SWAT Kats: Radical Fans Chapter 2
The second of three chapters in the ongoing series I'm doing for chakatBombshell now that I'm finally getting serious about posting more frequently. The fun continues, as the girls and guys enjoy themselves separately...for now.
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SWAT Kats: Radical Fans
Chapter 2
By Gideon Kalve Jarvis
Commissioned by chakatBombshell
Author’s Note: All non-original characters are © copyright Hanna-Barbera Productions. The author makes no profit from this work.
Callie was wiggling out of her bathrobe pretty much the moment the door to the bedroom was closed, and she had the attention of both women with her. Megakat City’s deputy mayor seemed to thrive on attention, and the more Ruby and Felina stared at her, the more willing to show off she got.
“I assume that the bathroom is in here,” she said, smiling at the two other women while walking between them, not bothered one bit with how they were both staring at her, and pushing the door open. “Not much different from the way we kats build our apartments, actually. Except we have bigger fur dryers.”
“Fur dryers?” Ruby asked in an attempt to change the subject, trying desperately not to stare at the blonde beauty’s bottom, an effort made nearly impossible thanks to that tail. The big, fluffy appendage curled and swayed in time with Callie’s movements, accentuating them, enhancing them, every step making those clearly-defined dimples to either side visibly flex.
“Important equipment for any kat,” Felina chipped in, clearing her throat as she did her best to stare up at the ceiling, her cheeks deeply flushed, and very pointedly not taking off her bathrobe, however small it might have been. “Pretty much every home has at least one, a big vent set into the floor, with a fur trap attached to suck up the loose fluff, without scattering it all over. Most of us also get a small, portable one, like that,” she motioned toward Ruby’s blowdryer, resting on a shelf by the sink. “Except, like Callie said, ours are a lot bigger.”
“Makes sense,” chuckled Ruby, heading over to the shower and sliding the curtain aside. “I guess this is pretty standard equipment, too? No big differences?”
“Except for the fur trap,” Callie admitted, her bare hip lightly bumping against Ruby’s as she came to stand next to the human woman, then motioned with her head to the hair trap Ruby always slipped in, to keep from clogging up the drain. “Ours are a lot better than that silly little thing. But I suppose needs must,” she added, turning to face Ruby with a gentle smile, finally seeming to realize how uncomfortable she was making the poor woman. “I’m not sure I’ll be able to figure out your fixtures here, Ruby. Would you be so kind as to demonstrate them for me?”
Or maybe not. Or (as was far more likely) she was perfectly well aware…and was doing it on purpose!
“I, uh,” Ruby cleared her throat. “Yeah, sure. It’s not too hard. All you do is…”
Ruby had just turned away, and was bending over the shower’s tub, when Callie stepped past her, right into the tub itself, then turned, and gently tugged Ruby into the shower with her, gripping the human’s hand, ensuring that she couldn’t get away without being very forceful about it.
“I’m sure that you need a shower almost as much as Felina and I do, Ruby,” Callie nearly purred, trapping the chestnut-haired woman against the shower wall, leaning in close, her teasing, bespectacled face only the span of a fingerwidth from Ruby’s lips. “Don’t be so shy about it, either: I’ve lived in Megakat City most of my life, and I know how it is in an apartment. Especially how expensive the water bill can be...and how there’s just no room for real privacy.” One hand rested against the shower tiles next to Ruby’s head, blocking her immediate avenue of retreat, while the other slipped almost unnoticed to Ruby’s blouse, deftly unbuttoning the slime-soiled garment. “There’s really no need to be so hot and bothered, Ruby,” Callie added, leaning in a little closer. “After all…we’re all girls here.”
Some of us more than others! Ruby thought to herself as Callie’s stiff, strawberry pink nipples brushed lightly against her own through her rapidly-parting cotton blouse, though right then her voice seemed to have completely failed her, preventing her from saying as much. Instead, she looked toward Felina, hoping that perhaps the serious brunette could help her out of this predicament. Except, well, Felina seemed to be hypnotized by Callie’s perfect breasts, and just as much by the blonde kat’s sweet face, now even more alluring than normal as she turned on all her already ample charms, actively putting effort into seducing their human hostess.
