Always Read The Waiver

Story by VTFur on SoFurry

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Derek agrees to go with his hyena boyfriend Toby to check out a new club, The Dragon's Den. The club offers the chance to get hands on with dragons, and Derek and Toby learn they should have taken the time to thoroughly read the liability waiver! Basically a soft vore story, but don't worry, it works out for Derek and Toby in the end! One of those stories that came out of nowhere and spilled out of me in a day! Hope you enjoy it!


I stood waiting for my boyfriend to meet me outside of The Dragon’s Den. I turned to look up again at the huge neon sign above the door shaped like a dragon. The club was in a large repurposed warehouse. It had just opened up a few weeks ago, and my boyfriend Toby had begged me to come with him.

“Derek! You came!” Toby called to me from down the street. I turned and grinned as the tall burly hyena jogged up to me and wrapped me in a tight hug. He lifted me off my feet briefly as he licked my cheek in greeting.

“Gah, put me down you doofus!” I laughed, blushing slightly as he finally put me back down after drenching my cheek in saliva. I playfully smacked him in the chest. He knew these public displays of affection embarrassed me, but it didn’t stop him.

“I don’t know about you, but I’m excited to see some dragons!” Toby said eagerly.

“Didn’t Eric come here the other night? What did he have to say?” I asked.

“Yea, he told me he was going to come check it out. I texted him to ask how it was, but he never got back to me!” Toby told me, and shrugged.

”Weird, he’s usually pretty prompt in responding to texts” I mused.

“Maybe he just missed my text. Why are we standing out here talking about Eric? Dragons!” Toby exclaimed excitedly, grabbing me by the shoulders and shaking me vigorously. I couldn’t help but laugh at his excitement.

“Ok, ok! Keep your fur on!” I said. Toby grabbed my hand, and literally dragged me inside. The lobby area was furnished with some couches, and a bored looking man stood behind a counter tapping on a computer keyboard. He looked up in surprise as Toby practically bounded up to the counter with me in tow.

“We’d like to see some dragons please!” Toby announced cheerfully. The clerk chuckled at Toby’s enthusiasm.

“Well that’s what we’re here for! But before I let you in, just a liability waiver for you to sign and I’ll need the entry fee. Dragons can be dangerous creatures, and there is always the risk of injury when interacting with them! Well the dragons here are intelligent, and not feral, there is still some possible risk due to their size” the clerk told them. He reached under the counter and pulled out a form for each of us, and slid them across the counter to us. The forms were a wall of text, with a small box at the bottom for signatures.

“After reading, please print your name, then sign and date next to it” the clerk requested. Toby barely glanced at the form, eagerly signed it and slid it back. Toby paid the clerk for us, and I had begun to actually read the long document, until Toby elbowed me firmly in the ribs, causing me to grunt.

“Let’s go! Sign it! Blah, blah, blah, it’s not their fault if a dragon sits on you! It would be an awesome way to die anyway!” Toby exclaimed impatiently. I sighed, then signed and dated the form, and slid it back.

“Everything seems to be in order!” the clerk said after checking our forms. He reached under the counter again and produced two plastic bins, like the ones you might see at airport security. “Please remove your clothes, and place them in the bin with your other personal belongings. I’ll keep them safe for you”

“Wait, we’re supposed to get naked?” I asked with uncertainty, and glanced at Toby. The hyena didn’t even hesitate, and already had his shirt off, and was in the process of pulling his shorts down. He tossed his clothes into the bin, then looked expectantly at me, making hurrying up motions with his hands.

“C’mon, you heard the man! Clothes off!” Toby said with a grin.

“Um, why are we taking off our clothes?” I asked with a raised eyebrow.

“It’s a nudist club, it’s a much more sensual experience when you can feel the dragon’s scales against your entire body! Trust me, you won’t regret it!” the clerk assured me.

“You kinda failed to mention that little tidbit to me Toby!” I sighed, and began pulling my shirt over my head. The next thing I knew Toby’s hands were undoing my belt, and sliding my pants down before I even had my shirt off.

“Geez Toby, have a little patience!” I said with a laugh.

“Sorry, I’m just so excited!” Toby said sheepishly. I finished undressing, and placed my clothes in the bin. The clerk unlocked a cabinet behind him, and placed the bins inside, then closed and locked it again.

“Alright then gentlemen, just through the curtains there. Each of the dragons have their own pit, walk around and speak to any of them. If they already have someone with them though, try to find one that isn’t already entertaining guests. The dragon’s are usually pretty much up for anything, just be sure to ask before touching their genitals though, it’s the polite thing to do! But knowing them, they won't mind. Enjoy yourselves!” the clerk said and grinned.

