Kobold Kaos - Recruiting
During the time jump of Brooding, Janus has a lust-soaked idea and follows through with it without thinking about it. The next morning they're staring down the barrel of what they've done.... but what if it was a good idea?
Contains: References to Masturbation, Condom Filling, Excessive Cum, Multiple Layers of Consent Affirmation, Planning Things Out, Lots of Human Prey, Assumptions about Gender, Self-Chastisement for Assumptions, Tail-coiling, Unbirth, Hammerspace Womb, Mass Vore, Transformation, Hyper Egg Laying, Inherent Understanding of Released Prey, Embarrassed About Lust, Tail Growth and Preparing to Take on More.
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Janus sighed softly as they regained consciousness, cheek smooshed into their pillow and flat belly pressed to the mattress below. Weeks since they'd laid those enormous eggs and the empty sensation hadn't diminished. The kobold had long since dismantled the makeshift nest that they and Ame had constructed for that event, leaving the bed much as it had been back when they had been human.
Up on the flat-topped headboard, their phone let out a merry ding.
Janus groaned, pushing up on their claws and scooting their considerable hips up to sit more upright, dragging their thick tail along beneath the bedding. They twisted slightly and got a leg bent with the knee forward to serve as a makeshift base as they reached out to grasp the phone. The kobold rubbed the sleep from their eye with their other palm as they pressed their thumb to the reader on the smartphone.
In the moment before the phone unlocked on its own, the lock screen showed notifications for 150+ new emails.
Sighing, they opened up their email app, figuring they should at least check whether anything pertinent had come in the night. Who knows, perhaps an artist they were commissioning had sent a WIP or something.
The app took its good time updating their inbox, despite the notifications having already gone through. When it did, however, Janus' eyes widened. Every single email on the screen was from the same address, with a subject line reading 'New Application'. The address was noreply@KoboldRekrewter.net.
Janus scrolled down their inbox until the bold of new messages disappeared, then scrolled back to the first new message. It was from a website registering service. They pressed their thumb on the email, quivering. They hadn't... they couldn't have.
'Your new website, KoboldRekrewter.net, is live!' read the message, followed by hyperlinks for various tools to increase engagement.
The kobold's tail pushed off the bed with a loud creak as they used the leverage to launch their body out of the sheets towards their computer desk. Janus' feet landed on the floor next to their specially ordered chair (to allow back support but also accommodate so much tail!) A mass on the floor nearby caught their attention.
It was one of their condoms they used when they took care of their libido, and it looked close to being too strained to risk picking up with their claws.
Janus blushed light purple and pushed the button on their CPU tower to start booting up their computer. Behind them, their tail began to curl and twist between the covers, mussing up the comforters and making the whole ensemble needing to be straightened out before being used once again. But the kobold was staring, waiting for their log-in screen to appear, their anxious, fidgeting energy fully sequestered to the caudal appendage.
Memories of the night before and just what they were diddling themselves to were playing in their mind. They had been toying with the thought of offering their services as a surrogate mother for creating new kobolds... or more crudely, as their lust-addled mind had put it: seeking out volunteers to stuff into their womb and slowly turn into more kobolds... To be full and carrying so many people at once as they change ever so slowly...
Janus shook their head, feeling the swell in their genital slit as they dwelled on the fantasy. The password screen had come up. They carefully sat into their computer chair and typed in the short phrase before hitting enter.
The computer continued to boot, going to their desktop and thinking as it started to open the programs that they had set to open automatically on boot-up. After a few messaging services logged in on their own, their preferred browser popped up, with a message asking if they wanted to resume the previous session.
Grasping the mouse in their claw, the kobold clicked the 'yes' button quickly. As the browser loaded up windows and tabs flickered across the screen to levels that most of their friends would be appalled to hear of, they looked back down at the condom. They had forgotten just how hard the fantasy had gotten them off. Was this Guese's doing, altering things to closer fit their desires?
