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*Hm? What's this heavy pressure I'm feeling? Ugh! And what is that terrible smell?!* Ernest woke up and coughed. When he got his bearings back, the first thing he noticed was a big, blue, furry mass obscuring his vision. The second thing he noticed was the sound of giggling coming from above him. “Meh heh heh! Hey “hero". How's it going?" Asked the blue creature. Ernest groaned as he recognized the voice. “Zorbak. What the heck did you do to me?" He asked. Zorbak chuckled. “I shrank you." He said. Ernest struggled. “Don't suppose you'd find it in your heart to tell me why." Ernest said knowing exactly what the answer would be. Zorbak groaned. “I was hired to do it. I know I'm a liar, but it's the truth." He said. Ernest was stunned. “Since when do you take orders from other people?!" He asked. He then felt Zorbak shudder. “Ugh! Let's just say this guy was very…persuasive. And I'd tell who it was if it weren't for the fact that you would never believe me. Besides, I've been wanting to pay you back for a certain…incident involving The Necropolis." Zorbak said as he returned to his normal personality. “Incident? What incident are you talking about?' Asked Ernest. Zorbak growled. “Well, when I gave you my school ID, I was expecting you and that goody-goody Paladin to destroy the school without it ever coming back to haunt me. A few weeks later, I get a bill that says I owe over 800,000 Gold in damages for a lab I destroyed! You wouldn't happen to know anything about that…would you?" He asked.

Ernest thought about it for a bit before laughing. “Oh I remember now! The look on that professor's face was absolutely priceless!" He yelled. Zorbak smiled and put more weight on Ernest's body. “Ahhhh! Zorbak, are sitting on me?!" Yelled Ernest. Zorbak howled with laughter. “Yeah! And you're incredibly soft and comfy too. And since I can't kill you or do any experiments on you, well this the third most satisfying thing I could think of." He said. Ernest struggled harder underneath Zorbak's furry butt. “Stop struggling! You're under my butt now and you're going to have to deal with it because I'm not getting up for a LONG time!" Yelled Zorbak. Ernest sighed. Zorbak smiled and shuffled back in his seat until his butthole was directly over Ernest's face. Ernest groaned as the smell from Zorbak's butt invaded his sense of smell. Zorbak sighed and picked up a book. “Of course, I suppose I DO owe you thanks for actually destroying The Necropolis. So I'll go a little bit easy on the fart tortue." He said taking the marker out of his book and turning the book to the first page. Ernest groaned. “I don't wanna hear it. Now pipe down and be sure to take deep sniffs." Said Zorbak. Ernest sighed in defeat. Zorbak leaned back and grinned as he ripped a small fart on Ernest's face. Ernest quietly moaned and sniffed his fart. Zorbak smiled and wiggled his butt a bit before settling down and reading his book. *This sucks! I can't believe I have to lay here and sniff Zorbak's farts. Well…on a positive note his butt is actually really soft.* FRRRRRRRRT! Ernest moaned and sniffed his fart. “I'd get used to it if I were you. I'm just getting started." Zorbak said turning a page in his book. Ernest sighed and waited for Zorbak to make a move. Zorbak wasn't really into the book he was reading. He was just using it as an excuse to actually try to keep his word to go easy.

FRRRRRRRRRT! FSSSSSSSSST! Ernest quickly coughed before taking big sniffs of the Moglin's gas. Zorbak put the book down and and giggled as he opened up a telepathic connection. “How's the smell down there, hero?" He asked. Ernest groaned. “Disgusting. You ever hear of toilet paper? It's an amazing invention that would work wonders for you." He said. Zorbak laughed before he rubbed his butthole on Ernest's face. “I'll take it under advisement. Now give me a big kiss." He said. Ernest groaned. He DID NOT want to kiss Zorbak's butt. However, he didn't really have a choice. Ernest puckered up and kissed his dirty butthole. Zorbak murred as he felt Ernest's lips against his butt." Mmmmmm…that feels really nice." He moaned. Ernest couldn't help but smile. “You really enjoy that don't you?" He asked. Zorbak smiled and farted in Ernest's mouth. Ernest coughed as Zorbak finished farting on him. “I'd be lying if I said I didn't. It feels really nice." He said. Ernest resumed his butt kissing causing Zorbak to moan a little louder. FRRRRT! Ernest coughed as he tried to keep kissing Zorbak's butt. Zorbak moaned and began to wag his tail. “Stop. I can't take it anymore." He finally managed to say. Ernest smiled and closed his mouth. Zorbak panted as he leaned back. “Geez you're good at that." He said. Ernest chuckled. “Thanks. You know, I thought I was going to absolutely hate this. But it isn't so bad." He said. Zorbak chuckled. “Uh-oh. I'm afraid I can't have you thinking that. Open up nice and wide, hero." He said. Ernest groaned in annoyance, but obeyed anyways. Zorbak sighed as he leaned all the way back into the chair. FRRRRRRRT! BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP! Ernest coughed and gagged as he felt Zorbak's farts travel down his throat. Zorbak sighed in relief before ripping another fart into Ernest's mouth and throat. “So hero, do my farts taste good?" He asked knowing full well what the answer was going to be. Ernest coughed.

