Plankton the Destroyer vs Super Mecha Karen 6
The fight rages on!
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The Alaskan Bull Worm may itself be big, scary, and pink, but Plankton himself was big, scary, and green, so his massive bulk plugs up the worm’s mouth, the force of his fall halting the movement of the great creature.
The Bull Worm falls, crashing further in than the previous crater. It groans, its mouth plugged up, spit gurgling up inside its mouth.
Inside, Plankton is stuck. He kicks his feet weakly, his rear poking out from the creature’s wide and stuffed mouth.
Karen lands behind him, her hands and feet opening up to exhaust engines that slow her descent. She wags her hand, shaking her monitor.
“Now look at where you are, Sheldon. Your power trip got you trapped. All you had to do was steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, and you wouldn’t be gagging a monstrous creature of epic proportions.
Having heard her nagging, Plankton responds with something incredibly witty. However, with his head stuck firmly inside the drooling dark maw of the Alaskan Bull Worm, the contents of his message are lost to everyone, even to Karen.
The computer wife sighs, and she grabs onto his ankles. Digging her heels into the ground, she hefts, her robotic muscles groaning and locking up in the strain of pulling her husband.
But with her hefting, the worm slides. Its eyes widened, confusion upon the titan’s face, trying to open its mouth wider to escape from the lock that it has on Plankton—and itself.
Karen hefts, lifting the two up. She does this by spinning her waist, faster and faster, a jet engine of power revving up and spinning the two more and more.
The centrifugal force sends the Alaskan Bull Worm spinning round and round. Inside, Plankton punches at the creature, but soon, he grabs hold and screams as he swirls around, faster and faster, spinning in a wide arch.
And then Karen lets go, shouting, “So long! Eh, Sheldon?”
Sheldon screams as he feels the worm moving at incredible speeds.
The worm screams as it is sent flying by a creature much more powerful than it can possibly imagine.
Squidward screams.
“What is it, Mr. Squidward?” Asks Mr. Krabs, holding a shovel.
Squidward points to the sky, where the pink giant comes flying close to them.
“Worm Hooo!” shouts Mr. Krabs, scuttling as far away as he can, but his and Squidward’s run was so slow. There’s no way the two of them can escape!
That is, of course, if they didn’t have the ingenuity of one Spongebob Squarepants on their side.
Spongebob comes speeding up through the field, driving a high-quality boulder. Well, not just any boulder. For you see, it’s a ROCK—a big beautiful rock!
Spongebob stops right by the two, holding his spatula out toward them. “Come with me if you want to live!” he shouts.
His traveling companions comply, and he puts the petal to the stone. Behind him, the screaming meteor of flesh comes barreling down toward their location.
The worm, and Plankton by proxy, crash into the field, sending dirt and mud roaring and ripping through the fields. This torrent of dirt and rock overwhelms the protectors of the secret formula, overwhelming them, and leaving their fate to be mysterious and tense.
But as for the fate of Plankton the Destroyer? As soon as the warm lands, he is still stuck within its mouth, groaning, dizzy, and quite tired.
But his journey is not yet at an end, for Karen comes rushing in from the sky, performing on the worm an impressive elbow drop. The pressure and the swiftness of this attack blow a ton of water out of the worm’s gullet, shooting Plankton out of it, sending him rolling and tumbling past the field of destruction, splayed out on his back, groaning, his eye swirling around, seeing Krabby Patties swirling around in his head.
Karen approaches, slowly, and she finally steps up to him. Hands on her hips, she presses her boot to Plankton’s chest, staring down at him, nodding.
“It’s over Sheldon. This fight’s over.”
“N… Nooo…” Plankton growls.
“Give it up. This isn’t fun anymore. I’ve shown you everything we’re both capable of. Let the rest of your potion ride its course, and we’ll deal with the side effects later.”
“Side… effects?”
Karen sighs. “Yes, Sheldon. You’re going to hurt—a lot and for months.
“No, I can’t… not after all I’ve accomplished. I need more. More!” He reaches up, grabbing her by the ankle.
“This is pathetic now, Sheldon. Either stay down or…” she forms a fist in one hand, pulling back her arm. From her elbow there emerges a rocket engine “Or I make sure you stay down for a good long while.
“If I take more, I can remain the destroyer!” He groans. “I can keep up my rampage. I could rule this underwater paradise forever—with you!”
“Oh Sheldon,” Karen says, so much disappointment, but love, in her voice. “You always had me, and I always supported you, even in this. I built this body to help you.”
“Y… you did?”
“Yeah,” she says, the rocket powering down, the computer wife reaching down, placing a hand on his forehead. “But because you had to go and be a big fat dummy, now this prototype is going to fall apart soon.”
“Fall apart.”
“That’s right.”
Plankton is silent, but just for a moment. A second later, he squeezes her ankle hard, and he twists.
Losing her balance, Karen falls over, crashing into the ground. Plankton gets up on top of her, wrapping his arms around her neck and pulling. “You know the best part about you being a computer, karen? It’s that I can rip you apart and you’ll be just fine!”