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A Picture's Worth a Thousand Pounds

By Otteronymous

"God damn phones," Onyx muttered, the bull's greasy fingers slipping across the iPhone screen. "They never build these things for real men."

Twisting and turning with labored grunts, Onyx caught glimpses of his barely mobile, 1000lb frame. Parts of his massive form, from his sprawling double belly that hung to the floor, all the way to his pieced, sagging moobs, found their way into the viewfinder, but never at the same time.

The swaddling, sweaty bull had always loved his size, and thanks to last night's Taco Bell feast, he was one step closer to never having to walk again. This fact, combined with the 2 minutes of excretion needed to get his morbid carriage out of bed at 4pm, had him worked up something fierce, driving the bull to capture the moment for hedonistic posterity.

"Piece of crap technology, I'll be damned if I'm getting myself one of them selfie sticks."

As if by providence, the apartment door opened, signifying the return of Jasper, the bull's slightly more mobile, 600lb boyfriend.

Onyx watched the door as the stallion's belly first peeked into view, trailed by his wide, feminine hips, and punctuate by a gargantuan ass that was barely contained in his size 7XL khakis.

"Hey babe, are you up?" came Jasper's slightly feminine voice as he entered, the stallion awkwardly balancing a dozen bags of groceries on his rotund, stretch-mark laden belly. "I got you some dinner."

Onyx smiled, delighted by the return of his loving boyfriend who was never without a gift for his slovenly, perpetually hungry bull.

Jasper set the food onto the bedside table, knocking countless empty trays and wrappers of food to the floor, unconcerned as their greasy runoff soaked into the grimy carpet.

"Babe, are you trying to take pictures of yourself again?" Jasper said, seeing the bull palm his phone.

"Gotta get a couple shots of this beautiful temple, hon." Onyx said as he waddled over and placed his hands on Jasper's monstrous hips.

"I'm lookin' tuh show off all the hard work you've put into me."

Jasper frowned.

"Babe, you know how I feel about this. I'm just not comfortable sharing you like---"

Onyx shoved his massive gut into his boyfriend's belly as he went in for a kiss, their colliding paunches forcing each other to belch into one another's mouth, the saliva of each lover dripping from the other's muzzle.

"Come on, Jasper," Onyx said, kneading his sagging belly as he spoke. "Don't you just love how my tits drape over this big ol' belly?"

Jasper whined as he admired Onyx's body, the wave of days-old musk that wafted from the bull's folds causing his knees to shake.

"I...I do, babe."

"Damn right you do. This is 1000lbs of grade-A bull meat. You can't go hiding beauty like mine away from the world now, can you?"

Onyx pulled Jasper close, locking lips with his lover again. The stallion moaned as the bull's thick tongue pressed into his own, the taste and stench of Onyx's sticky foodhole causing him to go woozy. Onyx slathered his tongue over the stallion's broad, flat teeth, his tongue picking and sucking at the specks of food lodged between the equine's wide, flat chompers.

"I...I don't know," Jasper whispered, breaking the kiss.

"Then let's discuss it over dinner." Onyx said as he wormed his tongue into Jasper's flared snout; the bull's lips locking over the nostrils before greedily sucking out the copious amounts of thick, gelatinous snot lodged within like a plunger on a clogged toilet.

Jasper's eyes rolled back as he was pulled forward, the bull loudly sucking huge globs of chunky, mucky snot from his lover's nostrils as he dragged the two of them to the bed. With a labored grunt and a loud creak, Onyx fell back onto the bed, it's steel reinforced frame groaning under the sheer bulk as the filthy bull spread out onto the muddy-brown bedsheets.

Jasper's heart raced as his fatty, overworked heart struggled to pump blood to his bulbous, dripping loins, the stallion deftly snatching up the gallons of milk he brought home, eager to give his beautiful hog a proper stuffing.

A wet schluck filled the room as Jasper peeled off his khakis, a slimy veneer of filth dripping off his soaked pants as he chucked them to the corner with a wet splat.

"You're such a disgusting little pony," Onyx said, causing Jasper to blush. "And I love it."

Ever since meeting the love of his life, Jasper delighted in almost never having to wash or bath, the stallion perpetually horny as he felt his own filth grind between his legs all day at work. The disgusted looks and upturned noses of his co-workers were nothing but a bonus, their dejection of his vile hygiene a handy litmus test on how worked up his boyfriend would get that evening.