“C’mon, Felina,” Callie practically purred, glancing toward the tall, dark-haired kat briefly, enough to make sure she had Felina’s complete attention. “Why don’t you help me get Ruby undressed? That way she doesn’t have to get her clothes wet while she shows us how to use these human facilities.”
I don’t have to do anything! Came ringing in Ruby’s mind…but weakly, as she found herself unable even to lie effectively in her own inner monologue. I…I can put a stop to this any moment I want. I just…don’t want to stop it right now, is all…
As the last button of her blouse was undone, she could only just dare to cast a glance toward Felina as she heard the rustle of the bathrobe fluttering to the floor, before she rolled her eyes upward with a soft, despairing moan: the other kat was ripped! Felina’s tummy sported a clearly-defined sixpack, something Ruby had never personally seen on any woman she knew, and her limbs were sleek and powerful. Despite her somewhat masculine jaw and smaller breasts, however, this didn’t make Felina lose any of her inherent femininity. If anything, her chiseled body just looked even more womanly – womanhood given a raw, physical strength, like a lioness stalking the veldt.
For a brief instant, Ruby thought that Callie might be about to show some mercy as she stepped back slightly, letting the human woman step away from the tiled wall of the shower. But no, this was just to let Felina join them, the tall, beautifully-muscled woman stepping behind Ruby, wrapping her strong arms around the chestnut-haired human’s waist. When Callie’s deft, subtle hands teased Ruby’s blouse apart, it was Felina who slid it off Ruby’s arms, tossing it aside, to join Felina’s and Callie’s bathrobes. Then Callie was kneeling in front of Ruby, her hands lightly caressing Ruby’s smooth-skinned sides, before hooking into the waist of both skirt and panties, sliding them down to the floor of the stall with ease. Feeling Felina’s chin resting on her shoulder, feeling as much as hearing the soft purr in the kat woman’s chest and throat vibrating through her own body, Ruby couldn’t say anything at all as Callie so casually tossed what remained of Ruby’s clothes out of the shower, before leaning forward, the nostrils of her adorable kitty nose flaring as she ruffled Ruby’s neatly-trimmed pubic fluff with her warm breath.
Please, Ruby begged inwardly, her mouth trying to form words, but only soft moans coming out as she watched Callie’s face draw closer to her undefended mound. Please…
“Ah!” Ruby suddenly exclaimed, as Callie leaned forward, and planted a kiss right above the tender dimple that led down to her aching, puffy slit, making Ruby’s hips buck, her back arching against Felina’s small, brown-nippled breasts. All the strength went out of Ruby as she looked down at Callie’s smug, sultry grin, then past her face to her flawless derriere, almost perfectly heart-shaped, save for the tail splitting it down the middle, lashing eagerly, like a kitten at play. This was a woman who knew exactly what she wanted, and knew perfectly well how to get it. Against such fierce, predatory sexuality from such a gorgeous person, Ruby knew she was completely helpless. Sparing a glance back at Felina’s awestruck face, at least she could take some comfort in knowing that she wasn’t the only one in Callie’s thrall right then.
“Too bad you don’t have any shampoo for fur,” Callie purred, her voice husky with desire. “Looks like we’ll need to get clean the…old-fashioned way.”
The full implications of what Callie meant only hit Ruby’s conscious thoughts a second or two before the blonde kat began to run her tongue, nice and slooow, along Ruby’s inner thigh. Callie’s tongue wasn’t as prickly as Ruby had expected, more rubbery than sharp, unlike those of a cat on her own planet. It tickled…and it tingled…and it made Ruby’s whole body feel like she was on fire! Of course, it didn’t help that Callie was pretty obviously deliberately avoiding the parts of Ruby that needed the most attention, each long, lingering lick circling the inner creases of her thighs, and where her legs met her buttocks, and then down her legs, prickling against the extra-delicate skin at the backs of her knees. Patrick hadn’t found those spots until the sixth time they’d made love, but Callie found them right away! Then again, Callie was as much – or more! – of a woman as Ruby, so it was only natural that she’d know just where a woman was at her most sensitive…or at least had enough of a reference point to find those spots with a little searching.
