Weird Shit 1 (Rough Draft, Unfinished)

Story by TikTikKobold on SoFurry

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This story is a commissioned porn parody of a certain TV show, but instead of taking place in the 80s, it takes place in the early 90s. Of course, the characters in this are all 18+. I wanted to go for a "porn parody" vibe this time around, complete with different names. This story doesn't really go anywhere because I lost contact with the commissioner.

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ and are not intended to resemble any living people.

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Falcon Idaho is a cursed town. Ever since the early years of the recent decade, the town has been home to strange disappearances, government conspiracies, and dark powers. Bubbling deep within the underbelly of this once idyllic, once small town is the unknown of what is on the other side. The Plane of Shadows, the Dark Mirror World, the Other Worlds—this place has been sought after and sealed away more times than any sane mortal minds would care to admit.

Now, the 80s is over, and the people of Falcon have moved on to other things to whisper about, other things to move on to, and other desires to sate.

Mitch sits at the side of the large battle table, flipping through the pages of his Warhammer sourcebook. On either side of the table, Daryl and Wade face off in a pitched campaign between armies of miniatures. The moral panic that swept the nation saw the banishment of their once favorite pastime from the Wheeler household, and so, new avenues of entertainment came to the party.

“So, it says here that the gods of chaos each represent a different vice of the Prime Materium. This stuff is just so cool!"

Larry sits back, watching the other two young men position their armies, shrugs. “Eh, I mean, is this game really about the story?"

Mitch rolled his eyes, but before he could respond, a voice calls out from upstairs.

“Mitch! Come up here and say Hi to your sister!"

Mitch looks to his friends, who all look back to him with a curious gaze. “Nadine?" Wade asks. “She's not supposed to be home today, is she?"

“I'll go find out," Mitch says, and he climbs up the stairs. There, his mother, father, and younger sister are all dressed up, but they sit around the table, chatting it up with Nadine.

Ever since she went off to college, Mitch had only seen Nadine every once in awhile, and she's certainly changed in that time—gotten older, more mature, more professional.

“Now, Mitch… when we're away, you're the man of the house, alright? Your mother and I can't miss this little show we got for Holly. But it shouldn't be too bad, right?"

“Uh… no.. No it shouldn't. We're just playing a game."

“WEll, if you don't mind, I"m going to freshen up a bit. It's been a long drive. Love you all."

And just like that, Mitch's parents are out of the house, and his older sister is back in his life. He blinks and shakes his head. Ther's something strange about that, but not something he could put his finger on.

What he doesn't know, of course, is the something that happened to Nadine on her way back home to Falcon. And really, she doesn't realize it herself just what is happening, but they both feel it, and she looks over her shoulder as she stands at the top of the stairs, looking down to the confused young man wiht a smirk.

Back downstairs, the guys huddle around the table, just as Daryl makes a final decisive roll. The dice clatter across the table, and slowly land to reveal.

“That's it!" Daryl screams, hands pumped. “I crush your incursion for the glory of the Emperor of Man!"

Wade shakes his head, picking up his figures one at a time. “Yeah, well, I-" He pauses, scratching the back of his neck. He glances around a moment. Did he feel what he thought he felt?

“You know what?" Mitch says, “there's something else we could try now that the game is over.

“Yeah?" Larry asks, picking himself up.

“Come on, follow me," he says, heading back up the stairs. The two others follow suit, but Wade stays behind. “Guys… I don't know about this. Something feels… hey, guys?"

The four boys make their way up the stairs, but once they reach the first floor, Mitch places a finger to his lips. “You guys have to promise to be quiet," he says. “Extra quiet, got it? No one can ever find out what we're about to do."

“Sure," Daryl says.

“Yeah, what is it?" Larry also whispers.

“Come on…" Mitch says, sliding out of his shoes and tiptoing up the stairs. The rest follow suit, with Wade trailing behind.

The sound of a shower going off and the faint swirling of steam greet them when they get to the top of the stairs. Mitch then ushers everyone closer and leans in, peeking in through the slight crack at the door.

“Dude, what the hell?"

“Just look," Mitch hisses,

And so, they all look. Nadine is inside, sitting on the toilet. The shower goes off, but even through the steam, the boys can see that she has stripped down completely. She leans back, her eyes closed, her hands rubbing up and down along her thighs. Her toes touch the floor as she rests on the balls of her feet, and she sighs as the tinkle of her urine hits the bowl.

The three huddled together at the crack, whispering and laughing and pointing, all of them transfixed by the sight before them. Wade, meanwhile, finishes his ascent up the steps, and leans over to see what it is they are looking at. When he sees Nadine there, he stumbles back, falling onto his butt. “W… what are you doing!?" He shouts.

Nadine gasps, and she stands up, turning the water off. The boys scramble to try to make ti back the stairs, but Nadine throws the door open, standing tall, and she looks down to them with a confident smirk. “Where do you think you boys are going? The show's just about to start!"