“No. No they don't Zorbak." He said. Zorbak smiled and ripped another fart. Ernest coughed before smiling deviously. Zorbak's entire body tensed up as he felt Ernest's tongue touch his butthole. Ernest chuckled. “You want me to keep going?" He asked. Zorbak groaned. “For a little bit." He said. Ernest smiled and ran his tongue along Zorbak's butthole causing the Moglin to moan loudly. Ernest listened as Zorbak's moans turned to whines. “Stop!" Yelled Zorbak. Ernest immediately stopped and went back to sniffing the Moglin's butt. Zorbak panted harder. “Dear God you are AMAZING!" He said. Ernest smiled and kept sniffing his butt. FRRRRRRRNNNNNNT! Ernest moaned as he sniffed Zorbak's latest fart. Zorbak chuckled. “Sorry hero. But I'm going to hit you hard for a bit. I hope you're ready because the worst of my farts are getting closer I can feel it. Meh heh heh hehe!" He said as he ground his butthole against Ernest's face. Ernest groaned as the Moglin's butt was pressed hard against his face. FRRRRRRRRNNNNNNT! FSSSSSSSSST! BRRRRRRNNNNNT! Ernest coughed and retched as he was forced to snif Zorbak's latest assault. Zorbak cackled. “Ahhhhh…that felt amazing to let out. Hang on hero, I got some more on the way." He said. Ernest groaned as he was assaulted with more farts from the Necromancer. Zorbak sighed and wiggled his butt from side to side. Ernest groaned. “Mmmmmm…you really are super comfy. It's too bad I gotta let ya go in four hours. It's what it is I suppose." He said ripping another fart on Ernest's face. Ernest coughed and kept sniffing his butt. Zorbak murred and wagged his tail. BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP! BRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNT! FSSSSSSST! Ernest coughed and began to try to push Zorbak off of him. Zorbak smiled and pinned his arms underneath his butt. “Calm down. I'm gonna ease up now so relax." He said wiggling his butt. Ernest groaned as he tried to calm down.

Zorbak was enjoying the feel of Ernest's body underneath his butt and kept wiggling his butt on the Warrior's body. Ernest smiled as he listened to Zorbak's moans. “You're truly enjoying this aren't you Zorbak? I never imagined I could be so comfy." He said giving Zorbak's butthole a quick kiss. Zorbak shuddered and farted in his mouth. “You've no idea." He said. Ernest smiled and sniffed his fart. The two talked to each other for two hours and before they knew it, it was five minutes until Zorbak had to let Ernest go. “Ahhhhh! I can finally feel my limbs again." Ernest said as Zorbak returned him to his normal size. Zorbak chuckled. Ernest reached for the knob when he turned around. “Hey Zorbak. I know you're not going to tell me who made you do this to me, but if you swear on your love for Necromancy that you won't tell anyone about what happened here, then I'll be your fart cushion for two whole days a week. Deal?" He said holding out his hand. Zorbak thought about it. “Three days and then it's a deal." He said. Ernest rolled his eyes. “All right then, three days a week it is." He said shaking Zorbak's hand. Zorbak placed his hand over his heart> “I, Zorbak the Necromancer, hereby swear on my love for Necromancy, that I shall not reveal the events that transpired between me and the Dragon Lord Ernest on the day of September 2, 2016 for as long as we both shall live." He said. Ernest smiled and ran off back to Falconreach, eager to start his next adventure.