This isn't Hogwarts - Muggle Mishandling

Story by Inja on SoFurry

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Four average wizards are unhappy with their lot in life, of being mundane and ordinary in the wizarding world. They realize they would be extraordinary in the muggle world and begin to take advantage of the non-magical folk in an effort to prove their superiority, with surprising results.


This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this story are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All characters are of legal and consenting age, likewise if you are reading this story, you should be of legal age in your respective country.

All characters are my own creation, any resemblance to existing characters is purely coincidental and not intentional, please do not use them without permission. If you would like to use them in a story, please feel free to send me a PM on SoFurry.

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The problem with being able to do magic in a world where it is as commonplace as wearing clothes, becoming someone of importance was not easy. Not everyone got to take down a dark lord or was born to be the chosen one. In fact, most witches and wizard’s lives were as ordinary as the unimpressive muggles with whom they shared the world. Most were alright with an average life, they did not desire the fame and adventure that came with such renown. But there were some who just could not accept they were anything but ordinary. While not exactly evil, they were anything but good, which meant that even the little bit of power they did have would eventually corrupt them.

Four such people just so happened to work for the Ministry of Magic, more specifically, in the Muggle relations department. While they didn’t completely agree with the dark one’s views on the wizarding world, they did however agree that they were at least above the muggles. To the four friends, muggles should be nothing more than playthings or servants meant to bend to their every whim and need, perhaps their every desire. The four gentlemen were dressed in their matching brown plaid tweed suits with different coloured ties, which made them stand out from the crowd. There was also an unmistakable air of awkwardness about them which put most people off, as if they just did not fit in with the rest of the world, no matter how normal they tried to act.

“I’m telling you boys, we were meant for more than this” Lefton Hackey grumbled, the black hooded rat with his crooked nose scowled into his cup of coffee while idly swirling his finger above it to stir the teaspoon without actually touching it. His large ears flicked and twitched as he listened for the sound of approaching footsteps, just in case he needed to stop the little charm he was using.

“I hear you, but what can we do? The Ministry is watching us like a Qilin” Bert Willows, a dusty brown coloured rabbit replied, while he nervously stroked at his unusually long ears. Bert always wore a wide-eyed expression, as if he were constantly on the receiving end of the world’s worst news. His natural twitchy demeanour did not help his appearance either, already the hair along his ears was starting to wear thin from the constant nervous stroking habit he had.

“It’s only because Eugene went and cast a spell right in front of a muggle the other day” Mango Griffis almost growled; the pale white weasel with his pink nose and red eyes stared directly at the chubby pale grey Opossum sitting opposite him. Mango was an albino weasel through and through, his skin was bright pink where his soft white fur or his hideous brown plaid tweed suit did not cover it.

“I s..s..said I was s..s..sorry already” Eugene Goosander huffed and pouted, while folding his arms across his chest like a petulant child. His stutter always bubbled to the surface when he was stressed, which just so happened to be the majority of the time. Back in the academy, his nickname was “Cookie” because he tended to crumble under pressure.

“Are you boys still alright?” the soft, enchanting voice of Alicia cut in when she brought over their breakfast order. The four men had been frequenting the little café for the last week, initially it was just to study how muggles interacted with each other when one’s job was to serve others in a work setting. But they quickly realized they simply enjoyed being served by the gorgeous young snow leopardess. Her bright blue eyes and cascading silver curls tipped with pink never failed to make their hearts race. The only downside to Alicia was the fact that she was a muggle, so it just wouldn’t do for them to be caught fraternising with such a person. But that being said, she was still very nice to look at; with more curves than a hydras necks, along with a natural cheerful disposition which would rival that of a Jobberknoll. The four men thanked their muggle server and watched as she headed back to the kitchen, the sway of her pert behind beneath her short skirt more enticing than the allure of the deathly hallows.

“I know she is but a mere muggle, but that ass is definitely magical” Mango mumbled as he stabbed a forkful of pillowy yellow scrambled egg to raise to his mouth, while watching the spotted feline walk away.