Onyx grinned as he positioned himself on his back with his head between the stallion's thighs, his mouth watering as he gazed at the sloppy, sweaty melons that hung between them.

"I love you," Jasper said, grabbing the bull by his massive nose-ring.

"I love you too, honey," the bull replied, eagerly lapping at the stallion's sweaty, acrid testicles.

Jasper shuddered, his cholesterol-soaked heart pumping laboriously to bring life to his massive cock. As the bull worked on his nuts, Jasper wafted in the smell of his lover, the putrid scent of the bull's rank body a visible aphrodisiac for the typically demure stallion.

Ages ago, before Onyx, Jasper would have been terrified to even think of such debauchery, let alone participate in it. but Onyx, selfish and pushy as he was, had a way with breaking down barriers and bringing out the worst in people; a trait that Jasper found endlessly endearing.

"Look at me, babe, look at how fucking massive I am" the bull cooed, snaking his broad tongue to the stallion's musky taint. "I would love to see it for myself, so why don't you snap a picture for me?"

As Jasper felt the dried, mucky crust in his asscrack get lapped away by the bull's tongue, he grabbed the phone and started snapping pictures, delighted to assist.

"Thank you, love. Now jump to it, this body ain't gonna stuff itself."

Pulling at the nose ring, Jasper pried Onyx's maw open with a wet squelch, the stallion dutifully pouring a gallon of milk into the bull's sloppy craw. Onyx chugged hard at the milk, his throat bulging as the liquid cut a channel through the slimy buildup in his gullet.

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Onyx's neck flared as he let loose a heavy belch, the thick flecks of spittle and crusty, week old food lodging into his boyfriend's nose and muzzle as he let loose.

"Another, babe. Don't stop until I'm about to pop," Onyx commanded.

Half an hour passed as Onyx choked down 8 more gallons of milk, the bull's once sagging gut now a blimpish, quivering sack as it sloshed and burbled with thousands of rich, fatty calories.

"You look positively lovely, my dear," Jasper said, snapping another picture. "I right prize winning hog if I've ever seen one."

"Damn right I am," Onyx said, shifting onto his side, his bulbous gut flopping over as he adjusted for the added weight.

"This puppy ain't gonna take care of itself," Onyx said, gesturing towards his leaking erection.

It had been 5 months since Onyx grew too fat to reach his own cock, the 30lbs-from-bedridden bull requiring the assistance of his lover to grant him release.

"And this last gallon of milk won't drink itself," Jasper teased, shaking the cartoon in front of Onyx, delighted by the fleeting moment of power exchange.

"Oh, you beautiful bastard," Onyx said, groaning as his overstuffed belly cramped and gurgled. "I'm gonna get you back for this, I swear."

Jasper shook the carton again, gesturing for the bull to get on all fours, knowing his boyfriend loved being goaded to push past his limits.

"Come on, if we're gonna take pictures, let's get one with you on all fours like a good piggy."

Historically, Onyx would have never let himself be ordered around like this, but ever since meeting the love of his life, he became more susceptible to trying new things. The dorky, sincere stallion loved him deeper than he'd ever known, and unlike any lovers of his past, not only accepted his filth and gluttony, but positively relished in pressing him for more.

"Just give me the damn bottle," Onyx huffed, working himself onto his quaking hands and knees.

Jasper snapped pictures of his boyfriend as he chugged the last of the milk, the bull's limbs quivering as they struggled to keep his bulk upright. Whole-fat milk dribbled onto the bedsheets as the bull belched and snorted, greedily sucking down another 2000 calories.

"Goodness, hon, you look like a greased filled beach ball!" Jasper squealed, his cock twitching as he watched the bull's overloaded belly grow fresh stretch marks from the pressure.

"Yah, yah, now get that cute muzzle of yours down there and get me off already!"

"Oh! Just one more thing!" Jasper said as he moved behind Onyx, the bull's sweat-drenched ass wobbling as the stallion poked at it.

"Come on already!" Onyx barked, his cholesterol-clogged heart beating like a drum to keep the copious amounts of blood in his painful erection.

"Just one second, gotta get the best angle for these last pictures!" Jasper said, his hand eliciting a rebarbative squelch as it pealed the sticky, filth-encrusted asscheeks apart.

Jasper stared in awe at the camera screen, the bull's grimy, slime-dripping crack seemingly a mile deep.

