The Connoisseur
Story by danath on SoFurry
Imported from SF2 with no description.
The Connoisseur
for O----------
You could almost say that I’m a connoisseur of dads
Almost
You could almost say that
It hasn’t been proven yet
People have been saying it for years
But how else am I supposed to prove I love dads?
There’s only one way to find out
Like the lion DILF mowing his lawn
Proud mane
Eyes half-closed to the warm Saturday morning sun
Grass-stained white sneakers
The small pair of shorts he got in college
Shirtless
I love that tummy
Tufted tail wagging behind
That dad can get it
Oh yeah, he loves trimming the grass
I would let him teach me how to start a lawnmower
You could almost say that I’m a connoisseur of dads
There’s so many I can’t keep track of them
At the bowling alley
A fox with a beer gut lines up a shot
A delicate tip-toe dance
Muscular arms swing
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… CRASH!
It’s a strike and as he lifts his arms to celebrate
He bares a round and fuzzy belly
You could almost say that I’m a connoisseur of dads
Absolutely
A very handsome dad, oh my gosh
You know what? I’ll say it
A very handsome dad
The dragon with the dark green scales
The piercing bright yellow eyes
Giving me advice on what kind of beer to try
While I try not to stare at the sculpt of his chest
He tells me how to hotwire a car
While I ogle his gut and buy another round
Wordlessly handing a bill to the bartender
He teaches me how to be a gay dragon
Which is a problem since I’m a wild dog
But I’d still like to know how to be a gay dragon
What would I do without all the awesome dads in my life?
You could almost say I’m a connoisseur of dads
Just because I’m feeling dad-pilled
Here’s a story about a dad
The most palindromic of polar bears
Confident strut
Confident gut
Dark sunglasses
More hair on his chest than the average bear
A grin that made checkout ladies melt
A laugh that perked the ears of anyone in five miles with
Mechanical experience
When he popped the garage
And spread out his tools
Changed the oil in his car - a manual
The curtains pulled back on the windows of every house
He was proficient in jacking
Up his car so his belly could fit beneath
He loves oiling his gearbox
And teaching the cute guys hanging out how to do it, too
You could almost say that I’m a connoisseur of dads
Almost
A beer in one paw
My ass in the other
Cuddle up to the fuzzy gut, give it a loving huff
You could almost say I’m a connoisseur of dads
Almost