Call Center Crush

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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The year is 1989. Owen Watson is a 19 year old male caucasian human. He knew he was different from a young age. Owen has a proclivity towards anthro men, but due to his fears of ostracization, he didn't dare do more than longingly watch them from a distance while living under his parent's roof and attending a human high school.

Due to the long-standing discriminatory housing practices, Owen lived in a human suburban neighborhood and the only anthros he ever got to see are the lawn care professionals and other blue collar workers.

Wanting to get out from under his parent's thumb, Owen purposely chooses to move to a cheap apartment building nearby his newly acquired 9-5 job at a call center. His parents attempted all manner of bargaining to keep their son from making what they said, 'Will be the worst mistake of his life." He moved out, but they kept his room ready, expecting him to come running home when he realizes how awful living on the 'furry' side of town is.

Owen loves his job. It is easy work reading from a script on a computer terminal in front of him, pressing buttons to advance the dialog options to answer customer questions, and typing in a customer's personal information. The best part of the job is all the anthro men and women that he works with.

Due to a recent Supreme Court ruling on the matter of anthro nudity, anthros now have a Civil Right to be comfortable wearing their bare fur in public and not get discriminated against. The call center couldn't compel their employees to wear clothes at work unless they pay a huge upfront cost to provide full uniforms for all the employees. Most of Owen's co-workers show up to work wearing nothing but ID collars around their necks and he likes it like that.

Owen finishes a call and rolls his chair back from the desk to stretch. He looks over at the attractive white tail buck next to him. The call center seating is first come first serve and Owen tries to sit next to different anthros every day to keep things interesting. The older anthro wears a loose brown collar around his long neck and nothing else. The buck sees Owen looking at him and isn't shy about spreading his legs and turning his office chair slightly towards the human. The buck has a plump sheath and a nice set of balls that rest gently on the seat cushion. The fluffy white belly fur looks so soft and inviting. Owen listens to the buck's deep baritone voice as he continues to talk to a customer on the headset.

Owen's body reacts to the teasing sight right in front of him. A tent forms in his pants as his eyes roam the buck's body. The buck is fully enjoying watching a human coworker lust over him.

The buck knows what he is doing to the human and turns back to his computer with a smirk to type in information. Owen has been in a constant state of arousal almost every day. The sexual energy gives him a boost and he starts the next call with enthusiasm.

During a 15 minute break, Owen drinks a soda and tries not to draw attention to himself in the packed break room. Several anthros smoke cigarettes in the smoker lounge and chatter loudly as they puff away.

An African Wild Dog rotates his radar dish sized ears as he walks into the breakroom. Spotting Owen, he walks over and asks, "Hey Owen, let me borrow a quarter for a soda?" Owen says, "Finley, didn't we just get paid?" The dog rubs his hands over his naked fur and says, "You know how it is. No pockets for change." Owen boldly reaches out to poke a white circle in Finley's brown, black, and white thigh fur and asks, "Is this not the change eject button?" Finley's balls jiggle as he laughs. Owen's eyes are glued to the dog's crotch as he reaches into his pocket to pull out a quarter.

Weaving his way across the room, Finley drops the borrowed coin into the machine and hits a button. He unconsciously raises his tail high as he bends down to retrieve the can. Owen smiles when he catches a glimpse of pink. Owen still can't believe anthros are comfortable being naked in public.

Finley comes back to sit down way too close to Owen. The human doesn't mind as Finley's thigh presses up against his jeans.

Owen sips his soda and asks, "Are you doing anything after work?" Finley answers, "No, nothing in particular." Owen asks hopefully, "Do you want to maybe go get dinner or something?" The wild dog's interest is piqued by the overly friendly human.

Having such huge ears, Finley has overheard the workplace gossip about Owen being more friendly than the other humans towards anthro males.

Finley puts his hand on Owen's leg and says, "How about you just come to my place to hang out?" Owen knew anthros were easy, but never imagined his fumbling attempt to pick one up would be so successful. The human's heart flutters in his chest and he gulps down his soda.

