A scientist's self-pleasure

Story by 5_paws on SoFurry

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Big monk... I mean SCIENTISTS need some relief as well. And what better way to do it than building your very own Omnic dildo.

*DEEEEEEEEEEEEP sigh*

So here's a story with a universe and a character I would, prior to last week, NEVER have thought of myself writing about. EVER.

First of all, not a huge fan of "art" of primates (apes etc) in general, so I was beyond baffled when I ended up having as much fun as I did working on this story.

I began writing this as half a joke but the more I kept writing the more I felt (cue Squidward meme) “Oh no, It’s hot!?” and had to finish it asap.

As always, I always like to try something new, and this project certainly allowed me to tick off some boxes:

  • Ape character

  • Sci-fi

  • Solo M/Sex-toys

Wouldn't perhaps call it a ticked-off box but... AI...?

I somehow REEEEALLLY found the dynamic of Athena and Winston having an awkward conversation about sex toys to work and I think it really carried this story from the core. + Was fun to write some "monkey-business" I hope I didn’t go too… BANANAS (certified comedy gold, no please, hold your applause) with it.

Anyway, had my birthday on the 31st, spent it with friends, had some fun. More stories coming up, have another long one coming maybe next week..? Probably will talk about commission stuff after that is out.

As always, feedback appreciated.

Thank you for reading, and enjoy!


“It’s finished!” Winston sighed, wiping some sweat off his furry forehead. The big male gorilla was currently alone in the Overwatch Gibraltar base as all other members were currently on their missions. And as always, the resourceful primate liked to tinker when there was nothing else to do.

“But what is it, Winston?” Athena’s robotic female voice echoed within the futuristic workshop.

Winston sighed again, taking a proper look at his newest creation. It was a seat, something similar to a large lounge chair, the shiny titanium core coated with springy, translucent silicone pads for comfort. The chair was supported by a dozen individual pistons, each attached to different parts of the frame. There were also two designated slots for the user’s legs, a pair of silicon-padded clamps by the foot of the strange seat. In addition, the platform the strange seat was on had a tower of sorts attached to it, a few feet away from the chair itself. And on the front of the tower, facing the seat was something, which in all obviousness was a robotic phallus and a quite large one at that.

“Well… Umm… I-It’s a self-pleasuring device.” The gorilla muttered, feeling rather embarrassed even though the one he was telling it to was just an AI.

“How does it work?”

“W-well, the operator seats himself here… The bench can be configured into all sorts of positions. Then you just choose what kind of program you would like to… service you. I’ve uh, taken the liberty to feed the algorithm some data regarding the mating habits of primates and other animals in order to make its movements as lifelike as possible. This part here is piston-operated and should simulate the actions of a… male organ during coitus on the operator.”

Athena was quiet for a while, Winston guessing the AI doing some kind of database search based on what it had just heard.

“Sorry Winston, but what you have devised is not new in any way. Humans have developed piston-operated self-pleasure machines or, dildos, since the 1980s and they are still on the market today. Here are the current top-selling ones from Amazon.”

The orange hologram screen next to the gorilla was quickly flooded with images, each depicting something which did resemble what Winston himself had crafted, only more compact and outdated.

“Yes, yes. I know, Athena. But the ones who developed those didn’t have access to such technology as we do here at Overwatch. I guarantee you mine is far superior to any of those.” Winston said rather pompously, even though he was talking about a sex toy. Scientist’s pride.

Athena remained quiet for some time, and Winston really hoped the curious program wouldn’t ask any further questions.

“Winston?”

“Yes, Athena?”

“According to my analysis on the structure of the device, it seems that it is built for female use. My database search also indicates these sorts of devices are prominently developed, sold to, and used by, women. According to the latest statistics, over 84% of the owners of such devices are human females.”

“*Krhm* I-Indeed, you are correct! However, this device can also be operated by males… as a part of my… special design. The sex of the operator shouldn’t matter.” The gorilla scientist explained while blushing, not wanting to reveal he had built this thing for himself to use.

“I see…”

It didn’t seem like the inquisitive AI was about to ask any more questions and Winston deflated his chest with a sigh of relief, taking the remote for his new love-seat in his big paws.