When the browser finished loading, a mouse-over of the taskbar icon showed each window and its current tab. A quick glance brought them to the website in question. Janus swallowed. It was a confirmation page. The website was live, and what they'd probably been too lusty to consider: the site was indexed for search engines. That was part of the package when you bought an URL and set up a site through this service.
Janus groaned and switched over to their in-browser inbox. Typing their domain into the search engine, they isolated the messages that were sent via the form on the site. Their finger hovered over the delete key... but then... what if...
The kobold opened the first application that had arrived, reading through the data that had been entered into the fields on the form. A blush crept up Janus' cheek as they realized that this was a sincere application. Only people searching for kobolds would have even found the site. It wasn't promoted or anything, that's premium packages.
The address wasn't 123 Sample Avenue or anything like that. A quick search on a map website showed them exactly where it was. An actual house, not a PO Box or a vacant lot in the middle of nowhere...
Janus opened the next application, and the next, their blush flaring up on their cheeks. 'Oh fuck.' They thought, 'These are all real.' They bit their lip, quivering in their seat as the emptiness in their womb came into sharp focus as their thoughts dwelled on so many people willing to fill out such an outrageous form and give their genuine addresses...
The kobold balled their fists, tail quivering as they clenched their eyes shut, then exhaled shakily. Opening their eyes they tabbed back over to their new website, navigating their view of it rather than the public view. In this mode they could send out emails from the domain of the site as well.
Janus placed their claws on the keyboard and began to rapidly type. A form letter to all those who had applied. They fidgeted in their chair as their purple shaft began to press out of their genital slit from the thought of what they were doing... They wrote clear and explicit instructions on what applicants should do if they wanted to make good on their applications. Pausing and shuddering as they looked over the wording for typos and anything else unprofessional, they realized the biggest warning that they should give these humans.
'Be prepared to be indisposed and unable to be reached for an indeterminate amount of time.' Janus felt their folds clench at a phantom insertion at that, already ready to start dragging people into their hidden depths. They set the letter to send to everyone who sent in an application through the form, before, in a moment of clarity, taking down the form so they wouldn't get any new applications.
They stared at the confirmation screen for a few minutes, then slipped off their computer chair to go get a fresh condom, realizing their shaft was already starting to leak.
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Days later, Janus put on some snug shorts. They couldn't be certain that their slit would stay closed when they talked to the applicants today, so better to cover up. They walked from their bedroom to the living room, looking over the stack of plastic storage bags they had set out, along with some permanent markers to label them.
Taking a deep breath, the kobold formed a loop with their tail on the floor and pushed down against the hardwood. Through the rippling magic amidst their tail, Ame rose up into sight.
The urd spread her wings once she was through and alighted herself over the thick tail to be in front of Janus, a wry smile on her face.
"Thanks again for helping me with this. I know it's.... me going a bit off the deep end." Janus fidgeted, their tail loop closing and twisting, sliding against itself.
Ame chuckled. "It'll be fun to hang out, even if no one shows!"
The long-tailed kobold whined, pressing their palms to their cheekbones and dragging them down to the bottom of their jaw, blush hot on their cheeks. "Don't say that..."
Giggling a storm, the Urd began to hover, letting their legs dangle in a superhero pose. "Just tell me if no one shows and we can split all those refreshments you bought!" Ame beat her wings and flew around the corner towards the den. Moments later, the other kobold could hear the sound of popcorn already being crunched between fangs.
Janus sighed, still blushing, and picked up their phone. They pulled up a list they'd made the night before. It was the applicants who had responded to the form letter they sent out. That extra step seemed to have cut the list in half. The next step would probably filter out more. They were torn between propriety and the greedy ache that had led to this whole operation.
Alongside each name in the list was an address and a satellite image of the building. They had experimented with this. Their tail portals could appear anywhere that they had a clear idea of location or a direct emotional connection. Like to where their friends were, or a landmark.
