Out of their League

Story by Angrynightmob on SoFurry

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A commission for Basque` on FA at https://www.furaffinity.net/user/basque%60

Our poor planet was picked to be the arena for a battle of macro gods! Oh no! Whatever will we do? And I am here as well, and completely unimpressed! Let's see what happens when a big and beefy eagle encounters city-sized macros!

This story contains massive macros, the result of said macros coming across a nonplussed eagle, huge cocks up to ludicrous levels, and, naturally, cockvore. No one under 18 is allowed.


"That'll be $27.52."

The large golden eagle reached into his suit pocket and pulled out his wallet and handed the take-out clerk three large bills.

"Keep the change." Tris said, and took the large plastic bag filled with three white containers of food. With his free hand, he adjusted his suit to make sure it wasn't too ruffled from all the movement. It was tight, but it made him look good, and half of appearing in court was how you present yourself. And he made it look really good, as his bulging muscles and junk stretched the fabric more than most could imagine.

"Busy day today, Tris?" The clerk asked.

"You have no idea." The eagle replied, "There's a lot of cases to review and another day in court tomorrow. This'll have to get me through dinner. Planning on eating well tonight, that's for sure."

"You'll handle it." The eastern dragon said to Tris, "You'll help keep the legal system moving."

"Thanks. See you next week." The eagle said and exited the take out establishment.

Tris headed out the door and stood outside the establishment for a moment to check the containers. Before he would start walking down the sidewalk back to the Prosecutor's Office, he was going to check to make sure that everything was there. It would be about a ten minute walk from the restaurant back to the office, which would give him about forty minutes to eat before getting back to work on those case files. A long day, but nothing too rough. Though he might need to invest in another assistant. The few he had were good, but the last one didn't work out, so he had to deal with him in the usual manner. Still, the change in workload was noticeable. But he should be able to arrange for another one.

After making sure everything was in place, Tris was about to head back to the office. He had only taken a few steps before he stopped. He looked at the building next to him and saw that the windows were rumbling. The golden eagle looked it over for a moment, before the entire spot turned black. A loud and powerful smash came down from above, kicking up a cloud of dust and debris. Just a few feet from Tris's face, where that building had been, there was now a massive, clawed and scaled, black foot. The eagle looked back to where he was.

The restaurant was gone, smashed to nothing under the foot.

Several more seismic shakes and smashes soon rocked the town, splitting the roads and shaking the buildings. One by one, more massive feet appeared in town, attached to gigantic macros that had appeared out of nowhere. Well, technically, only the black scaly one was a foot. The other two were brown hooves and white hooves respectfully. The clearly dragon macro was flanked by a bull and a horse. They were as tall as the skyscrapers, and clearly not used to treating smaller places with much respect.

Tris sighed out, annoyed that his favorite take-out place had just been smashed to tiny bits of rubble and debris. The loud emergency sirens were also going to make concentrating when he got back to the office a pain in the butt.

"Greetings tiny mortals!" A loud booming voice echoed over the town. Tris looked up and saw that the dragon was proclaiming himself, but he really wasn't going to pay that much attention to him. "I am Zuus! I have come to your tiny planet in this realm with Anem..." The dragon motioned towards the white horse, "And Ammon." He then motioned to the bull.

Tris was no longer paying attention to the bellowing shouts of the dragon. Likewise, he was doing his best to work his way through the crowd of furs, both attempting to flee the scene in terror, and those who were gazing up awestruck at the huge display above them. The shadows of the macros were already covering the city, making it seem like the dead of night. The eagle, however, was just trying to get back to the office with his lunch.

"Now, tiny beings!" The dragon bellowed again, "Anem claims to be a god of masculinity and virility, while Ammon is said to be a god of strength! The challenge was laid to me, as I claim to be both, and more, and above them in all traits! As your world is insignificant, we have decided it will be our arena. So in your last moments, you can see what true godhood is!"

The other two macros stepped closer to the dragon. The city shook again and more buildings were crushed and smashed by their massive hooves. Their muscular, nude bodies started to flex and pose as they showed off what they had, but Zuus, the dragon, still seemed unimpressed.

