Wesley: Accident at the USDABDL Steakhouse

"I gotta say, you really got your life together, Wesley," said the shark Lasmo in the front passenger seat of Wes's luxury Furoti Testawoossa sedan. He patted the coyote on the thigh, which was only covered by a pair of cowboy chaps, then traced his...

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Patterson: One Bigotten Son

Here lay Ferris-Chalmpers, making yet another genius commercial slowly subverting the already decrepit state of moral America. While it had been an excellent step for furry kind to give equal opportunity to all species and genders, eliminating...

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Patterson: The Wedding O

What luck, what resplendence should an otter cry about in thankfulness for when he should find a partner (or two) that not only tolerates his idiosyncrasies, but is fascinated by and pursues his intricacies. Patterson married Clark and Susan...

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Kioga: A Well-Needed Change

Joseph Pistoli, the older golden Italian eagle and Lugo Perry-Davis, the muscular gray wolf, extricated themselves from their fecal mess on the plastic-covered futon. Lugo's clothing was a complete disaster: Joe had used his beak to rip open his shirt...

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Patterson: A Heart as Warm as His Padding

Patterson lay, quite literally, in the lap of luxury. Reclining on an Emperor-sized bed, its waterproof and odorproof mattress provided by American Apogee, premier diaper manufacturers that had finally put the United States back on top as an industrial...

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Pendrael: Rumors

Kioga had groused once about this topic, then had never mentioned it again: getting old. "But you're only 27," said the otter. "Your legs might be skinny, but the only thing wrinkly on you is that diaper." The two employees of...

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Patterson: Armistice

Finally, it was time for a night of gaming. Patterson had gotten a new job, had made progress in getting his step-children to like him, had fucked his husband and his wife, had come to peace over his obsession with Kioga, had the horrifying puberty...

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Patterson: Take It All In, Let It All Out

It felt like a baptism. The svelte otter Patterson walked nude on the beach, his long penis swinging freely out of its sheath. He padded alongside the thick, tall, and smooth muscular Lugo, who himself was musky, earthy, and more than a bit ripe...

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StarFox: The Bone Zone

### Chapter StarFox Zero In the central command center of the Great Fox starship, the private mercenary Fox McCloud looked at a 3D scan of the local galaxy network. "Gee, it sure is boring around here," he said, flipping through location...

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 11 - Denouwouemont

For all the public spectacles and noise the gangbangers caused, and how rumors abounded of that creepy married couple who actively spied through open blinds for sexual thrill, Padridge Apartments was secretly a great place to live. This kept rent low,...

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Kioga: Diaplomacy 10 - Do.

They made their purchases and not only got a discount for wearing the proper outfits, but Peggy knocked another few percent off for Kioga performing as a Deputy Praetorian. "Now hold on," he said, "I'm not making any more commitments. I would...

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Patterson and Crew: Gaming Night

Purity was the big thing going through Patterson's mind as he woke up between his husband and wife. He just wanted a hushed, relaxed life: from there, he could operate himself into an excited, intense romance. Dealing with too many warning lights and...

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