“Let’s see if it runs as it should...”

Fixing the glasses on his muzzle, Winston pressed the buttons on the hastily-built remote, his ears picking up the sounds of the machine’s parts hissing and clicking as it started working.

Firstly the seat was configured. The silicone-coated titanium plates shifted on their pistons, giving all sorts of different shapes to the seat, the scientist gorilla being able to change its look by the press of a button. Winston eventually settled for one, where the entire platform was nearly flat with a downwards curve, while there was also a cleverly designed slot at the foot of the bench, one which would allow the user’s sizable gorilla package to hang undisturbed instead of getting awkwardly squished against the seat, was he to lay down on his belly. Yes, Winston had really thought about this one.

Now that the seat was to his liking, Winston pressed another button on the remote, the robotic dick-replica twitching with life in its socket. The cylindrical piece of metal made a few rotations, first to the left, then to the right, the strong pistoning mechanism pushing the fake phallus back and forth in a jerking motion. Winston pressed a few more buttons, manually adjusting the speed and force of his device, going through the entire range of different speeds before nodding his head in satisfaction.

“Alright… Mechanically everything seems to be working…” The carefully observing gorilla muttered, pressing yet another button on his remote.

The omnic dildo stopped moving, now beginning to vibrate energetically whilst something gooey seeped out from the different tubes embedded into the phallic object. A translucent golden gelatinous substance quickly covered the entire thing, despite its apparent viscosity staying unyielding against the force of gravity and sticking to the metallic surface. After a while, the machine stopped vibrating, a heavy coating of about ¾ of an inch of the strange substance all around the metallic penis. Having gone up in size slightly, the large probe now more accurately represented the shape of an actual, primate erection.

“What is that?” Athena asked, waking up Winston from his careful observing of the transformed mechanical prostate poker.

“It’s a special, scentless, non-toxic, thermally conductive, ferromagnetic gel I developed. A low-frequency electromagnetic field holds it in place and by changing it, I can also modify the size and the shape of the probe. The gel should retain its form in any scenario; unless it comes into contact with another magnetic field. The purpose of the gel is to make the probe feel more like a natural animal penis instead of a lifeless piece of metal.” Winston excitedly explained, puffing out his chest with pride, whilst explaining the functions of his high-end sex toy.

“But yes… Everything seems to be working properly…” Winston continued, fixing the glasses on his muzzle again.

“Are you going to test it?” Athena’s surprising words were left hanging in the air while Winston’s heart skipped a beat, the ape scientist taking a careful glance at the seat and the intimidating rod pointed towards it.

“*Krhm* Yes!” He eventually said, taking a quick glance towards the door.

“Athena. Would you.. umm… lock the workshop door?”

“Locking the workshop door D38.”

Winston heard the sturdy metal lock click by the door and directed his gaze back onto the motionless machine and the magnificent piece of male endowment it was made to replicate.

“A-alright then…” He muttered to himself, fumbling for the zipper of his protective bodysuit.

The sound of a zipper being opened echoed inside the quiet workshop as Winston started removing his elastic, orange uniform. The big primate couldn’t help but feel at least a bit embarrassed whilst undressing, even though the only ones currently in the entire base were him and Athena. Slowly but surely, Winston slipped each of his limbs out from inside the stretchable orange bodysuit, the air of the workshop feeling pleasantly cool against his sweaty dark fur. With a heavy sigh, the half-naked gorilla wedged his thumbs inside the waistband of his self-cooling nanofiber briefs, decorated with the Overwatch logo on the front, and pulled them down as well, his dark, hairy body now fully nude. He contemplated removing his glasses as well but ended up leaving them on for the time being.

Winston promptly looked down at his primate package, which now hung out and about between his stumpy legs, nearly touching the workshop's floor with how sizable it was. A scientist at heart, Winston had never paid too much attention to his genitals, but secretly, he was VERY proud of the equipment he carried down under. Even for an average gorilla, his genitals were quite sizable. Even when flaccid, the shaft was nearly 10 inches long with a circumference of about 9 inches. Add an intimidating pair of round gorilla nuts and you had an equipment fit for any encounter.