After work, Finley gets in Owen's car and says, "This is a pretty nice ride you got." Owen replies, "Thanks, my parents bought me it after I graduated." Owen's eyes glance down at Finley's bare sheath between his man spreading legs. The sheath points up and the tip touches the edge of the seatbelt. Finley changes the radio station to something upbeat and they cruise down the road.

Anthros are out and about on the sidewalks and the outdoors feels much more alive than the sterile suburbs Owen is from. Owen spots a female vampire bat anthro walking and really looks at the wing flaps under her arms swishing around as she walks. Finley notices and says, "She's interesting to look at. You do a lot of people watching?" Owen isn't sure if he wants to answer truthfully and says, "Well you know. Don't see bats too often." Finley smiles and says, "I don't either."

Owen sees a few African Wild Dogs in the yard outside of the house Finley points out as his. Finley senses Owen's nervousness and says, "They won't bite." Owen parks on the street and makes sure all his car doors are locked.

The wild dogs playing in the front yard all wave and call out greetings to Finley but don't come closer to investigate the human with him. Finley greets them back as he keeps walking towards the house. Their names go in one ear and out the other after Finley points them out. Owen smiles at all the cute wild dog kids staring back with their giant round ears focused on them.

The inside of the house smells musky but not too unpleasant. More wild dogs sit around watching TV and stink of booze from the piles of empty beer bottles strewn across the living room. Finley points out his Mom, Dad, Grandfather, Uncle, and other members of his extended family. Owen waves at them nervously.

Finley takes off his ID collar from around his neck and hangs it on a rack beside the front door. Finley looks at Owen expectantly while rubbing the fur on his neck and says, "Make yourself comfortable." Owen takes off his shoes. Finley keeps watching and says, "Just shoes? You can do better than that." Owen looks over the naked wild dog in front of him. Finley shows no signs of shame or embarrassment about his body.

With excitement at being with Finley, Owen pulls off his shirt and pants. Owen feels the thrill to be in his underpants and socks in an anthro's house.

Finley eyes Owen's creamy bare skin and says, "You're cute." Finley grabs Owen's hand and leads him upstairs to a bedroom.

There is a tent in Owen's briefs as he climbs the stairs. Owen wonders what he got himself into when Finley opens the door to a bedroom. Owen looks around the room filled with three bunk beds and is shocked to see a wild dog anthro with his cock locked into a Hampshire Pig. The boar is riding the dog cowgirl style on the top bunk.

Owen eyes the pig with such distinctive markings of a black head with white arms and chest and a black belly and legs. Owen's eyes are drawn to the boar's large balls resting on his lover's pubis.

The pig is the first one to notice them and says with no shame, "Hey Finley!" Owen looks away in realization he is watching two strangers have sex right in front of him.

Finley replies, "Owen, this is my older brother Ryan and his boyfriend Adam. Adam and Ryan, this is my co-worker Owen." The boar casually asks, "You both work at that call center, right?" Finley nods with a smile. The wild dog named Ryan says in a thick growling canine accent, "Finley got an easy job because he is so good at using his human voice." Finley spits back, "Don't be mad that I learned how to enunciate."

Adam chuckles and then it turns into a moan as the knot inside him tugs on his tailhole. The boar rubs a sweaty hand on his cock and says, "Don't mind us if you two came in here to have some fun as well." Adam leans down to kiss Ryan.

The erection in Owen's underpants strains as he gets a good peek of the dog's cock pulling on the pig's anus. Finley elbows Owen and pulls on the waistband of the human's underwear to lead him to the other bunk bed. Owen holds his underwear tight.

Finley climbs up on the top of the other bunk bed and Owen asks, "You share this room with your brothers?" Finley answers, "Yes, and an uncle. Is that strange to you?" Owen is at eye level with the dog's bare crotch as Finley's paws dangle down. Owen looks up into Finley's eye and answers, "I guess I'm lucky enough to have had a room to myself as a kid." Finley says, "Sounds lonely. "

Finley pokes a footpaw at Owen and states, "Enough talk. You can do anything you want to with me." Owen reaches out and touches Finley's thigh. He pets his hand down the soft fur and leans in close to the sheath and balls. The human's hand reaches around to grip the base of the dog's tail. Finley looks down at the human's face so close to his sheath and smiles.