“Yeah, I’d give up the philosopher’s stone for a chance to stick my face under her tail” Bert agreed wholeheartedly, while he too stared blatantly at Alicia’s behind. It seemed the snow leopardess’s pert buttocks was the only thing powerful enough to get the rabbit to stop stroking at his ears, as he finally stopped rubbing at them while he focused on the perfect globes of feline flesh flex and shift beneath her tight skirt.

“Well…why don’t we?” Lefton asked suddenly, looking as deadly serious as a Dementor on night watch. A sly grin was tugging at the corners of his lips as he rolled a rather devious idea around inside his somewhat misshapen head.

“Quit joking, Lefty” Eugene scoffed as he pushed around the black pudding on his plate with obvious disdain. “The ministry would have us strung up by our toenails if we did anything to an innocent muggle.”

“Not if we’re careful about it, they won’t” the black hooded rat grinned conspiratorially, just before biting off one end of his breakfast sausage. “Between the four of us, we have the contacts and the knowhow on how to pull this off…c’mere and listen” he leaned in and began to whisper to his cohorts while tossing an occasional glance at the oblivious spotted feline.

It didn’t take much planning on their part, while in the wizarding world they were nothing to be impressed with, in the muggle world, they could work miracles. It was a simple enough task to get hold of a proper love potion from their black-market contacts, one which was a bit more potent than the run of the mill garbage sold in most reputable stores found in such places like Diagon Alley. The effects of this potion would last far longer than a couple of hours if the person imbibed the entire small vial, but only a couple drops would be enough to achieve their immediate desires. Along with a few other minor spells that would not raise any alarms if used properly, which were all within their license to use as Ministry of Magic representatives out on an active task.

It all began with a simple charm spell to distract Alicia near the end of her shift, so she wouldn’t notice Mango slipping the love potion into her water bottle while she picked up the mysteriously toppled over dishes, which fell over for no good reason. Next came the glamour spell, which the quartet used to hide themselves from the young feline’s senses while they followed Alicia home after her shift ended. Eugene had confirmed their target lived alone in the day’s prior, during their preparation phase, so there would be no one else to deal with once they got into her apartment.

Along the way, Lefton cast a simple “Focillo” charm and held his wand subtly aimed at Alicia to keep the warmth growing. Usually such a charm cast a cone of warmth from the tip of the wand forward to keep one warm in cold climates, but in the unseasonably warm weather lately, this would work well for the next stage of their plan. Their plan worked out beautifully too, as Alicia stood outside her apartment door fiddling with her keys to find the right one, she absently sipped at her water bottle to try cool down when she felt unusually warm after such a short walk home. It was at this time the four men would appear around the corner and walk up to the distracted feline, right as the love potion was taking effect, making them the first people she would see and subsequently focus her desires on.

“Oh, hey Alicia, fancy meeting you here” Lefton grinned as he leered at the momentarily confused feline, who stood fumbling with the key in the lock of her front door.

“Oh, hey guys!” the beautiful snow leopardess gushed when she finally recognized the strange looking quartet in their matching brown plaid tweed suits. She didn’t know why, but suddenly she felt so at ease with the four strangers all standing around her. In fact, she was starting to feel downright giddy, perhaps even a little excited. “Hey, uhm, I don’t know if you have plans or anything, but would you like to come in for some coffee?” Alicia offered with a shy smile and a bright nervous blush. This was so out of character for her, but for some reason, she suddenly found the four strangers so appealing and attractive. If she let them wander off now, she might just regret it for the rest of her life, she had to keep them close, at all costs.

“Sure, anything for you, princess” Bert replied in his most charming manner, while taking her closest hand and kissing the back of it. This seemed to work a treat as the snow leopardess gasped and blushed even brighter in response. After fumbling with her apartment door for a bit longer, she finally managed to get it open and invited the group in. Without needing to be told, Alicia even locked and bolted the door behind them, as if it were her idea entirely to keep them all locked inside her apartment.

The four wizards settled themselves down in the small living area of Alicia’s apartment, three of them taking the available spots on the love seat and single seater, while Eugene was relegated to sitting in a large beanbag. Lefton was the first to make a move as he grinned at the still blushing Alicia and offered her his lap to sit on, despite there being enough space for Alicia to squeeze in between himself and Mango on the love seat.

