A Rhino named Bruno
#9 of Taco's Adventures
All characters involved are morally grey.
I'm finally relatively content with this story. Be sure to vote and comment to motivate me to work on writing instead of just play video games. Spoiler: This story is a spin off and contains no Taco Supreme.
In a small mostly anthro town lives a White Rhino named Bruno Morrison. He works hard for a removal/transport company that works closely with the police. He's the one that drives the white non-descript van that moves a decedent to where they need to go. He jokingly refers to himself as the taxi driver of the dead. Bruno doesn't mind the constant driving around. It's relaxing and gives him time to think over things that bother him.
Bruno also has a taboo secret obsession. After a hard days work driving the bodywagon, he comes home to his crummy apartment, works out with his weights, and then looks at hardcore beastiality. Males fucking animals, females fucking animals, gay, straight, as long as it didn't have any humans in it, Bruno enjoyed it.
The thought of an anthro fucking a four legged animal can make him cum in minutes. He spends his nights masturbating for hours while looking at drawings and reading stories involving Anthro/Feral relations. The entire genre is a very grey legal area and Bruno knew to keep it a secret from everyone but like minded individuals.
Bruno is active in a small online forum geared towards local feral lovers. That's where he made a few local friends with similar interests. They roleplay as ferals online and occasionally get the courage to meet up in person to act out the fantasies on each other. Bruno hasn't actually crossed the line to real beastiality, but he enjoys the general fantasy about it.
One day, he sees a news story posted about a human woman and a blue saber tooth tiger, with the alias Fang, kidnapping a young possum boy. The story has a single detail that has the forum buzzing. Besides being an extinct species of an unnatural color, the kidnapper is said to be a talking feral.
Talking ferals don't exist. Anthros will occasionally have complications during pregnancy and give birth to a feral of their species, but the chances of that happening are extremely rare. It's never been recorded that the defective child could actually speak a language like that tiger could.
Bruno joins the discussion and is surprised the kidnapping happened in his town. Bruno masturbates while looking at the sparse few full body photos of the kidnapper at a party. He uses the mouse wheel to zoom in to get a close up view of the tiger's balls and tailhole. It causes him to erupt. Bruno doesn't feel the usual dirty sense of shame afterwards. He knows it's wrong to fuck an actual feral, but a talking one is completely different. They could give consent and it would be 100% morally okay.
Bruno wipes the cum away with a towel and an idea starts forming in his head. He leans forward in his chair and starts typing away as he writes a slash fiction story about Fang the saber toothed tiger. He comes up with the origin that Fang doesn't come from this universe and comes from a place with only talking ferals. He writes about himself going there and enjoying a sexual buffet with consenting ferals of all kinds.
Late into the night, after a few proofreading passes, Bruno posts the story to the local zoophile forum. He turns off his computer and flops into bed.
During the night, Bruno has a vivid dream of being a feral. Walking through the african savannah on all four like a feral. Meeting Fang at the local watering hole. Not being able to resist blowing the tiger right next to the water as other talking ferals gossiped and watched.
Bruno wakes up in disappointment in the morning. He strokes his raging morning wood. Deciding that he had time before work, Bruno pulls out the lube and a towel. He lays in his bed and focuses on every detail of the scene of his dream. Bruno's hand shlicks up and down his shaft rubbing in the lubricant. His hand becomes a blur as he strokes himself. The rhino's cock erupts after a few minutes. Bruno is satisfied that he relieved his horniness enough that he won't get any unexpected erections at work.
Bruno quickly takes a shower and uses a loofah to scrub his thick grey skin. Satisfied that he is clean. He spritzes some musk neutralizer under his arms and on his crotch and butt.
Putting on his work collar, Bruno looks at his nude grey body in the mirror. Most anthros only wear a standard ID collar that contains the bare essentials: keys, phone, and wallet. Humans used to discriminate against anthros calling them slurs like beasts, animals, and pets. Bruno is glad he lives in the twenty-first century and didn't have to worry about wearing uncomfortable clothes to appease humans and avoid discrimination.
After running a comb through the tuft of hair on the rim of his ears, Bruno gives a few flexes and smiles. The daily workouts gave him amazing muscle definition that would be completely lost if he were covered in fur like his friends. He pokes at the dual horns above his broad nose and decides they don't need any grooming currently.
Bruno puts a hoofed foot on the counter and reaches between his legs to grab his small rhino tail. He quickly combes out the only other hair on his entire body. Bruno's small rhino tail didn't serve much purpose besides hiding his tailhole when he bends over. Not that Bruno minded if someone wanted to look, but it is bad manners to not tuck your tail when you bend over.
Lastly, Bruno palms his balls and thinks, 'Nice and empty.' Bruno finishes his daily morning routine and heads to his boring job.
At the office, Bruno gets assigned another boring shift of transporting someone to the next state over. He queues up a few podcasts speculating about the talking feral and settles into the driver seat. The miles pass slowly and Bruno thinks about Fang the tiger. Bruno listens to his podcasts and agrees with or dismisses the oddball theories about Fang's origins.
When Bruno gets home that afternoon, he boots up his computer and is overwhelmed by the responses to his story. Lots of comments complimenting his story and writing style. He looks at his DMs and several people want to roleplay with him in his story universe of talking Ferals.
