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On Zalphon, things are very different from Earth. Three young adult anthros wake up early on their day off. They volunteered to live on the planet as part of a citizen exchange program. With there being so few Earthlings on the planet, the three quickly banded together as roommates.

Wayne the Koala, Kurt the Newt, and Marty the Cheetah wait at a bus stop. They pile into an electric bus and sleepily make the 45 minute long trip to the location they were told about. The bus stops and they stand outside a large building with a high plastic privacy fence around the side.

Marty says, "Yeah, this is the place alright." A few other Earthling anthros dressed in casual clothes enter the building. Wayne rubs his hand on his belly and says, "They'll feed us lunch? None of that cheap local crap? You know imported Earth food is expensive." Marty says, "Yeah man, I talked to a girl who did this last weekend. They'll give us the luxury stuff."

Kurt says, "I dunno about this. They are going to feed us and pay us to just hang out here all day?" Wayne says, "We won't find out unless we go inside."

Wayne walks towards the entrance as Marty hangs back and says, "I heard this is easy money, Kurt. If nothing else, we will have a story to tell." Kurt looks up at the sign above the door and wishes he paid enough attention in the alien literacy class to remember how to translate what it says.

Inside the entranceway, several anthros of diverse species sit in a lobby. They wait quietly as some of the anthros groom themselves in a large mirror.

After fifthteen minutes, a human woman enters from the back room. She looks around the room and nods at a few returning faces she recognizes. She spots a deer with purple markings dyed into their head and arms. Pointing to the deer, she says, "Sorry sweety, I can't use you. Come back when that dye washes out."

The deer annoyedly walks out the door. She looks over the rest of the Anthros and says, "Hello! My name is Doctor Sharon Kelly. Welcome to Hyzelrah Pnapta." Kurt whispers to Marty, "What does that word mean?" Marty shrugs because the translator clipped in his ear didn't translate the alien word Dr Kelly said either.

Dr Kelly says, "Everyone to the locker room so I can examine you." The returning faces quickly rush to get to the bigger lockers. Kurt waves his red newt tail nervously as he follows the crowd into the locker room. Marty gives a smirk and ushers Wayne into the locker room.

Dr Kelly announces, "Please place all belongings in your lockers, including any body jewelry and translators." Marty starts taking off his T-shirt and throws it in the locker. Wayne says, "You didn't say anything about undressing." Marty says, "We see each other naked all the time at home. Just focus on the money and the free luxury meal."

The koala takes off his shirt too and folds it to place into the locker. Kurt doesn't have too much to expose with his internal genitals and he quickly strips off his shirt and shorts.

Marty looks up and down Kurt's red reptile body and says, "You're not shy at all." Kurt replies, "I'm too curious where this is going." The Doctor walks down the row of undressing anthros and eyeballs their fur. Kurt eyeballs the naked Rhino lady at the locker next to theirs. Kurt holds his hand out and says, "Hey there, I'm Kurt." She shakes his hand and says, "Eva, nice to meet you." Kurt's eyes roam her thick grey body as she looks back at his skinny reptile body.

Doctor Kelly passes by and says, "It's good to have some new bodies." She stops at Wayne and says, "Turn around. Let me get a good look at you." Wayne self consciously covers his crotch and slowly spins in a circle.

Doctor Kelly looks at Wayne's butt and asks, "Why don't you have a tail? What happened to it?" Wayne smiles and answers, "Some doctor you are. Everyone knows Koalas don't have tails." Doctor Kelly quickly taps some things into the tablet computer she's holding. She nods to herself.

The Doctor pokes a finger into Wayne's koala body. He is a bit overweight and the doctor says, "You're lucky we've never had a Koala show up before. I usually reject less than ideal subjects."

Wayne protests, "I'm only 5 kilos above the average body weight for my species." The doctor smirks and says, "I'm also going to need you to remove that nipple piercing." Wayne grumbles as he removes the piercing and places it in the locker.

