#19 - Harems And Spice And Everything Nice
#19 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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HAREMS AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE
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Imperial Sovereign Romari:"This, Taxas, is part of my hism."
Imperial Assistant Neal:"We told you not to call us that, sir. We prefer to be called a harem."
Romari:"Whatever, you old fruit."
Neal:"That's fruit bat, sir. There's a difference."
Romari:"Not for you there isn't. Harems are for women, and I like my women like I like my hemorrhoids: I don't. I'm coining a new word, so you're a hism."
Neal: *Sighs*
Captain of the Guard Taxas:"Dear gods. How many nubile naked young men are in here?"
Romari:"Only thirty-five plus you, now. It's one of our smaller compounds."
Neal:"Yes, we're renovating one of the stables to fit all two hundred and fifty-two of us, though I, of course, will remain with His Eminence. As will you, Captain."
Taxas:"But Your Excellency, if you have over two hundred and fifty men to fuck, why do you need me? Or the stableboys? Or the twenty wait-staffers at last night's dinner party?"
Romari:"Well, they say variety is the spice of life, and I like mine hot."
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