Stealing the Big Bad Wolf's Hussle

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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It was a beautiful day at the petting zoo. The sun was shining and the guests were happily enjoying themselves oblivious to the zoo's seedier elements. It's not the other guests you have to worry about, it's the animals. They're all former humans who chose to transform themselves into talking non-anthro animals. Some chose to work for the zoo after they changed for the free room and board. Others did it because they were bored as slacker humans and got talked into it. But changing yourself really doesn't change you when you're always looking for the easy money.

"What the fuck?" says Dash the cheetah, looking at a child's lolipop stuck to his back. 'Now I have to take a bath tonight.' he thinks. Walking through the zoo he tries to find someone to pull it out. Spotting Cody the Hyena alone in front of the gift shop, Dash gets an idea. Walking up to the dozing Hyena, Dash pokes him with a paw. "Cody, I need your help!" Cody opens his eyes to look up at Dash. "Some little shit stuck his lolipop in my fur." Dash exclaimed. Cody knows what a pain in the ass it will be to get out and replies "Sorry, I'm not a park attendant anymore." Dash pleads "Please Cody! You know if I go to an attendant they will make me take a bath." Confused Cody asks "What's wrong with that?" Dash answers "They always use the wrong shampoo and my fur doesn't feel right for a few days." Cody rolls his eyes and asks, "What do I get out of it?" Dash thinks for a second 'Cody has already learned a lot from his mentor Sugar.' and answers "I will let you in on the next big hussle Spotty and I run on a guest. I'll also let you keep the lollipop?" Dash reaches his head around and smells the lolipop on his back "It's lemon." Dash says with a toothy grin. Standing up Cody states "After all the dicks I've sucked lately I guess I could use a change of pace."

Examining the sucker on Dash's back, Cody gives it a few licks. Cody then grabs it in his muzzle and uses his dexterious mouth to rub his tongue around it. The lolipop slowly loosens from the fresh saliva and Cody slowly pulls it out of the fur. Cody lays back down while sucking on the lolipop with disinterest. Dash notices Cody's mood and asks "What's wrong kid?" Cody looks up at Dash and asks around the sucker in his mouth "Am I just a hole Sugar uses to get off and then he forgets about me?" Dash nervously thinks, 'It took way longer for his predecessor Larry the hyena to realize that male hyenas are naturally submissive.' Dash gives a honest response "That's only because you let him. Next time you're horny, be the one to initiate the sex. Larry used to be just like you until he overcame his natural submissiveness. If you tell people what you want, they will surprise you with a yes answer a lot more than you think they would. Larry even buggered Sugar, a time or two." Cody thinks to himself 'Sugar would never let me do that to him, would he? I've never asked though.'

Dash and Cody both look over as they hear Spotty the leopard's claws scratch the ground as he sprints towards them. "Dash, I found some prime entertainment. Have you seen Sugar anywhere? We're gonna need him on this one." Dash sets his paw on Cody's back and answers "We don't need Sugar we got Cody!" Spotty gives the cheetah a questioning look and asks "You think he can handle this?" Dash replies "I just had a talk with the kid and he's hot to trot." With sudden confidence Cody crunches the rest of the lolipop in his teeth and spits out the stick. The trio walk off to find their newest victim.

A few minutes later Sugar, the white wolf, walks out of the gift shop and looks at a lolipop stick laying on the ground. He looks around for Cody. 'Where did he go?' he wonders before shrugging and walking off to get a beer.

As they walk, Spotty explains the situation to Cody. "Sugar, Dash, and I made a guy named Fred take a very X rated selfie with us a while back. It turns out Fred was dumb enough to blur out his face and post the picture to a beastiality image board. Sometimes a former guest will recognise us and come begging to pay us to show them a good time too." Dash says "The fun part was when we steal their clothes and ransom them back." Cody thinks for a second and says "It sounds illegal." Dash replies "It sounds like just what you need to get out from under Sugar's paw." Cody smiles and asks "I get to be Sugar for once?" Dash and Spotty both grin at the kid getting to have his own fun. They continue to fill Cody in on the plan as they walk. Dash says "let's hide his clothes anyway!" They laugh.