Almost in anguish as she watched Callie gripping her leg with both hands, curling her tongue so teasingly around her knee, Ruby’s back arched like a bow, her face pointing to the ceiling as she gave full voice to her erotic suffering, almost screaming out. Except, before she could reach full volume…Felina’s mouth covered her own, and Ruby’s whole body was galvanized, pulsing and trembling all over as she returned the upside-down kiss with full gusto. Feeling Felina’s raspy tongue against her own as they kissed in this unfamiliar position, Ruby’s eyes rolled back into her head, a small sun going off in her tummy.
She’d just cum. It had happened so fast, so unexpectedly, that Ruby was confused for several long moments, unsure of what had just hit her, left her with her juices running down her inner thighs in rivers. She’d just cum, and neither of these beautiful kat women had even touched her rock-hard nipples, let alone her clitoris.
There was no point in resisting anymore. No point in even trying. Ruby was theirs, body and soul, and she knew it. Vaguely, looking down at Callie as Felina slowly parted lips with her, blushing furiously at how forward she’d been, Ruby blinked, mouth open as she panted like a dog, her whole body tingling with erotic energy. Whatever Callie might want to do to her next, she’d be a completely willing participant.
“Smells like you’re in heat, Ruby,” said Callie with a sultry smile, nuzzling gently against Ruby’s painfully-swollen cunny, not quite making enough contact to send the human woman over the edge again. “You too, Felina. Both your tummies must just be burning for a male to complete you right now. Just like mine,” she added, slowly caressing her smooth, flat stomach with a single delicate, long-fingered hand, before she moved both her hands to Ruby’s inner thighs, spreading the human’s legs.
“No,” Ruby said, shaking her head as she realized what Callie was saying, then glancing back at Felina, who looked similarly bewildered. “I…I’m on the pill; I can’t get pregnant right now.”
“The slime,” Felina whispered by Ruby’s ear, hugging the other woman’s waist tightly. “It must’ve done something to us.”
“Probably preparing us for whatever else it was going to do if it hadn’t been stopped,” Ruby finished with a wry expression, having seen enough tentacle porn (entirely Patrick’s fault, of course…well…mostly his fault) to know how these sorts of things went.
“It might just be a false heat,” Callie added, her smile softening. “Your scents aren’t as strong as my own pheromones, after all. All the same, I’ve got a huge favor to ask of you, Ruby.” She waited for Ruby to nod, encouraging her to go on, before she continued. “I haven’t taken a vacation in years. I’ve got all sorts of time saved up, but almost no way to make sure I get it. That, and I’m not getting any younger – the old biological clock is ticking, faster every day. So, what I want from you…is Patrick.”
“What?” Ruby gasped softly, even as the clear mental image of her boyfriend’s smooth pink penis thrusting in and out of Callie’s cunny as the katgirl wriggled on all-fours filled her mind’s eye, bucking her adorable bottom back into the human man’s hips, making Ruby shudder again in another, far smaller orgasm. “But why…how…?”