The doctor barely gives a glance to the very average looking cheetah, Marty. She takes a turn scrutinizing Kurt. The doctor's eye looks all over his red body. She pokes a finger at one of the few black circles on his back. Satisfied, she leaves them be.

Walking back down the line of naked anthros, Dr Kelly sends another anthro home for having designs shaved into their fur. Happy with the remaining selection, Dr Kelly says, "You have all passed the initial inspection. I'm glad no one is shy, but this just might be the peer pressure of the group." Doctor Kelly stops herself before she goes off on a tangent, "This will be your uniform for the rest of the day. I'm sure the five hundred federation credits you'll each be paid at the end of the day, will more than make up for any misgivings you may currently have."

Doctor Kelly calls the group of naked anthros over to a shower area. Wayne whispers to Marty, "What the hell did you get us into?" Dr Kelly says, "Most of you came prepared. Just grab brushes and smooth out your fur." Doctor Kelly points to Wayne and says, "You, Koala. Take a shower and shampoo your fur."

Wayne grumbles at being singled out and walks over to a showerhead. He closes the curtain and starts the long tedious process of washing his fur. Kurt slips into the shower behind Wayne and says, "Doctor said I could help you out. I know how jealous you get about me only needing two minute showers."

Wayne accepts the help and starts lathering the provided shampoo into his front as Kurt shampoos his back. Wayne looks at the shampoo bottle and says, "They didn't spare any expense. This is good shit." Kurt says, "I wouldn't know, never used shampoo a day in my life."

With a conspiratorial look around the semi private shower booth, Wayne whispers, "You think I should crank one out real quick? If we're going to be going around naked, I don't want to pop a boner."

Kurt shrugs and says, "I don't mind." Kurt continues to lather the koala up as Wayne grabs his sheath and starts pumping. The thrill of masturbaiting in the semi-private shower courses through him and he strokes his seven inch cock using all the suds around his crotch.

The sound of people talking and water running is all that can be heard as Wayne tries his best to silently have a shower wank with Kurt. Wayne whispers, "I'm almost there. Be a pal and press my button?" Kurt grabs his tail and rubs shampoo on the tip. He presses it into Wayne's butt and the soapy tip slides in.

Kurt wiggles the tip around rapidly and with a quiet groan, Wayne sprays several spurts of jizz against the wall. It slowly runs down and washes down the drain. Kurt says, "That was a lot. Do you not relieve yourself regularly?" Wayne pants and answers, "I make time for myself, every now and then."

Satisfied by the climax, Wayne helps Kurt rinse the shampoo out of his fur. The shower is over and Wayne gives his clean fur a satisfied sniff. Kurt pulls open the curtain and quickly towels himself off. Wayne looks around suspiciously. Nobody seems to have noticed that he just masturbated.

Kurt is a little fascinated by his roommate's fur and helps brush out the tangles as Wayne rubs a large towel on his body. Doctor Kelly walks over and inspects Wayne again. Wayne feels self conscious being naked in front of the fully dressed human doctor. Happy with the results, Doctor Kelly continues inspecting the naked anthros as they groom the fur usually ruffled by wearing clothes.

Once the grooming is complete, the doctor leads the group of anthros outdoors into the privacy fenced courtyard. The area is made of fake grass and looks like a pretty standard park with park equipment dotting the area.

Doctor Kelly announces, "The only two rules are: No speaking around the guests, and try to stay down at eye level around any children. If you need to use the bathroom you know where they are. We break for lunch in three hours. Any questions?"

Kurt raises his hand and the doctor points at him. Kurt asks, "What are we supposed to be doing all day?" Doctor Kelly says, "Do whatever you want. There are no expectations for anyone." Doctor Kelly looks at the tablet computer she is holding and says, "Guests will be let in at any moment." Without any further instructions, Doctor Kelly leaves the naked anthros alone in the courtyard.

Wayne waves his hands at Marty questioningly. Marty runs a hand through his naked cheetah spots and says, "It's like a social experiment or something. A.I. computers are probably going to be watching and studying the reactions and responses."

