The Seeker, Chapter 13
I had enough problems with my stupid gay harness and the jelly bean jokes. "i ain't going, period!" i hissed, and started sniveling. then she got out that stupid wand again, so i had to give in to the inevitable.
The Seeker, Chapter 9
She got out my leash and snapped it onto the collar of my gay harness, wrapped it around her wrist, and sat back down. i just lay there on my back with my tongue hanging out of my mouth.
The Seeker, Chapter 32
And even better, i was finally rid of my gay harness! with a battle roar i took flight, draxa lifting her head to keep me in sight.
The Seeker, Chapter 24
My protective harness was torn and no longer working, but of course the gay harness my mistress makes me wear had survived intact, which was my kind of luck. i ran one gargoyle through with my sword, and the other took flight. coward!
The Seeker, Chapter 18
This gay harness i'm wearing isn't even mine; she makes me wear because she, hisss, thinks it's cute. our children will have names though, and in time will be bound to a lord, lady, or demi-daemon like mistress.