The Farmer's Secret

Story by BAYOKKO on SoFurry

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Hello again everyone. Sorry I disappeared these last several months. Hopefully such a long hiatus would happen again this year but I can’t promise. As always, I hope you enjoy reading this short little story I came up with a few nights ago. And thank you for any comments and faves you see fit into sending my way. Oh, and don’t worry the next PjXPete Missing Stories is still coming. It’s just taking me way, way longer than I first expected finish.


The Farmer's Secret

Old farmer Gander of Goldshire was a man in possession of a dark secret. One that no one living in the small Alliance village located deep within the Elwynn forest ever dared to ask about for fear of the angry glare they'd always receive from the portly middle-aged man whenever he was questioned about his personal business.

Living all alone on the outskirts of town, Earnest Gander was a simple man who quietly lived out a life of simple sensibilities. The small simple farmhouse and well-maintained farmland he owned and operated the envy of most of his less well-off neighbors thanks in no small part to the staggering amount of hard work and effort he placed into the land.

Every morning before the sun had fully risen he would dutifully venture out of the warm confines of his comfortable bed and change out of his nightclothes, into the simple pair of old overalls and burlap shirt he always wore so he could begin yet another hard day of work.

After eating a hardy and efficient breakfast after he had dressed the bald man would next head out into the fields of his farm, toiling away without pause. Each and every plant he had sown cared for with the utmost of care as he watered, weeded, and eventually harvest the fruits of his labors until the sun once more sunk below the horizon as night fell upon the land.

With his work for the day done the farmer would then quietly retire back into his home for some well-earned rest. The soreness of his complaining muscles ignored as he cleaned off the thin layer of sweat and dirty that covered his pudgy boy and climbed into bed. The only thoughts running through his mind as he drifted off to sleep being whatever chores he had lined up for the following day.

By now, you're probably wondering how someone who sounds so incredibly boring could possibly have a secret worth all the mystery and rumors surrounding it. Well, for all his unyielding insistence at sticking to his overly strict schedule there was one time a month where Earnest Gander broke away from the usual routine he had set out for himself. One single solitary event that utterly befuddled everyone who personally knew him.

This titular event would occurred only on the night when the moon above Elwynn Forest was at its fullest. Late into the evening, during the waning hours, the front door of the old Gander Farmhouse would open up with a small squeak. The noise disrupting the stillness of the night then followed by the sight of a curious Earnest Gander's bald head as he stuck it out to visually scan his property, checking for any suspicious movements in the darkness beyond his home.

If he found himself all alone the farmer quietly shuffled his way out of his home and into the cool, crisp air. The only clothing he wore being a simple pair of tight, leather breeches and a thin, buttoned up shirt that barely seemed to fit his hefty frame. A rather odd outfit considering that most of the time the forty-plus year old man dismissed such scandalous attire.

Once outside Earnest would then silently make his way across his property towards the large barn his family owned that was located at the very edge of the woods. The building creaking ominously as he approached and opened the large door, slipping inside of the ancient building shortly after and locking the door behind him.

And that is where most people's knowledge of Earnest's late night activities came to its end. The mystery surrounding the reclusive man remaining unknown thanks in part to the fear most people had of getting caught and then chewed out by the infamous temper the farmer was known for. However for you, dear reader, you're about to learn the true nature of the secret "Old Man Gander" guarded so closely. A titillating bit of information that most people living in Goldshire would pay good money to find out themselves.


The door tightly shut behind him after he entered his family's barn an eager and nervous looking Earnest headed straight over to the small lantern he kept by the buildings lone window. Lighting it with a nearby flint, it's soft golden glow casting dancing shadows on the walls, he quickly placed it back in the windowsill, hoping that the person he was waiting for would see it and come join him for the night.

Sitting down as he waited, the middle-aged man fidgeted nervously with the buttons of his shirt. This was always the most frustrating part for him. The tense worried filled moments before his visitor would arrive. Both because of the excitement he felt for seeing him again and the risky nature of their clandestine meetings.

