Jack Crane III: King of Clubs
9/28/92 Cousin Louie was a Mets fan, through and through. I couldn't hold that against him: he grew up in Queens (though his family's from fuckin' Yonkers, so I don't even know.) I can't hold a man's sports team choices against him, even if they're...
Queen of Hearts: Jack Crane II
Sometimes, I like to think about cars. Driving. It's a passion of mine. There are a lot of very fine cars on the road, from the vintage muscle and hot rods of the American highway, to Asian tuners, and back around the globe to devastating Italian...
Jack of Diamonds: A Jack Crane Story
Anyone who has ever made a comparison between having a cock in your mouth and finding a gun there is at best ignorant, at worst, dead. I've had both, and there's only one of those you'll catch me doing again. Unfortunately, the fact that this...