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Chapter 5: Brilliant Cut

Tucker and Doctor Karl drove their rental car up a tree-lined drive to a bungalow settled on a small farm. As they stepped out of the car two elderly gentlemen greeted them from a veranda.

“Tucker, my boy!” called out one of the elders. “It’s been forever! You need to visit more often. How’s your wife?” he asked as the younger men approached. The men looked to be in their 60’s – one was balding with a liver-spotted pate.

“Getting fat. All farty.” He embraced the grey-haired men.

“Too many apples, boy,” said one of the men. “You spoil that girl.”

“Uncle BJ, Uncle Kev. This is Leon,” Tucker stepped back.

Doctor Karl held out his hand and said, “It’s a pleasure to meet you both.” He shook their hands.

“Come on inside! There’s a pot of tea brewing.” BJ ushered everyone inside. “Shoes off, if you don’t mind. The polished redwood looks gorgeous but scratches like a bugger.” They were led down a tastefully decorated hallway to a cozy dining area.

“This place is lovely. Wow, it’s like something you see in home décor magazines.” Doctor Karl noted appreciatively.

“My husband loves fussing about. I’d live in a stable but Kev likes his comforts.” He rubbed the back of his partner affectionately as they sat around the oak table. BJ poured tea into fine china teacups which sat on crocheted doilies. “Milk? Sugar?” He offered a small white china jug and bowl to the guests. “Now, what’s this all about? Young Tucker was a bit cagey on the phone call but said it was important and the government needed our help!”

“He didn’t tell you more than that?” asked the scientist.

“Not really. Why don’t you tell us what you need,” said the other gentleman.

“Ah. What I’m going to ask of you sounds peculiar but I’d like your forbearance – hear me out until I explain everything” he began. “Have you heard of the Diamond Suit hazardous materials suit? Occasionally they make the news for some heroic rescue or disaster response.”

Both the elder men shook their heads, but then BJ exclaimed, “Oh, wait. Was that the thing with some naked guy shutting down an oil-fire, or something?”

“That’s the one,” the scientist took a sip of tea. “The suits are incredibly valuable in otherwise impossible situations. We think we’ve discovered a way to create more of the suits. You can understand how important it is to have more emergency response capability available.”

“Well, sure. But you’re skirting the point, man,” said Kev. “What does that have to do with two old queens out in the boonies?”

“The scientists want you to put on the suits and fuck,” said Tucker.

There was an awkward pause before BJ burst out laughing, “I’m sorry, but you want us to put on hazmat suits and do the dirty? Whatever for! Surely you can find someone other than us who are happy to fuck wearing damned near anything!”

“Nah, it’s ‘cause you’re horse-fuckers. It’ll only work with you guys,” explained Tucker.

“Geeze, boy!” Kev admonished, “You don’t go blurting that out to strangers!”

“Leon’s cool. He’s a dog-fucker. He’s the one who discovered how to create a new Diamond Suit,” said Tucker. “He rooted a dog while wearing one and ‘Blam’ made another suit.”

Doctor Karl flushed crimson at having his intimate exploits divulged to strangers. “Tucker’s correct. I, ah, coupled with a dog which resulted in the duplication of the suit.”

“More than one – show my uncles the movie of you with the Great Dane bitch. For a dog she was a sexy beast. BJ you’ll love this. Go on, Leon.” He turned expectantly to the blushing scientist.

“Uh, sure.” He took his laptop out of his satchel and opened the video stream. All four men crowded around the screen to watch Doctor Karl having sex with the in-season Great Dane. It was unambiguously his face and his voice as he shouted out in ecstasy. On the screen the Diamond Suit erupted from the man’s flesh as he was obviously erupting into the bitch.

“Dear lord…” said BJ, flustered. “And that was the moment you made another suit?”

“Ah, no. We were attempting unsuccessfully to make a third suit.” Doctor Karl admitted. “Later we discovered we could only make a third suit by changing the alignment from Diamond to Sapphire. My boyfriend and I had sex with the two Diamond Suits and a Sapphire Suit resulted.”

“Not Tucker, surely? He’s your boyfriend?” asked BJ incredulously.

“Ha! No, course not. You know I’m not into guys. Or girls. Or dogs,” scoffed the horseman. “His boyfriend’s another dog-fucker though. Cool guy… for military. Sexy ponies are all I want,” said Tucker. “And that’s where I come in.” He picked up the thread of the story. “I was doing a project riding Kalina at an old tin mine. I had to wear the suit for the project. All of a sudden I had to shag my girl. I mean, you know she’s irresistible anyway. Next morning Kalina’s the proud mum of another Sapphire Suit!”