The farmer of course knew he shouldn't being doing what he was about to do. The treasonous implications of his actions well known to any who dared break the law. But for the life of him Earnest just couldn't allow himself to forgo the night ahead. This once a month visit was something that he had come to crave more than food and water. So much so that the wait was nearly unbearable. Especially during these last few moments before him and his dear friend were reunited again.

Thankfully for Earnest's tattered nerves the wait for company wasn't a very long one. Within ten minutes of his lighting the lantern in the window the sounds of someone entering the barn through the secret entrance in the back could be heard. The bald man quickly hopping back onto his feet so he could properly greet the one person in all of Azeroth who made his humdrum existence better.

Appearing from the darkness at the back of the building, a hulking figure approached the jittery farmer with a sinister sounding chortle. "It's about time you got your ass here boy." It said in a deep, grumbling voice. "I was beginning to think you had forgotten about me."

Smiling back Earnest resisted the urge to roll his eyes at his visitor's rude greeting. "Sorry about that." He said. "Had a hell of a time convincing Miss Prenton that I still wasn't looking for a wife. Shame too, she brought over a plate of cookies and everything."

There was another amused exhale from the creature hidden in the shadows. "Foolish woman." It said. "Can she not see that you've no interest in here wiles? No… you'd rather I'd give you what you so desperately need."

"Oh is that so?" A sly grin appeared on Earnest's bearded face at his companion's innuendo laced response. This was why he loved meeting him out in the barn. "Then why not come closer and give me what you have? That is if you truly think it's worth such praise."

A growl. "Always a smartass aren't you boy?"

Moving forward Earnest's mysterious guest finally revealed himself to be an imposing and rough looking orc with a long braided ponytail which hung from the back of his mostly bald head. It was his impressively strong body and height though that truly gave him his frightening visage though.

Standing at what had to be over seven feet tall, he was a muscular and scarred being. These slight imperfections in an otherwise prefect specimen of orcan genes only visible thanks to the gapes in the ornate battle armor he wore upon his frame. The Horde insignia on the chest and shoulder pads painted on the dull metal showing him to be a high ranking general in the Orgrimmar war machine.

"By the Light you look so handsome tonight!" Earnest said, breathless as his companion neared. "I know I've said so before Zuhlek, but damn. I just can't get enough of seeing you dressed up like this."

"You'd think by now you'd prefer me out of this stifling armor boy." Reaching the other man the orc, Zuhlek apparently, wound his large arm around Earnest's lower back and pulled him into a bone crushing embrace. "It'd be less painful when I held you like this."

His human lover now firmly in his grasp the warrior wasted no time in taking what he had traveled so far into Alliance territory to get. Lifting the smaller male up slightly Zuhlek drew him into a passionate and entirely too rough kiss. It's intensity instantly rendering the farmer limp as a doll as his mouth was savagely plundered and dominated by the aggressive beast holding him in place.

It was only after several long, torturous moments of little air that Zuhlek finally returned Earnest to the ground with a wet smack of his tusked lips as they parted. "By fuck I've missed you." The old grizzled general said, pleased by the dazed expression he had left on the human's face. "A month is far too long to wait for our little rendezvous."

"If I could spend every night with you I would Zuhlek. You know that." Earnest returned with a sad smile. "But as it is we both have our responsibilities. Me my farm work and you--"

"--My duties back in Orgrimmar." Zuhlek finished with a displeased sigh.

Releasing Earnest with a small huff Zuhlek let his vision tail over his lover for a moment, memorizing every detail for later use when he was alone again. Like many humans, the man before him wasn't really that impressive a sight to behold. His belly soft and spongy and his short, well-trimmed goatee the only bit of hair left on his head.

Still, the graying blondness of that small patch of hair and the bright blue of his eyes aroused something deep and primal within Zuhlek that he just couldn't explain. It was strange, a fierce orc general like him so enamored with someone so simple and mundane. Yet here he was, happily risking getting caught by an Alliance patrol just so he could spend one evening a month with the mouthy man.

Speaking of which, Zuhlek eagerly went to begin their amorous tryst with a simple, gruff command. "Off with them damn clothes boy." He barked out with a growl. "You won't be needing them for what I've got planned for you."

