Cam Show Cum-umdrum

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I'm sorry if you're waiting on me to upload more often, it's actually hard to focus on writing now that I can play games(onmyswitch) again with internet.

I'll work on more Tuck soon-I don't wanna leave y'all cock blocked like most of my old "Legend High" fans were when I quit writing a few years ago.


Oh summer, you've been a fun ride, but when it comes to an end you just love to bust out all your cards like you won a game of poker. No one in a fairly quiet neighborhood with dead silence besides bird chirping was prepared for the sudden heat wave outside, and so air conditioners and propped doors were everywhere on the street. Why worry about a criminal when not even they would bother trying to keep their identity a secret?

It's times like this Perry's glad he went out in nothing but his boxers on a regular day. No one to judge him for being shirtless, no one to honk their horn at him whenever he's leaning down to get a package. It was perfect. Well, kinda. He's still sweating bullets even though he's only been out here for fifteen seconds. He can already feel his butt gathering some moisture, but that was all the danger he had to worry about before getting inside.

Mail retrieved, breakfast eaten, and mouth quenched of any thirst, Perry brought himself back into his living room and promptly discarded his underwear.

He flung it to the armchair nearby, lounging onto his couch in front of a computer with a glaring light on suggesting that he was recording something, and began to laugh once a ding went off from said electronic device.

“Yeah, it's real. Been here since birth and I don't plan on having it go away." Perry reached between his thick legs, equally beefy fingers spreading apart wet folds instead of a hairy asshole like one would expect from such a lenient elephant. As per usual, the *ding* noises had a surge of activity before coming to calm as he let go of his pussy lips.

“Now, I know y'all are waiting for my special. Trust me, I wanna see what it's like getting fucked too, but I have a hook-up that can do the job but he pays too much. So I wanna give y'all that show if we hit that goal up there." He nudged a finger at the top left, which-from a camera perspective-was to the top right where a donation jar image resided. It was nearly fill, with a goal of $200 dollars at the top whereas the current amount was only $110.

“Today, I wanna show y'all this new toy I got. And yes, I managed to get it properly sized this time. Guy even gave it for free." Not really free, Perry had to limp into his car after getting pounded in the ass-which is not a place he recommended folks to go digging in with their dicks when he wasn't accustomed to being fucked there. Though, enough on that, the grand unveiling came out of Perry's couch wrapped in a black bag that he almost had too much fun tearing open. The stream waited in silence, but soon, he yanked the bag open hard enough to make what was inside plop to the ground and get him to reach down to get it.

Of course, unintentionally spreading his legs to the camera follows, but his arm blocked the real prize of such a motion.

“And here he is...The Longsword I almost had to call a sick day for." In Perry's hand was a black-colored dildo so long, it looked like it was gonna fall at the slightest movement. He gripped the base and showed off just how tall it was in comparison to his arm. “Think I'll name him Big John. Or whatever you guys think." Speaking of chat, Perry glanced down at the screen and saw that his chat had flown by where he last left off. From the “dat's so BIIG [heart_eyes]" comments to the “r u gonna try ridin dat?" ones, Perry chuckled and slapped the surface of the dildo against his palm.

“Sure, I can give it a whirl right now. Which hole?" The chat exploded with 'pussy', 'ur cunt <3', 'that pretty flower of yours, sir [heart] [heart] [heart] [cherry_blossom]', so Perry laughed them all off. “Okay okay, I'll put it in. You guys sure are greedy."

The elephant reached beneath his thigh with it so he had pushing leverage, balancing the tip with his cunny so that he didn't miss the first push in. He was experienced with toys, but not ones that were supposed to be as long as a fox's arm. It kept flopping around on its way to Perry's pussy, but once it touched his leathery skin it stopped being difficult and made it easier to slide inside. The pachyderm being a bit moist from an early-morning fingering in the shower helped it glide through his blushing lips, and soon it was pushing deep without hesitation.

