New Beginnings
Jay nudged the carthorse to one side in order to avoid a muddly looking patch of road. "where are we going?" "today, you mean?" "yes, sir." "there's a town along this road with what i hear is a decent tailor's shop that we could try out.
Pj and Pete: Missing Stories Chapter 3
"guess yer nag of a mudd-der gave ya sumthin' after all. didn't she? heh-heh." pj's face, which had had a nice pink tint to it up until then finally turned completely red at the comparison to his mother's cleavage. "d-dad…" he whined pitifully.