“I’ve been putting off motherhood for so long,” Callie explained, “I’m almost certain to have a litter this time, instead of just one or two, like normal.” She leaned back on her haunches, running her hands down her supple ribs, then back up, ruffling the smooth fur, and Ruby blinked in surprise as she noticed the tiny, almost vestigial nipples just beneath that peach-toned fuzz. “It’s a pretty common side effect of being on birth control for too long, at least for us kats, and when it happens, all of these nipples get all swollen, giving a kat a set of breasts, instead of just the two primary ones. I was just taking a break from the pill, to get my body back on a more natural rhythm, and was going to seduce Felina to take the edge off, when all of…this happened,” she motioned with her muzzle in a tight circle, encompassing everything past and present that had happened. “Now I’m on an alien world, and I don’t know if your birth control pills here will work for me…or even if they’ll work at all, after that weird slime’s touched me. So I started thinking pretty much the moment we came into your apartment, and realized: I want that litter. Coming so close to death like we did can make a girl start to rethink her life, and now I’ve decided that I’m going to go on maternity leave, and just enjoy raising the kittens I should’ve had a long time ago. I’m almost sure T-Bone and Razor will be very willing sperm donors, and I’ve seen how Patrick keeps looking at me…and trying not to look at me, like the gentleman he obviously is, even with me wearing next to nothing around him in your living room. Without your say-so, I’m almost certain he’d never act on his desires – he’s a good mate, and you’re lucky to have him. But I’d really like to reward him for being such a hero, just like I’m sure the boys will really want to reward you for letting us crash in your apartment until we can return to our world. So,” she leaned forward, her breath steaming across Ruby’s swollen quim, “can I have Patrick’s kittens as part of my litter?”
Ruby’s mind raced as so many thoughts crammed themselves together all at once. It was so hard to think! Callie wasn’t making it any easier, either, reaching one hand between Ruby’s legs…and caressing Felina’s cunny, catching the buff kat completely off-guard, making her slump heavily against the wall of the shower behind her, her hips quickly starting to thrust into Callie’s swiftly-rubbing fingers. Perhaps even then, Ruby could have handled it…except the way Felina’s hips and pubis kept slapping her butt, it was just a little short of the way being taken from behind by a guy felt, minus the penis, of course.
Having seen nature documentaries, Ruby knew that cats on her world could have babies in the same litter from different fathers. Dogs had a knot specifically to prevent that sort of thing from happening, but cats, not so much. Randy males might fight it out, to make sure only the toughest, meanest males got to bone a female in heat, but sometimes males that got along well, or were about equally good fighters, would simply take turns with a she-cat, passing her around on the circuit until they’d all had their fun, and the pussy’s pussy had gone nice and sloppy.
So what about kats? This was fanfiction territory, Ruby knew, at least in her world, and kind of wished she had Patrick there, so she could compare notes with his store of theories and internet discussions. Did males have barbs on their penises? Could they mate multiple times with only a minimal refractory period? Would they be jealous and maybe try to hurt Patrick if Ruby did give her permission? Was this Callie’s way of getting boys to fight over her?
This is so crazy! Ruby thought, almost screaming to herself in her own head. I’m seriously thinking of letting my man knock up an alien catbabe! I’m just as seriously thinking of giving two alien kitty hunks a fair shot at popping a bun in my oven…and just imagining all of this is driving me nuts! I can’t think straight! I can’t even breathe! I…I…
“All right!” Ruby hissed through her teeth, shuddering all over as Callie stroked her hand back over Felina’s perineum, making sure to arch her palm firmly into the tan-furred kat’s quim, before she mirrored the movements into Ruby’s own tender slit, nearly cutting off Ruby’s ability to form words as she slid a single digit into the human’s quivering depths. “B-but…I get play with your guys, too-ooh-ooh!”
Before Ruby had even finished her last sentence, Callie’s dainty muzzle had latched onto her cunny, the top part pressed against the surface of Ruby’s pubis, while the bottom part was squeezed against her pink parts, letting the blonde kat work her raspy little tongue against Ruby’s clitty with a rapidfire tempo. At the same time, she added a second finger to the one already in Ruby’s vagina, and started pumping them nice and fast, not giving the woman a chance to think too hard about what she’d just agreed to doing. With so much stimulation, coupled with so much fantasizing already driving Ruby out of her head, it was only a matter of seconds before she was screaming again, her voice once again muffled by Felina’s lips as her whole body jerked this way and that, thrashing against the strong arms encircling her, pleasure that was almost pain engulfing every fiber of her being, it was so intense, so all-engulfing.
