THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID
#3 of My other stuff
Hey, everybody!
I get really bored with the few songs in Skyrim that the bards sing.
Wouldn't it be great if I wrote some extra songs for people to perform?
Wouldn't it be great if it had a chord shift in the last verse like the other bard songs?
Far away and long ago
An argonian was sold
To a citizen of morrowind
He payed a dozen gold
He bought her not for muscle
To plow and work his plot
He bought her to be a maid
And do the things his wife would not
And so he set his girl to work
He thought she would love to learn
To oil his sword and make sure he ate
And her devotion to him did turn
But while she was working hard
And he thought they had plenty of time
Their fun was interrupted
When they heard the manor door chime
When his wife found them out she said
"I suppose it's for the best-
If I did all you wanted
I would never get to rest."