A Rather Deep Ode to SoFurry
Now, I'm no Keats nor Coleridge yet I'm sure you'll all agree, my words are loved by those of us who go to SoFurry. These people like the fact that we can be what just what we are and be with those who share our love of furry fandom...
Henry's Ninth Wife - humor in a small poem
_Henry's Ninth Wife_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ Henry was a miserable old thing Married eight times, he liked to sing, 'Heigh and Ho and Hie, They must all serve me their pie. If they don't, Stoat or Goat, Their heads all get cut off by and by.' ...
Kuhlman and the Barista
Author's Note: Thanks to all my friends, watchers, and viewers. You guys are awesome! This story will be in Kuhlman's POV. Kuhlman and the Barista Wow, that trip to Sly Beach was fun, but it also made me think. Seeing Max and Lucius and...
Halo: FUBAR Chapter 07 - Objects in mirror
WARNING The stunts in this episode were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to read about. _"Hi, I'm Sergeant Sawyer, and you're reading Halo:...
Unintended Intruder - 10 - EPILOG
"Mr ... McCain?" "Yes Ma'am?" Terry jumped up from his seat as the nurse called his name. "There's been some confusion with the paperwork," the charge nurse told him as she looked at a pair of clipboards. "We have you named as the father of the...
Craving
There once was a young lioness named Lily who wanted to try something new, for she had not a care in the world, and nothing else to do. She ventured out one night into the cold embrace of plight, for something was awry. The Eyes that spy, spied that...
Smoke - By Nathan Iverson
**SMOKE** By Nathan Glen Iverson The smoke rose from my lips, dancing in the pale yellow light that emitted over my desk, until it finally dispersed into the farther reaches of my bare apartment, save for the lone couch that I spent many forlorn...
A Trainer's Tale - Chapter 3: Road to Rustboro
A Trainer's Tale Chapter 3: Road to Rustboro Inside the Petalburg Pokecenter, two pokemon, a buizel and a zangoose stand over a sleeping human. "But i'm HUNGRY" the buizel complained "I don't care. You can...
A Trainer's Tale - Chapter 2: First Battle & A New Friend
A Trainer's Tale Chapter 2: First Battle and A New Friend In the forest of Route 102, A boy and a zangoose doze inside a sleeping bag. Soon the zangoose begins to awake. Elizabeth opens her eyes to...
A Little Something
**A Little Something** something This joke is presented by the Five Dragons Corporation. The Guardian-dragons reserve their right to ignore accusation and enjoy themselves. The Five Dragons Saga, Daracoss, and all its characters and locations...
The Crass Menagerie
"So this is it?" The man was staring up at a blinking neon sign. "Yep. Don't get fooled by the exterior. It's got built in filters. You'll see what I mean once you're inside." "_Can_ I go inside?" "Anyone can. Like that song from The Eagles though,...
POEM: Walking In Front Of Me!
**I will try to keep this terse. This poem has 2 lines of mildly suggestive verse. It also has one weak swear word . In other areas, things may have gotten blurred I admit my style is probably rather unfashionable and simple, but it is what rolls...