Matchmaker

Story by WSAD on SoFurry

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Here's a new chapter for the saga of Good People! Meredith and Wally decide to play matchmaker in hopes that they can hook up their two besties...

Tiffany's Ref for reference... https://sofurry.com/s/nrXAjBNe


“I think she’s out of my league.” Keith said honestly, half distracted by the task in front of him.

“I don’t think so?” Wally told him.

The two men were alone, sitting on Keith’s living room floor trying to put together an entertainment center Keith had bought from IKEA. Several pages of instructions were strewn about the floor intermixed with piles of wooden plank pieces and their assorted connecting bits and bobs. It had been such a heavy box that Keith had asked Wally if he could lend a hand in carrying it up to his apartment, and then swindled him into helping build it by reminding the fox that his wife would be really upset if he didn’t stay and help build it.

The fox lifted one wooden plank piece and handed it over to the goat.

“Think this is the top shelf.” Wally told him as the piece changed hands.

Keith rotated it in his hands and double-checked which sides had paint and which didn’t before looking at the other pieces around him on the floor. None of the planks were marked with stickers or writing, you just looked at the instructions and fumbled through the wooden pieces until you were pretty sure you had the right one shown on the diagram. So many of these pieces were very similar to each another.

“But yeah, I don’t think she’s out of your league. Go for it.” The fox continued.

Keith popped one of the weird screw connector things into a hole in the plank and then started searching the carpet for another one. The entertainment center was a three-piece ensemble with a big base full of cabinets and drawers, and then these two matching side pieces that were like bookshelves. When it was all done the three pieces would be connected together like a solid U-shape.

The goat shrugged, half distracted by the IKEA furniture, and half by his reluctance to ‘go for it’ as he’d been encouraged to do.

“I don’t know.” He replied after a bit.

“You’re gonna break Meredith’s heart.” Wally then told him with a shake of his head.

Meredith was the one who suggested it, the cat was so insistent. She really wanted Keith to go out on a date and see if the two of them hit it off, but Keith wasn’t sure. He had lots of reasons to be reluctant. First, he wasn’t really that religious, and they were trying to hook him up with a church girl. Keith had been to their church a few times, but he didn’t know if that’s what he was wanting to do every Sunday.

Second, she was super pretty. Like, really pretty. This girl had the looks to sweep whatever guy she wanted, so Keith’s confidence was a little shot. He didn’t feel like he could match a woman that could demand 6 feet, 6 figures, and whatever inches she wanted. Keith wasn’t anything like Wally! The fox didn’t make 6 figures, but he had the other two! Two out of three bagged him a woman like Meredith. He felt underwhelming by comparison.

“Not trying to.” He confessed.

And of course, the third thing was probably the biggest thing. Even if Keith decided he was ok with church each and every Sunday, and even if she was ok with an average Amazon warehouse employee like Keith… His No.1 hobby right now was filming Wally and Meredith fucking on a regular basis, he was practically sitting in a cuck chair two or three times a month of more! He can’t date a girl and do all this kinky stuff with Wally and Meredith. She’d dump him and probably flip out on Wally and Meredith.

“She has huge boooobs.” Wally told him, now assembling half of his side of the entertainment center, sort of.

“I know she has huge boobs, but I don’t think she’s going to be happy if she ever found out what I do with you two. We’d have to stop that altogether.” He told the fox.

The fox exhaled, shrugging.

“Right?” Keith asked, stopping to stare at the fox.

“Yeah, that kinda makes it complicated.” Wally seemed to agree.

“More than a little! Huge boobs or no, I kind of like being your third wheel.” Keith admitted, finally getting the top piece of his side of the entertainment center attached to one wall of it.

Now he needed to attach the other wall and then lay it out on the backside panel with some dowels and more of those weird screw connector things. The shelves would come last since they just sit on adjustable pegs. Each side piece was designed to be parked on top of the base piece and then screwed into place. They’d already put together the base, but it wasn’t obvious as to how either of them were supposed to screw anything through it and into the side shelf things.