Holding back the amused snicker he wanted to make Earnest instantly began to do as he had been ordered to. Though his method for doing so wasn't exactly "quick" as Zuhlek wanted. Bringing his hands up to the tip of his shirt the sly farmer coyly began to unbutton it. Every movement agonizingly slow as he teased the larger man with a grin. One button. Two buttons. Three. Each undone to reveal just the barest hint of bare skin underneath.

As one could expect Earnest's sluggishness earned him an annoyed curse from his frustrated companion. Zuhlek's temper flaring for a brief moment as he quickly reached out and ripped open the human's infuriating shirt so that he could get a proper eyeful of his lover's hairy chest.

"Stop with all the fucking teasing boy and strip for me!" The warrior demanded afterwards, the harshness in his voice diminished somewhat by the fondness clearly evident in his eyes. "I did not come all the way here for a burlesque show! I want you naked and spread open so that I may fuck you raw!"

Shaking his head with a snigger Earnest finally decided to take mercy on his impatient partner and hurried up. After slipping off his now ruined shirt he next made quick work of the breeches he wore. Pushing them down his pale thighs so they could fall and pool around his bare ankles, the entirety of his nude body displayed for Zuhlek's clearly appreciative gaze.

"Well, here you go you damned horny bastard." Earnest said jokingly as he stepped out of his drawers. "Are you happy now?"

"Yes… very!" Giving an aroused rumble Zuhlek lecherously eyed the naked body standing there before him. The sight of Earnest in his natural state causing his cock to instantly begin to fill and harden under the codpiece of his armor.

"And you claimed I was the handsome one here." Zuhlek growled lowly. "Now, come here boy and help me remove my armor so that we can lay together and enjoy one another's flesh."

"You know, I'm not you're squire boy right, orc?" Earnest replied, feigning offence. "I'm a fully grown man with his own home and business. Haven't been a "boy" since that day I met you in the woods."

Zuhlek snorted derisively at the complaint. "I am over a hundred and fifty human so you will always be a boy to me." He huffed. "Now move your ass and obey your elder before I bend you over my knee and tan that impudent hind of yours!"

"Well, if you put it then way then alright." Not one to disobey a second time Earnest quickly closed the distance between himself and his beloved friend. The leather straps holding the thick orcan armor in place quickly undone and the heavy metal plates carefully placed on the ground as the musky scent of Zuhlek's body filled the farmer's nose, exciting him to no end as he did the task he had been given.

Finally, after what felt like forever, there Zuhlek stood in nothing but his small clothes and as Earnest ran his fingers all over the wide green chest and arms worshipfully. "I swear, you get bigger and bigger every time I see you." He marveled while gently running his finger around a pert, dark green nipple.

"What do you expect from the strongest general in the Horde?" Zuhlek proudly boasted, the feel of his companion's touch causing his mind to become fuzzy. "I bet I could have even taken on Warchief Hellscream back when he was in his prime!"

"You could have, huh?" Earnest asked, playing along. He always liked it when Zuhlek acted like this. All proud and strong. It only made him more attractive. "Well, why don't we see if you can take me on tonight first. You said so yourself, you are much older than me."

Zuhlek grumbled playfully at the banter. "I'll have you on your knees in mere seconds boy!" Proving his point the general placed both his hands on Earnest's shoulders and roughly shoved him down into a kneeling position. "There see! Now do what's expected of you my needy little whore!"

"And you called me a smartass Zuhlek." Earnest jested back. "At least I didn't call you names."

Doing as he was told to do none the less Earnest gleefully cupped the meaty mound located in the front of Zuhlek's dirty loincloth. It was a large and slightly moist bulge. The copious amount of precum the orc always seemed to leak no doubt the cause for the mess. But knowing that only caused Earnest to drool with desire.

Needing to taste the large shaft the pudgy human made quick work of the undergarments blocking his access. The thin, musty fabric untied and then pulled off of Zuhlek so he could get a good look at the thick, uncut cock that sprouted up from the wild bush of black pubic hair between the larger being's legs.