At the alley behind the Maintenance building a man sits waiting on the stairs leading to a metal door with the 'words keep closed at all times' on it. Spotty, Dash, and Cody walk around the corner of the long L shaped dead end alley and approach the nervous man. He looks at Cody and asks "Who is this? This isn't the wolf." Spotty calms the man and cooly states "Sugar was busy so he sent this hyena instead. Don't worry our boy here was taught everything Sugar knows." Spotty whispers into Cody's ear "Just act like Sugar and you'll do fine."

Cody gives an evil grin at the man and starts barking orders "I want to watch you fuck the leopard to get me warmed up. Then maybe I will fuck you if you can get me hard enough." Spotty walks beside the man, waves his tail, and says "Lube my butt up good." The man pulls the lube out of his pocket, squirts it on his hand, and begins to finger Spotty's leopard butthole. Holding the tail with one hand the human slides his finger in and out with ease. He unzips and pulls his hard dick out of his pants. Spotty looks back at the man and says "You better take off your clothes because I shed and you don't want to go home covered in cat hair." The horny man quickly complies.

Cody and Dash watch from a few feet away. "I'll be the lookout" Dash volunteers. The man is standing in the deadend alley in his boxers and undershirt. Cody continues his Sugar impression "You gonna fuck him through the hole in your underpants? Take it all off whore." The man get's slightly embarrassed at Cody's harsh words and continues to follow the hyena's orders. Cody thinks to himself 'Dash was right about telling people what you want and they will do it.'

Dash, Spotty and Cody all admire the man they convinced to get naked for them. His body is shaved smooth from the neck down. Dash laughs "He looks like a naked mole rat!" They all chuckle at the man now becoming slightly embarrassed in front of the three animals. Cody continues "Okay Rat, you gonna stand there or get to the fucking?" the man rubs the lube on his hard erection. Cody orders "Lube your asshole up for me so I can join in when I'm ready." The naked human fingers the lube into his butthole in anticipation of a threeway.

Getting down to line himself up with Spotty's asshole. Cody barks "You haven't paid for that yet, Rat!" The man quickly grabs the smartphone from his clothes and opens the banking app. He punches in his password and sets up the transfer. Spotty holds out the microchip in the back of his neck to the man. Cha-ching goes the phone. Rat holds his phone towards the hyena and cheetah. Cody bows his head at the man with a smirk. Cha-Ching. Rat holds his Phone towards Dash who is standing at the corner of the L shaped alley. Dash says "I wouldn't be a very good look out if I left my position, now would I?"

The man looks at Cody and Spotty. Cody orders "Go down there and give it to him!" With the resignation at having already paid two of them the naked hairless man walks to the end of the alley. He swipes the phone across the back of Dash's neck. Cha-Ching.

As the man has his back towards Spotty and Cody the two are quietly picking up the clothes and hiding them. Behind a barrel on the other side of the alley. When Cody hears the Cha-ching he turns to start to run towards the man. Cody jumps up to hug Rat's back and knocks him down onto his hands and knees. They are laying around the corner in the view of the empty pathway running perpendicular to the alley. They can see the chainlink gate to the alley's entrance. As the man tries to recover Dash pokes all the claws on both front paws into the man's back. The man freezes at the pinpricks. Cody explains "I wanted to make this more exciting for you. So you better keep quiet or someone walking by will hear you and come investigate. Cody adjusts the hug and attempts to find the prelubed hole with his dripping hyena cock. At last Cody hits his target and the man stifles a grunt trying to be as quiet as possible. All the excitement at possibly being seen makes Rat clench as he wildly looks around towards the end of the alley. Spotty stands by and asks "Did you have to wait for him to finger me to ask him to pay?"

Cody continues to hug Rat tight and thrust his hyena cock into the asshole. Between his panting Cody looks at Dash and says "You can let go now. I don't think our little naked mole rat is going to struggle anymore." Rat shakes his head no while Cody starts to rub Rat's prostate with his hyena cock. Spotty tells the man "Open your mouth" and steps on the Rat's back to line his leopard cock up to the man's lips. Cody and Spotty look into each others eyes and grin. Spotty says "This is more fun than when Sugar does it with us." Spotty moans at the human's tongue working over his leopard cock.

