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Streetbeat: What's up, weavesurfers! Oh, yeah, and those fancypants watchin' or listening via so-called smart_HDKV's. I hear those are becoming more of a thing. This is Streetbeat comin' right 'atcha with another exclusive exposé. Now, many of you have speculated on just what my next big scoop might be and _oh boy, some of the _wild_theories that you kids came up with made me chuckle. Sorry girls, an interview with the Studs of Studio City isn't on the cards _just_yet. What I _can_bring you today is an _up close and persona_l interview with two of Exotic Exhibitions' recent additions to their stable of Weave 'Adult Entertainers'. Now c'mon, I know a whole mess of you out there have tuned in to today's live stream _specifically_because you already know who they are and pieced it together from the clues I gave out. So, any denials or proclamations of cherubic innocence, you can stow 'em. Hell, _I'd_be watchin' and listenin' right along with you, if I weren't already sittin' right in front of EE's newest fillies, that is. Lucky ol' me, eh?

Goat Grrl Alpha: I'd say that you are, 'Beat.

Goat Grrl Beta: _Very_lucky.

SB: Welp, getting sassed already, ladies and gents, and we've barely begun. For those poor souls who ain't getting the visual feed , the voices you just heard belong to the two scorchin' hot fillies in question.

GGA: Technically we're goats, rather than horses. But I quite _like_being called a filly, so I'll let it pass.

SB: Yowza! Haven't catch this much heat right off the bat since the interview with Mindy Matherson.

GGB: Oh yeah, I remember that one. Was she as good in the sack as the tabloids made her out to be?

SB: Aha, I really wouldn't have any idea about that, bein' a professional an' all.

GGB: A pity, though I have heard differently.

SB: Woo, is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

GGA: I'd definitely_say it was _you, Streetbeat.

GGB: And us, of course.

GGA: Of course.

SB: -ahem- W-Well, I can see why you've become two of the hottest stars in the Adult Entertainment circuit.

GGA: And third-highest broadcasters for the past year on Witch Gaming.

GGB: Second-highest, love.

GGA: Really?

GGB: Mmm, checked this morning.

GGA: Awesome.

SB: Getting ahead of myself now, but yes, your meteoric rise to fame and prominence on what has become the main hub in recent years for gaming live-streams is a story in itself. What would you attribute that to?

GGA: Being gaming badasses.

GGB: And having wonderfully generous patrons.

SB: You don't think the fact that you're both female and live stream while wearing the rather _exotic_skin-tight latex outfits, that you are in fact wearing right now, has any bearing on your success, particularly in the age 16-24 male demographic?

GGA: None whatsoever.

SB: Call me crazy, but I find that very hard to believe.

GGA: Believe as you will, Streetbeat. Our success speaks for itself.

SB: There have been some questions raised in the past as to your actual _talents_in playing the games that you stream, and that they are merely window-dressing to what have been described by one popular news columnist as 'Peep shows masquerading under a thin veneer of mainstream legitimacy'.

GGA: I believe Ms. Donovan retracted her statement following a subsequent interview with Beta and I, did she not?

SB: Well, yes, b-

GGB: Misguided and closed-minded, I believed she called what she previously wrote. Alpha, did she confirm with you that she'd be stopping by for another interview?

GGA: Oh yes love, she did. She was _very_much looking forward to it.

SB: If I might just interrupt, speculation as to just how skilled you actually are _is_still rampant and a subject for heated discussion. In spite of the retraction.

GGA: Why don't you _play_with us and find out just how talented we are, SB.

GGB: I can think of a three-player game, more than one, in fact.

SB: -ahem- D-Definitely getting hot in here.

GGA: I think we might have a new challenger, Beta.

GGB: I_do_so enjoy playing with newbies, Alpha.

SB: -ahem- Perhaps we should move briskly_along and back to one of the areas of discussion I had intended to touch on initially: that of your weave monikers and the...ah..._fashion_trend_that you've embraced as your own. What _should_I call you?

GGA: Alpha.

GGB: Beta.

SB: Very enigmatic handles, if I might use such an antiquated term, to be sure. No chance of revealing your actual names? Exclusively to our viewers and listeners?

GGA: Nope.

GGB: None at all.

SB: I take it removing the suits is also a no-no?

GGA: -theatrical gasp and giggle- Beta, SB wants us to get naked!

SB: I didn't mean it like that!

GGB: Well, if SB insists, I guess we'll have to...

SB: Woah there, jeeze! N_obody_is gettin' naked.

GGA: Not even you, SB?

