"king jaspian, sir!" came a soldier, bursting in through the triple-wide doors of the avian's quarters and stopping only to perform the briefest of salutes. "we have encountered a large enemy force while out on patrol!"
BRONSON, Bird, Farting, Fat, King Jaspian, Liger, M/solo, Obese, Sasukewuff, Slob, Weight Gain, immobile, moobs, stench