Janus exhaled, looking over the first address and the image beside it. They untwisted their tail and set it buoyant behind their hips, before carefully curling the tip around to form a loop. The caudal appendage hovered above the hardwood floor at their side, before pushing down firmly.
A female-presenting human gasped in surprise, standing in the middle of the tail loop, looking around.
Janus quivered, a dopey smile coming across their face. The first person on the list followed their instructions! Or... they hoped that that was the case.
Surprise turning to a deep blush, the only human in the room blushed beneath their tawny complexion. "I... uh... I wasn't actually expecting something to... really happen. Wow." They looked around and then down to Janus.
The kobold bit their lip and took a deep breath. "If you'd like to stay, just step out of my tail's loop... otherwise I can just let you back off at home, right where you're standing." Indeed, within the loop of the tail, there was a cement sidewalk, not the hardwood floor of their living room.
For a long moment the human stared, reminding Janus of a deer in headlights, before abruptly lifting one foot over the tail, brought up high like someone stepping in and out of tires in an obstacle course.
Janus fidgeted with their fingers. "Alright, you just get comfortable while I snag anyone else who followed instructions..." They lifted the loop of their tail, scrolling down their list, and dropped their rear appendage again.
They repeated the process over and over again. To their surprise, it was mostly people appearing. There was the occasional no-show, but the sheer number of humans starting to crowd up the living room was more than enough to bolster against that level of disappointment. And while there were a couple who decided to stay home and not step out of the loop, they were as rare as the no-shows.
At the last address on the list, Janus dropped their tail, and found two humans holding hands.
The pair looked around at all the other people there, then down at the tail. Their gazes followed it back to the blushing kobold. "W-woah." One of them managed.
The only non-human in the room cleared their throat, hoping that the tent in their shorts wasn't too noticeable. "Just... step out of the loop to join the others if you'd like to go forward with this... uh... arrangem-wow. Okay." Before Janus had even finished speaking, both had jumped together over the thick tail like they were going to land in a chalk painting.
"Okay... this is how it's going to work." Janus announced, looking over the score and change of humans filling their living room. "I'm going into my bedroom. I'm going to lay on my bed. If you enter the room naked, you're going in for the long haul." They quivered, blushing deeply, partially assuaged by how noticeably flustered some of the humans were getting as well.
"There's storage bags and markers." The kobold continued, gesturing to where they were stacked, on a table to one side of the room. "Those are for your clothes and other belongings you have on you. Don't worry about how they'll fit after your change... they will. If you'd rather not strip down in front of everyone, the bathroom is the next door after my bedroom door. Leaving the storage bags in there is fine; just make sure to label it."
Their confidence was growing as they laid out their instructions... easily bolstered by how a few had already gone to grab a bag. "If you're still unsure, or change your mind... no judgement." Janus continued, gesturing in the direction the urd had flown off before any of the humans arrived. "My friend Ame is in the den with a bunch of refreshments. Lots of movies to choose from to watch..."
No one was heading in that direction. Some had begun to strip down.
Janus swallowed, blushing and fidgeting at the aching tent in their shorts, mirrored by the desperate void of their womb, so close to being filled... The kobold huffed. "You can ask her any questions you have, as well. Thank you." They pivoted and, a bit faster than they intended, headed from the living room to their bedroom.
The kobold was working at their shorts before they even got to their door, undoing the button and wiggling the fabric down over their curvy hips as they crossed the threshold. Janus let the garment flop to the floor as they reeled their tail in out of the hallway, positioning it around their feet in a couple coils. Once in position, they pressed off the floor with their caudal appendage, lifting their naked form into the air and carefully easing themself down onto the bed, on their back.
They spread their thighs as they reached out for a condom they'd left out for this very purpose, starting to apply it.
Before they'd gotten it halfway down their needy spire, one of the humans stepped in, bare. Judging from their hairstyle, the faded scarring on their chest and the genital arrangement between their legs, Janus presumed AFAB, after top surgery. Probably on HRT based on their muscle structure.