Taking one last look at the pig and wild dog kissing on the other bed, Owen feels less shy about experimenting with Finley. Owen playfully squeezes the base of the tail and fondles Finley's balls with his other hand. Finley's tail wags as he patiently watches Owen have his fun.

Placing his mouth on the tip of the sheath, Owen swirls his tongue around it. Finley starts chuckling and asks, "What are you doing?" Owen spits the fur out of his mouth and says, "I don't know how to get it started." Finley grips his sheath to pull down the skin to fully expose his red penis. The fur tucks behind the uninflated knot and Finley states, "There you go."

Owen stares at the red rocket and says, "Okay." The penis is a smallish length and looks very non threatening. The dog's penis slides into his mouth and Owen gets a taste of anthro cock. Owen slowly bobs his head and glides the dick across his tongue. Finley stares at his brother's pig boyfriend and fantasizes about doing that to the human sucking his cock. Owen tongues at the smallish knot at the base of the cock in fascination.

The knot deflates enough to release Adam from Ryan's dog cock. Adam presses a towel to his tail hole and lays beside his boyfriend. Adam whispers to Ryan, "I want to mess with the human." Ryan asks, "How?" Adam answers, "You still have those handcuffs?" Ryan nods his head towards a dresser. Adam climbs down from the bed and makes his way to the dresser.

The drawer is filled with collars, harnesses, and belts with pouches for when extra pockets are needed. At the bottom are two pairs of handcuffs with long chains. Adam looks over to make sure the human is distracted and quietly grabs them.

Holding them up for Finley to see, Adam gives a big grin. Finley nods quickly. Adam makes his way behind Owen and wraps an arm around the human to hug him from behind. The pig's warm belly presses against Owen's back. Owen's head is held tight by Finley as he tries to pull away. Adam presses his genitals against Owen's underwear clad butt and says, "You have enthusiasm for giving a blowjob, but you're using your hands too much." Adam clicks the cuff around one of Owen's wrists.

The human feels his right arm being pulled towards the support post of the bunkbed and a thrill at losing control strains his cock. Owen leans back into the bristly fur of the boar and feels a cock pressing against his butt through his underwear. Adam whispers the order, "Give me that other hand." Owen pulls his other hand away from holding Finley's tail and Adam cuffs it to the other support post. Finley lets go of Owen's head and looks down at the human's face.

Adam runs a finger around the waistband of Owen's briefs and says, "Why is he still wearing these?" Finley says, "Leave them on him. They are kind of cute." Adam rubs his fingers on Owen's pubis and says, "I suppose." Owen can't help but let out a moan as the sweaty pig hugs him from behind. He goes back to bobbing on the wild dog's cock in his mouth and the pleasure is multiplied as he tugs on his bonds.

Ryan sits up on the edge of his bed and says, "I didn't know blowjobs were a team sport?" Adam lays his head on Owen's shoulder and says, "Anything can be a team sport. Did you want in on this?" Ryan says, "I would prefer to be the coach. Now pinch his nipples."

The human lets out excited grunts around the cock in his mouth at the pleasurable pain of his nipples getting pulled at. Adam remarks, "It's so strange that humans only have two nipples." Adam pulls the nipple up and down and Owen can't help but let out a moan around the cock in his mouth.

Finley pets a hand through Owen's hair and says, "I am so close now." Ryan throws a towel to his brother and says, "I have doubts smooth skin wants to guzzle all that pent up cum." Finley looks down at Owen's eyes looking up at him and says, "I know a better place to put it."

Finley pulls the human's mouth off his cock and scoots away on the bed. Owen suddenly realizes how little control he has as he is chained standing up in front of the bunk bed. Finley jumps down and walks around the room waving his erect dog cock. Finley messes around in the drawer and then says, "I would feel bad just giving a reach around. Owen, how about you fuck Adam, while I fuck you?" Owen says, "But he's your brother's boyfriend!" Ryan chuckles and says in his deep anthro growl, "I'm not gay. He's my friend, that's a boy."