Perry might be a bit of a sex freak on that note; he loved having people watch him shamelessly play with his body usually considered unnatural by close-minded partners that up and leave once he gets nude, he had more than one reason to dig his hands in his clothes to get himself off, and every morning felt like he was in heat. His pussy has grown with such neglect that its puffy state looked as if he flexed with it on the daily. So him getting wet was like waking up for work on a Monday and getting your usual coffee from the break room-always routine.

Once the dildo was halfway inside, he felt the tip of it bend against his cervix and stopped right there. “Alright f-folks, it's getting somewhere. You want the action, don't ya?" He finally glanced down to his bright-screen chatroom and saw a bundle of yeses in the mix of practical fangasming. He noticed the current viewer count had dropped a bit, but he just took that as folks needed to leave for something important or getting caught watching him toy with himself. Don't be watching him if you're married, he'll teach you how to be promiscuous faster than you can deny Perry some action and try to remain loyal to your wife. Or hubby, he doesn't judge.

Just when he was about to ask if the folks still watching really wanted him to gush from punching his flower with his new toy, he saw a rather bold message in the chatbox. One squint later and he realized it was a private message. Twixer lets people do that, so it's easier to put in good words personally or make suggestions that don't get buried in active chats like Perry's stream was getting. But what he saw nearly made his wrist twist uncomfortably in surprise.

“Big_Sugar: I'll pay over your donation goal if you let me breed you. 300, take it or leave it."

Someone offering to...fuck him so intently, and pay him for it instead of getting him the money to pay to get fucked legitimately on camera? It was a dream...come true...A little too good. His skepticism was still on camera, so while his chat blared away wondering why he was staring at the screen all weird, the private messenger went on.

“Big_Sugar. I won't ask again. It's simple. You say yes, gimme your address, I pay you in cold, hard cash, and you get to taking a dick for all your grubby little fans. You say no, I leave and don't come back."

Shit...As much as it would make sense to ignore such an airy threat from a random stranger talking with him over the internet, finally getting out of his funk of only being able to experience sex with toys had him intrigued. Mind you, he was no virgin officially thanks to his exploration with silicone and plastic helpers, but he was technically virgin to real dicks. As stated, all of his past partners walk out on him when he gets in proper clothing-of nothing-and leave him to fend for his own arousal.

To think being drunk didn't even get people to change their minds.

He didn't wanna keep chat waiting, so he went ahead and typed out a response since it was still private: 'Sure...Just don't have any diseases I gotta worry about'.

“Sorry about that folks, fella wanted to go through a discussion an-" Perry was cut off by his stream's big donation notification sound, which he set to be a loud rendition of a marching band's drum solo to kick off the end of a show, and looked in disbelief as his donation jar read $460 out of $200. The chat blew up with 'Whoa's and 'holy shit who broke the scale?' and before too long, a new subscriber came up on screen and it was indeed 'Big_Sugar'. Since subscribing was a donation-only thing rather than following for free, they were able to give a little shout for everyone to see. And it happened to be:

“Keep playing with yourself. Just don't burn yourself out. I'll be there soon to treat you and your fans to a better show."

Everyone started praising them, and Perry shuddered. This guy really must like him to want to pay that much...He was left to idly pump his toy through his pussy only to be reminded he didn't give them an address to come over for. So he quickly messaged them '1080 Peeza Street' in time for them to go asking where they were headed.

And thus, Perry was left alone.

The elephant noticed that the chat was asking what was happening, so he filled them in while he got faster with his dildo. “S-sorry about that, guys...Didn't mean to keep you in the dark. You see, our friend 'Big_Sugar'...understands that I love putting on a show for you all...So he's coming over ...to 'give me a breeding' as they said…" Variations of a [:o] face ensued in the chat. “So...when he gets here...tell your friends that there's gonna be more than just thick pussy for you to see."