Too much! It was all just too much! All at once, Ruby’s body went totally and utterly limp in Felina’s arms, only the much stronger woman’s physical ability keeping her from simply losing her grip on the human woman. Gently, Felina lowered Ruby to the floor of the shower, until she was sprawled on her back, her eyes open but almost unseeing in the throes of orgasm making her inner thighs jerk and spasm, the muscle beneath her skin flexing spasmodically as her neurons fired almost at random, her brain and body going haywire from so much stimulation. Not even Patrick, with all his enthusiasm for eating her out, could equal the skill of a kat’s raspy tongue and seemingly unlimited oral stamina. And through it all, Callie didn’t let up, not for one moment. She kept her mouth squeezed tight against Ruby’s sex all the way to the tiles, slipping her shoulders beneath the human’s smooth legs with a smooth arch of her supple body, letting her reach even deeper into Ruby’s depths, touching spots she’d never even known existed.
One of Callie’s hands reached out, then, touching Felina’s hip. For a moment, the crouching woman blinked, confused. Then her eyes widened as she felt Callie pulling her gently forward, guiding her – not forcing her, not that it would have done any good anyway, with a woman as hard-bodied as Felina – until she was squatting right over Ruby’s face. Another little nudge downward, and it was Felina’s turn to gasp, her eyes getting wide, as Ruby eagerly – hungrily! – latched onto the beautifully-muscled kat’s cunny with a desperate need. It was like Ruby was trying to burn off all the excess pleasure overwhelming her body by sharing it all with Felina, as fast and hard as she could! Strong though she was, Felina had to grab tight to the metal bar on the side of the shower to keep from falling as she was hit with a hammer blow by her first good, solid orgasm, while she shoved her other forearm into her mouth, biting down hard to keep from crying out and alerting the boys outside to what was going on.
Pulling free of Ruby’s clenching, spasming cunny, a trail of the human’s juices linking upper lips to lower for just a moment, Callie smiled as she watched Felina jerking back and forth, while Ruby so eagerly serviced her, putting her all into giving just as much pleasure as she’d received – and more! Letting out a long, slow breath, the sleek blonde kat arched her own body forward, letting her tummy and then her cunny stroke against Ruby’s body, pressing against her quim as Callie covered the other woman, breasts pressing against Ruby’s own, nipples dueling. With a movement so smooth and graceful, only a kat could have made it look natural, Callie then straightened, and let herself fall slowly backwards, using her hands to control the fall, even as she lifted a leg, turning slightly to the side. With that maneuver, and then just a little light press, Callie had her own aching sex squeezed tightly against Ruby’s, right in the perfect position for tribadism, lips kissing lips in a way that was even more intimate than before.
In the enclosed space of the bathroom, the sounds of squelching juices and slick rasping of flesh-on-flesh were matched only by the moans of the eager participants in this threesome fun, voices raised together in mutual pleasure, freely shared. Stuck in the middle, Ruby somehow thought that she should have felt confined, restricted. Instead, all she felt was a sensation of utter and complete liberation, a sort of sexual freefall that was as exhilarating as it was arousing…and maybe just a little bit frightening as well. Grinding her hips to match Callie’s own movements, while working her mouth up against Felina’s needy snatch, Ruby realized that she was trusting these two women, utterly and completely. She was letting them have their way with her, and expecting them to give just as good as they got. And they were doing just that!
After this, what was sharing the same men? Hardly any difference, in Ruby’s opinion. There was no reason to be selfish, not now, not ever, not when all three of them were so willing to give of their all for each other. Still, the concept was new for Ruby, coming from her human society, where sex was essentially capitalist, a state of joint, exclusive ownership, with each partner taking the role of property rather than people. Kats, it seemed, had a different way of seeing the situation, and Ruby found herself not just accepting this new way of thinking, but reveling in it. After the kats left, she’d have to see if Patrick would be willing to try out even more new things…ah, but they’d have to be so careful, so careful. After all, they’d be dealing with humans again, not kats.
