Done to Taste
Daniel's bad day began with a nude tigress. He didn't have any problems with nude bodies in general, and certainly not with this nude body in specific. The problem was that she was in the middle of his chocolate shop. In a self-conscious way, she made...
Redder Than Gold
He put his feet on the dance floor and the trumpets flared against the beat. Roland had stumbled through his second day in Buenos Aires with half-remembered high school Spanish and the clothes that he'd taken in his carry-on bag. The percussion...
The Hyena in the Honeymoon
Janice reached out one paw and switched off the radio. The inside of the car was starting to smell like radiator fluid. "Are you all right, honey?" Dick grasped his forehead where a bump was slowly rising against his fingers. "I'm fine--Jesus, that...
Her Best Act (Commission)
The crowd looked at her and laughed at her and they were all upside-down. "And if my puns didn't please you, remember a groat is always better than a groan!" Tam said. She stage-winked and nodded toward the wide open pouch beneath her. There were a...
Fight the Beast
A blade flowed down with a flourish along the way, aimed directly at him. Milon stumbled back. Cheers clapped his ears, sand twisted his feet, and sun shot through his eyes. The next stroke was hidden in the glare of the sun. Up, across, stinging,...
Lophiformes Elapidae Cordyceps
T-0:30 to Patient Zero; six eggs remain. Alice pushed open one of the few remaining cartons of eggs. The last one had two that were chipped, but these seemed all in order, except for one of the eggs which was smaller than the others by a centimeter or...
Lost Tales of the Planet Rushes: The Mind-Melting Parasitic Dildo-Snakes of Planet Xenobia, Part Two
### 5 - An Old Friend The purple foliage parted and out stepped Mina, in a silver spacesuit that hugged her lean muscle and a round helmet just like Evie's. She looked worried--at least, until she saw Evie. Then Mina's wide-eyed look fell away,...
Lost Tales of the Planet Rushes: The Mind-Melting Parasitic Dildo-Snakes of Planet Xenobia, Part One
## Lost Tales of the Planet Rushes: The Mind-Melting Parasitic Dildo-Snakes of Planet Xenobia: Part One ### 1 - Welcome to Xenobia "Five minutes till we hit the atmosphere," squawked the radio on Evie's hip. "Buckle up. This one's thick, over." The...
Becoming One of the Girls
"Hey, mine aren't as fake as yours, barbie-tits." Maria pulled the collar of her leather jacket open and shoved her chest forward. It was true. Rita's tits sat higher and tighter than Maria's. Rita clicked her tongue and flexed an arm. "That's 'cause...
Kophis Goes to the Mall
One of the most useful bits of magic Kophis knew was their 'unremarkability' spell. An androgynous fox in a loincloth-dress and ancient silver jewelry wandering around a mall circa 2005 would normally be worthy of note--but one flick of their fingers,...
Kophis and the Bull of Heaven
Kophis sat on a hill that hadn't been there yesterday with their chin propped against their hand and a scowl on their snout. Down below the chalky limestone outcropping where they sat, the settlement of Tira glimmered with firelight. The breeze that...
Catscratch Fever at the Beach
Sitting on her bathroom towel with her foot propped up on top of a backpack wasn't how Thorn had wanted to spend her day at the beach. If she'd gotten her way she wouldn't even _be_ at the beach, but Sam liked swimming despite being a cat, and Cora was...