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"Hello there, sweet pea. C'mon in, c'mon in. I gots a story fer yuh, so take a seat on that couch right there...Mhm, there yuh go. Now, I would be ready fer action but I'm in a story-tellin' mood t'day an' who else but you? Now relax, this is gon' be a doozy."

"Where...to start...hmm, guess 'bout muh growin' up. Name's Tucker, but folks call me Tuck. Started out on a farm, Ma and Pa were hard-workin' e'eryday an' made sure they gave me more than enough reasons t' not come home failin' classes. Farm work wasn't much t' me but makin' 'em disappointed was a bigger sting fer me. Ma always had our chickens fresh and ready fer egg laying an' sheared th' sheep like a real, licensed barber. Pa had th' fields lookin' prime fer a sky view an' made sure th' other animals didn't get too rowdy. I didn't start helpin' 'em out 'til I was like, 10. Pa wasn't none too keen on havin' me do any kind o' heavy liftin' while I'm still struggling t' haul the clutch bucket in th' house when Ma's work was done."

"'Round that time, I was askin' muh Ma why boys at school was always laughin' at me when I went t' use th' bathroom an' jus' stood there waitin' to let out a shower in th' urinals an' nothin' happened. Turns out I ain't all-guy. I'm a gator at heart, don't get me wrong. Jus' that my body ain't every bit t' match. So it was a bid weird bein' told I ain't got a dick but a hole fer takin' dick. Sure ain't help tellin' 'em teasers that I didn't have a dick either."

"But enough on that. Things didn't start gettin' real interestin' in my life 'til I turned legal. Senior year o' high school, not a friend t' muh name thanks t' some rumors that I was some freak that preyed on guys an' tried t' make 'em straight, fatter than th' hippos strollin' through th' school like walkin' was a marathon t' them and passin' grades that'll get me a diploma but no college degree. Not like I was working fer that point-told Ma an' Pa I wanna keep th' farm alive by any means possible. Anyhow, 'round homecomin' time I barely managed t' get muh dues in order fer me t' go, Pa tossin' me a flower an' muh Ma givin' me a suit she barely had time t' finish fer me t' fit in. Muh gut was stickin' out th' bottom but I didn't care."

"Didn't have no date, but that didn't last long. That school-it's long gone so don't worry 'bout names-was famous fer kids bringin' in some buzz t' make stuff like homecoming and prom "interestin'". Hour in, bodies droppin' on th' walls an' floor an' not one teacher doin' a damn thing t' find out who 'r why. By the time that slowed down, wasn't nothin' but me an' other folks that managed t' come."

"Had an ass burp his way at me, pickin' me out from th' seats an' askin' me t' do him a favor. Guess he was so off his rear he couldn't tell that I was Tuck the Freaky Fuck. Anyway, I tail after him towards some back room an' he gets t' undressin' me against th' door. Mind you, I was young an' took some sips o' th' brew the other kids had brought in so I wouldn't really amped up fer a fight t' stay decent. B'fore I knew it, he had me against the door t' th' room he stuffed us in an' he had himself diggin' in muh honey pot."

"Asses ain't usually hung but this guy was packin' more heat than a dragon. Back then, it felt like he was gon' split me in two b'fore I got muh real man but he knew not t' be too hard on me at least. He took muh v-card wit' his package so he had reason t' act like I was jus' another screw. He knew how t' hit it too, feelin' those nuts bump against muh chubby legs was a bit promisin'. Boy musta been riled up fer a while an' jus' wanted t' unload in th' quickest thing he could find."

"Now horses ain't known fer lastin' long in bed but they got big, splashy loads t' their name. That ass creamed me so hard I thought I was gainin' ten pounds after he found muh deep hole an' let loose in muh li'l baby maker. Now like I said, horses go in quick an' finish quick too an' an ass ain't no different. But this one was ripe fer more than just a one-round t' pound town. Think he had me against that door for a good half hour before staff had t' come look fer us. Gettin' dressed was real tricky like, 'cause they heard where we was b'fore we stopped. Tellin' 'em that we were jus' bein' passionate in th heat o' th' moment was even trickier. But it worked, got off scot-free."

"Now my ass had slipped me some paper int' muh pants when I wasn't payin' no mind t' 'im, so imagine muh thoughts when Ma called me t' ask whose number I had stowed in muh pocket a week after. I called it after school an' it was his number. Turns out th' buzz started wearin' off while we were screwing an' he caught feelin's fer me. Now I know what yer thinkin'-that ain't a good way t' dive int' a relationship. Meetin' up like a couple all because yuh got good pussy an' such. But I didn't have friends an' Ma wouldn't let me say no even if I _didn't _wanna hang 'round him. So we let things ride."

"We lasted a good while too. All th' way up t' a good three years. We'd meet up, go out on dates 'r jus' be wit' each other. An', since there weren't no kiddies brewing in my pot, he was screwing me every chance he got an' I loved every bit o' it. All our time spent t'gether led t' me movin' off th' farm an' muh Ma was still cryin' when I drove up th' hill t' th' city."

"'Member when I said muh ass lasted a good three years wit' me? Well after we moved in t'gether, he started gettin' adventurous. Really lettin' his hormones run wild. Bein' me, I thought us not bein' apart meant it was gonna be hard t' tell when we wouldn't be screwing like hogs, but apparently havin' me t' 'imself was too convenient an' "ruined the surprise of visiting each other first before we fuck" 'r some shit he said. I wouldn't havin' it an' I kicked his sorry ass t' th' curb."