BJ and Kev were both looking bewildered. Kev spoke up, “That’s quite a story. But what on earth does that have to do with us?” His partner nodded, equally confused.

“Right…” Doctor Karl resumed the narrative, “The suits have a particular alignment. Diamond Suits are aligned to canines and have an affinity to, ah, dog-fuckers as Tucker put it. That’s why my boyfriend and I could couple with them. The Sapphire Suits are aligned to equines and gentlemen like you both and Tucker who prefer the company of horses. We believe that only a gay couple like yourselves would provoke an alignment change in the Sapphire Suits.”

“Like I said – he wants you to put on the Sapphire Suits and fuck,” said Tucker. “You’ll love it – the suits make you extra horny. It’ll be the best fuck you’ve ever had.”

“Oh, I don’t know, my boy. I’ve had some pretty decent fucks in my life,” said Kev. “But we’re 65 years old now. I need dick pills to get hard these days. I love your uncle BJ dearly but I’m getting to the stage where a hot bath is better than sex.” He patted the thigh of his long-time partner.

“This is a peculiar thing to spring on old men on a Saturday afternoon,” said BJ. “Do you mind giving us a moment to talk about it?”

“Of course – there’s no pressure. If you don’t agree that’s absolutely fine. If you do agree the government can offer you very generous compensation for your time.” Doctor Karl and Tucker retired to the adjacent lounge room to allow the elders to converse.

“Your Uncles are quite the characters,” said Doctor Karl. “You’ve known them since you were a kid?”

“Yeah – they were our neighbours on the farm. Not really related to me – if their pasty white skin didn’t give it away – but we always used to call them ‘Uncle’,” said Tucker. “They had a couple of horses – Patty was one of theirs. They showed me how to love the horsies. Uh, I was pretty young back then so you can’t go telling anyone that. Anyway I got quite fond of Patty so they let me take her when I moved to Alice Springs. They helped me set up the ranch, too. They got married in 2018 after it was made legal.”

“You boys can come back in now,” shouted Kev from the dining area. “We’ve agreed to help you out, but only because Tucker asked,” he said as the younger men returned to the table. “We’re not exactly sure we understand what we’re doing - Tucker thinks it’s necessary so we’ll do it. And I’ve taken a dick pill now so it would be a shame to waste it – those little buggers are expensive,” he chuckled. “Just tell us what you need us to do.”

“Great – that’s really great, thank you, sir. I’ll grab the crystals from the car.” The scientist stood and left the house. A moment later he returned with two cases the size of bread-boxes. He unpacked the sapphire orbs and rested them on doilies on the polished table. “Before we start I need to warn you that the suits remove all your body hair. All of it. Pubic hair, eyebrows and eyelashes included. Are you okay with that?”

“Hair grows back. I used to shave everything in the 80’s anyway. These days there’s not so much hair to lose,” laughed Kev. His husband nodded as well. “I take it that’s why you’re both only sporting stubble? Looks good on you, Tucker. Those greasy black locks you wore hid your face.”

“Okay. You need to remove all your clothing first or the suit will damage it,” the scientist advised.

“I will strip, but only if you and Tucker also strip,” said Kev. “It’ll be less awkward if everyone is naked. Also,” he winked at Tucker, “looking at this strapping lad always makes my cock hard.”

“Uncle! You know I’m never gonna suck your cock,” protested Tucker.

“I know, lad. But I can still admire you. To my regret you’re one conquest I was never able to achieve.” The elder man began to unbutton his shirt. “Your scientist friend looks like he’s got a decent bod on him as well. Two naked sexy boys in my house should get the engine running.”

“Fair enough. Leon, you going to strip too?” Tucker removed his shoes and unbuckled his belt.

“Sure. I guess if it’ll help.” The scientist removed his clothing and all four men soon stood naked around the dining table. The elder couples’ bodies were still toned but inevitably sagged in places, wrinkled and a little blotched with age. Grey hairs thatched their chest and groin.

“Okay, now each of you hold an orb in your palm, facing upward,” instructed the naked scientist. “Yup, just like that. Press down on top with your other hand, pulling back a little. Perfect, see it deform? Just relax – the suit does all the rest.”