Instinctively glancing over his shoulder to make sure nobody was watching, Winston did what all males do after sweating and scratched the skin of his dark scrotum, grunting with pleasure as he found the source of that pesky itch.

His front now itch-free and ready to go, Winston shifted his gaze from his front to his back, taking a look at his big and dark primate buttocks. Due to their anatomy, even male gorillas did have quite sizeable behinds and Winston was no exception to this. But still, he frowned, looking at the dark fur globes which cushioned his backside as to him, they appeared just that bit too round. He truly had himself a real nice set of primate badonkers.

Winston was well aware of having gained weight recently, most of the extra pounds seemed to have (un)pleasantly cumulated to his buttocks, which now appeared more fat and voluptuous than ever. This was because Winston hadn’t been on active field duty in a while due to some well-needed maintenance having to be performed at the base.

Finally, Winston again turned his eyes towards the machine and swallowed nervously before starting to make his way to the seat.

Approaching from the side, the large dong duplicate looked all the more intimidating, even though the device wasn’t at its maximum settings. In his head, Winston tried gaining confidence by reassuring himself he could take it. He was a big male, after all, so he should be able to. Still, Winston did have his doubts. It had been a while since the big gorilla had done any anal play. He did have a habit of doing something other than just eating with his bananas every now and then, but there was not a banana big enough in the entire world to be able to compare with the device’s mighty probe.

His heart rate already up by a considerable amount, Winston warily climbed onto the seat, laying down on his belly, the intimidating gel-covered robo-cock now pointed directly at his exposed primate behind. Sliding his genitals into the designated wedge and placing his ankles into the silicon clamps, Winston made himself as comfortable as possible, slightly lifting up his rump invitingly. Were his calculations correct, this position should be near-optimal for anal penetration.

Gripping the remote in his hands, Winston hesitated pushing the start button.

“Athena?”

“Winston?”

“Could you perhaps monitor the device so that it doesn’t go haywire… just in case.”

“I’d be happy to! Establishing link...”

Winston took a few deep breaths in an effort to calm himself while Athena worked her magic on the device.

“Primary program override completed. I am now monitoring this device and its functions.”

With the last nervous sigh leaving his lips, Winston pushed the “start”-button on his remote and the device started whirring. Winston unconsciously tensed up his behind as the robotic dildo extended out from its socket, ominously approaching the round gorilla mounds resting on the seat. He twitched as soon as the firm, gel-covered tip of the probe met his bountiful primate cheeks, promptly bringing the large probe to a halt. The machine stayed put for a while, before applying some more pressure onto Winston’s buttocks, eventually squeezing itself between them and onto the big gorilla’s twitching anus.

“Entrypoint detected. Applying lubrication…”

Winston twitched as he felt the cold lube on his entrance. The big gorilla was smart enough to know that no matter how futuristic the dildo, one would still require sufficient lubrication when it came to anal. And so, the device had built-in tanks for special lubrication liquid, which the tip of the probe now released into Winston’s crease.

The machine was quite generous in applying the slippery liquid, the large primate’s crack soon almost fully wet with the glistening substance.

“Lubrication complete. Preparing for penetration…”

The machine clicked and whirred, the gelatinous tip of the giant dick-replica applying steady pressure onto Winston’s anus, the lubricated outer ring of his sphincter stretching as the machine attempted entry. Winston was breathing fast, in his head trying to reassure himself to be calm, knowing that being relaxed would ease the penetration process. Still, it was incredibly hard to relax, having such a big object intruding on his anus.

Finding stable resistance in Winston’s sphincter, the machine increased its pressure on the big gorilla’s hole yet again, eventually forcing its way inside the large primate’s colon.

“OooOOohh!”

Winston voiced his surprise when the tip of the device emerged on the better side of his back door. It didn’t hurt, at least not yet, but there were still multiple inches of fake penis left outside Winston’s rear. The primate scientist held his breath as the gel-covered metal wand probed further inside his ass, pushing his sensitive meat folds out of the way with little effort. The gel felt cold and slimy against his inner walls, but the big gorilla didn't exactly dislike the strange feeling in his colon, and the further the large probe got, the more he found himself enjoying it.