“Thank you, we will!” Toby said eagerly, grabbing my hand again and pulling me to the curtains. We slipped through, and Toby gasped as he took in the room before him. There were about a dozen shallow pits scattered throughout the room, most of which contained a lounging dragon. The pits were upholstered, and had large pillows scattered throughout them. Each pit had a privacy wall that obscured the view into them from the other ones near them. The various dragons ranged in size, but all of them were quite large. The dragons ran the full range of colors, it was like a scaly rainbow in there. Some of the dragons had visitors, and as we walked through the room we did our best not to stare. In one pit, a large dragon with emerald green scales had a man lounging in his paw as he took long slow licks up the man’s entire body with his long forked tongue. In another pit, a pair of horse anthros simply lounged against the belly of a golden scaled dragon as they chatted. As we paused to look at them, a deep rumbling voice called out to us.

“Hey, you two! The hyena and the guy! I’ve got nobody over here in my pit, come on over!” At the next pit over, a massive black scaled dragon’s head was peering over the top of the privacy wall at us. Their golden eyes looked us over eagerly. Toby looked at me, and nodded, and pulled me with him as we went over to the black dragon’s pit. As we came around the privacy wall, we both stared, our jaws dropping open. The black scaled behemoth before us was the largest dragon we had seen yet. The dragon grinned at us as we stared at him. The dragon’s head was so large it probably could have comfortably fit both of us in their jaws. It looked down at us from a long slender neck, some 10ft above us. The dragon’s body must have been at least 30ft long, and that didn’t even include the long tail that lazily swept back and forth across the floor. Their black scales glittered like onyx in the light, the scales on their belly were a dark sapphire blue.

“Holy shit!” Toby whispered next to me, and gripped my hand a little tighter. I had to agree, the huge dragon was intimidating.

“Well don’t just stand there gawking, come on over!” the dragon invited in a jovial tone. His friendly manner helped put us at ease. “My name is Enox, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“My name’s Toby, and this is my boyfriend Derek! Very nice to meet you too Enox!” Toby said nervously. We lingered at the edge of Enox’s pit, still feeling a little unsure of ourselves. Suddenly Enox’s tail swept behind us, and gently nudged us into his pit. We both stumbled on the shallow step down into the pit, and ended up bracing ourselves against Enox’s belly to save ourselves from falling over. The dragon chuckled at our shocked looks. Our shock quickly turned to wonder as we ran our hands over the soft warm scales of Enox’s belly. I was taken aback at how silkily smooth and soft they felt. Enox rumbled contentedly as we rubbed his belly.

“Oh my god, your scales feel amazing!” Toby said dreamily, as he flopped his whole body against Enox’s belly, and rubbed his arms across it. I had to agree, and taking Toby’s lead, leaned fully against Enox as well. The dragon’s belly slowly rose and fell with his breathing, the sensation was incredibly soothing.

“I’m glad you’re enjoying yourselves. Feel free to explore the rest of my body, don’t be shy…” Enox said with a sly grin and a wink. I glanced down toward the dragon’s groin, and my eyes widened as I saw the tip of Enox’s cock peeking from his genital slit. Toby’s eyes were closed, and he had a big goofy grin on his face as he slowly rubbed his arms across the scales of Enox’s belly.

“Toby!” I whispered, and when he didn’t acknowledge me, I nudged him in the ribs.

“What!” Toby hissed in mild irritation, opening his eyes to see what I wanted. I gestured with my chin, and indicated with my eyes where to look, and Toby turned his head, gasping loudly when he saw Enox’s cock.

“Holy crap!” Toby whispered, and turned to look up at Enox. The dragon gave him a toothy grin.

“You can touch it if you like, I don’t mind” Enox offered. Toby didn’t need to be told twice, and quickly moved over to take a closer look at Enox’s massive cock as it was slowly emerging. He sniffed deeply at the massive pillar of black flesh, and a shiver ran through him. Enox’s cock was bigger than Toby, and he raised his hand to touch it, but hesitated, and looked at Enox again for confirmation it was ok to touch. The dragon simply grinned wider and nodded his permission. Toby placed his hand on Enox’s slick cock, and wonderingly ran his hand down it. Enox sighed contentedly, and emboldened by the dragon’s reaction, Toby extended his tongue and took a long lick along the length of it.

“Oh, that tastes amazing!” Toby exclaimed, and continued taking long slow licks along Enox’s cock. Enox sighed with pleasure at the feeling of Toby’s small tongue licking him. I simply stood and watched as Toby enjoyed himself, but was startled when Enox unexpectedly curled his paw around me, and lifted me off my feet.