With a condescending tone, Adam says, "Humans are so much fun because they are sexually repressed." Ryan adds, "If I had to work around humans all day, I would probably bring one home for us to fuck every now and then."

Adam bends over to position himself laying half on the lower bunk and lets the human's underwear clad crotch poke against his butt. Owen doesn't have anywhere to go and doubts he has the willpower to stop himself. He stares down at the tiny curl of a tail above the big black butt.

With a few tentative bumps against Adam's tail hole, Owen is eager to start the threeway. Owen's eyes are drawn to the boar's black butt as a line of dog cum dribbles out of the hole and is soaked into his underpants. Finley pulls the underwear down slowly and Owen's erection springs up to tap at the boar's anus. Finley reaches around Owen to spread lube on the human's penis and guide it in. Owen moans in pleasure as he slides his length inside the boar. Owen wishes his hands were free to hold the boar's chubby hips as he adjusts to the warm tailhole. He grips the chains as he works up a rhythm. Adam grunts in pleasure as the cock slides in and out of his used tailhole.

Finley slides the underwear down the human's legs and to the floor. Finley admires the human's tailless butt for a moment before diving in with his muzzles and slobbering all over the human. Owen bucks and grunts in pleasure at the feeling of a dog tonguing from his balls to his anus. Finley pulls back and admires the glistening balls and butthole.

With a grin, Finley spreads lube on his cock. He quickly worms his dick into Owen's anus and the human lets out grunts. Finley says, "I want to knot you. Are you ready for it?" Owen gasps, "Yes!" Finley matches Owen's thrusting as he works the lube around in preparation. Owen is in a world of pleasure as his prostate is massaged in time with his thrusts. Finley says, "You don't sound like you can last very much longer. I better pop it in."

The wild dog holds the human's hips tight as he slowly hilts himself past the knot. Owen is loudly grunting and panting at the most insane sexual thing he's done in his whole life. Finley holds still and enjoys the squirming human squeezing and bucking against his knot.

The feeling of being fucked while fucking causes Owen to reach his climax in less than a minute. Owen announces, "I'm gonna cum." Adam smugly says, "Let it rip." Finley has been close the whole time and is glad he doesn't have to delay his climax any longer. He grips the restrained human tight and gives tiny thrusts, letting the human's knotted hole milk him.

Owen's climax feels glorious as he lets it go into the pig he just met. The squirts of jizz mix with the dog jizz already inside Adam. Owen rides out his climax with embarrassing grunts. Finley keeps thrusting his locked knot inside Owen's butt to enhance both their orgasms.

Everyone pants in a tired pleasure. Ryan says, "That was pretty hot. Now would you kindly take your dick out of my pig's ass?" Owen takes a small step back to pull out and sheepishly smiles at Ryan. The pig takes the towel off the floor and gives his ass another pat down. Ryan grabs the pig's butt and says, "Now I got to pump another load in there to mark my territory." Adam giggles as Ryan pushes him back over the bed.

True to his word, Ryan grips the pigs hips and presses his erection into the used tailhole. Adam lets out a moan of pleasure as Ryan gets right to it with his hard thrusts. Owen can only watch as Ryan press his chest to his outstretched arm and fucks his boyfriend only a few inches away. Finley hugs Owen and watches over his shoulder.

Ryan gives a few final thrusts and knots his boyfriend for a second time. He looks over at Owen's flaccid cock and says, "That's how you do it." Owen jiggles his chains and asks, "My arms are getting sore. Where are the keys to these?" Ryan says, "In the drawer. But I'm not gonna be walking over there to get them anytime soon though."

Ryan reaches over to bang on a wall and yells, "Hey Izzy. Get in here and give us a hand!" Owen suddenly feels embarrassed being naked and having a cock knotted in his ass when the door flies open to reveal a female Wild Dog. Izzy looks over the scene before her with a smirk.