"Now, bear witness to divinity!" Zuus said, before turning to face his two challengers, his large feet smashing more city blocks as they moved between the skyscrapers.

"I shall challenge you first." Ammon said, his voice mooing through the city. The brown bull stepped forward, his pecs massive and jutting as his powerful muscular body glistened in the sunlight he was blocking. There was a fifty story building between them, before the bull leaned down, bringing his large elbow onto the roof, smashing out the glass of every floor under it. "Arm wrestling. Winner takes all."

"Challenge accepted slab of beef." Zuus said, going into positioning as well, bringing up one of his large arms to the building as well and gripping their palms together. More buildings were knocked over and out of the way, crashing down into the city streets as more of the crowd fled and watched as the invading macros treated their town like a playpen.

The arm-wrestling giants soon grunted hard as their arms bulged and flexed hard. Their biceps started to pump and grow, straining under their skin as veins popped up along their arms. It started there, but it continued down their bodies. It went to their shoulders, then to their chests and backs. The huge pecs soon pressed into the building and up to their chin as both males strained under the effort of the other.

The straining muscle mass kept expanding and bulging as they didn't move a single millimeter in their contest. As it continued, they continued to swell, their pecs jutting out, arms bulging, and soon abs popping outward. Even the tiny furs watching were soon pushed back, as the legs and feet and calves of the males grew outward, digging into the street further. They had practically doubled in muscle mass just in the few moments that they had been competing!

And then, Zuus smirked and grew even larger, letting more of his muscles bulge out and instantly slammed his foe's arm into the building, making it crumble like a jenga tower.

"I win!" The dragon claimed, "And now, as you said, I shall take all!"

The muscular bull gasped as Zuus continued to hold onto his arm. A sudden black aura appeared over his grip and spread over the macro's arm. He cried out as his body started to convulse and pulse, his arm starting to shrink down as the dragon's was getting larger. His size and strength were getting pulled out of his body, flowing into the dragon and making him even larger and stronger!

In under a minute, Zuus stood up, still keeping his death grip on the bull. He had taken enough mass from him so that hanging him up from his arm was keeping the bull off of the ground. What had been a mega macro before was quickly becoming just a regular giant of about twenty feet. But before the remaining crowd's eyes, he was getting smaller and smaller, and Zuus was getting bigger and bigger. The dragon soon roared out, shaking the entire planet, as he took the last of his size. He then unclenched his palm and looked down at the regular, seven foot tall bull god that was in his hand.

Without a word, the dragon tossed Ammon into the air and snapped him into his mouth like a piece of popcorn. A loud and lewd gulp signified that he did indeed swallow him, claiming all of him just like the bet said.

"Heh, for someone who claimed to be a god of strength, he was weak." The white horse said, stepping up to Zuus, "But I, Anem, am a true god of virility and masculinity. And I challenge you to show how great your cock is. For a true god must have a massive one."

"I accept!" Zuus said, relaxing his flex to appear at a more manageable size, "Show me what you got!"

Anem reached down to his groin and revealed his massive cock, using just a tiny amount of his godly power to remove the veil hiding it and exposing it to the world. The gigantic horse quite literally had a third leg, as the hard cock he was sporting was the length of his entire upper body, with the tip of it going several stories above his head. Confident in his size, he crossed his arms and snorted, letting his meat throb in Zuus's face.

The dragon soon did the same as he reached to his groin. The veil hiding his junk was soon removed, and Anem gasped out. The dragon's shaft was easily twice as long as Anem's, and three times as thick as well. Even if they were to add their balls to the equation, Zuus's hung down almost to his shins while Anem's only went to his knees. It was clear, even to the regular furs watching, that Anem just didn't measure up.

"Looks like I win." Zuus said, his cock throbbing once and shooting a dollop of pre out that crashed down on a faraway street that washed the furs standing there away. "Now I shall take my prize."