A message sticks out to Bruno from a user with a default profile picture. The subject is, 'A friend referred me to you.' Bruno opens the message and reads, 'Hey RhinoCappucino, impressive guess in your story and it's not far off. If you really do want to fuck a talking feral, let's meet up some time? Here's proof I'm not all talk.'
There are two photo attachments. Bruno curiously opens the first photo and takes a sharp breath when he sees Fang perched on the back of a feral white rhinoceros. The rhino has a spark of intelligence in it's eye as it poses majestically with a smile on it's broad lips. Bruno studies the details of the photo and can't find anything obvious about it being fake.
The next photo shows the back of the Rhino. She curls her short tail showing off her pussy and tailhole. Bruno's heart beats faster in hope the photos are real.
Bruno's fingers are a flurry as he types out a reply asking for a meet up ASAP. He gives out his phone number and hits send. After calming down, Bruno realizes he just gave his number to a suspected kidnapper or at least a friend of the kidnapper. He worries about the missing possum kid and wonders if he's being tricked somehow. He pushes the concern out of his mind as secondary to the chance to meet intelligent animals. Bruno finally gets bored staring at the sexy photo of the rhino while hoping for the call and gets back to reading a criticism of the story further down the thread.
After an hour of discussion, Bruno's phone rings. He quickly answers the call from an unknown number, "Hello?" A normal enough male voice answers, "You're RhinoCappucino? Are you actually a Rhino?" Bruno replies, "Yeah, and I know it's a silly username, but I can't exactly use my real name. Who is this?" The voice replies, "This is Steven. I'm currently setting up our meeting place. I'm hoping you can bring a few anthros with similar interests?" Bruno asks in disbelief, "You want to watch us take turns screwing that rhino?" Steven says, "No, I'm offering choices. The more friends you bring, the more fun options you will have. So how many anthros can you bring?"
Bruno thinks for a second and says, "Maybe, three? How can I trust this isn't some elaborate trick?" Steven says, "It's not. I've read your story. In fact, I'm reading your posts in the discussion right now. You really want to fuck that Rhino's pussy?"
Bruno answers, "Yeah. She's a real talking feral just like that tiger everyone is talking about?" Steven answers, "Yes, and she's down to fuck an anthro like you. You are the exact person we are looking for. Do you really want to pass this opportunity up?" Bruno says, "No." With a smile in his voice, Steven says, "Then gather your anthro friends and wait for my call at this time tomorrow. You won't be disappointed."
The call ends and Bruno wonders what exactly he's getting into. He quickly texts Walter the Fox, Nolan the Boar, and Tucker the Otter. All of them are local friends he's made from the forum. They respond with interest when Bruno asks them to meet at his place to go somewhere as a surprise.
Bruno spends the rest of the day writing part two of his story but doesn't feel it's good enough to post yet. He also doesn't masturbate because he wants to be ready for the possible fun tomorrow.
The Friday at work passes slowly and Bruno is excited for the possibility of meeting a real life talking feral and fucking her. Bruno rushes into his apartment to shower and get himself ready. He keeps the phone nearby as he takes extra time to use a pumice stone on thick parts of his rhino skin.
There is a knock on the door when Walter the Fox shows up. Bruno walks to the door dripping water and lets him in. Walter's bright orange fur brings a smile to Bruno's face. Walter looks over Bruno's nude body and says, "We must be going somewhere pretty nice if you're sanding your skin down." Bruno holds up the pumice stone and says, "Yeah, help me do my back." Walter takes the offered stone and says, "This is why my parents always tell me never to be early."
The twink fox waves his tail excitedly as he follows the rhino to the bathroom. Bruno stands in the tub as Walter rubs him. Walter has a slight erection peeking out of his sheath as he playfully grips Bruno's balls as a handle. Bruno ignores the fox's wandering hands as he directs Walter on where to focus his efforts. Walter asks, "Do we have time for a quick fuck?" Bruno answers, "Let's save our loads for later." Walter lets go of Bruno's balls and says, "Oh. It will be a sexy surprise."
Bruno's skin feels supple and soft after they finish. Walter looks at the dirty water in the bathtub and asks, "That's not going to clog your pipes is it?" Bruno says, "I doubt it. It's just dead skin." Bruno picks up a bottle of special body lotion and starts rubbing it in. Walter joins in, but gets distracted squeezing Bruno's glutes. Bruno snaps his fingers a few times to get Walter's attention and says, "I think that part is good. Get the middle of my back please?"
Walter slaps his hands on Bruno's tight buttcheeks a few times and says, "This is why I like you so much. It's not as much fun when they are covered in fur." Walter slides his hands up to finish lotioning the back. Bruno flexes a few times in the mirror and Walter drinks in the eye candy while he washes his black furred hands in the sink.
They move to the living room and Walter asks, "Where are we going tonight?" Bruno answers, "Honestly, I'm not too sure yet. But it could be amazing." Walter asks, "How do you not know?" Bruno says, "Because, they told me to find a few friends to bring and they would call me with the location."
Before Walter can ask more questions, Tucker the river otter and Nolan the wild boar knock on the door. Bruno excitedly lets them in. Tucker's brown river otter body is a bit pudgy, but he is in decent enough shape. Nolan lives up to the stereotype of a pig and is several pounds overweight and mostly out of shape. The four nudist anthros aren't shy about their bodies. They hug and grope each other in greeting. They are a very diverse group of close friends united by a common interest of zoophilia.