Perry watched the viewer count scale up to speed with his expectations, so he finally leaned back to get busy with teasing himself. The guy wanted him wet and ready to get bred, rather than riled up and unbearable to be around, so while it was a pain to not gush on camera for the folks waiting on their arrival Perry understood why the stranger would want him to merely be lubed up. And there was lube aplenty, for his juices were practically pouring down his asscrack and soaking in the couch cushion he laid on. Chat liked what they saw, but they wanted it deeper, so Perry used his free hand to grip on his moob and drive himself to find that little hole in the deep end and push through with a shout.

“F-fuck you guys are freaky…" Not as freaky as him, but close. The dildo slipped deeper into his pussy once it got in his womb, mostly getting himself prepared for any cock long enough to reach it as opposed to trying to get himself to cum. Even still, there were still a few inches of it left as his hand proved, and the inches that made it into his core were able to poke against his midriff from the inside to show just how far it goes. “Told you...i-it was big…"

He let it sit in there while taking a better look at chat. His viewer count had doubled since he went back to fucking himself, the chatbox filled with compliments and curious questions that were all the same. He did see one stand out:

“xXxowo_uwu_owoXx: can we see both holes?"

“I gotcha…" Perry knew the best way to do that was by bending over, so he ignored the *squish* of the couch cushion beneath his palm as he mooned the chat and showed off his dildo-filled pussy and sweaty, juice-covered pucker. The hair surrounding it made it look like a target in all honesty, and it made having it peek out from his underwear at strangers all the more fun. Especially his neighbors, they hated when he-

A loud banging at his front door made him jump up, making his toy push in the last few inches and have it pressed against the end of his womb in a borderline painful manner. But Perry sucked it up and hobbled his way over. Having a long toy made walking awkward, but he better get used to it if he wanted to get folks to notice that he only liked getting plowed in his cunny.

The second Perry cracked the door, the stranger on the other side shoved past him and nearly threw him to the floor from the momentum but instead getting him to bump on the wall instead. “Ow!" Perry rubbed the back of his head, seeing as it nearly hit the very corner where the wall met another that lined the front window from the first mounting the location of a closet. He was expecting the guest, so he closed his door and looked to see who he wa-

A rhino.

Perry gulped a breath as they glanced around his living room like a health inspector he couldn't just ride for a passing report, locking their eyes on his computer and grabbing it. For a minute, Perry thought he let in a burglar to take his stuff instead of a fuckbuddy, but they didn't shove past him to leave in a hurry-they went toward the stairs and stared back at him once they saw he wasn't following.

“C'mon. Not enough room on your flimsy couch." The rhino stomped upstairs, leaving the elephant to fumble with his response before tailing after them in a waddling rush. They had an afterscent wherever they went, and Perry was pleased-or creeped out-to find that they smelled like raw man. Fuck, it was like this guy-or 'Big_Sugar'-was a godsend with what got Perry going. He followed their odor to his bedroom, where they propped his streaming laptop on a chair and started stripping down.

Now that they weren't on the move, Perry could look them over better; they were a few heads taller, which wasn't common with pachyderms; they had body hair trailing down from their beard in a noticeable but light happy trail that Perry was sure he'd love to lick off of if given the chance; and they were straight to the point when it came to hookups. That last bit was because as soon as they got down to their pants and showed off their broad pecs and biceps to the smitten elephant, Perry was yanked into the bedroom and shoved onto the bed on all fours. For a minute, he found the position silly since no one from the chat would be able to see the action going on between their hips, but the rhino hunched over him and the glare of the screen cast a shadow over the two of them in the room shaded by curtains.

“Listen up. I got three rules when it comes to shit like this." Fuck, their voice was deep enough to make his heart skip a few beats. “Rule one, you don't get my name. You call me Sir and that's it. Rule two, if I give you my number, don't call or text me begging for more fun. I fuck you when I choose and you better respect that. And rule three ..."