The black dragon brought his draconic cock up to the horsedick of Anem and started to frot it. The thick meat started to pulse as the black energy he demonstrated before began to make Anem's arousal shake. Before the remaining observers eyes, the large horsecock started to shrink down, the size of it getting absorbed into the larger manhood. Foot after foot of Anem's trouser snake was taken by Zuus's rod, before he left the horse with just three feet. A respectable size for any regular male horse, but on a macro, it was like having nothing at all. The full white balls of Anem were being taken as well, vanishing upwards into the horse's body until Zuus's sac slammed onto the ground.

"That is what a true god of masculinity is like!" Zuus bellowed, his cock throbbing even larger now, before he pointed his hyper shaft at the horse, "Now you shall be one with it!"

The horse had no time to react before Zuus's cockslit opened wide and the dragon humped forward, engulfing the defeated giant into his penis. A single pull was enough to lift and hoist Anem off of his feet and into the air. The horse struggled, his kicking hooves smashing into other buildings as he fought his devouring, but the giant dragon cock held and clenched tightly onto him. Zuus roared out again, his dick slurping and swallowing, taking him deeper inside. The slit gripped along, working in his chest, then his arms and abs, and finally getting to his thigh. After a few more moments of holding him there, Zuus held his cock straight upward and let the defeated horse slide entirely down into him, landing in his balls with a loud splash that shook the city.

The tyrant dragon roared out again, laughing darkly and evilly as the horse squirmed in his nuts before his balls went still. They pulsed for just a moment before expanding out, completely rounded with his catch.

"As I said, I am the true god among all!" Zuus bellowed, "My will be done! And I demand sacrifice! I want this whole planet worshiping me before the sun sets or I shall end it! None shall deny my whims and..."

"Hey."

Zuus's mad ranting was stopped. He looked down, as the fast majority of the furs around had fled in terror. But not an eagle in a suit. He was standing right by one of Zuus's toes, and looked incredibly bored.

"What?" The dragon angrily bellowed.

"Mind moving your foot? You're in my way." Tris said, "I got places to be, you know."

The fact that this bird, while large compared to the rest of the tiny population, seemed to be making demands of him, a giant who towered over him so completely that even his tiniest toe was bigger then he was, didn't seem to compute. Zuus actually needed a moment to figure out just what to say to this situation.

"Do... do you know who I am, tiny insignificant being?" Zuus bellowed, "Did you not see what I just did?"

"I think everyone heard." Tris replied, "And I saw. I just didn't really see anything that impressed me. So again, can you move your foot? I only got thirty minutes to eat now, cause of you."

Zuus just glared at the tiny eagle who didn't seem to show him the proper respect. It was making his blood boil and his eyes glow red as he gazed down at him.

"Fine... I'll move it." The dragon said, before lifting up his foot high above the block he was standing on. Then, with no warning, he slammed his foot down from high above, aiming to crush the pest under his sole.

A sudden gust of wind blew out from under his foot from the force, but there was no slam. There was no dust cloud. There was no red splatter under his toes. Zuus almost lost his balance as his foot didn't hit the ground. While he couldn't see what had happened, Tris had raised up a single finger and was pushing back against Zuus's foot, stopping it dead in its track. Then, with just a tiny flick of that finger, the eagle pushed the macro back, forcing the dragon to hop on one foot, lest he lose his balance and fall over.

"Thanks." Tris said, and kept walking, now that the way was clear.

Zuus couldn't compute with what had just happened again. He had to have imagined it. Or perhaps the planet was falling apart due to his mass and it was a seismic shift under his foot that had caused it. There was no way that tiny male could have possibly pushed him back.

"Hold on!" Zuus bellowed out, looming over the eagle again and blocking his path once more, "Are you daring to challenge me, a god?"

Tris stopped again, his path once more blocked. "I don't challenge guys I know to be weaker than myself. It's not fair to them, and there's really not sporting." Tris said, "Again, I didn't see anything that impressive. Lots of barking, so to speak."

More furs started to come out of hiding of their ruined buildings and businesses as the eagle again didn't seem to be all that intimidated by the giant. Zuus didn't like that at all. He was the one they were supposed to be admiring and worshiping! He was the god!