“We like it too, but Meredith wants you to have a sweetheart. You can still hang out with us.” The fox told him.

“Do you want me to have a sweetheart, too? You get off harder than she does when I’m watching.” Keith chided him.

Wally was a beast in bed, but if Keith wanted to really see the fox put in the work all he had to do was become Wally’s yes man. The fox had what they call a praise kink, and hearing another guy talk him up while he was screwing his wife really gave him a second or third wind. It was crazy hot to experience, not just to watch but to know that Keith was the reason Wally just doubled his pace to pound his wife even harder into the couch cushions.

Wally heard what he had to say, and had this look on his face that told Keith all he needed to know. Wally did like it, a lot.

“Uh huh.” Keith said.

“I do like it, but Meredith is right though. She cares about you, wants you to find someone to be happy with.” Wally replied.

“That’s really sweet of her, but of all the people she decided to play matchmaker for she kinda picked the worst person. I know she likes what we get up to.” He replied.

“She does, but she’s thinking of the future. Don’t tell her I told you this, but she gets kinda sad thinking that one day me and her are gonna have kids and you’ll still be alone. I think she wants to babysit your kids one day.” Wally told him, and the goat felt himself blush at the idea of one day having kids.

“Bold of her to assume I’d have kids.” Keith replied.

“She thinks you two would have cute kids.” The fox told him.

“Bullshit, she didn’t say that.” Keith stopped what he was doing to look at the fox.

Wally kept his eyes down on the wooden plank he was affixing screws to, lifting a finger to his lips to make the shushing gesture.

“Jesus, she’s already drawing up a family tree for me over there?” He asked.

“No, she’s just wildly speculating about your future success with women. You know she’s ever the optimist.” The fox told him.

Keith laughed.

“Just think about it. Tiffany was pretty beat up over how her ex dumped her, and Meredith was working a lot with her in counseling at church. When she says she thinks the two of you would hit it off, I mean she’s the person that would know best. They talk like all the time about everything.” Wally then told him.

“Great, who doesn’t like being a girl’s rebound?” The goat laughed.

“Not a rebound, she’s gotten over it. Meredith knows what she’s doing. Tiffany wants to date again, and Meredith has been helping her. Your name kept coming up.” Wally replied.

Keith stopped screwing the plank in his lap.

“Wait, MY name was coming up? She already knows I’m on the list?” Keith asked.

“You two have already met a few times.” The fox told him.

“I mean, yeah, like briefly! You’re sitting at church telling her all about the hot Amazon employee?” Keith laughed, flushed red in the face with embarrassment.

“Tiffany needs a man that knows how to deliver a big package, you know?” The fox replied.

“Wally, you asshole.” Keith nervously laughed.

“Your name has come up, but not in any bad ways. Lots of names came up, but yours is the one Meredith trusts the most. It’s why she’s so set on hooking you two up.” Wally told him.

Keith stared down at the parts in his lap, too distracted now to recall the next step as described by the instructions. He had to reach out across the floor to snatch the instructions, checking them again.

“Is she some kind of crazy church girl?” He finally asked.

“Define crazy.” Wally asked.

“She’s not gonna drag me to church if I have the flu, or try to exorcise me if she finds out I look at porn?” He asked.

“No.” Wally laughed. “She’s no crazier than Meredith is.”

“Yeah, I doubt this girl is riding dick in front of a camera.” Keith told him wryly.

Meredith and Wally both were crazy church people, but not in the way anyone would have suspected. They were crazy in that they were nymphomaniacs that let their best friend join in on the fun as cameraman and third wheel. It was the hottest fucking thing Keith had ever experienced, watching too pros go at it while he got the front row seat. It was wild thinking that once upon a time he could barely hold a cellphone steady to film them screwing, but now he was comfortable with grabbing Wally by the dick to shove his cock back into his wife if it ever slipped out by accident.

“You know what I mean.” Wally told him.

Keith sighed, looked through the instructions again, then resumed putting the shelf thing together. He’d made the mistake of reminding himself too much of Wally fucking Meredith, and now his thoughts were a bit all over the place.