“Your friend seems to be having all the fun, you look like you could use some yourself” Enox practically purred. The dragon’s long red tongue extended and curled across his muzzle as he looked me over. I shivered, slightly nervous at what he might have in mind. Enox leaned his head closer, his forked tongue extending to lick firmly across me. I moaned quietly at the feeling of that huge tongue pushing me back against his paw. I was instantly hard as that slick appendage washed over my entire body again and again. I could faintly hear Toby slurping across Enox’s cock. Enox huffed loudly, then placed me back down. I looked to see Toby had stopped licking, and was leaning against Enox’s belly, panting loudly. Toby’s own cock was dangling from his sheath.

“Giving up already? I suppose I can’t blame you, it’s bigger than your entire body after all!” Enox said with a chuckle. “Let me show you how it’s done!” Enox leaned over, and took his own cock in his mouth. We watched with amazement, and slight envy, as we saw his long tongue curl around his cock as he bobbed his head as he sucked on himself. The lewd sounds of his sucking filled the air, and we watched breathlessly as his tongue twisted and slid against his length. Toby idly began to stroke himself as he watched. Enox shuddered, and groaned quietly, and his hips quivered as his load began pumping into his mouth. He sucked tightly on himself as he came, not spilling a single drop. With a loud satisfied sigh, Enox raised his head and licked his muzzle. He looked down to see Toby stroking himself and grinned.

“Wouldn’t want you to waste that load out here, I want a taste!” Enox exclaimed, reaching towards Toby.

“Wait, what?” Toby asked in confusion, then yelped in surprise when Enox picked him up by the scruff of his neck. Enox’s jaws cracked open, and he tilted his head back. I watched in shock as he lifted Toby above his jaws…and dropped him in. The dragon’s jaws snapped shut loudly, and I could only stare as a squirming bulge moved down Enox’s throat.

“You ate him!” I yelled in shock. Enox looked surprised by my outburst.

“He…he signed the waiver didn’t he?” Enox asked, then started to look worried.

“Well, yea, we both did, but you ate him!” I said again in disbelief. Enox looked relieved when I confirmed we had signed the waivers.

“Well, sure I ate him! I mean…you did read the waivers right? What kind of idiot signs a legally binding document without reading it?” Enox said with a laugh. When I simply continued staring at him in shock, he looked at me in disbelief. “You guys seriously didn’t read the waiver? Well, that’s not my fault!” Enox said irritably.

“You ate him…” I said again, beginning to sound like a broken record. Enox rolled his eyes at me.

“Well, you both agreed to the risk of this by signing the waiver, so you might as well join him!” Enox said, reaching for me with a sigh. I was still so in shock, I didn’t even move as he scooped me up again. It wasn’t until he tilted his head back, and his jaws yawned open before me that I snapped out of my daze.

“No, wait!” I cried, but I was already tumbling out of his paw and into his jaws. As I slid across his tongue, his jaws slowly shut. I looked around in fear, it was almost completely dark in his mouth. His breath was horrible, and it was incredibly hot and humid. As I was still trying to wrap my mind around the situation, his tongue lurched beneath me, and sent me sliding towards his throat. I shouted in fear as I slipped over the edge into his slick quivering throat. The fleshy tunnel rippled around me as I rapidly slid down it. In seconds, I slipped through a tight sphincter, and was dumped into Enox’s stomach, colliding with Toby. He yelped in surprise when I landed on him. Some light managed to pass through Enox’s hide, creating a dim visibility, and when Toby saw it was me, he grabbed me, and hugged me tightly.

“Oh Derek, I’m so sorry I got us into this mess!” Toby sobbed as he clutched me. I grimaced and gagged slightly at the odor of Enox’s stomach, if I had thought his breath was bad, this was infinitely worse. We stood ankle deep in a murky fluid that I could only assume was stomach acid. It caused a slight tingling sensation against my skin, but thankfully didn’t actually burn. The slick walls of his stomach pulsated gently, and we could hear the thundering sound of his heartbeat. I looked around, trying to figure out what to do. Toby buried his face in my shoulder and whined pitifully.

“Don’t worry, we’ll figure this out” I assured him, as I rubbed his back to comfort him. I didn’t think Enox was going to cough us up, so that left only one alternative. I disentangled myself from Toby, and crawled around, feeling along the bottom of Enox’s stomach. After a moment of searching I found it. The sphincter that led into Enox’s intestines. I pressed against it with my hands, and after pushing a bit harder, they slid through.

“Toby, come here!” I called. Looking dejected, Toby crawled over to me.