Jasper snapped a picture of the squalid depths, the flash revealing the puffy, feculent pucker nestled within. The wrinkled muscle strained and pulsed as the stallion snapped more pictures, struggling to hold back the sweltering albatross of lactose-induced flatulence that demanded to be set free.

"Oh, for God sake, enough of this!" Onyx bellowed as he drove his gargantuan ass backwards, wedging the stallion's muzzle deep into the bull's slick, putrid crack.

Shocked, Jasper instinctively drew a deep breath, his saliva-coated nostrils drawing in gobs of rancid, sweltering air.

"Ahhhh, that's it," Onyx sighed, feeling the stallion's thick nostrils flair against his aching pucker. "Now lick it, or I'll make sure you suffocate in there."

Jasper's eyes rolled back in bliss as he tongued the bull's squalid rectum, his taste buds coated with the thousand feculent flavors of his lovers previously digested meals.

"Come on, baby, just a few more seconds," the bull said with a grunt, his blubbery asscheeks squeezing hard on their willing prey.

"Three...two....one..." the bull counted down, his sphincter quaking as the digesting, souring milk burbled in his bowels.

"Zero!"

Onyx released his grip, causing Jasper to pull back. As Jasper drew in a deep, lifesaving breath, Onyx relaxed his asshole, letting the stench of 30lbs of fermented Taco Bell and 10 gallons of sweltering milk rip into the stallion's gaping maw.

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Jasper struggled to hold down his lunch as his lungs filled with a putrid stench he had never known, his eyes watering buckets as he coughed and gagged, coating the bull's grotesque backside with his retching.

"Told you I'd get you back, didn't I!" Onyx said, tears in his eyes from the laughter.

On the verge of passing out from a combination of revulsion and ecstasy, the staggering stallion wrapped his hand around his thick cock and dove back in, eagerly lapping up and down the bull's taint as he jacked himself off.

"Ohhh, yesss, that's it baby, get in there deep! That's it! Who's my disgusting little fart slut?"

Jasper came up for air, his voice cracking as he wrapped his free hand around the bull's shaft.

"I am, baby! I'm your fart slut!"

"Damn right you are!" the bull said, cracking another moist, billowing fart into his lover's face.

Jasper shuddered as he pumped his cock harder, his vision green and blurry from the flatulence as he lustfully soaked in the sickening stench of his lover's bowels.

Onyx bucked hard, fucking his boyfriend's greasy fist as his sweaty, matted nutsack pulled up tight, his orgasm building

"Deeper, baby. Deeper!" he commanded, driving the stallion's muzzle in and out of his ass like a coughing, choking dildo.

Jasper's knees shook as his cockhead flare, his mind fuzzy and lungs burning as they filled with the bull's fetid, putrid stink.

"Hnnnnngggg," Onyx bellowed, pulling forward and popping the stallion's muzzle from his hole with a wet schluck. "One....hnnggggggg....more for...... the road."

Onyx dropped his entire weight on his belly, pain shooting through his body as 1000lbs of bull blubber squeezed his guts like a tube of toothpaste, dislodging squalid gas from the deepest reaches of his bowels.

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With an earsplitting whinny, Jasper threw his muzzle open, eagerly catching the bull's damp, sloppy flatulence in his craw. The billowing flatulence left dripping, slimy trails of filth in the stallion's mouth, the crud spilling off his twitching tongue in thick ropes.

In unison, the two filthy beasts blew their huge, sludgy loads; their nutsacks draining like broken septic tanks and drenching the bed with gallons of swampy, discolored ejaculate.

The two lovers collapsed onto the waterlogged bed, their hides dripping with muck as they crawled as close as their massive bodies would allow.

With a tender hand, Onyx cupped Jasper's muzzle, the bull staring into his boyfriend's beautiful blue eyes as he spoke.

"I love you so much, babe."

"And I love you!" Jasper said, caressing the bull's fat, filth encrusted cheek. "I wouldn't trade you for the world."

Onyx locked lips with Jasper one last time, the taste of the bull's own ass causing his eyes to flutter.

"That was so wonderful, babe," Onyx said. "You do the sweetest things for me."

Jasper smiled, running his fingers through his boyfriend's greasy fur.

"Goodness, honey, that was only the appetizer. Just wait until you see what I brought you for the main course...."

-End.