"Fuckity, fuck shit... fuck ass, dick, cunt, whores!" I exclaimed as I tipsily fumbled with my bowtie in the back of mom's van. Evidently Dad fortified his booze with liquid Asperger's... or maybe I was just really frustrated and not totally sobered...
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