Picking up his pace, Cody thrusts with renewed energy. He was the alpha wolf today! Cody runs his tongue across the sweating human's back to see what Sugar was talking about when he said he loved the taste of fear. His thick hyena cock continued it's assault on the human's ass until it clenchs tight. With a moan Cody looks to the alley's entranceway to see what made Rat tense up so hard.

Past the gate lumbers Philthy, the polar bear. His face, arms and chest covered in a crosshatch of black claw scars. Rumor has it that he tried to tear his own skin off. Philthy isn't quite a petting zoo animal, he works with the maintenance crew hauling heavy equipment and tools to and from the job sites. He is still registered in the tipping kiosks for the guest that see him around the zoo and want to help him out.. He's wearing leather bags along his back that are brimming with tools and equipment. Philthy looks past the chainlink gate at the scene. He yells "Disgusting Faggots!" at them. Spotty and Cody stop their thrusting genuinely afraid of what might happen next. Dash covers his eyes with a paw. To their relief Philthy grumbles and continues on his way.

The human's hand is pumping away at his shaft at the thrill of that huge monster catching them. Spotty and Cody give each other a look and Cody asks "You think he went to tell someone?" Spotty replies "With all the meds he's on? I have doubts he cares about anything anymore." Cody and Spotty start thrusting again wanting to just finish and leave. Their hearts are racing and Spotty starts grunting as he climaxes in Rat's mouth. Rat spits it out with a cough and pleads with Cody "Please don't tie your knot with me!" Cody is close as Rat whimpers. Cody informs him "Wish I could but Hyenas don't have knots" Cody picks up the pace and starts to dig his blunt hyena claws into the human's sides as he uses his whole body to thrust. Faint red welts appear on the man's sides.

Dash and Spotty watch with anticipation at how Cody will choose to finish this. Cody tells Rat "Pickup the phone!" Rat knew in the back of his mind that this was coming. He reaches for the disgarded phone on the ground beside them. With his head Cody motions for Spotty and Dash to get behind him. "Now let's take a photo to show the rest of your pervert friends who's the real alpha wolf at this zoo!" The man opens his camera app and holds it up to take a selfie with Cody, Spotty, and Dash . Click. Cody gets a devious idea "Now set it to rapid series and give it the the cheetah." The man complies afraid what would happen if he disobeys. Dash opens his mouth wide and hooks the phone horizontally behind his fangs. His tongue ready to press the screen to start the photos. Dash moves to get a good side view of the lovely couple with the alleyway gate in the background. Cody starts thrusting harder and gives Dash the signal. Click goes the phone every second as Cody leans forward and lightly bites Rat's neck as he grunts in climax. Rat's body shudders as his pumping fist brings himself to climax as well. Click goes the phone one last time as they are both panting in post orgasm bliss.

"Well I'm done here." Cody says as he pulls out his sloppy hyena dick with a splash of cum on the ground. The man looks up at the trio with postclimax shame at what he just did. Dash walks out the gate and drops the phone onto the middle of the path. The guy panics at the incriminating evidence on display on his phone. Standing up he looks to where the pile of his clothes used to be, "Where are my clothes!?" He yells at them as they all three giggle and swipe through the image series enjoying their work. Spotty says with fake concern "Maybe we can use this phone to call someone to bring you some?" Dash chimes in "I think I see Sugar over there by the snack bar why don't we go get him to help you find them?" Rat makes the desperate decision to try to grab the phone from the trio even if it meant possibly being seen. The three back up as the naked hairless human looks both ways and then sprints towards them to grab the phone from the ground. Hyena cum squirts out his ass as he quickly bends to grab the phone and retreat to the alley.

The trio laugh at the man's predicament and then walk off to spend their new tip money on a round of beers. At the snack bar they meet up with Sugar. As their beers are set on the low table Sugar asks "Where have you been Pup?" Cody gives a grin at Sugar and says "I left you some sloppy seconds in the alley behind the maintenance building. If you hurry you can probably get to him before he finds his clothes" Sugar looks at the kid and says "Damn pup, I didn't know you had it in you!" Sugar sticks his nose into his almost empty beer cup and closes his jaws to grab it. He lifts his head and chugs the rest. He sets down the cup, lets out a burp, and makes a beeline to the alley.