They shook their head slightly, refocusing on getting the condom on all the way. They couldn't keep their brain from doing those little deductive label-quests. Could be a cancer survivor who naturally has wide shoulders... Why didn't they insist on having all the applicants list their pronouns! Not as though they'd attached pictures though... Pushing all those thoughts aside, Janus exhaled. "Are you ready?"
The human nodded, fidgeting in place.
Janus twisted their tail and wrapped it around the scar-chested human, lifting them off their feet. The powerful, serpentine appendage brought them over the bed and towards the leaking genital slit between the kobold's legs, parted enough to show the folds of their cloaca. Normally, the draconid would have been distressed; having a naked person around when they were naked... but as much as this was arousing... this wasn't sex. Or at least, the human wasn't a sexual partner.
They would be sating a deep, aching hunger, and would be repaid in the form of losing some height and their humanity being washed away, in favor of something.... Fantastical. Janus pulled with their tail, bringing the smiling human to their entrance.
The last few inches were bridged by the soon to be former homo sapien, pressing their face directly into the purple folds of the draconid's slit. The human murmured muffledly, clearly trying to push deeper already.
Janus shuddered at the feeling of a person spreading their cloaca, eyes unfocusing a bit. Unconsciously their tail granted the flat-chested applicant their request, flexing and eagerly pulling inward. They properly engulfed the human's head, some part of their mind mentally noting that after the size of their rainbow clutch, shoulders wouldn't be a problem at all. The kobold clenched and flexed their vent, starting to actively pull as that obstruction was quite easily overcome indeed.
A bump of the bedroom door against the wall beside it alerted Janus to the entry of another supplicant. When the kobold looked, there were two more humans, the pair who had taken the same portal together. Bare their combined set of tattoos was on full display.
The more female-presenting of the pair was staring openly as the human between the kobold's thighs sank in to the hips. "What's happening to them?"
After a few moments, Janus realized that their eyes were focused on the flat, exposed belly above the latex-wrapped kobold shaft and the increasingly hidden human body sinking beneath it. Just as with their tail and their clutch, the torso was not making a single dent in their midsection. "I carried six eggs as big as me in there no problem." Janus growled, their confidence growing in concert with their lust. Another flex and the human sinking into their cloaca was reduced to legs from the knee down.
Deep inside their cloaca, Janus could feel the writhing supplicant entering that deep spot that craved to be filled. They clenched and pulled more powerfully, unfurling their tail to start slithering towards the couple beside the bed. Licking their lips, the quivering kobold continued, lust dripping from every word. "I wonder how big I'll be with all you new kobolds tucked away~"
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Janus rode out another climax. They had lost count in their ravenous consumption, but the size of their reservoir told the tale. The latex bag was filled with fertile kobold seed, sloshing on the bed and slightly up onto their chest. As their body tensed with their orgasm, the last of a pair of dark-skinned feet sank out of sight.
The kobold panted heavily, laying there on the bed as afterglow took them for a drifting ride. Their cloaca closed up, its job done for the time being. Janus perked after a few moments. They didn't hear any footsteps in the living room, any small talk or the sound of bodies stripping... "Hello...?"
After there was no response beyond the continued delicious fidgets and squirms deep within their belly, Janus pulled the condom off their shaft and tied the tip off. Adjusting their tail, they pressed up off the bed and onto their feet, one hand automatically moving to their lightly domed belly to stabilize it. The muscle memory from their pregnancy was still there, it seemed.
They set their tail neutrally buoyant behind them and walked out into the living room. No humans to be seen, a pile of storage bags piled high on the couch. Janus walked on towards the den, thinking the rest must have ended up there with Ame.
However, entering the den, the long-tailed kobold found their urd friend sitting alone, munching popcorn with their eyes on the television. "Where is everybody?" Janus asked, a little disoriented.
