The Quest for the Holy Dildo #11
#14 of Holy Dildo
The 7000 Steps or... Sermon on the Mount.
In which a lot of talking happens. And a lot of walking. Some pretty scenery. No one has a single orgasm though.
| "Is it really 7000 steps?" Faniel asked.
"Well, that's what they say. Feel like counting them?" Sampson answered as they stood at the base of the Throat of the World and looking up at the daunting Steps. He was clad in fur now, having spent some of their gold on new, more appropriate clothing for the climb.
Faniel laughed. "No, not really. I guess we'd best just get started."
"Do you know anything about these Greybeards?" Devilah asked Sampson as they began to climb. |
"And they're all men?" Devilah asked.
"Why? Anticipating a target-rich environment?" Sampson laughed. |
"Sounds like a monastery," Faniel offered. "We have monks in the place I come from. They may be celibate."
Sampson scoffed, "I can't imagine what they'd have to celebrate up their with just other old men around!"
"'CELIBATE'", Faniel enunciated. "It means they don't have sex."
"Oh! I did that for a while. It's not all it's cracked up to be," Sampson said.
"Don't I know it!" Devilah agreed. |
"Not much of a vow if they're ready to 'donate' to any hot tail that comes their way," pointed out the Succubus.
"Vows are pretty fragile things, Devilah. But they are important to those who make them, even if they are pointless. They're a test of willpower. Control over one's own nature. I respect those who make them, even if I also see them as mostly silly." |
"They say it gets very cold up farther, Faniel. I know how efficient Devilah's fur is, but other than your wings, your body is pretty much human. Are you sure you don't need something to wear?" Sampson asked Faniel seriously.
"Thank you for your concern, Sampson, but I assure you, cold doesn't affect me in the slightest."
"We could stop before we get to the Greybeards too if you can get a good feel for the dildo's location. We don't have to go all the way you know."
"Yeah. And I very well might be able to. But these Greybeards sound very interesting. I'd kind of like to meet them. I think... I think I'm supposed to for some reason." |
"Faniel. Can you tell me more about these monks in the world you come from?" Devilah asked, breaking her silence.
"Certainly! They're people who are very devoted to their Faith, Devilah. Sometimes they get the particulars wrong, but they want to devote their lives to it. They feel that anything that gets in the way of that is a distraction. So they give up those things that they feel are worldly to live life in a way that they feel is more... attuned to their beliefs. The monasteries are places that like-minded devotees gather and work out their own way of life." |
"Some are. Others just seek a higher state of conciousness. Or even just the company of other like-minded people. Not all remain so throughout their lives either, but it's rare for any to regret the choice, even if later they leave the cloister."
"Cloister?" Devilah asked.
"Sorry Devilah. We have a lot of odd words for such things. Just... if they leave the community later, they usually still retain some dedication to the beliefs that led them to it. Some go on to become friars - people that try to spread their beliefs to others. Depending on their beliefs, they can be very powerful forces for good in my world."
"Do they always go against nature?" Devilah asked, finding the topic oddly fascinating. |
"But they hate sex?" Devilah asked, confused.
Faniel laughed heartily.
"They don't hate sex, Dev. Well, most don't. Sampson didn't hate sex when he was trying to be celibate. It's just their way of mastering their own bodies. Though, admittedly, that may not be true of all. Some probablty do. Even among monks, there are wide ranges of beliefs. But most do it as a way of learning control. There are some who practice silence too. Since these seem to base their faith around this 'Shout' magic, I'd not be surprised if they have some similar tendency related to vocalization." |
"Maybe they're all on vacation?" Sampson offered nervously, trying his best not to look at Faniel in her current position and failing miserably.
"It's as I thought," Faniel said, reading the tenth stone aloud that ended the 7000 steps. "'The Voice is worship. Follow the Inner path. Speak only in True Need.' I don't think there will be much conversation ahead."
"Um... Faniel..." Devilah said, once she noticed where Sampson's attention was focused.
"Oh. Sorry," Faniel apologized, standing up. "I keep forgetting about... men." |
Faniel shrugged. "Maybe. Maybe not. The two aren't mutually exclusive. But remember, Devilah, they're old men at any rate. They're not likely to be much interested regardless of any vows."
Devilah looked up at the tower and walls in front of them. "If they've made such a vow, Faniel, I'll honor that and keep my hands off. But if not..."
Faniel chuckled, "Step aside Rogaine and Cialis, Devilah has come to town!"
"Dieties from your world?" Sampson asked.