The dramatic pause that left Perry wondering exactly what would need this much hesitation to get out was broken when the fleshy *plop* of the rhino's cock slapped his ass and let him feel the throbbing it possessed as it was swiftly aimed to his cunt. Though before he thought of reaching under himself to take out the toy in the way, the rhino went and and yanked it out of Perry's womb and subsequently out of his snatch before those folds felt the brush of warm rhino cock against it.

“If you get kids from me fucking you, don't nag me about it." The rhino enunciated their point by punching through Perry's pussy with their massive dick, gripping his neck from beneath their chubby trunk, and making him crane his head up while the fellow pachyderm situated themselves right at the entrance to his womb in one go. “I'll deal with them when I feel like it."

“I d-don't...know how t-" Perry wasn't parent material by one bit, always thinking for himself and caring not for the betterment of others if it meant it cost him something, but the rhino cut him off by ramming themselves deeper into his cunny and sapping his breath away some more. This was how it went from there, hard and unpredictable.

Perry couldn't help himself. The almost humiliating feeling of being treated like he had no say or control over how this would go, the thick pressure of an intruder deep within his snatch pummeling his walls into submission, and knowing that if this mere stranger let their seed loose he'd get knocked up for sure. The elephant couldn't deny that he wouldn't either-he's never been fucked by anything real to this point-and that also brought an element of surprise to the mix.

However, it got his nerves going and he ended up whimpering from an orgasm that went unnoticed by all except the chat if the *ding* noises were any sign.

The rhino pushed through the excessive clenching, merely groaning for a moment to mark that it did affect him in any way yet still giving Perry's cunt the works. His poor clit started getting hit with haymakers from those leathery balls, and before the young 'phant could stop them, he felt that huge cock drill right into his womb and ram against the end of it. He grit his teeth, the pain being overrun with the euphoria of getting a proper dicking. God, it felt so right to be like this. Perry didn't know if that toy dripping his juices near the laptop would ever feel the same when this was over, and knowing that there was an off chance that he could be good enough for the rhino to get fucked again had him gearing up for another orgasm.

But just when he started moaning from the rising pressure, he got slapped on the ass hard enough to make him hiss, and the hand holding his head up by his neck suddenly gripped tighter. The rhino spoke in his ear: “Hold it, you fuckin' freak. You're on my time, so you better fall in line."

“B-but…" Perry's rebuttal was shut down when he felt that cock pull out further than what it's been doing since they started, so he eased up his pussy walls and breathed through the death grip on his throat. Soon, the air came in better and the fucking resumed.

It's not fair! All Perry wanted was dick and this guy was making it feel like a uni test that he couldn't bribe a cheat sheet for. He knows he should be trying his best not to be too aroused, but going from toys to real meat isn't exactly a small jump if chefs have proven so! Even still, being obedient was the only way he could truly get that bliss of cock spurting that warm baby batter in his cunny, so with every fiber of his being Perry sucked up his frustrations and did his best to think of what turned him off.

Vomit was a big one who the hell finds a boner in getting puked on or puked into? Sure it's a common reaction to gross stuff ingested or smelled-or even seen on rare occasions-but there's hardly any way to get a sex appeal out of it when it's basically mouth poop. And speaking of poop…

The 'phant stopped right there, already noticing that his cunny had ceased feeling like a volcano getting ready to erupt. It let him feel like he was getting that rhino cock pushing through him for the first time all over again, and it felt fun to just rob himself of the glory of climax in the name of making things worse when no willpower could stop things. Huh, guess Perry's into orgasm denial now. Shit.

Sir seemed ready to nut once several minutes of juice-spilling pussy fucking passed, Perry left a drooling mess in their arms at this point. His lips were at the point of being chapped, but every time he wanted to lick them clean he was interrupted by a moan leaving his mouth. He gasped when one of Sir's thrusts smashed that cock head against one of his tubes and for a minute he panicked at the idea of them being able to shoot right in there and leave Perry knocked up for god knows how long. He'll accept a few, but not a whole damn hoard!

