Chocolate Surprise
A man receives an unusual package on Valentine's Day. Then things get weird... Just a short weird ass Valentine's Day story that popped into my head today, then rudely wouldn't leave until I wrote it! Hope everybody has a good Valentine's Day! Beware of chocolate bears!
Another Valentine's Day, another day of watching TV by myself on the couch. I was startled out of my television induced daze by an unexpected knock at the front door. Wondering who in the hell it could be, I got up from the couch to go answer the door. I was shocked to find a delivery man with a massive box on a handcart. The box had a cellophane window revealing an enormous chocolate bear inside.
“Delivery, where do you want it?" the delivery man asked, looking at me expectantly.
“Um, what the hell is this?" I asked, since I certainly hadn't ordered any giant chocolate bears.
“Well, it's pretty obviously a giant chocolate bear!" the delivery man answered in an annoyed tone.
“Yea, but I didn't order it!" I said in exasperation.
“This is your address right?" the delivery man asked, and turned his clipboard towards me to reveal it was indeed my address.
“Yea, but again, I didn't order this. Did somebody send it?" I asked, growing more confused by the second.
“Beats me man, I just deliver the packages. Now where do you want it?" I could tell by his tone his patience was starting to wear thin.
“What if I don't want it?" I asked.
“Dude, you're killing me. Normally I could take it back, but I'm way behind schedule. This thing took me forever to get off the truck, it'll take me longer to get it back on. How's this, let me leave it here for now, and I can call in to have someone pick it up later today?" the delivery man asked, nearly pleading.
“Ugh, fine. But I really don't want this thing! Just bring it in and leave it in the hallway. You promise somebody's going to come for this thing today?" I asked him, wishing I had never even gotten up to answer the door.
“I promise! You're doing me a huge solid here, I'll make sure somebody comes for it. Thanks man, take care" the delivery man said, as he left the giant box just inside my front door. I closed the door behind him, and turned to examine the mysterious delivery. The box was as tall as me, and easily twice as wide. I went to maneuver the box so it was more off to the side, and was surprised to find out it wasn't terribly heavy. I peered through the cellophane window at the bear inside again. The bear's chocolate features were surprisingly detailed, the expression on its face was emotionless. Who the hell could have sent this I wondered. I looked all over the box for a card or something, but came up with nothing. The address label on the box didn't even have a return address.
“Well this is fucking weird" I muttered to myself, then shrugged, and returned to the couch to watch TV. At one point while I was watching TV, I thought I heard a noise from the box, like the cellophane had rattled. I turned my head quickly to look, but everything looked normal. I figured maybe the bear wasn't level in the box and had shifted or something after I had moved it. It was getting to be late in the morning and I hadn't even taken a shower yet. I got off the sofa and headed to the bathroom, frowning at the large box with its chocolate bear as I walked past it. I was going to be pissed if somebody didn't come back for that thing today. Who the hell would want a 6ft tall chocolate bear anyway? I wondered as I went into the bedroom to get undressed. How would anybody ever eat that much chocolate? I gave the box another disgusted glance as I went into the bathroom, and shut the door. I turned on the water, and got under the hot spray, sighing with content. I hummed tunelessly as I showered, wondering where that bear had come from. I stopped humming abruptly when I thought I had heard a noise from outside in the hallway. I paused and listened intently, but didn't hear anything.
“I'm losing it" I muttered to myself, and resumed washing myself. I shut off the water, and got out, dried myself off and combed my still damp hair. “Now back to my date with the couch" I said as I looked at myself in the mirror, then laughed as I turned to leave the bathroom. I opened the door and cried out in shock. The chocolate bear was standing there. Its formerly smooth chocolate skin now undulated and flowed as I stared at it, moving as though it were alive. Its face and head still somewhat retained its detailed features, and it tilted its head down to look at me.
“Master" it said in a gurgling voice, and raised its arm, reaching towards me.
“Oh hell no!" I said, and ducked under the bear's arm, and slid between the bear and the bathroom doorway. It quickly brought its arm down in an attempt to grab me, but just missed. I turned to run for the door, naked or not, I was getting the hell out of here! Then being the world class clutz that I was, I tripped on my own feet, and hit the floor with a thud. I was briefly dazed. As I quickly regained my senses, and was about to scramble back to my feet, I felt a large gooey hand close around my ankle. I panted with fear as I tried to yank my foot away, but the bear's grip was unyielding. I rolled onto my back and kicked at their hand with my other foot, but the bear simply dropped to its knees and grabbed my other foot with their other hand. I tried to push myself away on the floor with my hands, but went nowhere.