“Don’t be afraid, I don’t bite” he crooned soothingly, though the look in his eyes was anything but peaceful. His gaze was full of lust and desire as he watched the feline move in and take a seat upon his lap, where the rat made sure to have her back against his chest, so he could force her legs apart when her legs came to rest on the outside of his own. This forced her short skirt to ride up a little more, enough to expose just a tantalizing hint of her silken underwear beneath. The effects of the love potion were plain to see; Alicia didn’t try cover herself or resist when the rat’s hands began to lightly run along her shapely thighs. Even when his touch shifted from the outside of her leg to the inside, the beautiful snow leopardess did not stop him, she merely bit her lip and even gave a not-so-subtle gasp when his fingers dipped beneath her skirt and danced across the front of her underwear.

Lefton grinned at the three other wizards who were watching with rapt attention while their friend so blatantly began to rub at the beautiful feline’s crotch with his fingertips. Even when his fingers twisted the silken fabric aside to bare her soft pink slit to the room, Alicia still did not resist. Lefty went for broke and hooked a couple of fingers up inside her, making the spotted feline groan and squirm in his lap, but still, she did not try stop him or resist his advances in any way. Like starving predators descending on injured prey, Mango and Bert quickly joined in. For a brief moment they seemed to forget they were wizards and had access to magic as they all but ripped Alicia’s clothing from her body. Soon her breasts were bared, with her white blouse partially undone and her bra tugged down low, along with her skirt being hiked up about her waist.

“Evanesco bra!” Mango growled as he made her bra vanish completely, which allowed him to latch onto one breast greedily with his lips, while his free hand not holding his wand currently mauled the other. Thankfully, Alicia didn’t seem to register her bra had simply vanished, she was too busy wrestling tongue’s with Lefton to notice. Meanwhile, down below, the rat had a pair of fingers jammed into her cunt pumping roughly, while Bert tried to join in and used some of her growing slickness to rub under her tail, which just had the feline squirming even more in the rat’s lap.

“Wait! Wait…we need to move things along” Lefton finally announced after breaking the kiss. With a leering grin at Alicia, he pushed her down off his lap and onto the floor between his now parted thighs. With a nod down at his rather obvious bulge, the rat sneered and said, “You know what to do”, as if she had serviced him dozens of times before.

Thankfully it seemed as though Alicia did know what to do, and she did so without hesitation. Her skilled fingers made short work of Lefton’s trouser button and zipper to soon have his modest pink length exposed. The gorgeous spotted feline wasted no time in sinking her warm, slick muzzle down over his shaft as she began to suck the rat’s cock as if it were the tastiest treat in the world. Lefton couldn’t help but huff and pant as he stared down into Alicia’s dazzling blue eyes while she worked his soft lips and tongue along his length so diligently.

“For a muggle, she sure knows how to handle a wand” Lefton groaned out loud as his head rolled back against the backrest of the love seat. His grubby fingers stroked almost affectionately through Alicia’s long silver hair in encouragement while she gave him the best blowjob of his life, but in reality, it was his first ever blowjob. He just would never admit as much to his friends, though it wasn’t exactly a secret the rat was not very lucky with the ladies. Then again, that could easily be said for anyone in their small group.

While Mango took a seat and watched the action, Bert couldn’t wait his turn and quickly knelt behind the snow leopardess. Alicia was soon positioned on all fours between Lefty’s spread thighs, with her muzzle bobbing eagerly in his lap. Behind her, the long-eared rabbit worked her short skirt up over her pert behind, only to find his view blocked by her underwear. With a grumbled “Evanesco panties” and flick of his wand, Alicia’s underwear blinked out of existence, just like her bra had earlier. This made the rabbit grin as he followed it up with a “Wingardium Leviosa” while aiming at Alicia’s tail. Bert watched as if an invisible hand gripped and lifted her long, spotted tail up out the way, which left his hands free to grip and spread her pert buttocks and fully expose her treasures to his hungry gaze.