Tucker sits on Bruno's weight bench and asks, "What's this surprise?" Bruno holds his phone in his hand and says, "I should be getting the call to find out any second." They watch TV for a few minutes as they wait. Bruno excitedly answers his mobile phone on the first ring when it goes off.
The voice on the other end of the phone is Steven, "RhinoCappuccino, Did you gather your friends?" Bruno answers excitedly, "Yes, they are right here." Steven asks, "What species are they?" Bruno looks at each friend as he answers, "Otter, Boar, and Fox."
Steven says, "Another fox? The other two will make up for that. It's a nice and diverse group of friends you have. That's why I like anthros. No discrimation in making friends outside your species. Now come meet me at the Creature Comforts Spa on 35th Street." Bruno asks, "We are going to do this there?" Steven asks, "How long will it take you to get here?" Bruno says, "About twenty minutes." Steven orders, "Give the password, Doctor Z's Birthday Party, at the door. I'll be waiting."
The call ends before Bruno can ask any more questions. Bruno looks sheepishly at his friends and says, "We are going to Doctor Z's birthday party at the Creature Comfort's Spa." Walter furrows his brow and asks, "Why were you so worried about your skin if you are taking us to a spa?" Bruno shrugs and says, "I didn't know that was where we were going." Nolan snuffles his boar nose loudly and says, "I love a good relaxing bath. We can take my truck. I know the spot."
Bruno, Walter, Tucker, and Nolan are on their way to the fancy side of town. Tucker says, "Kind of girly, taking us all to a Spa. Usually when we meet up, it's to watch porn and have sex." Walter says, "We can still have sex at the spa. Public shower sex is fun. Especially if you can get a shy human to watch." Nolan turns up the music to prevent Walter from going into further detail about his lewd behaviour that would even embarrass full time nudist anthros.
They arrive outside the Creature Comforts Spa and park in the lot. Bruno looks at the dozen other cars in the lot and wonders how big this birthday party is. They walk in the door and are greeted by a small chimpanzee sitting on top of the front desk with a clipboard. Bruno can tell it's not the right proportions to be an anthro. The legs are too short and the arms are too long.
Bruno is surprised when the chimp speaks in a gruff voice, "Spa is closed for the private event. What's the password?" Bruno answers, "Doctor Z's Birthday Party?" The chimp smiles his broken yellow teeth at them and hooks a thumb at the hallway leading to the locker room, "Find a locker and leave your crap. Then, head into the anthro bathing area to get to the party." The group of friends wonder what sort of party the strange looking chimp is pointing them to.
Walter slowly walks by, staring at the chimp. The chimp does a fakeout lunge and the fox takes a step back to knock into the wall. The chimp laughs, "Get going perv. Ain't no chance in hell I'll fuck ya."
The locker room is very empty as they take off their collars and put them in a tiny locker. The indistinct sounds of a few people talking, echo through the tiled room. Walter says, "This is getting really weird." Tucker waves his otter tail and says, "I think you are being weird. That monkey is probably sensitive about his body proportions. You shouldn't have been staring."
Nolan backhands Tucker in the shoulder and says, "He's an ape. Big difference from a monkey. Don't go around mislabeling people." Tucker regards Nolan's hairy wild boar body and says, "I called you a hog one time and now you always want to go encyclopedia on the genus of everyone. No one likes a know-it-all."
Walter looks towards the hallway leading to the baths and says with concern, "This place seems pretty empty for the amount of cars out front." Bruno suggests, "Maybe they are all at the restaurant next door?" Walter takes off the rest of his bracelets and quietly shuts the locker.
They walk towards where they heard voices and Bruno hopes it's that feral Rhino that was in the picture.
They reach the anthro bathing area and are disappointed there is only one anthro hippopotamus standing at the back of the room. The hippo turns around from looking down at the bubbling hot tub and regards them with his slightly glowing blue eyes. With an awkward wave of his arm the hippo says, "Welcome."
Bruno asks, "Are you Steven?" The hippo looks at his grey hand then answers, "Yes. Yes I am. You must be RhinoCappuccino? I had concerns that you might be trying to catfish me." Bruno asks, "Where are all the other party guests?" The hippo holds his large mouth open in a smile and says, "I sent them on to the party.
The hippo gestures to the bubbling hot tub and says, "It looks like a regular pool of water but this hottub is a portal to another dimension." Walter, Tucker, Nolan, and Bruno stand around the edge of the in-ground hot tub and watch the bubbles with skepticism.
Steven runs a hand along the otter's thick tail and asks, "You can all swim and hold your breath for a reasonable amount of time, right?" Tucker runs his hand on his slightly pudgy belly and says, "I might not look like it, but back in highschool, I used to swim the 100 meter without having to surface for air."
Walter says, "I can't swim very well." Bruno says, "I swim alright." Nolan says confidently, "Swimming is easy."
Steven gives a creepy smile and says, "It's very good that you brought an otter. He's the Team Captain. It's his job to make sure everyone gets to the end of the magical underwater cave safely." Bruno has a sudden realisation that the erotic short story he wrote about where Fang came from could possibly be true.