Without a hint of embarrassment, Ryan says, "Smooth skin's arms are getting tired. Be a dear and dig the keys out of the open drawer over there would you?" Izzy swishes her tail as she makes her way to the drawer. Izzy says, "You aren't even going to introduce us?"

Finley can hardly talk as Owen's asshole puckers and spasms at the sudden embarrassment. Finley tries to keep an even tone as he says, "Izzy, this is my human coworker, Owen, from the call center." Izzy sits on the other end of the bunk bed from Ryan and Adam to look into the captive human's face and says, "Hi, I'm their sister." Owen looks at her smallish bare tits and nervously asks, "You're older than 18, right?" Izzy laughs and Finley hugs him tighter to say, "Of course she is."

The chains jingle as Owen pulls at them wishing he could cover himself up. Izzy stares at the cock in front of her and asks, "Is that what a human penis looks like? It's so small and floppy." Adam says, "It felt pretty big when he rammed it in me." Ryan says, "But not bigger than mine." Adam agrees, "Of course dear."

The keyring dangles from her claw tip as she jingles them teasingly. Owen reaches towards the keys. Izzy relishes the power she holds over the human and says, "Shame the cute ones are only into other boys." Izzy finishes delaying. She reaches over to the bedpost and opens the cuff. Owen lets his arm drop to his side and the cuff hits him in the knee.

The pain causes Owen to fall forward on the bed and swing from his other hand to land halfway on Adam's sweaty body. Finley lets out a grunt as he is pulled along by his knot. Izzy lets out a giggle at Owen's clumsiness.

Izzy hands the keys to Ryan and the dog unlocks the cuff on the bedpost. Owen crawls away from on top of Adam and asks, "Why aren't you uncuffing my hands?" Ryan answers, "Didn't you want to get cuffed to other stuff for round two?" Izzy scoots back on the bed to lean herself against the back wall. Owen looks up at the dog's crotch and can't see any discernible genitals with her thick dark fur in the way.

Owen burns with shame at the feeling of his asshole spread open by a dog cock surrounded by a group of anthros and says, "Once is enough for me." Ryan says, "Our sister is right there with her legs spread and you're not even giving her a second glance."

Owen's face burns hot with a blush as he grabs the keys from Ryan and starts unlocking his wrists. Izzy gives a disappointed sigh. Adam smirks at Izzy and says, "I could root around for truffles if you want?" Izzy flick the pigs nose and says, "Eww. Not when you say it like that."

Finley asks, "All this sex is really giving me an appetite. What's for dinner?" Izzy shrugs and says, "I think there is left over barbecued pork." Adam says without any irony, "My favorite. I don't want to wait for Ryan to finish. Would it be too much for you to bring us a plate to share?" Izzy answers, "I'm not your waitress." Owen exclaims, "You eat pork?! But you're a pig!" Adam pushes Owen and says, "So? It's not like I knew the pig." Ryan sneers, "You're not one of those vegetarians are you?" Not knowing how to react, Owen says, "No, it's just weird."

Laying on a bed with a dog cock locked in his butt isn't the position he wants to be in while debating a pig's diet. Ryan leans down to lick Adam's sweaty neck and says, "Now I'm getting hungry." Ryan gives his knot a few tugs and it releases early. Owen stares at the shiny red cock and wonders how much of his cum is on it.

Ryan helps Adam up and says, "Wash your ass first, then food." Ryan and Adam make their way out of the bedroom. Owen watches the dog's engorged cock lead the way. The thought that a similar one is locked inside him right now sends a wave of pleasure through Owen. The warm fur pressed against his butt feels nice.

Finley says to Owen, "It's probably going to be a while before my knot goes down." Izzy pokes Owen's sweaty shoulder and asks, "Are you two boyfriends now?" Finley answers without hesitation, "Yes, are you jealous?" Owen wonders if that term means anything to Finley.

Izzy squeezes her smallish breasts and says, "Kind of. I don't have anything to attract guys." Owen suggests, "Maybe you could dye your fur?" Izzy looks down at her brown fur with black and white patches and asks, "Dye my fur?" Owen says, "Well, it's kind of dark compared to Finley." Izzy looks over her brother's sparser, more defined, sprinkling of black and white body fur between the brown. She then looks at her heavier dousing of black fur on her body.