“What is it?” he asked disheartedly.

“If we want to get out of here…I think this is the only way” I told him.

“A way out? How?” Toby asked, starting to perk up a little with hope.

“Well, I don’t think we’re getting back out through the top, but maybe we can get out through the bottom…” I suggested.

“You mean…out his ass?” Toby asked, sounding unsure.

“That, or stay here and get digested” I said. Almost as if to prove my point, the walls of Enox’s stomach quivered violently as it gurgled loudly.

“Ok, sounds like we better hurry!” Toby said in panic as he huddled against me.

“There’s an opening here, we’re going to have to push our way in. Then I think we’re gonna have to do quite a bit of crawling. Ready? We can do this!” I said encouragingly. Toby sighed and nodded. I nodded back, and stuck my hands back into the sphincter. I grunted as I pushed as hard as I could, it was tight, and seemed to fight against me, but I still managed to sink my arms in further.

“It’s working!” Toby said excitedly. I nodded, and kept pushing.

“I’m gonna have to stick my head into this fluid, help me out and give me a push, ok?” I asked. Toby nodded, and put his hands on my back. I took a deep breath, then closed my eyes tightly as I dipped my head into Enox’s stomach acid. Toby immediately pushed against my back, and I felt my upper body begin to slide through the tight sphincter. I felt Toby grab my legs and shove as hard as he could, and the rest of me slipped through. My head was no longer submerged, and I cautiously opened one eye, and took a breath. The air was stuffy in Enox’s intestines, but luckily I could still breathe. I felt Toby’s hands brush against my feet, and quickly turned around to grab them and pulled as hard as I could. With a loud grunt, his upper body slipped through, and he gasped. I continued tugging, and he landed on top of me.

“Holy shit, this might actually work!” Toby panted. It was tight quarters in Enox’s intestines, and it smelled no better than his stomach did. I slowly began crawling further into them as Toby followed closely. I was thankful Enox was so huge, otherwise what we were doing might have been impossible in a smaller dragon. Even as large as Enox was, his intestines were still snug against our bodies as we crawled. I had no idea how long we had crawled for, but it was starting to get tough to breath. I was starting to get a little light headed, when after crawling around a final bend, we found ourselves at another sphincter. Toby bumped into me when I stopped.

“It’s another sphincter!” I told him.

“Are we finally there?” Toby asked wearily.

“It might be his rectum, and if that’s the case, we’re almost out of here”. I said breathlessly. I slid my hands into the sphincter, and pried it open, sliding my arms in. I pulled the rest of myself through, and tumbled into a larger chamber. Like the rest of Enox’s inside, it did not smell great, but on the plus side it seemed easier to breath. Toby pulled himself through behind me, and fell on top of me. The slick walls twitched around us, and a shaft of light shined through a puckered opening on the other side of the fleshy chamber. I crawled over, and slipped my hand in. I could see outside, and Enox’s rectum twitched violently again. We had made it.

“Toby and Derek?” Enox said in surprise, then laughed loudly. I grimaced and started forcing my way out of Enox’s ass. After the dimness of being inside of Enox, I squinted at the bright light. Enox laughed again as he watched me squirm out of him. I pulled my legs out, and rolled off and collapsed onto the floor next to him, gasping for air. After I was out, Toby wiggled his way free. He flopped to the floor next to me, and curled his arm around me.

“I can’t believe we made it!” Toby said, hugging me.

“Wow, you guys really didn’t want to be eaten!” Enox commented with a chuckle. “I have to admit, feeling you guys crawling through my insides felt pretty great!”

“Glad you enjoyed it” I said sarcastically as I sat up. I grimaced as I ran my hand through the foul smelling, slimy fluids coating my body. Toby’s fur was completely drenched and matted.

“You aren’t going to eat us again are you?” Toby asked worriedly.

“Nah, I won’t” Enox said with a chuckle. One of the horses we had seen with the golden dragon earlier was walking by, and Enox leaned over and snatched him up, causing the horse to cry out in surprise.

“Hey, what are you doing!” the horse asked angrily.

“You read the waiver before signing it, right?’ Enox asked the horse, poking him in the chest and holding them in front of his jaws.

“Uh, well, I glanced at it” the horse told him, sounding slightly embarrassed.

”Unbelievable…” Enox said as he shook his head in disbelief. The dragon sighed, then casually tossed the shocked horse into his jaws, and swallowed him. Toby and I looked at each other fearfully.

“We’re…going to go now” I said cautiously.

“Allright, you guys have a good night, thanks for coming by!” Enox said cheerfully as he rubbed his belly.