"Oh is that so?" Zuus snarled, "I could easily snuff you out in an instant! This entire planet! No, this entire galaxy! And you mean to say you're not impressed?!?"

"Not in the slightest." Tris said, "Look, you're boring me, and I have a lot of work to do. So will you just move on already? I don't have the time to show you all the ways that you're outclassed."

Zuus growled out again. "Well, you better make some time, mortal! If you dare to challenge a god, then I accept!"

"I'm not..." Tris started.

"Then I'm challenging you, mortal!" Zuus bellowed.

The eagle gave an exasperated sigh. He put his bag of take out on a nearby bit of rubble and looked up to the macro. "Fine." Tris said, "But don't start crying about your hurt ego or pride or whatever. You're the one that started this. I just wanted you to move your foot."

"I don't plan on it. Now come up here and face me like a man." Zuus grinned evily down towards Tris.

The eagle started to take off his fancy suit coat, showing off his heavily built body under the tight clothing. He also made sure to fold it carefully over his arm before taking to the skies. His feathers rustled in the air as he flew upward to the top of the nearest skyscraper to get a closer look to the dragon. Zuus huffed at that, however.

"You can fly, let you demanded I move?"

"It messes up my head feathers sometimes and I have to look presentable." Tris said, laying the suit shirt and jacket on the roof, dressed in only his bulging pants.

Zuus still wasn't impressed with what he saw. Sure, if they were the same size, it would look like the eagle would be more muscular then he was, even after taking Ammon's size from him. But he was a gigantic being! He towered above this pathetic mortal city! He could crush this planet like an egg in his arms! So why did this bird not pay him the respect he deserved!

"So what is the name of the mortal I'm going to humiliate." Zuus said.

"It's Tris." The eagle replied.

"Well Tris." Zuus scoffed, "Allow me to show you the power of a god!"

Zuus held up one of his arms and outstretched his palm. Then, suddenly, a black sphere appeared in the sky, surrounded by clouds with purple bolts of lightning surrounding it. It was getting bigger and bigger the longer Zuus held his palm out. As the seconds passed, it started to get more metallic and shiny. It was soon larger than the entire sky, going out beyond the horizon in all directions! Smaller objects on the ground were starting to float upwards towards it, caught in the expanding gravity of the sphere!

"This..." Zuus said, "Is Kachi Katchin. It doesn't occur naturally in this universe, but it is the densest, strongest, and heaviest metal known in all the realities I have dominated. I have created a sphere of it the size of the largest planet in your solar system."

The sphere soon fell from the sky, turning red as it was entering reentry speed, before the dragon leaned back and caught it with both of his arms. He started to strain hard, holding up the planetary sphere like the mythical Atlas of old. His body tensed and bulged, using all the strength in his legs and upper body to hoist up the metal. He was sweating hard and straining from the effort, before roaring out and then lifting it up. His arms were throbbing hard and his chest was heaving as he breathed hard, slightly exhausted from the effort."

"You try now!" Zuus shouted, before letting the ball go over the eagle.

The giant sphere of Kachi Katchin fell for just a moment, before Tris held up a single finger again. A heavy weight once more stopped in its tracks by barely any discernible effort from the avian. Even looking closely, one could see that Tris was barely flexing his arm to keep that finger aloft and the metallic sphere held. The strain of his bicep to flex it up could be heard, however, creeking through the mass of golden-brown feathers. It was merely a hint at the power the eagle was hiding.

Zuus glared at the eagle before opening his palm again. The black clouds and purple bolts appeared again and the sphere was getting bigger once more! It seemed like he was trying to add more to it to try and crush his challenger, but Tris was still holding up there sphere with a single finger.

"Soooo, is that it?" Tris said, "Are we done here? Cause I got stuff heavier to lift at home. And I have a lot of practice at keeping balls lifted with just one finger."

Zuus's eyes went wide, before he growled and dismissed the sphere in a puff of black smoke. The gravity of the area went back to normal as Tris lowered his arm.

