Patterson: One Bigotten Son

Here lay Ferris-Chalmpers, making yet another genius commercial slowly subverting the already decrepit state of moral America. While it had been an excellent step for furry kind to give equal opportunity to all species and genders, eliminating...

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Patterson: The Wedding O

What luck, what resplendence should an otter cry about in thankfulness for when he should find a partner (or two) that not only tolerates his idiosyncrasies, but is fascinated by and pursues his intricacies. Patterson married Clark and Susan...

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Patterson: Take It All In, Let It All Out

It felt like a baptism. The svelte otter Patterson walked nude on the beach, his long penis swinging freely out of its sheath. He padded alongside the thick, tall, and smooth muscular Lugo, who himself was musky, earthy, and more than a bit ripe...

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 3 - The Resident Biohazard

The gangbangers just had to have their personal Disneyland of clandestine commerce, and Kioga was stacking wrinkly bills while worrying about getting a contact high. They seemed to carry...

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 9 - Our Diapers Longer Than Our Soul

The lift itself was located after a very long hallway, and the two could not quite gauge how far they moved through the building until they found a gold gate seemingly floating in a mass of black. The air felt colder against their legs, which were...

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 8 - The Black Widower

Around them, the color and tone of the environment sank into quiet severity, the white stone of the main area faded into austere black, with straight accents of bright chrome. They braced themselves for cheap studded harnesses and "pig-hole stretcher"...

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 7 - Mercatio Munerum Visitanda

The gift shop took its cues both from juggernaut theme parks and from Las Vegas excess by way of Caesar's Palace, but it did not have any bright colors. Even the Praetorian purple was a faded lavender, as if the group had discovered this relic from...

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 6 - Padded Cells

Ceylon caught his wrist before he crossed the threshold. "Is this serious?" The cheetah grinned. "Maybe for them....

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 5 - A Silly Museum

They pulled up to the front of the Carcer Contempla, which itself was a building both nondescript and imposing. Modern government buildings seemed to have a penchant for rectangles, and this one was no...

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 4 - Magic is Friendship

The merchant episode left a strange taste in everyone's mouths, for while the group, including Mort--whose name went from Mort the Helpful to Mort the Mortified for a bit, then changed back--had great guilt and...

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StarFox: The Bone Zone

### Chapter StarFox Zero In the central command center of the Great Fox starship, the private mercenary Fox McCloud looked at a 3D scan of the local galaxy network. "Gee, it sure is boring around here," he said, flipping through location...

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 2 - Don't.

And go right through it did, Kioga remembered as he cleaned their kitchen island, naked in their apartment. Round and round the cloth went on the finished wood surface, and only in latent sensations did he feel...

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