Zombies are Wankers: the RV
LAST TIME ON ZOMBIES ARE WANKERS: Goodbye, safe-ish survivor colony. Everybody woke up very late in the morning, having no alarm clock to wake them up, nor any obligations for them to get up to fulfill, other than surviving. Albus and Morry were...
Oh, College: Side Stories: Horsecock Joe
This is fucking hilarious if you have Morgan Freeman's voice as the narrator. Trust me. This story is about Joriel Samaeus, aka Horsecock Joe. The story starts about a year before Albus enters college. Joe is single and broke, but lives with a female...
Just Once: Side Stories: Albus's Dream
An interesting thing to note is that the passage of time in a dream is different from the passage of time in real life. It can be faster, or it can be slower. Another thing to note is that Albus Kane's dreams are, by default, complex in narrative and...
Just Once: Side Stories: the Feminist
Just as a heads-up, this is from the perspective of Albus Kane. This takes place in between two episodes I will publish in the near future There's one person that I felt like I really had to talk about right now: someone who goes by the name of Taera...
Just Once: "writer" is not responding, please wait
Throughout the whole week, I've felt like I've been going insane. Starting yesterday, during part of the day, I feel uncomfortable and get all twitchy when I don't imagine being a woman, but after a while, it goes away, and COMES RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!!!...
Oh, College: "writer" is not responding, please wait
Throughout the whole week, I've felt like I've been going insane. Starting yesterday, during part of the day, I feel uncomfortable and get all twitchy when I don't imagine being a woman, but after a while, it goes away, and COMES RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!!!...
Backstories: Albus Kane (ZaW)
NARRATE THIS WITH MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE, EITHER IN YOUR HEAD OR OUT LOUD IF NEED BE It all started when Albus was 10. He got his first erection from looking at his teacher for math and now sex-ed, a female Bunny with cream-colored fur named Ms....
Zombies are Wankers: Never Mind Settling Down
LAST TIME ON ZOMBIES ARE WANKERS: "YEAH! We fought off ALL the zombies and now we're completely safe for a while!" -Albus Kane, being wrong After the first round of zombies was killed and turned into fertilizer, the alarm rang again. Whereas last time...
Just Once: the Morning After
Albus, Jem, Farrah and Damien were sound asleep, having fucked each other to sleep (because you can actually do that or something) when, at noon, they were awakened by the smell of delicious, calorie-tastic mini-pancakes and even more delicious, even...
Oh, College: The Morning After
LAST TIME ON OH, COLLEGE: Albus lost his virginity, and quite a few of you had why boners, didn't you? When morning came, Albus and Dev were snuggled up together, albeit on top of Dev's bed's cumstained blanket. The sunlight shined through the window,...
Tales of Zootopia: Taera and Winston
The two people this story focuses on, Taera Withers and Winston Matthews, respectively a black-and-white Goat and a grey Husky, knew each other since they were five. At about age eight, they fell in love, but didn't know what was happening. At ten,...
Zombies are Wankers: Long Time No Read
LAST TIME ON ZOMBIES ARE WANKERS: There was dinner, and sexytime that I'm skipping because if you want explicit, weird sex, there's always Just Once or Oh, College, and I simply don't feel like it Having become exhausted after kinky sex we're not...