Try as she might, Alicia could not get her tail to lower back down, even when she felt something brush and circle around her sensitive little tail hole. She soon realized it must be the rabbit touching her there, first with a finger, but soon with his tongue. There was the unmistakable feeling of whiskers tickling the inside cleft of her buttocks as a soft, warm appendage swiped over and around her tightly clenched star. Normally she would have turned and told him off for touching her there like that, but for some reason, she didn’t feel any compulsion to do so this time. She could only focus on pleasuring the rat as her maw bobbed up and down his length eagerly.

“She tastes just like peaches” Bert huffed almost giddily after feasting on her sensitive little pink asshole for a few moments, his grin making him appear almost drunk. His comment did make Alicia blush again, she had never had anyone taste her like this, let alone comment on how she tasted. At least the rabbit liked what he was doing to her, so that was a bonus for the love drunk feline.

“Have you ever taken it up the ass?” Mango leaned in to ask with a grin, while leering at the feline with a mouth full of rat dick.

“N…no...” Alicia paused her oral activities briefly to reply, her brow furrowed in confusion as she stared back at the albino weasel.

“Well, you’re going to” Bert answered her unspoken question, as he shifted up behind her and uncorked a glass vial of a slimy, green substance. With her tail still floating up out of the way and her behind being held spread by his left hand, the dusty brown rabbit poured a little of the slimy stuff down between Alicia’s cheeks, right onto her tiny pink star.

“What’s that?” Eugene asked curiously as he leaned forward to get a better look at what Bert was up to.

“Flobberworm mucus” the rabbit replied with a grin back at the Opossum. Flobberworm mucus was a prominently slimy potion ingredient; a slimy, green mucus which was used to thicken potions usually. Often it appeared in recipes for such potions as the infamous Wiggenweld Potion, Herbicide Potion, and even the Sleeping Draught; but in this instance, it made for an excellent replacement for lube. To anyone but wizards, the thought of using mucus as a lubricant would have been alien and disgusting, but it did not even register for the four wizards who were used to using much worse ingredients in their potions. Besides, the mucus proved to make for even better lube than muggle designed and created artificial lubricants, Bert was pleased to find. After removing his clothing and adding a bit more of the stuff to his stiff length, no matter how tightly Alicia clenched, she was unable to resist the entry of his stiff cock beneath her tail.

Lefton couldn’t help but chuckle at the pained groan she gave around his cock while the rabbit deflowered her backdoor, the expression on her beautiful face was quite exquisite. The confused look of pain, discomfort and surprisingly also pleasure. Perhaps it was an undocumented side effect of using Flobberworm mucus as a lubricant that helped it feel not so bad, even on her first time, but Alicia almost started to purr when the rabbit’s hips began to move a few moments later.

“This ass is tighter than a goblins fist holding a gold coin” Bert huffed between clenched teeth as he struggled to withdraw his cock from the felines behind, even with the aid of the Flobberworm mucus. His nails dug into Alicia’s hips as he started to withdraw a couple of inches, before pushing back into her. The sensation was indescribable, hot, tight and so slick around every inch of his prick; it was everything he had imagined and more.

“She likes it?” Lefton stated with a raised brow as he stared down at the once again brightly blushing feline. There was no hiding her purring now, though it was muffled thanks to the rat’s cock being in her maw, he could feel the vibrations running through his flesh. “Muggles are strange” he noted with an amused laugh when Alicia laid her ears flat, seemingly embarrassed from enjoying having the rabbit stuffing himself under her tail.

“Maybe I’m just that good” Bert huffed with a smug grin, while his hips lightly clapped against the felines perfect spotted buttocks repeatedly. With her tail being held aloft by his earlier spell and his thumbs gently prying her buttocks apart, the rabbit watched his length sink in and pull out of Alicia’s impossibly small little pink hole, which was now stretched taut about his cock. She had even started to roll her hips and backside back against him, eradicating any doubt about her enjoyment of the act. Though part of the dusty brown rabbit briefly wondered if this was actually her own desire bubbling to the surface, or if it was just caused by the potent love potion. Either way, he was thankful for the chance to finally get under the beautiful woman’s long spotted tail.

