The Quest for the Holy Dildo #16
#19 of Holy Dildo
The Dragon Returns
In which Paarthurnax sniffs, Devilah gets more than she bargained for, and Faniel bids farewell to her one true love. (A lot occurred on that flight.)
| Some minutes later, the dragon and the Angel returned and Faniel climbed down.
"Thank you Parthy!"
"It was an honor, Fanny. But now you should go. I find myself becoming annoyed at your friends."
"Oh? What did they do?" |
"Hey, wait!" Sampson interrupted. "I'm as guilty as she is!"
Paarthurnax didn't even turn towards the hero as he backed the frightened Devilah against a stone. "That is obvious, MAN. You smell more of her than she does!" |
"If I had a mate, I wouldn't care, furred one. But I haven't mated in centuries. I am... overdue! I suspect even your inflated sexuality could not assuage my passion. Would you like to find out?" |
"Well, goodbye again Parthy. I hope you find your Dragonborn someday," Faniel said, waving goodbye to the ancient dragon.
"Goodbye Fanny. I hope you find your dildo."
"With your help, I will. I know where to find it now! |
"Yes?"
"Will I ever see you again."
Faniel turned around to face the dragon. "Not in this universe. Sorry Parthy. I won't be back this way again."
The dragon's inscrutable face showed no visible emotion, but he looked at her for a long time. |
"Devilah? No need to be sorry Parthy. I think what you did will turn out to have been good for her actually. In fact, I know it will."
"I will miss you, Faniel." the dragon said quietly.
"I understand. I'll miss you too. But this isn't time or place for us. There will be others though. Times and places in which we are more... compatible. You know this. Your eyes see into the multiverse. Until then, goodbye Good dragon." |