“Hold still." Oh wait, was this it? Perry went as still as he could muster, knees just about ready to give out with how much they shook as Sir started pummeling his cunt without mercy. They didn't say he had to be quiet, so he let his chat listen to his breathy gasps of ecstasy as his pussy was left raw and shiny for them to ogle at. He had to give it to the rhino, they knew how to give someone a show if they were watching.

Though Perry didn't get to marvel at how camera-savvy they were forever, as with a growl that felt like it vibrated his soul, they began to nut in his core after slapping their balls against his clit with precise aim, and left him feeling like he'd cum at any moment. But the relief of the sheer flood pouring into his womb immediately sedated him from whining about being so close yet not getting any help. Even if he was supposed to hold it. It all stayed inside of his hot box for a good few moments before Perry could feel some excess stream out and start heading for his folds. He couldn't clench down to stop it, and soon his chat got to see just how full he was from that one load as rhino spunk poured down his legs and onto the bed. They probably saw those balls clench just as Perry could feel them do so, and the 'phant knew they weren't disappointed.

Just as he was sure they were gonna leave from there on, Perry felt them let go of his neck and pull back, yet only take about half out before pushing him onto his side. Confused, he looked back onto to get his neck taken hostage again. Cut off from normal breathing, he stared at Sir looming over him like he were a doe and they were a cheetah.

“No cumming this round either. Only when I say so." 'This round'? They were going again!? Perry didn't know if he should be excited or worried that the rhino wasn't satisfied with one load before heading out the door, but his inner turmoil was silenced as he felt them literally pump their cock right back into his womb and truly fuck him.

The position made it so all that leftover cum that didn't make it in his womb drooled out to seep into his ass or dribble down his belly instead, leaving Perry to keep up in that fucked-silly sensation growing in his brain. He couldn't think with that massive cock making his brain ram against his skull, he could only feel his pussy being used ...being bred. Sir didn't even regard his vocalized pleasure with an expression of any sort, just staring Perry down like he were a back alley whore that he planned on cheating out of their pay once the fun was over.

The elephant could feel himself get ready to cum again, so he prepped up a thought to calm that down. Uh...piss! Yeah, it was gross. Sure, there were levels to it, but there should be no reason to want to drink it. He's never seen any practical way of piss, so yeah it definitely brought him back down to speed. But still, the juices running out of his cunt only to be splattered everywhere mixed together with Sir's seed wouldn't be denied as a sign of arousal. Perry was horny beyond comprehension and this rhino was the pure cause of it.

The extra *dings* from Perry's laptop went ignored from the time being, probably just a bundle of new followers that were being hauled in via recommendation and liking what they saw. He'll have to erase all those notifications so they don't clog out over the donations.

Sir chuffed air through their nostrils and they slowed down, making sure those hips smashed on Perry's crotch and leaving the elephant to shout from how harsh the sting they caused left him squirming. He wasn't into pain, but goddamn did Sir made him look like he did. His ass joined in on being as cherry red as his pussy, bringing about a new sensation of relief once some of their mixed fluids began to drip around there.

Perry huffed, and he almost wanted to ask if there was gonna be a point where he could cum, but the rhino was hellbent on keeping him under wraps it seemed; no sooner did his mouth open to spread rather than make a noise, Sir crammed a thick digit on his tongue and made him taste it. It was covered in musk-fucker must have been rubbing himself personally on the way here-but he could taste the acrid presence of unwashed urine on it and he felt himself gag against their other fingers as the fucking kept going on. Gross! So much for getting through this without having a reason to dislike the guy.

The elephant was grateful they pulled out when they assumed he was actually going to heave his breakfast on them, coughing up a storm and unintentionally making his body tense up. “Can y-you...not do that…? Piss ain't my thing…"

Sir scoffed and went back to holding onto Perry so they could finish. “We'll see about that."