"You didn't… you know…" Earnest started to say through a pant. "Please say you didn't."

"Heh-heh, and you called me a pig, boy." Zuhlek mocked, repeating his lover's words. Placing his hand on the back of Earnest's head the warrior forcefully made the small man's face into his sweaty crotch. "As you can smell slut, I have not bathed in quite some time. I still don't see the allure for such a scent. From what I heard you human's prefer more pleasant odors."

Earnest huffed hotly against the Zuhlek's heated skin. "Well, I'm not exactly like most humans now, am I?"

"Hum… that you are not." Zuhlek agreed. "Now enjoy boy. I want you to get your fill before I bred your hole."

"With pleasure." The heavy grip on his neck removed Earnest happily continued to lap at the salty area before him. Loudly snorting like the pig he had accused Zuhlek of being, he reveled in the filthy, undignified manner of secret fetish.

Only after several good moments of indulgence did Earnest reward Zuhlek's for the treat he had given him by taking his thick cock into his salivating mouth. The human sucking and nursing on the large green organ with noisy, obscene slurping and muffled moans that echoed out throughout the abandoned barn.

Immensely pleased when his meat was engulfed in the wet warmth of his smaller companion's mouth Zuhlek did his best to keep himself from buckling under the sheer amount of pleasure running through him. He had had many partners in the past but none compared to Earnest in this matter. The way the human joyously went about his task. The way he sucked on him so fucking hard it almost hurt. The filthy sounds he made during the act. It all coalesced into an experience he remembered every night they spent apart.

"That's it boy. Fucking worship that fat orcan cock down there." Zuhlek demanded hoarsely. "Tonight it is all you will be allowed to think of."

Palming the back of his human's bare head again the general lightly began to face fuck him. Earnest easily adjusting to such an action and relaxing his throat as the thick maleness embedded itself down his gullet. This was one of the things he enjoyed the most. Being dominated and forced to suck another man's meat.

"You're such a good boy for me Earnest." Zuhlek continued as he fucked his human's mouth. "Serving your master as you are. If you do a good enough job maybe I'll reward you with something even better than merely sucking on me."

At the promise of a reward for good behavior Earnest instantly doubled his oral efforts to. Pulling away from the cock in his mouth he went even lower, licking and nibbling at the leathery sack between the general's thick muscular legs as he began to stroke the slick member bobbing above his face.

"BY THRALL'S BALLS!" Zuhlek swore with a huff as he was played with. Looking down he watched as Earnest continued to service him, the sight of the other man's lips around his dick making the orc growl in heat.

Noticing this sound Earnest smirked around the cock between his lips. It wouldn't take long now, he realized as he met Zuhlek's glassy eyed gaze. All it would take was a little more effort and he'd have a giant, seven foot tall orc pounding his ass in no time. Luckily for him he knew just the trick to push the general over the edge.

Drawing a finger down the side of his wet beard Earnest got his finger good and slick, his hand then going under the area under Zuhlek's balls so he could slowly slid the digit upwards, across his hairy taint and towards the hole he knew no one in all of Azeroth dared to touch.

Eventually coming to prod the hidden cave between the large green hams of the orc's ass Earnest snickered dirtily and struck. The very tip of his finger pushing its way in as Zuhlek went completely ridged above him, the ever so proud warrior moaning long and hard as he began to cum.

The first shot of orcan seed filling his mouth as Zuhlek came, Earnest pulled off to swallow such an ample load. The second, third, forth, fight, and sixth wads of spunk to come out of the thick green cock in front of him sailing over his shoulder and down his back. The slickness dripping down the human's hair back and over the cleft of his ass as he knelt there watching Zuhlek with great amusement.

Coming down from the intense orgasm that had taken him completely by surprise Zuhlek let his vision drop down to Earnest who met his eyes with a pleased smirk that made the standing man pout back in annoyance. "You fucking little bitch." The general eventually came to say. "That. Wasn't. Fair!"