“And she’s got a fantastic rack, Keith.” Wally doubled down on that bit.

“I’m sure she does.” Keith sighed again, nodding.

“I’m not kidding, she was at our house a while back to pick Meredith up for one of the women’s doohickeys our church does.” Wally said then stopped talking.

There was a lengthy pause, prompting Keith to look up from his work. The pause in what sounded like a longer sentence had made him curious. Wally was looking at him, waiting for his attention, then lifted his hands and gesturing like he was grabbing a pair of huge boobs.

“Tank top with one of those pushup bras. First time I ever saw her in something that wasn’t a sweater or a long sleeve.” He finished what he was saying, then silently mouthed out the word NICE.

Keith rolled his eyes.

“It’s gonna take more than a nice rack to convince me to go on a date.” Keith replied.

“If Meredith’s little titties convinced you to jerk me off, then I can’t wait to see what Tiffany’s massive rack can get you to do.” The fox laughed.

“Wally, you’re an ass.” The goat replied, face bright pink as he tried to remember how to read instructions.


Keith had called ahead to make a reservation, then got embarrassed when he was told he didn’t need to. Probably shouldn’t have gotten embarrassed, but this was the first time he’d ever tried to make a reservation at a restaurant and getting rejected by the wait staff weirdly stung. He decided to instead show up early, getting there about ten minutes sooner than he needed to so that he could get ahead of any potential crowd and grab a table.

The parking lot for Outback was half full, and once inside it did seem pretty busy with one family waiting for a table to open up. Keith was lucky that since he was only one guy with a single guest, the hostess was able to quickly seat him in one of the smaller booths.

He was nervous, quickly being greeted by their waiter. Keith felt out of place, explaining he was waiting on someone, since he normally ate alone anytime, he went out. He put in two orders of ice water and let the guy put in an order of bread. It’s Outback, you have to have the bread.

His date showed up on time, Keith having had the forethought to actually text her that he’d already gotten them a booth on the right side of the building past the hostess.

“Hello!” A voice startled him from behind, his face flushing pink as the canine stepped into view at his side.

He should have taken the seat facing the entrance! He quickly stood up to greet her, a very pretty looking saluki girl. Keith awkwardly stuck out his hand for a shake.

“Hi! Glad to see you.” He told her, and she lightly took his hand, and they exchanged one of those petite little handshakes women do.

She looked so pretty, crazy pretty in a pink dress with ruffles around her collar. His eyes desperately wanted to look down at her chest, but he fought it and kept his eyes as close to hers as he could. Every bit of his red-blooded manhood wanted him to check her out, but he was threatening to sweat bullets if he so much as let his gaze slip below her neckline.

He offered her a seat and together they sat down across from each other in the booth.

“I already put in an order for bread and some water.” He told her, a pair of glasses full of ice water having already come out from the kitchen while he’d waited.

“I should have text you what I wanted to drink soon as you told me you were here.” She replied, scooting a bit further into the booth to get herself comfortable.

“No worries.” He replied in turn.

Little time was wasted on small talk, as the waiter suddenly appeared with a wooden paddle of bread and butter, sitting it down between the two of them.

“Welcome to Outback! Its just the two of you tonight?” The waiter asked them.

“Yes.” They both replied at the same time, awkward.

They each gave their drink order, Keith letting Tiffany go first as was polite. He then ordered the same thing, but without lemon. He hadn’t even looked at his own menu, so when the waiter asked if they were ready to order or needed a few minutes, he was at a loss for what he wanted to eat. Fortunately, Tiffany needed some time to look at the menu so that’s what they went with. The waiter departed to give them some time to look over their options.

“I haven’t been to one of these in a while.” She told him as she flipped open the menu.

“Yeah, I haven’t either but Wally gave me the idea. He said they came here a few weeks ago and he ordered something that sounded really good.” He told her.

The idea of going to outback had been Keith’s, but he’d been inspired by Wally and Meredith. There was a chicken item on the menu that was breaded the same as the blooming onion and it came with the dipping sauce. He thought that sounded really unhealthy so it had to be delicious. He flipped the menu over to the right page and found what Wally had ordered and decided that it did sound like what he wanted. That was easy.