Tucker feels proud to be elected team captain. Steven holds up two fingers and announces, "Two rules. Number one: Stay on the lit path to reach the correct exit. Number two: Don't try to surface for air along the way. The air chambers contain nothing but fish farts."
Nolan puts his hands on his hips and says, "You expect us to believe all this?" Steven says, "The worst that can happen if I'm lying is you get a stubbed toe from jumping into an ordinary hot tub." Nolan taps his hoof against the tile floor to draw attention to the fact he doesn't have toes. Steven looks at the hoof and quickly says, "It's an expression. You know what I mean."
Steven points at the hottub and says, "Whenever you're ready." The group of friends look between each other to see who is the one going to look silly cannonballing into the hot tub.
Bruno takes a few deep breaths to oxygenate his body. With a very unsure gait, he jumps into the center of the pool and promptly disappears beneath the water.
Bruno opens his eyes underwater in surprise that he didn't bonk the bottom instantly. Everything is blurry but he can tell he's not in a hot tub anymore. He remembers the instructions and grips at the rough floor to follow the sparkling trail leading into a large hole in the underwater cave wall. Bruno looks back as he hears splashes and sees his friends. Walter grips tightly onto Tucker's back and the otter moves effortlessly despite a fox clinging on. Bruno pushes off the edge of the hole and kicks his hooves to swim along the lit up path.
As they swim through holes and make sharp turns in the small rooms, Bruno wonders what lies on the other side of the mirror like surfaces of the air pockets above them. Nolan wishes he didn't smoke so much as a teenager, as he struggles to keep up with his out of shape body. Finally, the trail of glowing water goes up several feet to the ceiling in an obvious sign that they should exit there.
Bruno pushes off the floor to the exit as his lungs start to burn from being out of practice of holding his breath. Touching the rippling mirror like surface suddenly sucks him up out of the caves. Tucker feels Walter's grip tighten around his shoulders and rockets towards the exit. Nolan brings up the rear, looking around in wonder, trying to figure out the logic behind what they are doing.
Back at the spa, Steven looks at his slightly pudgy hippo body in a nearby mirror with disgust. Steven's hand goes lower and he gives his balls a few experimental hefts. He raises his hands to push on his belly and lets out a fart. Steven says to himself, "Herbivore diets are the worst."
Steven walks across the room and opens a door to the drying room. On the floor lies an unconscious blue saber tooth tiger. Steven lays on the floor on his back and places the sleeping tiger's paw on his neck. The blue glow starts to fade from his eyes. Fang opens his eyes with a blue flash and pokes the hippo's neck with his claws.
Steven looks up at Fang and asks, "Are you done with me? Will I get my money?" Fang answers, "Yes, that was the last group." Fang decides that Steven's greed is still overriding his moral compass and releases the neck. The hippo takes a deep breath of relief and sits up.
The chimpanzee named Nobody walks up behind them and says, "This scheme was so retarded. You just convinced 23 people to jump into a magical portal to another dimension. There has to be a few that didn't make it to the right exit." Fang says, "Who gives a shit about the ones who can't follow my simple instructions."
Steven says, "$1000 for each one that does, is still a lot of money." Fang says, "Give them a few minutes to clear the pool area and we'll all go find out how much we owe fatty."
Nobody looks over his clipboard and says, "The multiverse is going to get real interesting with anthros stranded where they don't belong." Nobody rereads over the list of species and his rating numbers beside them. Nobody looks up and says, "I hope the chimpanzee made it. I didn't like all his questions, but his data will definitely be helpful. Maybe I could get the Doctor to upgrade my body."
Fang says, "He is an ideal specimen." Steven asks, "What did you promise him?" Nobody replies, "I promised him an hour in the computer lab to play our versions of old video games." Fang says, "What a boring reward." Nobody says, "It's better than you promising an orgy with a bunch of NFAs."
NFA is short for Non-Feral Animals. It's the name of the talking animals in the other universe. Through voluntary choice, extreme legal punishment, or as a final medical option, humans there have the choice to be magically transformed into healthy talking animals.
With a grin, Fang says, "Sex sells. And it's so easy to find horny people on the internet."
In the other universe, Bruno surfaces in the water and looks around wildly. He recognizes he's in an indoor swimming pool. Beside the pool lies a feral female white rhino. The rhino exclaims, "My date is finally here!" Bruno is enraptured by the talking feral. He swims across the pool towards her.
The water is disturbed more as Tucker, Walter, and then Nolan surface. She looks behind Bruno at the heads poking up from the water and says, "The more the merrier. Come out of that pool so we can get a better look at you." Bruno reaches the edge and the rhino says, "Hi! I'm Carmin." Bruno replies, "Bruno Morrison," Carmin playfully steps forward and offers her horn to Bruno, "Grab hold." Bruno is pulled out of the pool as the massive rhino lifts her head.
Carmin is titillated at the sight of the naked wet rhino man before her. She marvels at how similar yet different he is. His well defined muscle groups are quite an erotic sight to her. Bruno asks, "You're real?" Carmin tilts her head side to side and says, "I could ask the same about you."
Walter climbs out of the pool and looks around the room. He notices a few other ferals watching them. Walter says, "That story you wrote. It really happened?" Bruno says, "I made it up, but apparently I impressed someone enough to get invited here."
