FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

"Cumming to you from a live studio audience in Los Angeles California, be sure to send your kiddos and any underage viewers straight to bed, because this is America's #1 adult reality show: Fight or Fuck!"

An eruption of euphoric clapping and cheers cascaded across the audience stands, each member of said audience being various levels of naked as per tradition. Some did wear complete layers of clothing like the security guards, the camera crew, or technicians, but everyone else did not. The women present happily showcased their bare breasts, jumping or laughing with joy as the majority of men present didn't feel shame at showing their dicks. Quite a few even went so far as to masturbate without fear of censure. This included the programming host, a handsome and well-endowed mustang horse who occasionally pawed himself on-camera while using the other to hold his customized microphone.

"Welcome, welcome!" He laughed with a reluctant wave to the audience members, his paw then returning to his thick shaft. "I'm your host, Jonny Cox, and this is Fight or Fuck in its sixth season, and half of our contestants are gone! Season rookie Simon met his match when two-time veteran Mitch beat him in a Fuck match, the dazzling Noah opted out of the Fight match after realizing he may have bitten off more than he could chew, and we can't forget last month when our sneaky crocodile and rhino couple Kevin and Winston thought they could have sex in what they assumed was a surveillance blindspot in the House. Obviously, as punishment for cumming outside a Fight or Fuck match, this led to the both of them being booted from the show. Hehehe, still, we can't forget the looks on their faces when they got caught, can we?"

Some audience members replied with affirmations as a large screen showcased the exact moment. As described earlier, the muscular rhinoceros and intimidating crocodile thought they were being clever in finding a blind spot. Unfortunately, the two didn't account for a hidden camera embedded into an innocuous painting directly across from them. The camera showed Winston bucking his cock against the delirious croc's, their fingers holding the other's arms in death grips as they feverishly made out. Audience members and viewers moaned at the delicious sight of Winston's toned backside thrusting back and forth, glutes flexing as one of Kevin's claws reached around to grope a butt cheek. An extreme close-up made any viewer recognize how much the rhino's backside looked more akin to a ashen marble statue from Greek mythology, he was so perfect.

Too bad the owner opted to be a cheater though. Within several moments, Winston started to frot faster against his reptilian partner, who loudly came all over between their stomachs mere seconds after the rhino shuddered out a climax. For ten seconds, they panted and caught their breaths, thinking they had tricked to the Fight or Fuck producers and system...until a familiar voice sounded overhead.

"Kevin, Winston, please clean yourselves up. The two of you are needed in the Judgement Room this instant."

The looks of horror and embarrassment on their faces made everyone in the audience stands laugh. A quick shot towards a normally stoic security guard even showed the canine stifling a few snickers (while covering the tent in his pants).

"When will they ever learn?" Jonny Cox returned to his mic, "For those who haven't caught up on the past week, it's been drama and dick-sucking delight as the nominees for the Red and Blue Teams made their decision: will they fight, or will they fuck? Well, thinking that he could out-wrestle the veteran, Henry learned the hard way that Mitch has won two previous seasons for a reason other than experience in the bed!"

A quick clip emerged onscreen displaying the end of the match in question. Mitch, a white-tailed deer in his late thirties with the muscular physique of a bodybuilder, easily pinned it down his vulpine opponent in the Fight or Fuck ring. When two contestants normally didn't try and get the other to cum first, they wrestled completely naked as an observing referee called each round. If an opponent could be pinned three times, or if someone ejaculated first during the homoerotic bout, then the match would be over, end of the winner would be allowed to cum at least once until the very next morning. Consider it a freebie.

For Henry sadly, the naive fox thought he could tire out the older deer. Within minutes, he had been sent back to his room to pack and leave afterward. No not without giving each of his housemates a solemn goodbye, wishing them luck going forward.

Jonny Cox spoke up during the montage, "After taking his well-earned victory, cock in hand, Mitch proudly proclaimed to viewers when they can tune in to the live feed to watch him cum in his private bedroom, which we all did! Right?"

The audience made cheers and cat calls as the screen showcased an aerial corner view of the veteran buck's bedroom, pointed directly at the bed. Like most contestants living in the Fight or Fuck House, every guest room contained at least three cameras. Slow motion and instant replay showcased Mitch happily shooting his load as his hips arched from the bed, his powerful legs stretching as his endowment throbbed in his paws and a sheen of sweat covered the Deer DILF's entire body. He wouldn't stop smiling even as he lay panting and intensely spaced out atop of the bedsheets, his eyes eventually traveling to one of the cameras and giving it a satisfied wink. It certainly drove members of the audience wild.

Hell, even Jonny Cox struggled not to ejaculate all over the studio floor.

"That's not the only thing that's been standing at our attention, as viewers watched a surprise romance finally bloom between feline contestants Zed and Adam," the studio audience awed at clips showing discreet kisses exchanged between a cheetah and a tabby cat, both of whom were completely nude like the rest of the contestants living within the Fight or Fuck House. "However, the most shocking event figuratively came last evening as Mitch's alliance with Devon and George broke down following a love triangle spat. Apparently, George and Devon both have schoolboy crushes on the veteran deer, but who does Mitch like better? We'll have even more about this after the break!"

Everyone clapped and cheered once more, waving to the studio camera as it panned away from the Mustang and over their heads before cutting to a sponsored commercial. "Fight or Fuck is brought to you by Gentleruff Condoms: why be gentle or rough when you can be both?"