Look, I do weird things in my job, okay? Not the whole dumb "I taste marmite for a living", or "I clean out septic tanks". Not to say these jobs aren't unusual, but if you're asking for "weird", no other job can hold a candle to what I do.
Okay, deep...
Adhesive, Anal penetration, Anal plug, Bitchsuit, Character - Beyer (TwistedSnakes), Character - Caerus (Caerus), Character - Dan (FastBlader), Character - Frysco (Frysco), Character - Grey (Greycait), Character - Jaye (Volt25), Character - Kreldis (Xello2203), Character - Raiko (Raikano), Character - Sephos (TwistedSnakes), Character - Storm (Hurricandrake), Character - Toby (TwistedSnakes), Character - Zooks (Zooks), Character - Zridon (Thunderbirdlead), Chastity, Cock gag, Dildo, Encasement, Fellatio, Gay, Inanimate transformation, Latex, Male, Male/Male, Moulding, Point of view - third person, Setting - Silver Serpent, Solo, Statuefication, Transformation, Vacuum bed, fleshlight, gas mask, latex suit, objectification, rope