“Oh my god look at it go!” exclaimed BJ, alternatively watching his own suit and his partner’s as their bodies were encased in the blue facets. “Christ, it gets everywhere, doesn’t it. Uhoh, it’s going over my head!” He closed his eyes and held his breath as grey hairs tumbled to the polished floor.

“Fuck me. That was a bit terrifying,” said Kev. “Now it feels like I’m in one of the rubber suits I wore to Sydney Mardi Gras in the ‘90s. Ohhh… shiiit… it’s in my dick!” he exclaimed. “I haven’t done sounding in years! Nice…”

“Honey you look all blue! And sparkly! Oh, wait it’s fading away,” observed BJ. “Is it over? Did we ruin it?”

“No, that’s normal. That’s the suit adjusting and bonding with you. Give it another minute to settle,” said Doctor Karl.

“Holy shit! Feel that, sweetheart? That tingling is right up inside my butt. Oh Christ!” Kev staggered against the table. His cock began to harden.

“Oof! Yep Kev. Your toys don’t feel this good.” BJ gasped and panted. His flaccid penis also began to thicken. “Hey, we should go to the lounge. Geeze, if I can walk with this buzzing in my butt.”

The four naked men made their way to the adjoining room. “Tucker, how about you and your sciency guy sit over there on the couch were I can see you,” commanded Kev. “Play with that sexy black cock of yours so I get inspired. You too, Doctor Karl – your young white cock is just about as good as Tucker’s.”

Tucker and Doctor Karl sat next to each other on the leather couch stroking themselves to hardness for the benefit of the elder couple.

“Fucking hell – it gets to ya. Wait… hon? Do you smell that?” BJ moved around the room, sniffing the air. His cock was fully erect.

Likewise his husband was aroused and casting about the room, seeking the source of an aroma. They met again in front of the couch. “It’s you!” they said in unison.

“Oh honey, you smell like the Beresford sauna used to in the ‘80s. So much sexy man-flesh!” BJ sniffed over his partner’s glittered neck, down his chest.

“Fuck, I remember the backrooms. Always heavy with musk and sweat. Yeah, that’s the smell,” agreed Kev. “Christ, I’m hard as blue-steel. Benny I love you dearly but Jesus I need to fuck you right now!”

BJ was on his knees, with his nose pressed to his partner’s low-slung and hairless scrotum, breathing in his scent. “Fuck yes, Kev. Uh, I’m down here now – wanna do me doggy?”

“Sure. Give me a sec to get to ground-level.” Kev cautiously leveraged his weight on the furniture, lowering his shimmering body to the carpet. Uncomfortable crackling sounds came from his knees as he bent low. “Shit. Tucker can you grab the lube out of the drawer to your right? There’s a good lad.” He fumbled the catch and the bottle rolled under the couch. “Double-shit. Guess we do it the old fashioned way…” Kev crawled behind his partner who was also on all fours. “Been awhile since we did this…” He placed his thumbs on the age-diminished buttocks of his lover and spread the pale flesh. He leaned close, savouring his husband’s musky pheromones then circled his tongue around the exposed pucker.

BJ moaned and dropped to his elbows so his face pressed against carpet, “Oh god… Kevin you know rimming makes me melt. Oh fuck that feels goooood.” That last word was a drawn out groan of pleasure. As his partner’s tongue worked around and into his anus BJ writhed and gasped into the carpet. “Oh god… oh god… fuck me… please… fuck me…” he repeated, lost in a haze of bliss.

“You asked so nicely, how can I refuse…” Kev rocked back on his heels and shuffled his knees forward. With one hand he aligned his penis to BJ’s saliva-slicked pucker. Teasingly he traced the head of his penis around the entrance.

“… oh please… I need you to fuck me… darling… please, please I need you so bad…” BJ moaned and begged his lover.

On the couch both Tucker and the scientist were hard and stroked their cocks as they watched the pearlescent lovers. Kev glanced toward them, nodding approvingly. He turned back to press his cock against his lover’s entrance. As he pushed forward his foreskin peeled back, opening out his partner’s sphincter. Effortlessly, aided by the Sapphire Suits’ humming interface he slid into BJ’s depths. Both lovers groaned loudly.

BJ raised himself to his hands so he was on all fours to brace against the thrusts of his partner. Kev leaned forward slightly to reach his arm around his lover’s hip. He grasped BJ’s penis, synchronizing rubbing his lover’s shaft to pounding his own cock into BJ’s butt.