Uh, no they won't. Perry made it clear that he wasn't into piss-tasting especially-so there was no way they were going to not turn him off to the idea of drinking some. In the end, the moment passed and the smell of salt in the air reignited the situation in Perry's brain enough to get his nerves going again.

Just in time for Sir to cum again.

There was no precum, no warning in the form of throbbing, just complete climaxing that really brought out the heft of those balls' productivity. Perry could feel Sir's spunk actually swell his belly up some more, that full feeling making him exhausted already. It was like eating a buffet while standing and being somewhere comfy to rest left him wanting to sleep. As Sir's orgasm came down to a close, the mess drooling past their dick and painting Perry's ass was thicker and unable to simply pour into his pucker and prevent the mess getting all over his blankets. He's going to be suspect getting this washed at the laundromat later.

But it seemed even a second round didn't have Sir done.

When Perry was about ready to wait until the front door closed in his nearly blacked-out state so he knew when to end the stream, he felt Sir yank out of his cunt and point their dick at them. He was too tired to lean up and try and lick it, so he laid there staring at it, but cleaning it off wasn't their reasoning for the gesture.

They started pissing on him.

Perry barely had time to keep his mouth closed from gasping as he felt the hot golden shower stream all over his upper body and face thanks to his trunk coiling everywhere but where he wanted it to avoid getting hit. None of it got in his mouth, and thus he couldn't say it was gross...He never knew pissing on someone was a thing. When it was over, he panted some more and smelled the rank odor of urine everywhere. Damn, he wasn't gonna get his blown under the carpet-he'd have to bribe someone to not go around saying he was a bed wett-

Sir had reached down and got a hold of Perry's clit and pressed down on it hard, and the rise to climax resumed like a coal train having pounds shoved into the engine.

“Now you can cum." No need to tell Perry twice; once he realized what was happening, all that holding back came back to bite him in his freshly beaten ass as his orgasm rushed forth and left him with white spots in his eyes. It almost hurt pushing all those juices out of his cunt and spraying everywhere his pussy was looking at, the weight of all that buildup slamming on Perry's head and leaving him immobile. His motor functions were shot, so it let the rhino get out of there easy without another word. Not even a goodbye, what an asshole.

By the time the elephant came into his high, he was pretty sure he just fucked up his computer by cumming on it, but color him surprised when he saw that Sir had nudged it out of the way before he even got any fluids on it. Smart guy...still an asshole. When the pachyderm's legs started working, he sat up and nudged the laptop into his grasp to look at the chatbox.

When Perry adjusted his eyes, he almost couldn't believe what he saw; his viewers had tripled since Sir had stormed into his home and gave him a full-scale breeding to remember, his tip jar was overstocked with funds to a point where he thought he was saying double looking at the quadruple digits marking his current amount versus his end goal, and the actual chat was nothing but comments about 'man that was so hot', 'just came in my pants', and even one that read 'can we do a collab? :3'.

“Hey guys...hope you enjoyed the show...I think I'll be off-air for a bit..think he really rocked my pelvis a-around…" Yeah, Perry was gonna be off his feet for a while. Maybe some fingering here and there but definitely not doing many cam shows. With his chat filling up with goodbyes, he gave them all a smile and flicked the stream to offline. Just when he was about to close the tab, he noticed in the mix of people leaving there were a few private messages.

And what they read had him dripping again.

“Cum_Monster: I bet I can come over there and rock your world. Sending ya a few Benjys for good measure."

“PussyIsPussy: You know how to take dick. Mine's bigger than that chump. Don't believe me? Here's 400. Buy yourself some lube for me-you'll need it."

“InYourAss_OutYourMouth: I bet I can breed you in all your holes and have you popping out kids on the daily. Don't worry about paying me, I'll do it for free so long as I keep what comes out."

...This was gonna be a long end-of-summer.