"Course, th' place wasn't mine so it wouldn't long b'fore he came back with some stallion that saw t' it that _my _ass was out on th' curb so they could get t'gether. So there I was. Tall, fat, hungry, alone an' wit' no way t' get back t' muh family 'less I hitch a ride. An' yuh don't exactly score taxis when yer big enough to make 'em grind on the asphalt."

"I was out on th' dry, hot interstate puffin' out air like a broken down camel when a truck came 'round, offered me a one-way ticket home when I told 'im where I was goin' an' he treated me right up t' th' end. He was a good wolf, built like he drank by th' gallon an' sat on his ass no matter what he was doin', so he was just as hefty as me-more but I wanted t' be confident in muh own image."

"'Bout halfway there, we hit a stop. He asked me when I was gonna pay fer th' ride an' I told him I was broke. Muh ex-ass wasn't exactly grateful that I kicked him out, so all I got t' keep when it was muh turn was th' clothes I came wit' an' whatever was on muh back. I was expectin' 'im t' jus' leave me at th' stop an' have me walk th' rest o' th' way there until some other guy came around. But by then, the sun was goin' down an' e'eryone knows interstates get real chilly at night. An' I'm a gator so it'd be even worse fer me."

"Come t' find out ole man said he'd let it slide if I let him slide. He got a good hold o' muh pussy t' clarify an' I tore out muh clothes on sight. I wanted t' get home, now. Ain't got time t' be shy fer a stranger I didn't know. He pulled me towards his lap an' told me t' get t' work on his poker between his legs. Muh mouth ain't th' best at givin' head so you can tell that it didn't last long. Mostly tongue anyhow."

"He was thicker going in-hell, muh honey pot remembers that stretchin' he gave me to this day. He hit in deep, deeper than muh ex-ass ever could an' _still _didn't have it all in. But that was 'cause he didn't stick his knot in me so soon. I got so wet that th' seat he was in was soaked in long before I actually gushed a load out an' from there on he was poundin' muh flower an' itching t' get it some thick fertilizer."

"He had rubbers in th' glove slots but I had a feelin' if I wanted t' get home I'd have t' let him keep raw dogging muh pot. For a good while, he had me in a loop that left me gettin' in an' out o' consciousness. Full moon come around an' I go from bein' moved up an' down his dick like an overweight toy t' bein' laid out over the cabin seats an' getting put in muh place like I was a damn dog wit' a spade. Turns out ole boy was one o' 'em werewolves. Heard all the bone-crunching, felt all th' growin' behind me an' he bit me real good b'fore he put that monster in muh flower an' gave me th' kinda fillin' yuh expect t' see from blimps. I tell yuh, I was heavier than him by th' time he finished that load, an' by then I was jus' 'bout ready t' fall asleep. But ole boy wasn't done wit' me. Bein' a big bad wolf had him real riled up in th' tanks an' I guess he wasn't gonna go huntin' fer some fresher pussy t' tame."

"I like t' think I tamed him real good, 'cause every time he woke me up in th' middle o' me bein' outta it, he was whimpering like he got hit on th' snout but still plowing me like a hammer on concrete. By sunrise, he was tapped out an' I was lookin' like I was carryin'."

"So muh Ma an' Pa wasn't none too happy 'bout a complete stranger takin' advantage o' their boy who they haven't seen 'r heard from in years-I didn't grow up learnin' bout cell phones and ya'lls internet an' such-bringin' him home lookin' like a big green beach ball. I told them what happened b'fore Pa got t' stabbin' muh wolf friend wit' his hay-fork an' things seemed settled."

"Though I found muh clothes one day an' a new number in th' back so I was mighty pleased t' see I had a new guy t' get pleased by."

Bzzzt. "'Ey, ya'll know th' stories o' werewolves bitin' folks an' makin' 'em werewolves too, right? Well I don't do no changin' into some werecroc but what _does _happen is that muh honey pot gets t' pouring like a bath being turned on an' off by a li'l kid who watches their parents do it. An' t' muh wolf friend that's a callin' t' them t' come solve that issue. Truck or not, he always finds his way t' muh farm an' I sneak his hide t' th' back behin' th' barn house so he could do his thing. This was good fer me anyhow. I get laid an' a new friend, he got laid, a new friend _an' _someone not t' judge how he's different and fat even when he changes. An' gettin' screwed by a wild beast is an experience, I tell yuh."

"But y'all already know relationships that start like that don't last long either."

"He didn't really leave me, he passed. By then, it had been a good year o' full moon meetups an' th' occasional drive-by pickup. Got a call from th' place he worked out tellin' me that he had kicked th' bucket while out on th' road t' muh place fer somethin'. His boss told me that ole boy had recommended me t' be a driver fer 'em an' here I am t'day. 35 years old an' haulin' whatever gets pulled in th' back o' muh tank. Course, I'm a lot more experienced wit' trucks since I've been a trucker but-" Bzzt bzzt. "Hol' on a minute."

"Hello...? Oh hey...Uh, sure jus' chattin' somebody up, yuh know me...Delivery, huh? I'll see what I can do t' get there. I won't take _too _long...cross muh heart, boss...Alright, bye." Click.

"Sorry 'bout that, looks like I got some haulin' t' do. But that don't mean we cain't have no fun b'fore I head out...~"