Focusing nearly all of his attention on the events occurring down by his anus, Winston hadn’t even noticed he was at full mast, the tip of his primate breeding tool eagerly reaching towards the floor, erected to its full, nearly 16-inch length. The thick shaft pulsed with need while the probe ventured even further into the depths of Winston’s gorilla tunnel.

Winston twitched when the machine eventually stopped moving, some good eight or nine inches of the probe now stuck up his colon.

"Entry complete. Assessing the need for further lubrication…" Athena announced, the probe beginning to rock back and forth slightly, eliciting a surprised grunt out of the big primate.

“Starting body-heat simulation.”

Now Winston gasped, the gel touching his walls suddenly warming up, feeling even more pleasant than it had upon penetration. Now it truly felt like there was a real, live cock in his ass.

After a short while, the probe stopped moving and Athena announced:

“The censors have detected your insides to be loose enough to proceed. Initiating phase two.”

And the machine began pumping. The powerful piston worked its magic, moving the metal baton around inside Winston’s primate fun-tunnel. The big gorilla groaned earnestly, the warm, hard, and slimy object getting pushed along his rectal tract, pleasantly rubbing against his seldom-used insides. Just as he had programmed it, the machine started out slow, being very gentle with its moves, simulating more passionate and romantic lovemaking at the start. Now Winston was somehow even harder than before, his magnum gorilla dong almost touching the floor under the seat, his heavy primate testes throbbing with primitive desire from the foreign anal stimulus.

“I have detected an increase in your testosterone production… I’ll continue monitoring your vitals,” Athena remarked as the machine continued to operate.

Getting slowly fucked by the machine felt better than Winston had expected, and the groaning gorilla involuntarily pushed his big backside onto the phallic cylinder, the pleasure ramping up as the slimy probe reached new depths within his colon. This was just what he had needed. No matter how intellectual one may have wanted to appear, every now and then a good and thorough fuck was in order.

“High levels of endorphin detected. Proceeding onto phase three. Starting sonar-vibrations.”

Winston groaned with even more satisfaction, the probe beginning to rhythmically vibrate in the grip of his hole, an entirely new kind of sensation tickling the insides of Winston’s rump. A good dildo did need a vibration setting.

“I am puzzled, Winston. Animal phalluses never vibrate. Why does your probe possess such functionality?”

“Ah,~ S-Sonar impulses are actively used in physiotherapy. *Grunt* They a-activate blood flow and release muscle tension. *Huff* They can essentially make a-all your cells within a certain perimeter v-vibrate on their optimal frequency, w-which, in turn, should make the brains release more Ah! dopamine into the user’s system.” Winston explained while resisting the urge to squirm in his seat with how good he was feeling.

“Noted.”

It felt like the machine was giving his ass a high-quality massage from the inside, the repetitive back-and-forth movement constantly shifting the tingling sensation brought on by the gentle sound waves. The slippery gel made lewd squelching noises as it slid in and out of Winston’s hole, compressing just enough to squeeze itself in past the big primate’s orifice, returning to its form immediately on the other side. At this point, Winston had already given up on holding back his voice, grunting and groaning with pleasure while the machine gently knead his sizable backside. The steady pumping and soothing vibrations lulled the large gorilla into relaxing his body even more, giving the probe increased freedom to roam around the big primate’s tight scientist colon.

“Endorphin levels and rectal tract friction optimal. Switching to phase four!”

The sounds leaving Winston’s mouth suddenly got a lot more animalistic as the machine increased its speed to nearly six-fold, now going almost at the rate of three thrusts per second. Even with his big mass, Winston found it hard to stay put in the seat, the machine’s momentum pulling his body back and forth with how violently it moved between his gorilla cheeks. His primate package also started swinging around, the hefty gorilla testes slapping against his erect shaft haphazardly, gooey gorilla precum leaking out from his throbbing tip as the machine rough-housed his rectum.

This was it. This felt like true animal mating. Fast, harsh, but somehow even more pleasurable than before. Winston was already loose enough to fit almost the entire probe within his hole and with each passing second, he wanted all 22 inches of it more and more. A strong desire to be bred quickly took over and Winston’s moans got even louder.

“You know it’s funny Winston. Whenever the probe passes by your prostate the resistance on your walls increases momentarily.”