“Oh fuck, hun I’m not going to last long…” gasped BJ. “I need you to cum in me… gods I need you to fill me…”

Kev gasped out, “Me too… fuck you feel so good… Gonna cum inside you…” His thrusting increased and slapping of flesh against flesh sounded around the lounge room.

As one the two lovers cried out. BJ’s cock erupted in Kev’s fist, squirting cum onto the carpet while his lover squirted cum inside him. Simultaneously a glissando of chimes sounded as the two faceted suits erupted from their bodies. A sapphire orb thumped onto the carpet beside a bright red globe the same size and shape.

Blissfully unaware of the suits’ disrobing the two men embraced in their mutual orgasms. Each repeated the name of their lover, gasping out as detonations of pleasure rocked their conjoined bodies.

Eventually Kev gasped out, “Ah, shit. Cramp.” He pulled back, sat on the carpet and rubbed at his calf muscle. “Sorry, love. Didn’t mean to love ya and leave ya.”

BJ groaned, sitting back on his own heels. “Just as well – I think my knees are buggered.” He turned his head toward the couch. “Could you young lads help a couple of old fogies to the couch? Oh… looks like you enjoyed the show, Doctor.” Gobbets of white slithered down the leather between the scientist’s knees. “There’s a box of tissues on the side-board behind you.”

Slightly shame-facedly Doctor Karl wiped his semen from the dark leather. Then he and Tucker helped Kev to the recliner and BJ to sit next to them on the couch.

“I don’t think I’ve cum that hard in years. Did we succeed?” Kev looked down at the two crystals laying on the carpet.

“Yeah, I think you did!” declared the scientist. “Ruby… now we have to work out what species it’s attuned to,” he pondered.

“Tucker, my boy. Looks like you didn’t find the show as entertaining as your friend,” observed BJ. “Celine is out back if you want to go say hi.”

“You still got that old nag? What is she, 27 years old now?” asked Tucker, rising from the couch.

“Yeah, only her and an ex-racer Thoroughbred now. Bambam’s a bit crazy, but he’s a good paddock-mate for Celine,” said BJ. “Go have some fun while we old men catch our breath.” He turned to look at the scientist. “So what now? Are we all done here?”

“Yeah. Really, I can’t thank you enough. And, ah, you guys are really hot. You know… for ol’ wrinklies.” He grinned at the elder couple.

“Oh now you listen here, young bucko, I’ll whack you with my walking frame.” Kev chuckled.

“You guys make a great couple. It’s kinda inspiring to see what you’ve made for yourselves here. I’m very glad Tucker introduced us,” said Doctor Karl.

“Ah, we’ve had our moments. BJ was in advertising and I did real-estate. The ‘90s were good to us. But I can’t count the number of times we almost split up after some stupid fight or other,” Kev looked fondly at his partner. “We got married when we realized we were getting old and no-one else would have us,” he chuckled.

“Ha. Resigned to having to spend my declining years with this grouchy bugger,” chuckled BJ amiably. “What about you, Doctor Karl? Anyone special in your life?”

“Yeah. I met a special guy a couple of years ago. Now we’ve got a small farm outside Melbourne,” said the scientist.

“Enough space for a couple of ponies?” asked Kev encouragingly.

“Heh. No. Too many Great Dane dogs and Saint Bernards running around. We’ll leave the horsies to the professionals,” he chuckled.

They shared dating histories and the elders told anecdotes about gay life in Australia decades earlier.

“Here’s the boy,” said BJ as Tucker walked in. “That was quick.”

“Celine is still a sexy old lady,” said Tucker. “Hey Leon, we should make tracks if you want to get your flight.”

“Shit, yeah.” Four naked and shaved men stood and returned to the dining area to dress. The scientist packed his two gem suits into the car. “Thank you Kev, BJ.” He shook their hands again.

“Thank you, young man. It was worth it for the sex!” laughed BJ. “Tucker, don’t be a stranger. Visit your Uncles again soon!”

Doctor Karl and Tucker drove to Perth airport. At the departure lounge they said their goodbyes. “Thank you for all your help, Tucker. This has been quite the wild couple of weeks.”

“All good, boss. Give your fellah a hug from me. And if you ever need me to fuck horsies again you have my number.” He grinned.

“Heh. I’ll let you know.” The two men shook hands then parted to find their respective departure gates for their flights home.