The Office
Just a boring work day at the office. *yawn*
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The town of Dull. At least, that’s what Phil always called the town. He’d wake up, go to work, come home, watch TV, and go to bed. Every day he did the same thing again and again. Today felt like a very different day for the young man as he arrived at the office, and yet while things seemed different, a quick glance around confirmed that the human was in the same world as he always was, surrounded by other humans doing a 9-5 shift every day. With a sigh, the man walked into the building, put in his timecard, and then went up the elevator to go to his cubicle and get right to work programming.
As the elevator door opened, Phil stepped out and immediately paused when he saw a massive horsecock with two legs. That was the only way he could describe the sight before him. Two legs, two massive testicles, and a throbbing brown horsecock with the tip of the cock unsheathed and poking up eight feet in the air. The tip of the shaft tilted down to Phil, and the slit began to move. “Morning Phil. I saw your report and I must say, I’m impressed.”
Phil blinked at the massive talking cock. “Ah...” He paused. Of course, this had to be normal. “Right, thanks boss. Do I get a promotion now?” He commented with a slight smile. This big massive cock was completely strange, but he just knew this shaft was his boss. He didn’t know how, and he couldn’t explain the feeling, he just knew. He didn’t want to ask or speak about it. Maybe he just didn’t get enough sleep? Yeah. That was it, he just got no sleep.
“Yeah sure, when you can stuff me inside that cunt of yours, I’ll give you the promotion of a lifetime. You know the drill. You have to be the best at sex!” The massive shaft turned around and began walking off, though not before Phil gave the balls a big smack with his open palm, as customary to smack the balls of that huge shaft.
With a roll of his eyes, Phil walked into his office. He sat down and glanced at the screen in front of him. He felt something was off, as if someone or something was... watching him, enjoying doing something to him, but he couldn’t place what was going on. Whatever was happening, everything seemed completely normal. He had a cock for a boss. Yeah, maybe he just thought of him as a dick so much that it was just literal in his mind. Nothing else. No big deal. He opened up his computer, logged in, and went to work. He felt a tap on his shoulder before he could get started though. ‘I swear, I’m never going to get to work if people keep interrupting me from getting here and starting!’ He turned around and raised his head. “Yes, what is it, Samantha?” Then, he saw her appearance.
“Hey, I still owe you from last night. You gave me that five dollar bill for the vending machine, remember?” Samantha looked like a totally normal office worker had it not been for the pussy on her mouth instead of a normal face. She lacked lips, she lacked a nose, she had a cunt that was doing the talking, and spitting quite a bit of fluid as she spoke. “I’m here to return it. I just... well, you know what you need to do in order to access it.”
“I uh...ah...” Phil knew something was off about Samantha. Those pussy lips of hers. Maybe he wasn’t just imagining things about his boss being a massive cock. He scratched his head in confusion. “You... have a purse, don’t you?”
Samantha scoffed. “I’ll do it myself.” She reached into her pussy lips and began to finger herself right in front of Phil. As she kept fingering herself, her lips quivered and she soon orgasmed right in front of him! As she came, she pulled out a sopping wet five dollar bill that she set down on his desk. “There you go, have a good day Phil.”
Phil scratched his head and turned back to his computer. Things were definitely strange. He noticed the pornography on his screen and then he glanced down at himself and his lack of clothing. ‘Well, I guess working at a porno is pretty normal, and me being naked. At least SOMETHING is right today, even if everyone else is so strange.’ He thought to himself. He was an average young man with brown hair and glasses. “I wonder... is everyone going to be strange today? I’ll have to check on Maya in accounting.”
He immediately got up and walked beyond a few cubicles.
He didn’t bother glancing at them despite hearing men and women moaning with the sound of plopping. He feared to look into them and find something... disturbing with the last two people that were transformed, undoubtedly many others were too. He had to figure this out. He had to know what went on in the office. He poked his head into Maya’s cubicle. “Hey Maya, do you see anything off today?”
Maya turned around in her chair to face Phil. Maya had big canine ears along with a canine tail. She looked as if she had a massive cock too, but the cock had eyes. “Ahn... not at all actually.”
Phil noticed the eyes and had to ask right away. “What’s um... why does your cock have eyes?”
Maya rolled her eyes at the same time the cock did. “He’s HR. Clarence. You know? You’ve seen him before. He’s my cock. Don’t pretend you DON’T know that.”
Phil swore he knew a person named Clarence as an HR. He HAD to have been in HR, and here he was just casually being Maya’s cock? The cartoonish eyes on that beet red cock were disturbing, as was Maya being a dog girl. Her being naked though, that was okay. “Uh... yeah. You don’t find that strange?”
Maya looked down at the blinking cock, and then up at Phil. “Not at all? Look, maybe you just need breakfast, and then a good fucking from your cunt. Did you have breakfast today?”
Phil was about to say he didn’t have one, but one look down at his... well, her body and she saw her tits and cunt. She was a female, an average looking woman, but a woman named Philine, just Phil for short even if it was a guy’s name, she didn’t care. Her stomach rumbled at the reply and she just laughed. “Oh yeah, I haven’t had a bite at all! Does your uh... does your cock eat?” A good fucking from her cunt sounded... about half wrong and half right if she had to guess.