Izzy says, "Things were so much easier back when people were forced to wear clothes." Owen is worried he used the wrong words as Izzy scoots to the edge of the bed and leaves. Finley slips his penis out and says, "Talking about how ugly my sister's fur pattern is really softened me up." Owen feels the warm dog cum running down his leg and grabs for the towel on the floor.

There is a change in Finley once he has gotten what he wanted. Finley asks, "Can we go down and get some dinner now?" Owen looks down at his sock-covered feet and says, "I'm still dripping with your cum!" Finley replies, "Yeah well, hop in the shower with Ryan and Adam then."

Finley grabs the towel away to wipe his retreating cock then tosses it to the floor. He quickly pulls Owen out the bedroom door. Finley opens a door and pushes the naked Owen into a large tiled bathroom. Finley states, "I'll be down stairs."

Adam is on his knees carefully washing Ryan's balls. The pig looks over and says, "Owen, Come join us." Ryan ignores Owen as he focuses on scrubbing all the pig sweat and musk out of his fur. Anthros dogs look strange when wet and it reinforces how different they are from humans. Adam's chubby pig body doesn't look different at all.

The bathroom isn't what Owen was expecting. The communal style bathroom has multiple toilets, sinks, a urinal, and shower heads. It makes sense that anthros would be efficient about their restroom layout if they aren't body shy around each other.

Owen makes his way across the room and pulls off his socks. He steps over the lip of the shower area to stand beside Ryan. Owen turns on the showerhead and pretends this is just like in gym class. It is very distracting seeing the pig on his knees tending to Ryan.

Owen lets the cool water run over him and washes off the sweat and cum. He feels a tinge of embarrassment when he lathers his hand up and reaches behind himself to wash his tender anus. Having just had sex with Adam in front of Ryan, there isn't anything they haven't seen, so Owen powers through his conflicting feelings about two complete strangers seeing him so vulnerable and naked. Adam watches him with curiosity and then gets back to shampooing Ryan's legs.

Owen finishes quickly and uses a ratty towel hanging just outside the shower area to dry himself. Owen looks at his socks for a second and considers if it's worth even putting them back on. He folds them up and opens the door to look around the hallway.

An older and chubbier African Wild Dog approaches the bathroom door. Owen holds the door open with a smile and the dog bares his teeth. The dog's face goes back to neutral and he orders, "Don't smile with your teeth out. That's a good way to start a fight." Owen closes his mouth as he feels the older dog's brown eyes go up and down his naked body.

From across the room, Ryan calls out, "Leave the smooth skin alone. This isn't the old country. You have to adjust to human mannerisms, not the other way around." The dog turns away and mutters, "I should have never left Botswana."

A loud stream of urine hits a urinal before Owen even realizes what just happened. He closes the door and thinks about how Ryan's attitude towards him changed after sharing a pig.

Owen glances towards the bedroom containing his dirty underwear and decides to abandon his modesty. The dogs are comfortable going outside naked, so he should at least have the courage to walk around their house in the nude. He turns towards the stairs and listens to the growling voices of Finley's family discussing something.

Each step feels gigantic as Owen makes his way down. The dogs stop their conversation as they hear the unfamiliar noise of human feet approaching. The scene is almost comical as the group of wild dogs all have their giant radar dish ears perked up and pointed at him.

Owen reaches the bottom of the stairs and drops his socks onto his shoes. Owen has to make a conscious effort to not cover his body. His eyes rapidly search each one's similar face and body trying to recognize Finley's pattern. Owen tries to break the ice, "Hey, I heard there was some barbeque pork?" Finley pokes his head out a doorway and says, "Yeah, in here!" Owen lets out a sigh of relief that he found Finley. The dogs are eyeballing the naked human's genitals as he makes his way into the kitchen.

Finley sits back down at the table. He holds up a fork full of meat and says, "Help yourself." Owen looks at the large tray of cuts of pork with the plastic wrap pulled back. An African wild dog says from the other side of the kitchen, "Finley! That's no way to treat guests." Owen recognizes her as Finley's mom.

