Chocolate Surprise
I asked, since i certainly hadn't ordered any giant chocolate bears. “well, it's pretty obviously a giant chocolate bear!" the delivery man answered in an annoyed tone. “yea, but i didn't order it!"
In love with a Chocolatier
Which is strange because i am allergic to chocolate. "bear, what is this?" "it's..." he paused. "hypoallergenic chocolate!" he had a smile on his face; i didn't. "bear, i don't think i should." "don't worry. i checked the recipe thrice."