“Don’t be silly, of course he doesn’t eat. Come on, I hear we have Coco making eggs in the break room today!” She grabbed Phil’s hand and pulled him along with a grin on her face.
Phil had little choice but to go along with Maya. So much about today was weird, so much that she just wanted to go home and go back to bed. A cock for a boss, lots of sex happening in the office, and now Maya being a dog girl with a beet red cock that she wanted to fuck Phil with? “Look, something’s happening Maya, I can feel it. I don’t know WHAT is going on, but everyone feels... transformed? I don’t know how to describe it.”
“Transformed how? You look a little different I admit, but everything else is the exact same as it’s always been.” Maya walked into the breakroom with Phil where there was an anthro rabbit sitting on the table with her legs spread wide. Her massive feet stuck off the table and she had a huge grin on her face.
Phil started to respond to Maya, but stopped the moment she saw the bunny with her legs spread. One thing at a time, everything around the office was getting stranger. First the cock boss, then the pussy woman who just paid him by reaching into her cunt, then Maya the dog woman with a cock, and now... “What is she doing sitting there? See, things like that are totally different. You were never a bunny girl, our HR wasn’t a dick, and our boss wasn’t a walking cock. Well, he was a dick before, but that’s beside the point!”
“She’s serving breakfast.” Maya shoved Phil lightly. “You really need to calm down Phil. You kow, for a catgirl you sure do worry a lot. What, are you an airhead too?” She sat down in front of the rabbit girl and invited Phil over. “Come on, have a seat.” To make things stranger, Maya sat down on a person, a person that just sat there in a strange sitting position, unmoving and unblinking, as if it were a decorative chair made to look exactly like a regular human, and the illusion was working very well for Phil.
Phil hesitantly took a seat on one of the people and just told herself that despite the fact the person she was sitting on looked familiar, a person from another cubicle right next to her own in fact, she said it was just a chair. It had to be just a chair. “We uh... how do we eat?” He looked at the cunt right in front of him and saw a prehensile penis tail attached to the rabbit girl. The moment Phil sat down, the tail lunged for her cunt and thrusted into her, penetrating her sex and making Phil shudder. “Ack!” She jumped up and pulled away, but the cock tail stretched with her while it pounded her cunt.
“Phil! Relax! You’re used to this sort of thing you know!” Maya called out. “A catgirl like you gets sexed up ALL the time!”
Phil couldn’t deny that. Her feline tail flickered behind her along with her cat ears. Maybe sex happened to her a lot, that wasn’t abnormal, but to have someone have a prehensile penis tail was enough to freak her out. “Look, how can you not see that this place is so bizarre? I’ve never had a penis tail fuck me be-FORE!” She yelped as the tail went in deeper. No matter how far she got away in the breakroom, the penis tail stretched and grew.
“Yes you have.” Maya rolled her eyes. “Come on, bunny girl is getting impatient.”
Phil hesitantly sat back down with her legs pulled forward while the penis tail kept fucking her. She glared at the bunny girl angrily who couldn’t seem to help herself, and then she noticed an odd... yellow liquid dribbling from her tits. “What is that?” It was too thick to be fully liquid, yet it looked... familiar.
“Honey. They don’t really go great with her chocolate eggs, but if you want you can definitely try, or you can request something else besides eggs from her and she’ll lay it, but I love me chocolate eggs.” Maya smiled at the bunny. “Care to do the honors?”
With a smile on her face, a small bump appeared on the bunny’s vaginal lips, a bump that grew and swelled to the size of a tennis ball. From her vaginal lips, a chocolate egg pushed out which Maya didn’t hesitate to grab and bite into it. “Mmm. Creme. Come on Phil! Anything you want to have from her, just ask for it and she’ll lay it! Just don’t ask for pineapple otherwise she is going to totally kill you.”
Phil sat in front of the bunny woman, watching Maya in disbelief. The day had just started and things were already so strange. “I... I don’t think I’m hungry.” She paused. Why wouldn’t she be hungry? Well, besides the obvious fact the food was coming from a bunny girl and so many other strange things were happening, something else felt off about her. She looked down at herself and quickly realized why she wouldn’t be hungry.
‘I’m an inflatable catgirl doll. No wonder I’m not hungry. Well, that’s the one NORMAL thing going on today. I’m... okay, I’d try to find out what’s going on, but that’s not the job of an inflatable catgirl doll. My job is to get fucked, and the bunny girl is doing that just fine, and that’s the only normal thing that’s going on.’ Phil thought to herself. She was made of latex and rubber, as well as animate, and that was fine with her, after all THAT was normal!
Maya giggled and patted Phil. “Ah right, I forgot you don’t need to eat. Well, I’ll leave you to your work. Come meet me and your HR after you’re done, he wants to review your performance.” With a light kiss, Maya walked out of the breakroom.
Phil mentally sighed while the bunny fucked her with the prehensile penis. Things had gotten so out of hand so fast. At least she had gone through this morning unchanged. Well, maybe someday she’d figure out why everyone else was getting transformed. Until then, she didn’t mind getting treated like the love doll that she was.