Her only article of clothing is an apron tied tight around her waist, accentuating her large child bearing hips and bountiful breasts. Finley's mom walks over and asks, "After what Finley told me you two did, you are probably very hungry?" Owen looks at Finley and asks, "You told your mom?" Finley says with his muzzle full, "Yeah?" Finley's mom runs a hand through Owen's chest hair and says, "Sweetie, don't be ashamed about having a good time. I think it's kind of cute that you get along so well with Adam too." Owen doesn't know how to feel about his first threesome being public knowledge within the family.

Mom picks up a plate and fork to pull off a few generous hunks of meat for Owen. She pops the meat into the microwave to warm up. It is an awkward wait as Finley chews with his mouth open.

The barbeque sauce smells great as the plate comes out. Owen sits at the table beside Finley as Mom sets the plate down. Owen picks up a knife and slices off a bite. He chews and decides the pork is juicy and flavorful. Adam walks into the kitchen and says, "Hi, Mrs Poloko." The black and white pig kisses the mom on the cheek.

Ryan walks in behind and slaps Adam on his bare black butt. Ryan remarks, "She's married." Adam says, "I know. That's why I didn't kiss her on the mouth." Mom runs her hands down Adam's pot belly and says, "You are such a sweetie. Are you hungry?" Adam answers, "Yes, I love everything you cook." Ryan is already loading up a plate. He pokes a chunk of cold meat into his mouth to chew while he waits for the rest to warm up.

Ryan hands a fork to Adam and when the microwave dings, he slides the plate between them to share. It kind of weirds Owen out to be sitting naked in a kitchen, watching a pig eat pork.

Wanting to make conversation, Owen asks, "So your family is from Botswana?" Mom's eyes light up and she answers, "Yes! I came here as a child with my parents. We were refugees from the civil war and liked America so much we immigrated."

Mom tells the story of losing relatives in the war and her harrowing escape. Finley and Ryan tune out the story they've heard too many times. Owen is mildly interested in the family's hardship but it feels weird just casually talking while naked. Mom tells about the joy of finding the brother that she thought died in the war, a decade later, and helping him immigrate too.

Under the table, Finley's footpaw rubs against Owen's leg and he smiles at Owen. Mom finishes the story and takes the empty plates. The family dynamic is something Owen feels a bit envious of. His own parents are distant. Ryan licks the sauce off Adam's muzzle and they unashamedly kiss. Finley leans in to lick Owen but the human pulls away. Finley shrugs and asks, "Did you want to stay the night? More than enough room to cuddle in my bed." Finley answers, "I need to get home to feed my cat."

Finley asks, "You have a pet cat? I figured you liked dogs." Owen says, "I like dogs and cats." Finley says, "I had a pet guinea pig for a week when I was a kid, but my Uncle ate her." Mom says, "Owen, your uncle was very sorry. He thought it was a present for his birthday. They are delicacies in the old country." Owen asks, "You eat guinea pigs?" Mom says, "Only on special occasions." It is hard for Owen to wrap his head around the cultural divide.

Owen says, "I should get going. It was nice meeting you all." Finley stands up and says, "I'll walk you to your car." Owen makes his way to the front door and realizes he left his underwear upstairs. He wants to make a quick escape so he goes commando as he redresses.

The kids are still chasing each other around the yard with sticks as they walk past them. Finley asks, "What did you think of my family?" Owen says, "They are just so different from humans." Finley asks, "We're not that bad are we?" Owen says, "Not bad, just different from what I'm used to. I could never admit to my parents I'm gay." Finley asks, "You're gay?" Owen looks around and quietly answers, "Yes. That's what we just did. That's what you admitted to your mom that I did with you." Finley replies, "I thought we were just friends having a bit of silly fun. Are you in love with me?" Owen looks the naked wild dog up and down and answers, "I don't know."

Finley shrugs and says, "Emotions are complicated. We can keep having sex until you decide. How about we do it at your place next time?" Owen answers, "Okay."