The Quest for the Holy Dildo #28
#32 of Holy Dildo
In which the Quest is completed, Devilah learns TMI, and a discussion does NOT ensue concerning the pros and cons of realism in sex toy design and implementation.
And lots of gratuitous butt shots.
| "How on earth did they..." started Devilah.
"How did he?" finished Faniel.
"I'd better figure out some way to keep this frozen. You know, this is more than I could get out of any man in a year, with maximum use!"
Devilah then remembered the note in her hand and continued reading. |
The stared at the container again.
"This is getting me horny," Devilah admitted.
"Hey, we're guests of the Jarl and his new Queen," Faniel said. "Let's get a servant to take this out and keep it cold." |
"Down the hatch!" Devilah laughed as she downed the contents.
"So? How is it?"
Devilah tasted the liquid like a fine wine connoseur. "Cool, but not stale at all. More like Argonian spunk in that respect, but still definitely from the prostate and balls of a man. And the unique taste of Bolli comes through loud and clear as well. I can get used to this! Here, you want to try some?"
Faniel responded, backing away with a queasy look on her face, "No thank you Devilah!" |
"Now, what is this all about? What is it you're looking for? We're not in the habit of stealing you know. It's unlikely whatever it is that you're looking for is here."
"It's here your Grace. I could walk directly to it if you like. In fact, it's in your bedroom." Faniel said quietly. |
"A dildo," Devilah said flatly. "Pretty large, black. About this big. A button on the bottom that makes it vibrate if the batteries haven't run out."
"BLACK BEAUTY!" Muz-Ra said, eyes widening. |
"Well of course I know it. A girl doesn't forget a thing like that. Not once it's been inside her."
"Hey! That was my dildo!" Devilah protested.
"Well I sure as hell didn't know whose it was! It's not like I don't WASH it you know." |
"Considering some of the holes it's been in..."
"NO! Don't tell me. You used there?"
"Well, yeah. And..."
"What, there's more?"
"Well, let's see... I had to loan it to my friend Ubergard..." |
"And then there was that time I used it on the Jarl..."
"Not up his..."
"You should have seen his reaction when I stuck it in! It's a great prostate massager..."
Devilah let out a little choked scream.
"Yeah," Muz-Ra said cheerfully. "Pretty much like that!" |
"Long story," said Faniel. "And don't look so sad Devilah. She said she keeps it clean."
"But it was my little Sparky. We... shared many happy hours together."
"Sorry kitten," Muz-Ra said, looking contrite. |
"By the way, the batteries died a long time ago. At least, it stopped vibrating. But it still does... something."
"That's the Essence. That's what I'm doing here. I need to return it to where it belongs." |
In fact, she was gone for quite a while before she returned.
"Here it is, good as new," she said while handing over the dildo to Devilah. "Well, maybe not good as new but clean anyway."
Devilah took the dildo and sat it upright on a table. |
"Yes. That's it," Devilah said. "Faniel?"
The angel hadn't taken her eyes off the dildo since Muz-Ra had brought it into the room. "Yes," she said, "The Essence is there."
"Doesn't look much like a penis," Sampson noted, causing all three females to look at him with menacing looks.