“Surprised they’d come here. I think they always like to go to a Chinese place whenever they eat out.” She replied.

“They didn’t tell me why they picked Outback, but it is a pretty nice place.” Ketih replied.

While Tiffany looked through the menu Keith spied on her. He’d already decided what he wanted, but he was pretending to still be looking, watching the dog carefully.

She had this almost sad look on her face, even though she wore a soft smile. He had to admit she was really pretty, that face was too sweet. He tried to remember the previous times he’d met her, knowing that he’d seen her at one of the parties Wally and Meredith had hosted. Keith managed to sneak a glance at the saluki’s chest, and almost hated that she was this pretty, way outside his league. He felt nervous, the pep talk Wally and Meredith kept giving him hardly mattered when they weren’t here right now to make this a double date.

He’d even suggested a double date! But they refused, Meredith wanted them to get ‘the full Keith and Tiffany experience’, as if that was a magic spell that would just solve everyone’s relationship problems.

“I might just get a salad tonight. I like how they say Brisbane.” She told him without looking up from the menu, her lips shaping the word Brisbane to put emphasis on the Ben in Brisbane.

“There’s a few aussie words that they pronounce funny.” He remarked.

“When I got out of high school I worked part time at this little travel agency. I didn’t do much except intern stuff, but I got to read through all these brochures for other countries. Taught me how to say a lot of funny foreign words.” She told him.

He didn’t know that. Keith knew she worked as a manager at some restaurant but didn’t know much else about her apart from her being a member of Wally and Meredith’s church. That, and that she had huge boobs. He didn’t need Wally to tell him that part about her. Their waiter then approached, interrupting them to ask if they were ready to order. Keith ordered the fried chicken dish while she ordered the Caesar salad with grilled shrimp. Neither of them wanted an appetizer, and the waiter back on his way to put their orders in.

“So, are you from here?” He asked, questioning her origin story.

“No, well kinda. I’m not really a SanFur native, most of my family is further north. I have some family up in Washington, too. I think I’ve been in the city for the last 8 or 9 years?” She told him.

“Oh cool, yeah, I’m kind of the same. 10 or 11 years maybe, but most of my family is out east. Close family is in state, but I’ve got a bunch of relatives over in Wyoming that I haven’t seen since I was a kid.” He told her.

His family was a bit more spread out than that, but the short answer was just to point at Wyoming. If he tried to explain his cousins and one aunt being in four other places that might be too much to explain on a first date.

“I don’t think I’ve ever had to leave the state. Maybe when I was really little I went to Washington, but pretty much everyone drives or flies down here. I think our Washington bunch lives out in the country so they like coming down to see the city.” She told him.

“Yeah, I remember Wyoming being like that. There wasn’t much out there. I like it a lot more out here where I’m 5 minutes from everything I need.” He laughed.

“That’s true! Saves on gas with how high it is now.” She replied.

“So, what do for work? Meredith mentioned you worked at a restaurant?” Keith asked.

“Yes! I am a manager at The Fine Rind, it’s a kind of tropical fusion restaurant.” She replied.

“Don’t think I ever heard of that before.” He told her.

“Yeah, well it’s the owner’s take on beach cuisine. It has a lot of Hawaiian inspiration; we have a lot of salad and fruit-based menu items. It has a strong exotic vibe that you can’t find anywhere else.” She explained, her tone of voice making it sound very much like this is something she’s had to tell people a lot of times, likely to people sitting at a table in her restaurant.

“So, is it a vegan type place?” He asked.

“Oh no, we have meat on out menu, but a lot of our menu is vegan and vegetarian friendly. We always have poultry and depending on the time of year we have different seasonal seafood items that come and go off our menu.” She explained.

“Oh, cool.” He replied.

It honestly didn’t sound that exciting to him, as he was more of a meat and potatoes sort of diner.

“What about you? I think you work for Amazon, don’t you?” She asked him.

