The Shower Incident

You were just sitting on the bench in the shower stall, enjoying the post-workout high. Endorphins pumped through you with every heartbeat, bringing a gentle, quiet ecstasy into your aching limbs. You weren't much of a bodybuilder yet, straining to...

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Househusband

Betty strutted around the kitchen, her pumps clicking against the checkered linoleum floor. Not the most practical choice of footwear, especially in her own home, but she knew her husband loved them. The red plastic heels added two inches to her...

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Teenage Mutant Sumo Turtles

Deep beneath the streets of Manhattan, in a darkened lab, two turtles stood hunched over a table. A small, rusty metal cylinder sat between them, giving off a faint green glow through the seams. "So this is it?" Michelangelo asked in a hushed...

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The Biggest Gainer: Hollywoo Edition

Bojack Horseman sat alone in a corner booth, staring sadly at his empty beer. He didn't want to get up and get another one, but he supposed he'd have to. The waitress had disappeared a while ago, amd the earlier crowd had disappeared, leaving him alone...

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