Unfortunately for Bert however, his lack of experience combined with the almost too tight hole he was busy fucking led to a short round before he reached his limit. With a high-pitched wheeze, his hips began to jerk and buck, clapping rapidly against Alicia’s toned behind before he let loose a mediocre splash of warm seed inside her back passage.

Lefton wouldn’t last much longer than Bert either, the combination of her purring around his length while she skilfully sucked his dick was more than he could withstand as well. Seeing his friend flood the beautiful feline’s backside with his own climax was the final straw which sent the rat over the edge himself. With a firm grip in the snow leopardess’s long silver locks, Lefton held her maw deep down on his cock as he fired off his own pitiful excuse for a climax against her tongue. They were not the experienced lovers she deserved, but that didn’t stop them from using her for their pleasure regardless. Luckily for them, due to the love potions effect on her, Alicia was still happy to simply be able to pleasure them, even though they had not managed to successfully pleasure her in return yet. With a sly grin, she swallowed the rat’s small salty load without complaint, Alicia even made a show of licking her lips and displaying an empty maw for him.

“Over here k…k…kitty, I have a t…t…treat for you” Eugene said enticingly, or at least as enticingly as he could manage with his stutter. The pale grey Opossum had already removed his trousers and underwear, which allowed him to patiently stroke his own stiff meagre length while he waited his turn. Now that Lefton and Bert had finished, he could finally experience his first blowjob as well.

Alicia grunted when Bert finally withdrew his softening cock from under her tail, which allowed her to turn around and crawl over to where Eugene was still perched awkwardly on her beanbag and patiently waiting for her. Just like before, she wasted no time in sinking her warm maw down onto his cock. His more earthy taste quickly erased the slight saltiness Lefton’s cum had left behind which on a subconscious level she was grateful for. Eugene was the thickest of the three cocks she had dealt with so far, though a bit shorter than the first two. Still, he wasn’t anything to boast about, not that she minded. In her love potion addled mind, he was perfect and she would enjoy him all the same.

While Eugene gripped tightly at the beanbag either side of him, while the gorgeous feline started to suck noisily on his cock, Mango made his move as well. Unlike “Cookie”, he wanted to claim an unused hole, so despite his desire to fuck her perfect posterior, the albino weasel sheathed his stiffness in her as yet unused cunt. As expected, it was just as perfect as he expected of the pretty pussy. Alicia was silky smooth, warm and snug, everything he expected of the gorgeous snow leopardess. She clenched and squeezed down around his cock wonderfully, she even rolled and ground herself back against his hips as if to try get every inch of himself buried as deep inside herself as possible. Silently, Mango wished he had more cock to give her, but his mere five inches would have to do for now. Perhaps next time they could steal some of Rosedriah Frost’s unique brew of Polyjuice potion to gift them with “more” cock with which to enjoy the snow leopardess muggle’s delightful holes with.

“This is some Outstanding muggle pussy” Mango huffed and groaned as he humped and thrust into the beautiful woman with all the skill and tact of a drunk mountain troll. Luckily for him, the love potion was still in full effect, so Alicia was loving every moment of the unskilled fucking she was getting. Mango wanted more than just her exaggerated moans and gasps; he wanted to hear her cry out. With a malicious grin, he grasped a handful of her silky silver hair and pulled back, just in time to yank her maw from Eugene’s cock as he hit his own climax.

“H…hey, watch it!” The chubby pale grey furred Opossum winced as Alicia’s sharp teeth scraped along his sensitive cock when she was so rudely yanked backward by her hair, but he was already too far gone at that point to stop his climax. His first shot of seed caught Alicia under the chin, with the subsequent and weaker spurts spattering across her exposed chest and breasts.