“Yeah, I work for Amazon. I’m an associate at one of their distribution centers.” He told her, giving her his official job description so it sounded more professional than just a warehouse shelf stocker.

He also didn’t feel comfortable admitting he was in the middle of getting certified to be a forklift driver. That sounded so blue collar that he didn’t know if she’d get the ick or not. Pretty city girls like her usually didn’t like blue collar guys very much.


The bed springs gently creaked under the weight of three bodies.

“No, he didn’t tell me that.” Tiffany replied, laying on her back while her head rested in Meredith’s lap.

The cat was sitting at the head of the bed, her legs spread eagle while she cradled the saluki’s head between her legs, gently stroking the dog’s cheeks with her fingers.

“He didn’t? That’s weird. He’s been really proud of himself for that.” Meredith told her.

Tiffany’s hands were stroking Wally’s thighs while the fox straddled her chest. His hips were rhythmically thrusting, keeping a nice even pace as he sandwiched his cock between her breasts with his hands. His grip on her tits was firm enough to keep her tightly wrapped around his shaft, the fur of her breasts fully soaked through with his precum.

“Yeah, he didn’t mention anything about a forklift, just that he worked at Amazon. We didn’t spend much time talking about work like that.” Tiffany told the cat while she continued to stroke Wally gently over his thighs.

The girls had been talking all evening about Tiffany’s date with Keith. Wally gave his small input here and there, but it was mostly just the girls gossiping. Tiffany had left the restaurant feeling really good about it! She had been worried initially, since Wally had told her that Ketih wasn’t much of a church type, and that they’d been trying to talk him into attending more.

Meredith was convinced he would change his tune if he had a partner that wanted him to go, someone like Tiffany. Wally didn’t feel confident about that, and Tiffany felt unsure. When she had dinner with him, he seemed really nice, but church never came up. She didn’t want to bring up something heavy like religion on a first date, that seemed a bit too much. They just needed to chit chat about easier things. Maybe next time she would ask him about it, see what he says.

“Embarrassed.” Wally huffed with light exertion; the fox totally focused on making full use of Tiffany’s soft plush tits.

“He shouldn’t be!” Meredith fussed, her hands stopping on Tiffany’s cheeks to cradle her face.

“He- phew,” Wally exhaled, his eyes fluttering. “It’s blue-collar work.”

“Ugh, my God.” Meredith groaned.

Wally stopped thrusting, staring down at her chest as he let her tits fall to the side. The saluki watched him from below as he admired the sight of his huge cock resting in the valley between her breasts. Tonight might be the last time they get to share a moment like this, so she never let her hands stop caressing his thighs. She’d been his and Meredith’s little slut for a while now, but if she decided to hook arms with Keith then… The three of them would have to stop being intimate like this.

“Does he not like his job?” Tiffany asked.

Wally laughed.

“No, I didn’t either.” The fox replied.

“He probably self-conscious about what you’d think about him working in a warehouse.” Meredith told her.

“He’s not broke, is he?” Tiffany asked, her only experience with Amazon was through shopping on their website.

“No! I think he makes good money, doesn’t he Wally?” The cat asked her husband.

He replied with a curt little laugh, squeezing her breasts again to tightly wrap himself up with her tits before he started thrusting again.

“Yeh, kinda.” He was panting now. “Forklift cert, bump him higher.”

“He’s not broke.” Meredith, now looking down at Tiffany to assure her.

“I didn’t think he was! He seemed like he was doing fine to me.” Tiffany replied.

She’d seen the car he was driving. Nothing new, but it looked like he took good care of it.

Meanwhile, Wally began to increase his tempo, his pace quickening until the bed started to rock to and fro. The girls both fell silent, Meredith resuming her stroking of the dog’s cheek as her husband brought himself closer to climax. Tiffany knew he was getting close; she’d felt him cum inside and outside of her body so many times now, and had the joyous experience of making out with his balls when he’d knot Meredith. She’d explored so many positions, so many methods of lovemaking, that losing the intimacy with the two of them would be so sad.