GGB: I certainly wouldn't mind it if you did...

SB: Holy fuck. We're going to take a break for a few minutes and y'all watching at home can watch some ads from our very awesome sponsors, and I'll be throwing a cup of cold water over myself. Maybe you will be too.

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SB: And we're back. My guests are the self-proclaimed 'Goat Grrls', make sure you snarl out those r's, lets talk now about the elephant in the room: those suits of yours.

GGA: What about them?

SB: I'm worldly enough to recognise them as products of the controversial conglomerate Industrial Technology & Magic, once the poster child of the techno-magical revolution. For those that have been, or are still living in a closet, IT&M has been making some very unorthodox business decisions in the last few years as far as their expansion into new and previously unconsidered markets. Most controversial of all have been the anthropomorphic animal-themed latex suits intended for sexual use, two of which Alpha and Beta are wearing right at this very moment. Alpha, or Beta, tell me why you chose to both name yourselves after that particular brand of suit, and include them as part of your shows.

GGA: Beta and I both feel a particular affinity to these particular designs and to latex itself.

SB: So it's a kinky thing for you, a fetish?

GGB: Yes_and_no. You might say they've become part of our identity, a second skin if you will and have formed a strong bond with them.

SB: Heavy stuff.

GGA: Not really, SB. Though they have become _very_important to us. It's not really any different to those who identified with anthropomorphic animals and flocked to IT&M's specialist products.

SB: So you're _furries_then?

GGA: No, we are not.

SB: What with the goat heads and hooves an' all, I thought that was a given.

GGA: We appreciate the exotic nature of the artistry behind their creation. Other than that, the additional reasons behind our appreciation are our own and private.

SB: Would you call the live sex-shows you put on for Exotic Exhibitions, art?

GGA: -smiles- Art comes in many forms, SB.

SB: It's...very disconcerting when you do that.

GGA: -smiles wider- Do what?

SB: Smile like that, the way that the rubber moves...

GGB: -smiles and leans forward- Don't you _like_the way our latex looks and moves, SB?

SB: Well, yeah, I can't deny that it looks hotter than the surface of the sun, especially with the figures you both have.

GGA: Why, thank you, SB.

GGB: You're such a cutie, SB.

SB: W-Well, thank you to you too then. -nervous chuckle- It's certainly not everyday I get complements from a pair of sexy latex goats.

GGA: -grins- I think SB is coming around to our point of view, Beta.

GGB: - winks- You think so, love? I wonder what else we can get the intrepid journalist to do for us.

GGA: Or _with_us.

SB: -coughs and mops brow- O-One more question about the suits. Are you concerned about your safety following the product recall IT&M issued shortly after they hit the market?

GGA: Not really. The product recall was itself...recalled, after all.

GGB: The instructions IT&M included with the suits made it all very clear to us just how wonderful they were.

SB: I have to admit, they are rather alluring.

GGA: I'm sure Beta would be as thrilled as I am at the thought of offering advice to you, if you ever wanted to pick one out for yourself.

GGB: Its a life-changing experience to be sure.

SB: M-Me? Well, ah, thank you, Grrls, I'll certainly keep that in mind.

GGA: Hmm...why don't you try one on for yourself, right now?

GGB: - arches an eyebrow and smiles- Perhaps just the head of one?

SB: Uhh...

GGA: It won't hurt you, SB. I promise.

SB: Well, okay then. I guess it won't hurt to try it for myself as part of our interview. Just the head though.

GGA: That's the spirit. Beta: go fetch the _new_one.

GGB: Sure thing, love.

SB: Well folks, looks like I'm going to get first hand experience of jus' what its like to be one of the Goat Grrls.

GGA: You might be closer to the truth than you know, SB.

SB: -laughs nervously- I've never worn anything like this before.

GGA: Don't worry about it, SB. Once you've felt it's caress, I guarantee that you'll never want to take it off again.

SB: Now I really am worried.

GGA: -smiles- Just relax. Ah, here comes Beta now. How is Pony Grrl doing, by the way?

GGB: Oh, she's just fine.

SB: Pony Grrl?

GGA: Now, just hold still while we place this on your head...

SB: Woah, it's ah...rather, ah...

GGB: It'll feel hot and stuffy at first, but only at first, just breath slowly and relax.

SB: -muffled speech-

GGA: - turns and smiles at the camera- Don't worry, we're going to take good care of SB, it's just a little up close and personal product demonstration.

GGB: - I think its just about time for a commercial break, wouldn't you agree, SB?

SB: - more muffled speech-

GGA: Of course he does.

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