“Don’t worry, she can kiss it better…after I’m done with her” Mango smirked at the Opossum gently cradling his softening dick. He meanwhile had more important things on his mind, like proving who was the superior one here. He was a wizard, and she was nothing but a useless muggle, with a nice ass and a tight cunt, but still, he was better than her! The albino weasel snarled as he tried to fuck Alicia harder, tried to abuse her pussy with his cock, but the reality was, even in that department he was rather unremarkable and so he did nothing of the sort. All he succeeded in doing was working himself to a quicker climax than he would have liked, the snow leopardess cunt took a pounding and kept on ticking, no worse for wear. While his cock twitched and pulsed pathetically with each weak spurt of cum inside her, Mango panted and all but gasped for breath from exerting himself so much; while Alicia simply purred and groaned wantonly, she even ground her hips back against him as if asking for more. But the weasel’s bright pink cock was already shrinking in defeat, he would need time to recover before he could attempt to conquer the pussy’s pussy again. The only evidence Mango had even been inside Alicia was a small trickle of white from between her pouting pink folds, he had not been enough to gape her snug cunt even a little.

Alicia turned about and smiled at the four men sitting and panting in her living room, her gaze moving from one to another with an almost expectant glance. But only Lefton dared meet her gaze, he would not be outdone by a mere muggle. He was not beaten yet, if she wanted more, he would give her more!

“I’m not done with you yet, kitten, bend over and lift your tail…show me that pretty pink pucker of yours” the black hooded rat almost snarled, his crooked nose twitching in agitation. As he watched Alicia turn around and get to all fours again, Lefton retrieved a small Invigoration Draught from his coat pocket and downed it; within moments he felt his energy return, along with renewed rigidity in his cock.

The beautiful snow leopardess was leaning against Eugene’s beanbag as she reached behind herself to grasp and spread her pert buttocks for the rat. As he approached, Lefton grasped the felines long spotted tail and lifted it up high, while passing it to Eugene to hold out the way seeing as the charm keeping it aloft had faded; which the Opossum diligently did as he watched his friend settle in behind the feline. With a look of concentration, Lefton lined himself up with the small pink opening beneath Alicia’s twitching tail and began to slowly sink into her. He wasn’t sure what he expected, but it definitely wasn’t as good as what he felt. Her ass felt far better than even her mouth, it was hot, tight and swallowed him greedily. Bert wasn’t kidding when he commented on how she clenched down around his cock, as Lefton was feeling the same thing now.

Even with the Flobberworm mucus, Alicia was able to clench down tight enough to briefly halt his motions. Lefton didn’t want to cum too soon, he needed to prove himself, he needed to best this goddamn muggle most of all. But her ass just felt too good, even after having climaxed not that long ago and having popped an energy potion, he could feel his balls begin to churn with a growing need to cum again. With his nails digging into the snow leopardess’s hips to try hold her still, Lefty tried his hardest to stop her from grinding back onto him and working him ever closer to another climax prematurely. As much as he wanted to dominate and humiliate her by fucking her like this, it was not working and clearly she was enjoying it too much. Before he knew what hit him, Lefton gave a surprised high-pitched squeal as he came hard, or at least what felt like it. In reality, his small balls barely produced more than another spurt or two of rat seed to add to the rabbits own under the felines tail.

When the rat finally came down from his climax and his cock had softened enough to slip free of Alicia’s snug little asshole of its own accord, the four men tried to look anywhere but at each other. Especially when she again sat down and looked at them expectantly, as if she were still eager for more. Finally, the four wizards looked at each other before coming to an unspoken conclusion, they would simply call this one a draw and try again next time, after being more and better prepared. They hastily got dressed and made for the front door, but not before Lefton paused before leaving to utter a single word while aiming his wand at the confused and disappointed looking feline…”Obliviate.”

“Next time, let’s not take on a goddamn Succubus?” Mango grumbled as he stuffed his hands in his trouser pockets, his shoulders slumped in defeat as they headed down the stairs of Alicia’s apartment building.

“Do you think all muggles are like that?” Bert pondered as he absently rubbed at one of his balding ears again.

“Sex crazed? Probably, how else would they outnumber us wizards the way they do?” Lefton sighed and rubbed at his rather empty feeling balls, they had never felt so light before. It almost felt as if he had accidentally cast Wingardium Leviosa on his own crotch.

“W…w…who should we try with next?” Eugene suddenly piped up from behind.