"That...that was just a warm up to show what it's like being a god!" Zuus tried to explain away. "The real challenges start now!"

"Oh, well hurry it up then." Tris replied, "Again, I don't have all day for this."

Zuus looked over at the eagle. Even if he had only slightly underestimated him, he still had the size advantage. So he was going to pick something now that he could take advantage of. After mulling on it for a moment, the giant black dragon materialized a gigantic flagon into his grip, while a smaller one appeared in the hands of the eagle.

"Huh, a flagon, haven't used one of these in a long time." Tris said.

"These are enchanted to hold an infinite amount of alcohol." The dragon said, "So now, we drink until we cannot anymore. Once we're done, it will show just how much we drank on the side. And since you seem so confident in your abilities, I won't handicap you. You'll have to hold the same amount in your tiny mortal body that I can in my magnificent godly one. By volume."

"Whatever." Tris said, "I don't usually drink before a meal."

"I don't care, begin!" Zuus shouted, and then held the tip of the flagon over his mouth and started chugging the alcohol. Rivers of booze spilled out of the side of his muzzle and flowed down his muscular body as he chugged away. The spilled booze splashed into the ground and flowed between the bits of rubble and debris.

Tris held the flagon up as well, drinking down the contents of the enchanted container. Not a single drop of it was escaping his beak, as he didn't want to get his feathers wet and sticky. But he was chugging up constantly, as well as Zuus.

The giant kept drinking, confident that he could consume more than the ten foot bird. Even if he was larger than the rest of the population, he still had all this size on him. Not to mention the divine nature of the alcohol would be more than that body of his could handle. But still, after that humiliation with the metal sphere, he wasn't going to go easy on him. He was going to go after this challenge like someone claiming to be an equal. That meant drinking his limit.

The minutes continued to pass, and both Zuus and Tris were drinking from the container. Eventually, Zuus gasped and let his go, wiping the excess drink from his muzzle. After he stopped drinking, the number appeared on his flagon.

"Five-thousand, three-hundred, sixty cubic meters." Zuus said, smacking his tongue along his muzzle.

Tris didn't respond as he was still drinking from his flagon. The large dragon just smirked, waiting as the seconds passed. The eagle didn't reply to his impressive number, and he figured that he was just trying to delay the inevitable. But, as the seconds continued to tick by, and then minutes passed, Zuus was feeling his confidence start to waiver. Surely he wasn't going to try and beat that impressive number, was he? No, that was impossible! He was just mocking him by still going! He was just trying to make a show of it!

"That's enough!" Zuus bellowed, before reaching down and snapping the flagon out of the eagle's grip.

Tris looked in surprise as he took the container away, but then licked at the edges of his beak.

"That was pretty tasty, gotta say." The eagle said, "Not something I'd have all the time, but it was..."

"Silence!" Zuus said, "Now observe your pathetic number and..."

Zuus looked at the display.

"Eight....eightteen thousand, eight hundred cubic meters?" The dragon went wide-eyed at that number.

"Is that all?" The eagle asked, "Huh, guess it was better than I thought."

The avian patted his feathery chest for a moment before rubbing at his firm abs hidden under the feathers. A sudden bulge appeared in his cheeks before he opened his beak wide and...

"BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The sudden force and power of the eagle's belch knocked Zuus off of his feet and started pushing him far away, blasting him over the horizon and into the distance.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" He shouted out, watching the city shrink down as he flew miles upon miles away before landing with a splash in a lake several continents away.

"Excuse me." Tris said to no one in particular."

The so-called dragon god lay splayed out in the lake, the water of it having splashed out when he landed in it and was now raining down on him. He growled to himself again and wiped some of the fresh water off of his face before getting back up. The titanic dragon pulled himself back to his feet and started to stomp across the planet again, leaving devastating footprints in his wake. As he marched back towards the eagle, his mind was racing on how all that could have happened.

"It had to be a trick!" He thought, "There's no way! How could he have drunk that much?"