Ame used the remote to pause the cooking competition she was watching. She looked over at Janus, smirked, and then pointed directly at their belly. "Your greedy womb got them all~ No one got cold feet enough to come in here."
Janus blushed, bringing both hands to their compact dome of a tummy, caressing over it affectionately. Nearly two dozen people stored away... Their arousal started to noticeably resurge, much to their own embarrassment.
The urd twisted and crossed her arms on the top of the chair she'd been sitting on to face Janus. "So... how long do they all have to stay in there?" She chuckled. "Since... you know... you turned me in a few minutes with that tail of yours."
Swallowing nervously, they focused on their belly, and the womb within, staring intently at their navel. The fitful squirms and fidgeting wiggles had finally settled down. "I don't know... it feels like they're all dozing off... might take longer to do them all at once." Janus looked to Ame. "Do you think I should do them in clutches?"
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Over the next week, two major things told the two kobolds what was going on within Janus' womb. Half a dozen of the storage bags had altered, their contents changing to be proportioned for kobolds. The rest of the bags remained unchanged, however.
At the end of the week, Janus looked just as gravid as they had before laying their first clutch. They spent a lot of their time over the last couple days set up in the makeshift nest. Once again Ame came through in helping them convert their bed into a good spot for laying. When they finally went into labor, they just had to spread their thighs and start to work on pushing.
Ame mopped Janus' brow as the sixth egg settled into the nest. She noted that the other kobold's belly looked nearly the size it had been after they'd taken all the humans in and their tail... was it longer? The urd turned her attention to the clutch. "It'll take four cycles like this to do that many people... good to know..."
Janus panted heavily, a soft blush rising on their cheeks. "That is if they don't need to incubate further..."
As if to respond to this thought, a horn punctured the shell of one of the eggs. It retreated, and then struck again. The egg split fully open, revealing a golden yellow kobold, fully grown. As Janus looked over the adult hatchling, their mind easily put an identity to them. The first human they'd taken in... but, for some reason, now they knew things about them that hadn't been in the application... like that they used xe/xer pronouns, mostly, but they/them was acceptable.
Xe stretched out, curling xer tail, then gasped, looking down at the eggshell around xer. "Woah.... It... It worked." Xe squeaked excitedly. The newly hatched kobold eagerly pushed forward to hug Janus.
The overwhelmed brood mother blushed deep purple and gave xer a squeeze in return. "Yeah... you get your stuff out of your bag... I'll be out to help explain things once the others have hatched." As Janus spoke, one of the other eggs started to shake and crack.
The new kobold nodded xer head and excitedly clambered past Ame to get out of the bedroom.
"So... feel any other eggs ready to lay or was it just this clutch?" The urd asked idly, prodding at Janus' tummy.
They shook their head in the negative. "No one else wants to come out yet."
Ame perked, blushing a bit. She leaned a bit closer, raising one of her brow-ridges, mock-accusingly. "Wants to?"
Janus squirmed in place. Even the tease struck hard... They weren't sure whether they'd have said the same thing even if eggs were ready to lay still inside them. Watching the others hatch, they felt a little guilty about how much pleasure they were getting out of this process... then again, none of them seemed phased at all about that aspect of the kobold brood mother's demeanor...
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A few days later, Janus sat at their computer, typing. They had gotten some 'customer reviews' from the first clutch. Reading their testimonies, it seemed as though each was able to slot back into their previous life, just far shorter and much more draconic. It seemed Guese's grasp on reality extended far further than just their clothes as they sat in storage.
At the moment, the pregnant kobold was posting the reviews up to their website. Their tail rested on the bed while they were on their chair, six feet longer and climbing as the excess mass from shrinking humans had to go somewhere. They bit their lip lightly as their free hand caressed over the growing dome of their next clutch, the hand on their mouse navigating into the backend of the site. Well... since they knew that the process went this smoothly... Janus opened the form back up for new applications.