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Clueless Season 2: Homecoming out Part 11

Homecoming seemed to turn my world upside down. In the boisterous dark rainbow space of the gymnasium, I witnessed gay couples kissing, drag queen performances, rainbow colors abound, words like 'kaikai' and 'yaaas queen' being thrown around like...

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Black Rainbow Pride: Homecoming Out Part 10

"Fuckity, fuck shit... fuck ass, dick, cunt, whores!" I exclaimed as I tipsily fumbled with my bowtie in the back of mom's van. Evidently Dad fortified his booze with liquid Asperger's... or maybe I was just really frustrated and not totally sobered...

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Homecoming Out Finale (1/2)

Dancing with Daren _was everything_. It was so liberating just letting your body run wild in a crowded dark room. Daren and I shook our hips and tails like complete buffoons, we bumped our asses, and we even grinded for a while and nobody cared! I...

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Mad Lib(eral) Parents

After Daren asked me out that Monday, the rest of the week zipped right by. I could barely remember what happened during class, what my homework, or even who won Friday's football game. That's how distracted I was thinking about my upcoming date with...

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The P-Word

Have you ever made a first impression so bad with somebody, that you just made a complete fool of yourself trying to make it up to them? Well, that happened to me. And the worst part? The guy was really hot: huge muscles, big bulge, gorgeous eyes......

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Clueless Season 2: The Ultimate Breakdown (of Ultimate Destiny) (Homecoming Out Part 6)

School continued as it did. And I, while giving it more thought than ever, continued to stay in the closet as I do. Before I knew it, a full week passed of me clamping down the gross feelings in my gut while pretending to not see Toru and Daren's...

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Clueless Season 2: Homecoming Out Part 5

The biggest #pettyhighschooldrama thing happened at lunch Wednesday. It all started when I was walking over from the lunch line with Scott and Marty, trying my best to contribute to their indubitably highbrow conversation on whether tittie fucking...

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Clueless Season Two: Black vs Pink (Homecoming-out Part 7)

_Back to our regular scheduled programming_ Exhausted from my manic dancing, there I stood sweating and panting on the football field, the setting autumn sun adorning me with a shadow tens of yards long. Standing there in a dull haze, I almost laughed...

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Clueless Season Two (Homecoming-out Intermission)

Side plot, woop woop~ _T minus one week before homecoming_ As it was in the beginning, is now, and even shall be, the cafeteria was fucking loud. Sandwiched between two thrilling conversations, Ellie picked at her half-eaten lunch unenthusiastically....

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Clueless Season Two: Gateway to Gay (Homecoming-out Part 9)

Standing before Grovedale High's blocky side entrance steps, Toru stared with transfixed eyes at the booming temple of higher education (repurposed for the night for the gay agenda). Next to the entranced Akita stood an equally arresting entity: the...

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Clueless Season Two: Toru's Life Tour (Homecoming-out Part 8)

_Toru's life Tour: How I learned to stop worrying and love being gay._ _First entry: Coming out..._ _October 11th 2018 (plus or minus 5 years)._ \*unknown entity clicks play button\* The video begins with an adolescent Akita, paw still lingering on...

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Clueless Season 2: Homecoming out Part 12

There I sat on toilet, with Daren still grasping onto the base of my slowly deflating cock. We stared at death incarnate in the form of a murderous Francesca Buchannan... with the product of my projectile orgasm strung all over her face. No matter how...

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