The grin on Earnest's face only grew at the indignant tone in his lover's voice. "No, but I loved doing it to you." Raising to his feet he placed both his palms on Zuhlek's cheeks and pulled him down so they could share a quick kiss. "Besides, you're an orc aren't you? Can't you muster up the energy to get hard again for me?"

Chuckling into the kiss Zuhlek growled wantonly. "With you boy, I could go all week." He bragged. Standing upright he looked around. "But no more sucking. I want to fuck you now. Teach you a lesson for not playing fair."

"Then let's go up into the hayloft and get to it." Earnest agreed as he picked up the lantern in the window and walked over to the ladder leading to the second story of the building. "Be careful coming up though. We don't want a repeat of that one time."

"It was only that one time!" Zuhlek snapped back irritably.

"One damn as hell funny time." Earnest countered with a small chuckle.

Getting behind his human friend as he made fun of him Zuhlek helped steady the naked man in his upwards climb. A playful nip at the farmer's semen streaked backside given when it was at face level for good measure. "When we get up there I'm going to fuck harder than usual you know." The warrior remarked as he too began to ascend the steps. "It's what you deserve for being so insolent tonight."

Both of them reaching the top of the steps Earnest carefully placed his lantern on a nearby barrel while Zuhlek proceeded to push a pair of square hay bales together, forming a makeshift bed for them to play on. It was almost odd how they wordlessly knew what to do. Almost as if they were an old married couple.

"Just make sure you watch your damned tusks when you start preparing me for action this time." Earnest reminded, as he placed an old blanket over their creation. "Last time you nicked me so bad and I couldn't sit right for a fortnight."

"Oh shut it human!" Zuhlek rudely commanded before roughly pushing the other man face down onto their new bedding. "You should be grateful that I'm willing to eat out your lardy ass. Imagine what my men would think at seeing me do such a thing!"

"They might become jealous that you treat me far better than you ever treated them." Earnest snickered into the hay under him. "You're the best at getting me ready. Amazing really."

Dropping down into a squat Zuhlek lowered delivered a swift smack to the full backside being presented to him. "Enough with your flattery boy." He said, his urge for further teasing already long gone. "Hold that wagging tongue of yours and allow me to use mine to properly open you up."

Setting about to do just that Zuhlek placed both his large calloused hands on Earnest's exposed rear, kneading and then spreading the pliant half-moons to expose the sweet puckering hole he intended to devour that night. Faced with this delightful sight the general felt himself begin to drool, his desire reaching its peak as he dove face first into the hairy crack and began to eat it out with incredible vigor.

Snorting loudly as he ruthlessly drilled the tip of his thick tongue into his lover's hole Zuhlek felt proud as Ernest whimpered and cried out in unadulterated pleasure at his actions. Earnest had been right when he had said he was good at pleasuring someone like this. His mouthwatering as he tasted the salty sweetness of the tight furrow he was exploring.

For quite some time they continued on like this. Zuhlek happily eating out his longtime friend with incredible tenacity while Earnest moaned and cussed up at storm as he shamelessly ground back against the wickedly sinful digging into his most sensitive of places.

But as usual simply teasing the human's now wet and gaping hole was not enough to please Zuhlek after a while. No he needed to fill it with something more substantial than his tongue. Ceasing when he realized this the orc lifted his mostly bald head up from the spit covered crack he had readied and pushed two of his fingers into Earnest with a sinister smirk.

"Are you ready for something much bigger than a tongue boy?" He asked, knowing full well just how much the other man wanted him to fuck him by now. "Or would you rather me just make you cum with my fingers here? You know, as you unfairly did to me earlier."

"NO!" Earnest cried out desperately, face red hot and body even hotter. "P-Please just fuck me Zuhlek. I'm begging you!"

Licking his lips, the taste of his lover still there as he did Zuhlek let out a loud huff. "Please what boy?" He growled, each word emphasized with a hard jab of his fingers. "That's not how you talk to your superior."

"Please fuck me Mighty General Zuhlek!" Earnest ground out, correcting himself. "Please fuck my tight little human hole and show me the true power of an Orgrimmar warrior!"