A female feral wolf walks up to Nolan and says, "I'm game to huff, puff, and blow your house down little piggy." Nolan is turned on by getting hit on by a real wolf. He quickly says, "Okay." Walter walks up to a zebra and bends over to look up at it's large sheath and balls. The zebra says, "Like what you see?" It's very strange to have an animal interact back and Walter feels a slight embarrassment at being so tactless.
Tucker looks at Bruno and asks, "The surprise is: we get to bang real talking ferals?" Bruno finishes the thought, "With no morally dubious implications. I'm just as surprised as you are!" Tucker sees a male lion and points excitedly, "I want that one then." The lion smiles at his prey and walks towards him.
Carmin cuts in with an apologetic voice, "Before we have some fun. We need to get something done first. Towel off and come with me please." Everyone grabs the provided towels and rapidly dries their fur. Bruno is glad he doesn't have fur and helps towel off the others.
Carmin walks towards the double doors. Beside the door is a person in a wolf fursuit. The mask's eyes light up purple as the wolf looks them over. Walter learned his lesson the first time and looks straight ahead as he passes.
Carmin waves her tail happily as she leads them out into a long hallway. Bruno looks at her feral vagina and compares it to the few anthro rhino vaginas he's seen. He gets excited at the thought of pounding his cock into it.
They walk down the normal enough hallway to reach a door. The room looks bland enough. White walls, cabinets, and a few chairs almost like a doctor's exam room. Bruno looks at a middle aged human wearing a labcoat sitting in front of a computer. Carmin says, "Just a quick exam."
The human looks up and says, "Hello, I'm Doctor Hedge. If you would just step into the scanning booth real quick. I'll let you get on your way." Doctor Hedge stands up and points to a large open closet type structure in the corner of the room. He smiles like an idiot at Bruno, eyeing him up and down. Bruno asks, "What is this about?" Hedge says, "I just need a quick scan of your physiological data that's all."
Carmin rubs the side of her head against Bruno's hip and says, "It will just take a moment, sweetie." Bruno is unsure and he steps inside the room. Doctor Hedge holds the door to the booth-like device open and smiles again. Bruno steps inside with an uneasy feeling. Hedge swings the large door closed slowly and looks through the glass porthole to say, "Perfect! Just don't move around too much please."
The Doctor rushes back to the computer and clicks the start button. The room fills with a loud humming noise. Carmin watches from the hallway. After 30 seconds, the task is complete. Hedge opens the door and says, "That wasn't too bad." Bruno says, "I guess not." Hedge turns the computer screen around and shows the scan of Bruno. The image separates out various layers. Bruno frowns as he watches his skin disappear to show muscles, then organs, then bone structure.
Nolan points at the screen and asks, "How did that happen?" Walter and Tucker crowd in beside Doctor Hedge to look at the image. Hedge curiously looks at the bare anthro genitals as they are at eye level with him. He tries not to look too hard as he wonders how they are all so comfortable being naked.
With a smirk, Bruno points to the healed fracture in his left leg and says, "I think I was 10 when I did that one. Jumping down a flight of stairs." Carmin says, "Nice one, danger boy." Hedge exclaims, "Other than that, you are a very excellent specimen. Thank you so much for participating."
Bruno sits down in a nearby chair and waits as Tucker, Nolan, and Walter each take their turn. Doctor Hedge stares at the readouts on his screen eagerly. Hedge says, "That completes the scans. I'll let you be on your way now."
Bruno stands up from his chair and gets close to the Doctor. He waves his horn in the man's face and asks, "What are these scans going to be used for?" Doctor Hedge is vague and says, "Research." Carmin nervously says, "Let's go, loverboy." Bruno turns to look at the big rhino outside the tiny doorway. He turns back to the doctor and asks, "They must be worth a lot if you invited us to screw ferals?" Doctor Hedge glances down at Bruno's sheath and balls, then back in the rhino's eyes. He shrugs and says, "I'm just the lab tech."
Bruno knows something strange is going on, but his date with a feral is much more pressing as she waits impatiently outside the door.
Doctor Hedge gestures to the door and everyone exits back into the hall. Nolan says, "There is something weird about that human." The wolf walking beside Nolan says, "He was just a little nervous. He gets so excited about science." Carmin changes the subject and asks, "Do you guys want to have sex in a group or did you want privacy?"
Bruno smiles at his friends and says, "We've all had sex with each other before. I don't mind this being a shared experience." Walter says, "I love putting on a show with my friends." Nolan pets a hand through the wolf's head and says, "Sure." Tucker looks at the lion walking beside him and asks, "What are you getting out of this?" The lion says, "Having sex is fun and feels good. We were promised something exotic just like you were." Everyone takes that at face value and doesn't ask any more questions about the how or why.
Carmin says, "Good then. There were rooms prepared for both answers." Bruno hears sounds of people talking, music, and televisions from rooms they pass. The building feels full and alive despite not having seen anyone else.
Carmin reaches a door and says, "In here." Tucker holds one side of the double door for everyone and they enter a gym. The gym has a few heavy mats positioned in the center of the room and is staged for the impending orgy with a table full of lube packets, condoms, snacks, and a selection of nonalcoholic drinks for hydration.
Carmin taps a boombox on the table with her horn and says, "Put something on." Nolan flicks it to the radio and doesn't like the music that comes on. He adjusts the dial and tries to find his favorite station. The stations are all wrong.