These thoughts tumbled through Ruby’s mind as Felina and Callie gently cuddled up against her, all of them basking in their afterglow, three pairs of breasts rising and falling as they caught their breaths. Though Ruby was pretty sure Callie was the least physically fit of the three of them (in relative terms, of course – Callie was obviously in great shape), the blonde kat was the first one to recover. As she fiddled with the faucets, Felina gradually got herself together as well, though she was obviously heavily dazed by her recent experience.
“Wh-what’re you doing?” the dark-haired kat asked, clearing her throat after her first attempt at speaking failed.
“Getting the water going,” Callie answered brightly. “Hmm, and could you roll Ruby over onto all-fours, please? I think we could all use a bath. Even if we can’t use too much of the soap here, a good warm rinsing will do us wonders. I’m sure Ruby feels the same way.”
Hearing the plan, Ruby did her best to work with Felina, soon rising up onto hands and knees, while Callie pulled down the shower head. Smart woman that she was, Callie made sure to keep the head pointed away from them all until she’d fiddled with the heat controls enough to get a reasonably firm grip on their use, and the water had reached an optimal temperature for them all. Panting there, her eyes heavy-lidded, Ruby realized that she must look so much like a dog to these alien beings, or at least the equivalent from their world. Was that how they thought of her – a treasured family pet? Somehow the thought began to arouse Ruby once more, and she moaned as the water sprayed down over her, pressing her body into the spray with each change of direction, and arching her back into the gentle hands that stroked her everywhere, wiping away the sweat of her many orgasms, and the gooey mess that still covered all of her nethers.
Foiling Ruby’s notions of being the “pet” in their relationship, Callie promptly slid into Ruby’s place when the human was suitably rinsed clean, making it clear she wanted to same treatment. Then, more hesitantly, Felina took her turn, obviously less sure about trusting others, a habit likely born from so long spent in the military, having to watch her every word and deed for fear of being thought of as a person rather than an officer, and so losing the trust of her fellow soldiers. Soon, though, even Felina grew relaxed in the warm spray, sighing happily as Ruby personally played the gentle spray over the muscular kat’s pleasantly-abused girlparts, getting them nice and clean…which, of course, meant that they could be gotten nice and dirty later.
A few minutes later, hand-scrubbed and towel-buffed, the girls hesitated a moment at the door of the bathroom, towels wrapped around their middles. Then, once again, Callie led the way by casually untying her towel, and letting it drop to the floor, right alongside their other discarded garments.
“I think I prefer to air dry,” she said, giving her still slightly damp hair a toss, sending her locks artfully flowing around her shoulders. Felina and Ruby traded a look, then a mutual shrug, before they, too, doffed their towels and followed after Callie as she stepped out of the bathroom, and into the kitchen area…and were almost immediately greeted by the sight of the SWAT Kats kneeling in front of Patrick, giving him a double-blowjob!
“I have to admit,” Callie quipped with a wide grin, adjusting her glasses (the only piece of clothing she had on right then) before she started a slow golf clap at Patrick’s most impressive finish, “that was really hot.”
As for Ruby, for just a moment, she’d forgotten everything she’d just learned from the kat women about letting go of possessiveness and just sharing in the pleasure and freedom that mutual trust could bring. Her human side coming to the fore, she supposed. Then she suddenly broke past the barrier keeping her from being happy that Patrick – her mate – was happy, and sharing in the pleasure he’d just enjoyed. Just like that, she felt herself moistening, her cheeks flushing deeply as she admired the three specimens of beautiful masculinity before her, two of them utterly unashamed in that inherent manhood, the third…well, she knew him best of all, and when he saw the acceptance spreading across her face, somehow he just looked even more hot than he’d ever seemed before, accepting her just as much as she’d accepted him.
“Yeah,” Ruby finally admitted out loud, giving voice to her inner monologue. “I guess it was.”