“Thanks Enox, it was…interesting to meet you” Toby said nervously.

“Tip for you guys if you come back, let the dragon know up front you don’t want to be eaten! It says that in the waiver if you had bothered to read it! I’m going to tell him to start quizzing people on what’s in that waiver before letting them in here!” Enox said irritably.

“Yea… we’ll keep that in mind, thanks Enox” I said warily. I grabbed Toby’s arm, and for once dragged him behind me. As we burst through the curtains into the lobby, the clerk looked up from his computer, seeming surprised to see us.

“Oh, hey guys! How did it go?” he asked.

”We got freaking swallowed!” Toby exclaimed loudly.

“Well, that was in the waiver! You guys did sign it after all, not our fault if you don’t bother to actually read it!” the clerk said defensively.

“Could have warned us at least!” I said reproachfully.

“Yea, but what fun would that have been?” he said with a chuckle. He turned to the cabinet behind him and removed the bins with our things, and put them on the counter.

“Is there at least somewhere we can clean up? We’re absolutely covered in gunk” I asked.

“Sure, bathrooms over there. There’s a shower in it you can use” the clerk offered.

“Thanks” I said grouchily. We grabbed the bins with our things, and headed to the bathroom.

The bathroom was rather dreary, and lit by flickering fluorescent lights. There were two toilet stalls, and a much larger stall at the end that I assumed was the shower. I opened the door to the shower, expecting it to be disgusting, but thankfully it was relatively clean. There was even a bottle of body wash on the shelf in it. The shower was big enough for both of us, and Toby slipped in with me. The shock of the situation we had just gone through was starting to wear off, and I realized just how horrible the two of us stank.

“I’m going to be so glad to get this crap off of us! I don’t think I ever want to see another dragon again!” Toby exclaimed. I turned on the shower knobs, and adjusted the water temperature to be comfortable. I grabbed the body wash and squirted a huge dollop into my hand, then passed it to Toby, who started squirting it directly into his fur. After nearly emptying the bottle on himself, he simply tossed it on the floor and began to lather the soap into his fur. It didn't take me long to get clean, and I turned my attention to running my hands through Toby’s sudsy fur, massaging the body wash into him. Toby sighed contentedly as I vigorously rubbed his body.

“Finally starting not to smell like dragon guts!” I commented with a laugh.

“You were so brave in there, I thought we were goners!” Toby said as he turned to me.

“Someone has to keep an eye on you” I replied with a grin, sliding my hands down to his sheath, and giving it a squeeze. Toby huffed, taking my head in his hands, and leaned down to hungrily press his lips against mine. His cock began to slide free in my hand as I rubbed his sheath. I stroked it briefly, then slid my hands up to grip his head, gently rubbing his ears with my thumbs as we kissed. Toby tilted his head as his long tongue forced its way into my mouth and began wrestling with mine. After some passionate kissing, we pulled apart to catch our breaths.

“Who knew almost dying could be such a turn on?” Toby asked, then pressed his lips back to mine. I rubbed my hands across his chest as he slowly backed me up until I bumped into the tiled wall. He slid his hands down my body, and hoisted me up by my thighs as I slung my arms around his neck, and wrapped my legs around his waist. He panted in anticipation as he grabbed his cock, and lined it up with my ass. I bit my lip as he lowered me onto his twitching cock, then moaned with pleasure as it sank deeply into me. I tilted my head back as he lapped at my neck, grunting softly with each powerful thrust he made into me. His thrusting pace began to increase, and he stopped licking my neck and bit down gently on my shoulder. His hips quivered as his load erupted into me, filling me with warmth. I gritted my teeth, tightened my arms around his neck and groaned as I shot my load into the wet fur of his stomach. I sighed contentedly as he lifted me off his cock, and placed me back on my feet. I wrapped my arms back around him, hugging him tightly. Toby leaned his head against mine as he hugged me back.

“Let’s get the hell out of here” I said with a sigh. Toby started laughing, hugged me tighter, then let go of me.

‘I totally agree!” Toby said with another laugh. We quickly finished showering, cleaning up the new messes we had made on each other, then pulled our clothes back on. The clerk gave us a wave as we headed out, but only got a frown from us in return. After the foul odors of Enox’s insides, the fresh air outside never smelled so good. As we walked down the sidewalk, Toby’s phone chimed, and he pulled it out to see who texted him.

“Who is it?” I asked curiously.

“It’s Eric! He said once he read the waiver, no way he was going to risk getting eaten by a dragon! If only he had texted back sooner!” Toby lamented.

“Better late than never!” I said and laughed. Toby began laughing as he slung his arm around my shoulders as we headed home.