Nolan concludes, "We ARE in an alternate universe." Bruno says, "Yeah. The talking ferals gave that away." Walter gropes the Zebra's sheath and says, "Who cares? Just pick a station and let's get started."
With a few gentle twists, Nolan settles on a rock station for background music to break up the uneasy silence of the large room. Everyone introduces themselves to each other. The Zebra is named Taylor, the Lion is named Oscar, and the Wolf is named Bayley.
Bruno sits down on the mat and says, "I want to get to know you first, Carmin." Carmin lays down in that awkward way Rhinos do, right beside Bruno. Bruno looks over at Walter, deepthroating the Zebra he just met. Bruno asks, "Is this whole world Humans and Ferals?" Carmin thinks for a second and says, "Yeah, but not all of us can talk. What is your world like?" Bruno considers it and answers, "Humans and Anthros. I never did understand why we are called anthropomorphic. Having human characteristics. Humans used to classify dark skinned humans as a type of anthro too. Our ancestors were enslaved right alongside them." Carmin says, "At least we can both agree humans are terrible." Bruno chuckles.
Tucker is already on his hands and knees getting fucked by the lion. His thick otter tail flaps in the air as he holds it to the side. Tucker smiles at Carmin and Bruno as they watch. Oscar carefully bites Tucker's neck as he reaches his first climax. Tucker says, "That didn't last long." Oscar pants and says, "Roll onto your back. I want to look into your eyes next orgasm." Tucker rolls over and raises his legs in the air. Oscar adjusts himself to plunge his lion cock right into the sloppy hole.
Walter continues to work the Zebra cock around in his mouth. He pulls off and says, "I've sucked a Zebra before, but a feral is a whole nother category in the size department." Tayler curls his head down between his front legs and says, "It feels great, you know all the right spots to touch." With a grin, Walter says, "Some things transfer across from anthros."
Nolan is groaning and moaning as the wolf named Bayley is licking his cock. Bayley runs her long tongue up the shaft. Nolan says, "It's so sexy you don't have hands. Most partners don't want to put in the work and try to give me a handjob." Bayley says, "I make do with what I got going on. Why don't you put on a flavored condom and I'll really show you what I can do."
Carmin asks, "Are you ready to have some fun?" Bruno scoots is butt across the mat and spreads his legs in front of Carmin. The female rhino nibbles at his sheath playfully. The thrill of being blown by a creature 10 times bigger than him causes Bruno's erection to blossom at record speed. Bruno let's the Rhino suck on him for a few minutes.
Having had enough foreplay, Bruno pulls the eager mouth away from his member. With a smile he says, "Time for us to switch off." Carmin is excited as Bruno stands up and makes his way behind her. Bruno dives right in and starts running his tongue along Carmin's intimate areas
The borderline bestiality orgy continues for a half an hour.
In the Lab, Steven takes his turn in the booth getting a scan. He looks between Fang and the human expectantly and asks, "Where's my money?" Doctor Hedge writes a note and hands it to Steven.
Steven looks at it and it says, '23 Scans x $1000 -Dr Hedge.' Steven asks, "There is one missing! Is this counting me?" Hedge nods and says, "Yes." Steven waves the note and says, "I'm taking a huge risk for this pittance. Now I have to deal with possibly being a suspect in a missing person case." Fang says, "You knew the risks when agreeing to my terms."
Steven runs his hand over his head and asks, "Just give me my money." Fang saunters out the door and says, "This way fatso." Steven frowns but puts up with the abuse since he's about to get $23,000.
Fang trots down a stairwell to the basement. Steven looks around nervously as he struggles to keep up. They reach a door and Fang loudly drags his claws down the metal, gouging lines in the pristine paint. A female voice says, "Jesus fucking christ!" The door swings inward and a living skeleton looks at the lines with angry glowing green eyes.
Steven's eyes bulge at the sight of a mismatched skeleton with a wolf's skull, hooved legs, and humanoid hands. Fang says, "Luna, pay the hippo." Steven holds out the note and the skeleton plucks it away to glance at it. Luna looks the hippo up and down and says, "You're kind of cute for an even-toed ungulate." Steven says, "Thanks?" Fang demands, "The money."
With a sarcastic wave of the note, Luna clops her hooves over to an open safe and bends over to pull out a small wooden box. She looks at a note and says, "Gold is still worth around $1750 USD an ounce over there?" Fang answers, "Yes." She counts thirteen troy ounce gold bullion bars and then drops twelve of them into a small cloth sack. She dangles the cloth sack containing ¾ of a pound of gold in front of Steven and holds one out to him. Luna asks, "Is this satisfactory?"
Steven carefully takes the small piece of gold and examines it. He's never actually held a gold bullion bar before. He looks into Luna's eyes and asks, "What are you?" Fang quickly says, "None of your business." Luna dangles the bag of gold and asks, "It doesn't matter, does it? Once you go home, no one will believe any of you." Steven takes the gold and states, "I just wanted to know for my own curiosity."
Luna holds out a skeletal hand and says, "It will cost you one ounce." Steven looks at the small rectangle of gold in his hand worth around $1750 and places it in Luna's hand. Luna's voice laughs despite her skull not moving and she says, "Maybe you're not such a greedy person for helping Fang."