Pleased at Earnest's obedience Zuhlek rose back up to his full height and spat loudly into his open palm. Slicking himself up with the vile concoction of fluids he let his vision tail down the sweaty, cum covered back of the human he was about to mount.

Like any other hot-blooded orc, seeing another submit so completely to his sexual desires made his blood boil with a fever lust so powerful that it nearly overpowered his common senses. Oh, how he was going to enjoy fucking the hell out of that pale little ass. The wining little bitch he was about to take begging and pleading for more as he pounded into him so hard that half of the Eastern continent would be awakened by the screams of pleasure he brought forth with his cock!

Breath growing short as Zuhlek silently plotted behind him Earnest excitedly bit his bottom lip in eager anticipation. It was ludicrous how badly he wanted to feel the orc inside of him at this point. The weight on his back, holding him down. The feel of the general's hot breath on the nape of his neck as he was fucked like the whore he was acting like. Just the thought of those two things alone made the month long wait he always endured between their meetings worth it.

Climbing up onto the haystacks once he was thoroughly ready to begin Zuhlek steadied himself with one hand firmly planted on the bristly surface while he used the other to aim his dick at the hole he was about to penetrate. Once he was sure he'd hit his mark the orc gently shifted his hips forwards. The swollen head of his thick green penis easily pushing its way inside as he claimed the hole of the man he had known for the better part of two decades.

Bracing himself, Earnest gritted his teeth as he was spilt wide open by the green hued behemoth being rammed into his body. Inch after inch after inch he endured the invasion. The burn and mild pain he felt ignored as he thought about how damn good it would feel once Zuhlek was fully inside and riding him like the untamed animal he was.

After much effort on both their parts, Zuhlek's large hips finally met Earnest's chubby ass with a soft sound, both men giving off a long satisfied groan as they adjusted themselves to the physical connection they had made. Then suddenly and without a single word or warning Zuhlek started his onslaught.

Pulling back until just the very crest of his orchood was inside the tunnel he had claimed the larger man snickered darkly and then quickly forced his way back inside to the hilt. The loud thwack of his emerald green thighs meeting the human's bottom deafening as he repeated the action with exuberant zeal. Each and every rotation he made coming faster, harder, rougher than the last!

The wind knocked out of his lungs as he was fucked hard and deep by the horny orc on top of him Earnest did his best to keep himself grounded as his insides were pummeled by the unyielding pillar sliding back and forth out of his ass. Working in the fields tomorrow certainly wasn't going to be a pleasant experience for him after tonight. The strength Zuhlek was using to take him no doubt leaving bruises that would take some time to heal.

Yet even as this realization reached him Earnest didn't dare tell the warrior to slow down or take it easy. Each forward thrust he received causing him see stars as what felt like electricity ran up his spine and straight to his over stimulated mind.

Though he'd never tell the orc for fear of inflating his ego too much Zuhlek had to be the best lover Earnest had ever been with. So big. So very, very strong. So… so… oddly attentive. Never once did the "savage" man ever push him over the edge or mistreat him in anyway.

Yes he wasn't exactly tender as they fucked, but if Earnest ever grunted out in discomfort the orc would instantly slow and adjust their positions until they both were comfortable enough to continue. It almost made the farmer want to fall for him. …If only he could.

As he continued to drive himself into the warm, tight hole underneath Zuhlek too was deep in thought about his favorite bedmate. Earnest was so very different from the troops he had under his command. With them, there was always this air of displeasure when he picked one of them to warm his bed for the night. A dirty look here. A disgruntled word there. Their attitudes ruining what should have been a pleasant evening.

But never once did he hear Earnest truly complain about their time together. Yes he teased, he mocked, he insulted him. But in the end every time Zuhlek ordered him to do something he'd do it. The happy smile he gave only endearing him more and more to the grizzled warrior. It almost made him want to mate permanently with the smaller man. …If only he could.

The mood of their encounter changing without either of them after that Zuhlek suddenly pulled out of his human companion and flipped the farmer over onto his back, sheathing himself once again without pause. Their eyes meeting as he was filled Earnest reached up with both hands and clumsily pulled the larger man above him down, another sloppy, heated kiss shared between them as Zuhlek resumed the hectic pace of their coupling.