But whatever happiness she got from sharing a bed with them faded after she left. Wally and Meredith were a light bulb of joy, but the light didn’t reach very far. Whenever she’d go home and stand in her empty apartment she missed having a boyfriend, missed what she could have had if she’d found a way to stay with her ex. She wasn’t going to have any joy inside her own home until she found someone to share it with.

The girls watched as Wally’s expression began to shift, his eyes fluttering softly until he began to look up to the ceiling. It made Tiffany’s heart flutter seeing a man look this way, because of her. Seeing the fox lose himself, feeling how rough and intense he would get when he made love to her… He let out a low, satisfied growl, his upper lip curling up over his teeth. Her heart fluttered faster as her hands quickly stroked his thighs up and down.

“Make a mess, baby. Paint her tits.” Meredith cooed at her husband.

He started grunting louder, Tiffany looking down at her tits, finding the pink tip of his precum-spitting cock as it vanished and appeared from between her soft squishy tits. The fox then sharply grunted, the noise rolling into a low snarl as he allowed himself to reach his peak. The saluki felt his balls jerk tight against the bottom of her tits, then felt his shaft throb between her soft mounds.

Wally erupted hard, his thick ropes of white heat spreading, then spilling out from between her tits as his thick load gushed from his tip. With quick little jerks of his hips, he emptied his balls all over her, Tiffany happily watching Wally made a thick mess between her tits that rapidly spilled and oozed out over the rest of her chest, over her collarbone and down her stomach from the backsplash.

He let go of her tits just in time to stroke himself off, letting the last few ropes spit across her now soaked chest to coat her neck and chin with his seed. Wally was so messy, she’d barely known men were capable of this much outside of gossip and stories she’d heard. It made her feel warm and fuzzy.

The fox then started to relax, sitting back down, letting himself settle down over her lap. Meredith slipped out from under Tiffany’s head, moving over to her husband so she could dip her head down. Tiffany watched the cat wrap her mouth around her husband’s cock, quickly licking and sucking off the layer of sticky white seed that coated him. When she was done, she started pushing him away to roll off of the saluki.

“Thank you, Wally.” Tiffany told the fox as he lay down on the bed next her, Wally looking very pleased with himself and the mess he’d made of her.

Meredith was now taking her turn to straddle the dog, Tiffany watching as the cat shamelessly buried her head between her tits, smearing her husband’s cum all over her face before she began to lick at her fur. Lapping at her soaked tits, the cat busied herself with the responsibility of cleaning off her husband’s cum.

“Kiss me, please.” The saluki said, looking up at Wally.

He rolled onto his side and leaned over her, the two kissing while Meredith continued to lick the dog clean. By the time the cat’s tongue reached one of her nipples she was squirming from her sensitivity. The fox pulled himself away from her, now watching his wife go to town on one of the saluki’s nipples, nursing at her fat breast like she was nursing from it.

“Can you knot me before I have to leave?” Tiffany asked Wally sweetly.

The cat popped off Tiffany’s nipple, then started crawling up the bed until the girls were face to face. Meredith started kissing her, and Tiffany wrapped her arms around the cat. Wally picked himself back up and moved behind his wife. The saluki was already spreading her legs wide, and then she felt his tip press against her lips. As he entered her, she moaned into the cat’s mouth.

Meredith broke the kiss and sat upright, now straddling Tiffany’s stomach while Wally finished sheathing himself completely inside her pussy.

“I love you both.” She told the pair, looking up at them as Wally wrapped his arms around his wife to catch her perky little breasts in his hands.

“We love you, too.” The cat told her, her hands falling to the dog’s breasts to squeeze them.

Wally didn’t say anything, he was resting his head over Meredith’s shoulder and looking down at Tiffany. He had that look in his eyes that told her he was going to fuck her so very hard tonight, and then he started bucking his hips.

Tiffany moaned, reaching her hands out to find the cat’s waist. She clung to Meredith, while Wally groped his wife’s chest. The cat remained sandwiched between the two canines until eventually he’d had enough and bent her over. Meredith kissed Tiffany on the lips just as Wally began to force his knot between the saluki’s taut little lips.