“T-t-t-t-that’s j-just *Krhm* s-s-something a-a-a-about primate a-a-anatomy, Athe-e-ena…” Winston explained, trying to keep his deep voice in check as the machine continued to ardently violate his anus.

The machine abruptly altered its pace, slowly pulling nearly the entire robotic phallus out from Winston’s rear before slamming it all the way in again, a loud grunt of pleasure accompanying the rough hilting maneuver. Repeating the same motion four more times, the program then switched into doing short bursts of rapid thrusts, between which the probe would lay still in Winston’s colon, amping up the sonar impulses to massage its user. Winston was nearly breathless when the machine returned to its original pace: aggressively thrusting the probe into the gorilla as hard and fast as it could, Winston’s furry body rocking on its seat. It was starting to feel too good.

“Winston, your heart rate is rapidly increasing. Should I still continue?”

“G-go on A-Athena...! I-I’m close!”

“A quick search of the internet suggests following options for reaching a sexual climax in addition to active penetration: Dirty talk, spanking, caressing of buttocks or chest, increased audiovisual stimulus...”

Winston was too ecstatic to respond and just growled under his breath as the huge robotic dildo beat a steady rhythm on his backside, his swinging gorilla cock getting ready to fire at any given moment.

“Sorry! I didn’t quite catch that. Proceeding with option one: Dirty talk. Downloading a library of known human dirty talk phrases…”

Again, Winston didn’t have the necessary vocalization skills or breath available to stop the artificial intelligence.

“Take it all you big slut!”

“Make those fat monkey cheeks bounce for me, you ape!”

“Do you like my banana up your ass?”

“A scientist? More like a cockslut if you ask me.”

Her voice was slightly different, but you could hear the robotic echo behind every word she said. With Athena’s voice echoing in his ears, the sonar impulses hitting his ape prostate just right, Winston came as the machine brought itself to a halt, detecting the orgasm from its user.

The terrifying roar of a mating male gorilla echoed in the spacious workshop.

Winston’s magnificent male organ unleashed a torrent of cum from its tip, thick ropes of white gorilla goo jetting out onto the titanium plating below the seat. His big gorilla nuts contracted towards his furry body, throbbing as they eagerly unloaded their accumulated cargo. It was Winston’s first orgasm in months, and the amount of cum he squirted out of his malehood was accordingly copious. Winston’s entire body deflated slightly as he sighed ecstatically, coating the titanium platform with his jizz.

“Orgasm detected. Dispensing aftercare cream...”

Winston’s eyes widened and the tilted glasses only barely hanging on his muzzle nearly fell as he felt a sudden rush of thick, warm substance gunking up his insides. The probe throbbed and pulsated, simulating a real animal orgasm as it pumped the big gorilla full of the creamy substance. It was a special, banana-scented ointment solution, which Winston had developed in order to help his ass recover from the fierce machine-powered pounding.

Winston growled with satisfaction, getting his hole filled, his eyes rolling up to his head while his cock shot even the last few ropes of cum under the seat.

“Terminating program…”

The probe finally retracted itself from inside Winston, its translucent golden gel surface partly painted white with the cream it had unloaded inside the primate scientist just now. There was a resounding click when the 22-inch metal dildo returned to its default position, the gel covering it getting sucked back inside the erect titanium rod.

Winston got up with shaky legs, the inside of his rump feeling awfully unstable, with the generous amount of aftercare cream wallowing around behind his closed sphincter. Trying his best to avoid any rash movements, the creampied gorilla took a concluding look at his device, which had just fucked him in the ass properly.

“Hmmm… Maybe I should design a fleshlight and a designated semen container for next time…” He muttered, focusing his eyes on the massive puddle of cum underneath the seat, which would definitely require cleaning.

“Would you like an analysis chart of the device and its performance as well as a list of possible faults and improvements?” Athena quickly chimed in.

“Yes Athena, I would like that very much, thank you.”

“Uploading them to your personal computer…”

"*Krhm* A-Athena?"

"Yes, Winston?"

"Could you… perhaps… delete the footage from the surveillance cameras of the workshop from the last ten minutes?"

"Consider it done!"