The eagle, meanwhile, was waiting right where he had been. The shakes and stomps of the dragon announced his arrival before he loomed back over the city, having quintupled in size and glaring down at the bird.

"So, do I win by default?" Tris asked, "You did take the flagon before I was done."

"No!" He shouted, "Final round! Winner takes all! Largest cock wins!"

"...Ok."

Even if, Zuus thought, even if the eagle was cheating. There was no way he could fake this. His cock, after eating Anem, was without equal. Combine that with the size he had gained, his own natural girth, and all that, and his hard on would surpass all! He roared out and humped his groin forward, letting his cock shoot up into the stratosphere. He then relaxed it and let it slam into the ground, vanishing past the horizon...until it appeared again coming the other way, traveling the entire circumference of the planet.

"I don't know or care how big your planet is!" Zuus said, "But my arousal is as long as it is round."

"About twenty-five thousand miles." Tris said, undoing his belt and buttons around his pants.

"Beat that!" Zuus huffed, letting his cock throb wildly.

The golden eagle just undid his pants, and then a massively soft cock spread out from his groin. The arousal unfurled out, flopping onto the ground and snaking down the road and across the debris. Zuus could only watch in horror as the avian's soft cock vanished beyond even how far he could see. It was only when it too appeared again, coming in the opposite direction, did it finally hit him. But it was with a perverse curiosity that Zuus didn't say anything, wanting to know just how much further this could go. And so, he kept watching as the eagle's soft arousal circled around again...and again....and again. While that bulge was huge...there had to be something special about it to keep it all in those tight pants.

"Ten times around the planet." Tris said, sitting on the edge of the building now, "That's about the distance from this planet to our moon. And I'm not hard yet. So again, are we done here?"

Zuus could only stand with his mouth agape, gazing at the sheer difference in masculinity between them. But his shock turned to anger, and he grabbed at his shaft and started pumping wildly.

"No!" Zuus bellowed, "I will not be humiliated like this! I will drown your entire solar system in my cum! I will...mpph!"

"Jeez, man, just take the loss and move on." Tris grumbled, sick of dealing with the giant black dragon now. His cock had hardened just slightly and he had flared the opening over Zuus's muzzle and started pulling him into his manhood. The gargantuan male tried to fight it, but the suction and power of Tris's cock was stronger then he was! He reached up, trying to pry it open and off of his face, but it was no good! He only got his arms stuck inside! He was being eaten!

"No...noooo!" He shouted out, voice muffled by the hyper eagle cock as Tris just sat back and let his dick feast. Zuus was panicking now, struggling inside the wet, slimy, and sloshy tunnel, trying to fight back. He couldn't make any inroads at all, and soon he was fully swallowed by the hyper eagle cock, now just a bulge snaking its way through his body, soon to sink into his balls.

As he sank away, the eagle started to retract his manhood, shrinking his trip time down, but not changing the destination. He cawed out happily as his balls stretched and groaned, taking the dragon into them. His big balls shook as they slapped onto the street below, Zuus still squirming slightly, but no longer fighting it.

"This... this cannot..." Zuus thought, until something snapped, "No, this is right. He was superior to me...in everything! It's only right that the strong consume the weak. In fact, he's being generous in letting me be eaten by him! Yes! That's it! This is how to treat the gods!"

The dragon started cackling madly as he was being churned up into hot eagle goo.

"Well, maybe you'll learn a thing or two while you're in me." Tris said to his nuts, as he stroked his more manageable shaft. The movements soon stopped as Zuus digested down into a huge load of cum, making the eagle's balls heavy and large, each the size of a large building. "Maybe not."

After a few minutes of jacking himself, Tris cawwed out again and rained out a powerful and potent orgasm, enough cum to flood an ocean out into the city. The remaining furs watched in awe as the three giants who came to their city were now being blasted out as eagle seed. It rained out for several yards, and continued to flood downstream, until finally Tris's orgasm subsided. Once he was done, he gathered up his clothes and flew back down to the ground.

Once he got there, however, he was not pleased.

"Hey!" He shouted out, cock still hard and oozing cum, "Who took my lunch?"