Giving the gold ounce back to Steven, Luna says, "I don't need money anymore. When I was dying a long time ago, I decided I had too much left to do. I paid a heavy price in exchange for cheating death." Luna twists her head sideways and points to a golden tube jammed in the foramen magnum hole in the base of her wolf skull.
Luna explains, "That's all I really am any more. Just a litch." Steven rubs his fingers over his gold bullion and nods his head. Fang interrupts, "If you're done monologuing. We have to be going." Luna says, "If you don't learn how to knock on my door like a normal person. I'm going to cut off your tail while you sleep." Fang has already turned and is walking away before Luna even finishes her threat.
Steven looks Luna up and down one last time and says, "Thank you, ma'am." Luna slowly closes the door while replying, "You're welcome." Steven quickly ties the long drawstring of the bag around his neck in a necklace and follows after Fang.
Fang says, "It's almost time to send everyone home. One last use of your disgusting body and I will be free of you." Steven says, "I'm not disgusting! I am completely normal for my species." Fang states, "I watched you gorge yourself on a five pound family tray of vegetarian lasagna for lunch. You are considered disgusting regardless of species." Steven frowns and stays silent as he follows the tiger back to the pool.
At the gym room orgy, Bruno cums into Carmin's rhino pussy for a second time. Bruno pulls his cock out and a thin string of spunk connects his tip to her. Bruno wipes the sweat away from his forehead and says, "Are you sure you didn't want me to use the provided condoms? Everyone else is wearing them." Carmin lies, "It's no big deal. Don't worry about it."
Bruno senses something off about the situation. All the ferals except for Carmin insisted on their anthro partners putting on the provided condoms while not bothering with condoms themselves.
Walter pulls the spunk filled condom off his fox knot and says, "It makes cleaning up a breeze." The zebra standing over him snickers and asks, "You came just from blowing me?" Walter smiles and says, "I couldn't help but paw myself off." Taylor asks, "And do anthros always swallow?" Walter wipes his lips and jokes, "It's the polite thing to do."
After throwing the used condom in a provided trash can, Walter looks over the table of snacks and grabs a sports drink. He reads the label and says, "There is no 'approved for all species' stamp on this. How do I know it's safe?" Tayler says, "I drink those all the time. If they are safe for a Zebra they are safe for a Fox."
Nolan says, "Read the ingredients. Didn't they teach you all your species specific allergens in health class?" Walter says, "Like I could remember all that stuff. That's why I always look at the stamp." Taylor asks, "Where you're from, they sell stuff that could be dangerous to certain people?" Walter answers, "Well, yes and no. The register cross references the item's warning tags with the species tag registered to your bank account. When you pay, the transaction will be paused so you can sign a waiver acknowledging any dangerous items that are detected. It's all very safe."
Staring at Walter's engorge knot as he shows his passion for safe food, Nolan says, "I could almost take you seriously if you weren't flopping around that red rocket." Walter waves his arms at the attention and says, "Just because I'm a slutty fox, doesn't mean I don't have other interests." Nolan shrugs and says, "You only ever talk about sex stuff when we hang out." Walter sips the drink and says, "Unlike you, I don't constantly mention my college degree."
Bruno steps in and says, "Come on guys. Let's not ruin this fun evening by arguing." The fox and boar glare at each other as Bruno grabs a drink, at seemingly random, from the bucket of ice.
Tucker lays on the mat with the lion named Oscar and runs his hand through the big cat's mane. Tucker says, "That was intense." Oscar says proudly, "That's how lions do it." Tucker kisses Oscar's big nose and says, "I wish I could take you home with me. I would let you fuck me morning, noon, and night." Oscar chuckles and says, "What would your neighbors think of the constant roaring?" Tucker hugs the lion and says, "They would think I was the luckiest man alive."
There is a knock at the door and a voice says, "Wrap it up in there." Bruno pokes at his sheath and says, "I'm drained." Carmin smiles and says, "It was a very interesting experience for all of us." Nolan makes a very pig-like snort and asks, "What now? We go home and never see you again?" Carmin says, "Maybe you can schedule a repeat visit if you bring in some new friends to get scanned."
Bruno asks, "Is this like a pyramid scheme?" Carmin laughs and answers, "Yes and bring some females with you next time too." Nolan says with a smirk, "I know a few ladies that would be intrigued to meet some talking ferals. I don't know about one seducing them though."
Bayley, Oscar, and Taylor say their goodbyes and the tired anthros get led by Carmin out the door. Walter blows a kiss at Taylor as he walks out the door.
After a few seconds to make sure they are gone, Taylor says, "That was insane! Those anthros are amazing creatures!" Bayley says, "Did you notice how few of them were women? Fang promised to find me a female wolf body I could get transformed into." Oscar says excitedly, "I have my eye on that one tiger that showed up earlier. He is a hunk." Taylor asks, "He was kind of scrawny. Do you really want to commit to swapping to something from this first batch? I'm holding out on Fang getting a decent looking Zebra anthro."
Oscar says, "You've seen a copy of that stupid catalog? These are regular people and they can't all be 10 out of 10 models. With a few months of proper diet and exercise, I bet I could turn that body into something to really turn heads."