"By the ancestors I love you Earnest." Zuhlek murmured against his boy's furry lips. "You're so damn tight and warm. I want to keep on fucking you for the rest of your life!"

"And I fucking love you too you damned old man. So, fucking much!" Earnest whimpered back. A surge of pleasure hitting him suddenly the human dug his dingers into the sweaty green shoulders of his older lover. "Shit… I'm getting close Zuhlek! I-I'm about to cum!"

Not wishing to miss anything Zuhlek raised himself back up onto his haunches and stared down at his blissed out friend with incredible devotion. He truly did love the way the human's face and chest got all flushed and sweaty when they were in the middle of their lovemaking. Earnest truly was a beautiful sight to behold.

"Do it for me boy! Come while I'm balls deep inside of your ass!" Zuhlek commanded. Taking the farmer by his ankles as he rolled his hips faster he growled. "And you better look me right in the eyes when you do. I want to see how wide those blue eyes can get when you finally climax."

"BY THE LIGHT!!!!" Arching his back suddenly Earnest groaned out unabashedly as he came for his partner. The loudness of his completion ringing out against the walls of the barn as he sprayed thick, pearly white ropes over his jiggling belly and rode out the stunning orgasm wreaking havoc throughout his pudgy body.

Resisting the urge he felt to fill Earnest's belly with his own seed Zuhlek quickly pulled out of the other man and stood by the bed, fisting his aching cock as he felt himself come. Within moments he too signaled his own release. The orc's second copious load of the night aimed right at Earnest's prone body. His essence joining the human's as it coated the farmer in a sticky layer that would no doubt take quite some effort to clean up later.

Left panting and dirty after their nearly simultaneous orgasms a clearly exhausted Earnest unsteadily lifted his head just enough to give Zuhlek a wane smile. "Y-You just had to cum all over me didn't you?" He said, amused. "You couldn't have done it on the floor, could you?"

"I like seeing you covered in my seed boy." Zuhlek replied back just as humorously. His cock soft for the time being the general quietly made his way back onto the bed next to his younger human lover. Earnest instantly adjusting himself so that he could rest his head against the tusked man's bare chest as they both laid there in utter contentment.

"Are you alright?" Zuhlek asked in all seriousness. "I wasn't too rough was I?"

Nuzzling the wide expanse that was the orc's left pec Earnest sniggered lightly. "No, you were just the right about of rough tonight." He sighed. "Just promise me that when we go at it again in a little bit we'll do it slow and gentle. I've got work in the morning remember."

Looking down at the human Zuhlek raised an eyebrow. "Just what makes you think I'm willing to fuck your ass again boy?" He asked, mulishly. "Wasn't that spectacular fucking I just gave you enough to sate your appetite."

Earnest rapidly shook his head. "Nope, and from the looks of that big monster down there you aren't ready to call it quits either."

Looking down the length of his body Zuhlek let out a small huff at noticing that his cock was already starting to harden again. With something like that down there how could he deny his own eagerness to continue with their illicit rendezvous? After all, given that they could only meet once a month, there was no reason why he shouldn't take full advantage of the time they still had left together.


And that dear readers is all the sorted details of the mysterious secret “old man” Gander guarded so zealously. To think, a loyal Alliance citizen actually converting with a barbaric member of the Horde. Allowing the beast to take him to bed and dare say love him. Surly anyone who discovered such a scandalous thing would no doubt run off to inform the proper authorities and have the traitor to Stormwind arrested post haste.

Thankfully for Earnest and Zuhlek though no one ever did find out about their late night rendezvous in that dilapidated barn in the woods. At least not until many, many years later when a curious hero went exploring in the old abandoned ruins of the Gander farmhouse.

It was there that he came across a small journal in what must have once been a bedroom. A small, deteriorate tome where each and every encounter between the two wayward lovers was lovingly written down. The last entry of which spoke of a plot they had cooked up one day that involved them running off together to a far off land somewhere in the southern seas where they could finally live out the remainder of their lives in peace.

The End