“Master" the bear gurgled again, and began pulling me towards them. The bear's flowing chocolate hands oozed up to encircle my calves as it dragged me closer. My eyes widened in fear as I saw what could only be a cock beginning to form from the churning chocolate at the bear's crotch. I began to kick my legs in another frantic attempt to escape, but as the bear dragged my legs towards him, he moved my legs to his hips, where they began to sink into him, and were held firmly in place. The bear's gooey hands slid up and gripped my thighs, dragging me further into his lap. The bear's chocolate cock disappeared from my sight, but I felt it flowing between my ass cheeks and against my asshole. I could feel its chocolate surface shifting and undulating against me.
“No, please don't!" I begged.
“Pleasure for master" the bear replied in its gurgling voice, and continued pulling me more firmly against his crotch. I gritted my teeth as I felt the bear's cock ooze inside of me. I clenched as tightly as I could, but it simply flowed through my resistance, enlarging to stretch my hole once its tip got through. The chocolate cock expanded to fill my insides, then slithered deeper into me, and despite the horror of the situation, my body began reacting to the stimulation. I moaned in a combination of fear and pleasure as my cock began to grow hard, one of the bear's large hands slid off of my thigh to encircle it, and began stroking it. The undulating, flowing surface of his hand felt indescribably weird, but also intensely pleasurable. The bear began to gently thrust his hips against me as he continued to stroke my cock. I began to groan with pleasure at each of his thrusts. I could feel his cock continuing to flow deeper inside of me, and vaguely wondered how far it would go. Fear was quickly giving way to pleasure. The bear leaned over me, and my eyes widened in shock as his chocolate jaws yawned open to engulf the lower part of my face. The bear's chocolate lips brushed my ears, and I felt a huge tongue force its way into my mouth. The taste of chocolate filled my mouth as he rubbed his tongue against mine. I bit down on his tongue, my teeth sinking into it, but I wasn't able to bite very deeply into it. The gooey tongue continued to writhe against mine, then began sliding down my throat, and the bear's thrusting and stroking pace increased. I fought for what little air I could. With a final rough thrust from the bear, I felt the sensation of something, I could only assume was more chocolate, spraying deep inside of me. I exhaled heavily as I came in the bear's flowing grip, my eyes nearly rolling up in my head from pleasure and lack of air. The bear's tongue was so deeply down my throat I was nearly gagging. Breathing became more difficult, and before I knew it, I had blacked out.
I came to on the floor, somebody was banging loudly on the door. I looked around in confusion. Had that really happened, or had I hallucinated it? The pounding on the door became more insistent.
“Hello? Anybody home? I'm here to pick up the package you didn't want" Somebody called.
“Just a minute!" I called, then realized I was still naked. I grabbed a towel from the bathroom and wrapped it around my waist and went to the door. I stopped to look at the box, the bear was inside. I must be losing my mind I thought, then did a double take. The expression on the bear's face had changed from earlier. It had initially been expressionless, but now it had a wink, and a sly grin. I was distracted by another impatient knock on the door, and turned to open it. The delivery man looked surprised to see I was only wearing a towel.
“Oops, didn't mean to interrupt your shower!" the delivery man said with a chuckle.
“Yea, sorry about that, figured I had time for a quick shower before somebody came" I apologized, and ran my hand through my hair. I gasped quietly, my hair was completely dry. How long had I been laying on the floor?
“Is that the box you wanted to send back?" The delivery man asked, pointing towards the box containing the bear.
“Yea, but actually…I think I'm going to keep it" I said thoughtfully.
“Ugh, really? I wish you had called before I came down here" the delivery man said grumpily.
“Yea, my bad, one sec!" I said, and grabbed my wallet from my coat where it hung on the wall by the door, and pulled out a twenty dollar bill. “Here, take this for your trouble, sorry to make you waste a trip" I said with a smile as I handed him the bill.
“Oh, that's nice of you, I appreciate it!" the delivery man said, his mode immediately improving.
“Least I could do! Have a good one" I said, as I began to close the door.
“You too, Happy Valentine's Day!" the delivery man said as he turned and left. I leaned against the door after I closed it and looked at the box. Happy Valentine's Day indeed! I thought to myself with a grin.