Bayley says, "With what we just did, our tickets to becoming Anthros are secured. The offer isn't going to expire. Why such a hurry?" Oscar replies, "They can't take an anthro body away from me after I get one. I'm not going to risk missing the opportunity to upgrade to having real hands again."
Taylor suggests, "If you are so eager about it, why not just skip this step and go to The Doctor directly." Oscar has a look of annoyance and says, "Fuck that. I prefer not to come out as a freak if the doctor has a sudden whim to experiment."
Bayley looks in the trashcan and says, "I hope the clean up team gets here soon. Fang was very specific about collecting their semen samples as part of the agreement."
At the pool area, Steven sits on the edge of the high dive platform looking down at the pool with his glowing blue eyes. The wolf fursuit figure sits beside him. Steven asks, "Are you liking this birthday present?" Doctor Z answers, "Yes. Just seeing them in person is helping my research tremendously."
Steven asks, "How does it feel coming out of your room?" Doctor Z replies, "I don't like it at all. Everyone looks at me with fear." Steven puts his hand on the faux fur covered arm and says, "They just don't understand you like I do." The wolf nods it's oversized costume head and agrees, "Yes."
Steven fingers the bag of gold hanging around his neck and says, "We are paying too much for this one's cooperation." Doctor Z says, "The cost is inconsequential." Steven says, "You're right. The money to be made is astronomical."
The doors swing open and Carmin leads her group of anthros to the pool. Doctor Z looks down at the creatures and says, "I could keep one for further study." Steven says, "No. It would draw too much objection from everyone involved. It was already hard enough to get NFAs we could trust to keep this a secret. The scans and DNA samples will have to be enough."
Steven concentrates and the pool starts bubbling. Steven yells down at them, "Thank you for your participation. Have a safe trip home." Bruno looks up at the two figures on the high dive platform and then back at his friends.
Walter hugs Tucker from behind and says, "I'm ready when you are rudderbutt." Tucker runs his hand on the fox's hand and says, "Don't hang on so tight this time. I only like getting my fur pulled when I'm getting fucked." Walter gives a tired giggle.
The pair jump into the water together and disappear. Nolan smooths down the fur on his head and says, "This was an amazing trip. Thanks for inviting me." Nolan dives in the water. Bruno bends down to kiss Carmin's head and says, "Hopefully, I'll get to see you again?" Carmin bobs her head and says, "Maybe." Carmin uses her horn to playfully poke Bruno in the butt when he turns towards the bubbling pool.
With a splash, Bruno has vanished back to the dimension he came from. Carmin takes a moment to wonder about the dimension of anthropomorphic animals.
Steven stands up and says, "That's the last of them. Can you give this fat sack of shit a push?" The glow fades from Steven's eyes. Steven tries to take a step back from the edge. Doctor Z pushes the hippo over the edge and he belly flops into the water with a scream.
Fang pushes open the changing room door and Carmin yells, "Why did you do that? He wasn't even holding his breath!" Fang laughs, "Yeah, I could hear the scream from in there."
The saber tooth tiger circles around behind Carmin and says, "Hey sweet cheeks, your vag is looking pretty puffy. Did you enjoy yourself?"
The Rhino tucks her small tail to cover herself and says, "Bruno was very sweet." Fang smiles and says, "Initial tests were promising. You're gonna be a legend if the seed hits the mark."
Carmin looks into the empty pool longingly and says, "He'll never know?" Fang says with mirth, "If everything works out and we get new bodies, we can go hit him up for child support." A strange mix of emotions fill Carmin at agreeing to Fang's plan to get an unsuspecting Rhino to try to impregnate her."
Carmin decides if a baby is born, she will get the anthro transformation she was promised and attempt the crossing to visit the anthro world.
In the alternate universe, various anthros are around the hot tub area washing themselves as Nolan, Tucker, Walter, and then Bruno emerge from the water. Bruno looks around the rows of in use showers at the edge of the room. Tucker says, "That swim made my fur smell weird, we might as well take advantage of the facilities too." Everyone agrees and they make their way to a row of empty showerheads.
A loud mouth chimpanzee is trying to talk with a tiger, "That was so much fun! I got to play Mortal Kombat, but it was a weird version where all the characters are Humans." The tiger nods as he tries to focus on rinsing his fur. The chimp smiles, showing off his straight and perfectly white teeth.
The ape sees the new arrivals and walks over to say, "Hey! That was a crazy trip wasn't it? We were totally in another dimension!" Bruno says, "I doubt anyone will believe us." The ape nods and asks, "What did you get out of it?" Bruno tells a half truth, "We got to hang out with the talking animals." The ape is oblivious and says, "They are pretty cool. I saw that rhino. Seeing you normal rhinos all the time, I didn't realize how big ferals can be."
The hot tub bubbles up one last time as Steven is dumped out. He pants and tries to catch his breath. His hand clutches the small pouch around his neck. With fury, Steven looks around and yells, "What are you still doing here? The spa is closed. Everyone get the fuck out!"
The anthros still left in the bathing area file towards the room with the drying jets. Steven has murder in his eyes as he sits on the edge of the hot tub and fingers the bag around his neck. Steven listens as the sounds of the guests echo off the tiles. Once he is sure they have left, he opens the bag and stares at his gold bullion.
Steven thinks about the missing anthro and remembers what Nobody said, "The multiverse is going to get real interesting with anthros stranded where they don't belong."