Kurt sees a row of mirror tinted windows and wonders how many cameras are actually watching them. Kurt walks up to a window and makes faces at his reflection. He opens his reptilian jaw wide and waves his long tongue at the mysterious voyeurs. Eva the Rhino walks up beside Kurt and they make faces at the mirrored glass together.

Eva says, "I did this experiment a few weeks ago. I still don't have any clue what they are researching. It is a relaxing time getting paid to spend a day unplugged from technology." Kurt asks, "What can I expect?" Eva says, "I dunno. They send the natives out here. They touch us or play with us." Kurt frowns, "This is a petting zoo?" Eva's breasts bounce as she lets out a chuckle.

Thinking about that for a moment, Eva says, "I could see that. The local laws prohibit the nonconsensual caging of animals. This might be a loophole around that." Kurt says, "There has to be more to this than that."

Marty looks over at Kurt laughing and talking with the Rhino girl. He looks around at the anthros spread out around the park. He was hoping that the cute girl that told him about this would be here. An otter and brown rabbit lay down in the grass and relax like it is a normal day at the park.

Wayne sits down on the fake grass and says, "This is actually pretty nice. I never went to a nudist park before. That doctor is kind of full of herself though." Marty looks around as he tries to determine if he is being observed. Wayne strokes his balls and says, "My boys feel silky soft after shampooing them."

Marty frowns at his roommate. Wayne lewdly stretches them out from his body and says, "Come feel how soft they are." Marty replies, "I'll take your word for it." A nearby alligator asks, "You mind if I have a feel?" Wayne looks over the alligator's green scaled body. As with all reptiles, he can't tell if it's a male or female.

Showing a friendly smile, Wayne says, "Sure thing. I'm Wayne, and that's my roommate, Marty." The alligator sits down and says, "I'm Janet." Janet reaches over and cups Wayne's balls with her hand. She says, "Oooo, those are nice." Janet runs the hand up Wayne's chest and delights in the feeling of his fur.

Sitting down in the fake grass, Marty says, "We got three hours to kill. Might as well have some competitive ball fondling." Marty reaches over and cups Wayne's balls in his paw pad. Marty is surprised at how soft the fur on Wayne's ballsack feels. Wayne sees the surprise and says, "See! I told you they were soft." Marty feels his own balls in comparison.

Janet asks, "Did you need an outside opinion?" Marty smiles and nods. Janet reaches out and cups Marty's creamy colored cheetah balls. She quickly says, "The difference is night and day." Wayne reaches out and takes a turn cupping Marty's balls.

Wayne says, "Oh yeah, I can totally feel the difference." Marty pushes Wayne's paw away and says, "We just have different fur types. The shampoo doesn't have anything to do with it." Marty secretly plans on spilling lunch on himself as an excuse to take a shower and try the shampoo.

A door opens and a native of Zalphon walks in. Nobody is surprised to see the creature that looks like a cross between a dragon and a frog. With large bulging orange eyes, a wide mouth, and pale green skin, the Zalph is very average and non-threatening. It stands at six feet tall with short nubs of horns on its head designating it as a male. It wears a grey work jumpsuit covering it's lanky body and limbs.

Everyone waits to see what the Zalph will do when presented with nude earthlings of several varieties. In its native language the Zalph says, "Hello everyone, I'm Flakka. I was told I could come in here and look around at you and maybe touch you?"

Only a few anthros know enough of the native language to understand what Flakka said. Everyone follows the rule not to talk and just stare as Flakka walks in. Flakka looks around in excitement as the nude aliens stay silent. He doesn't see a single translator device in their ears.

Walking right up to Kurt, Flakka grabs the newt's short red tail and waves it around. With reptiles being the closest biologically to a Zalph, Flakka starts with the familiar. Flakka makes a clicking noise that passes for laughter and everyone relaxes. The Zalph didn't have tails and are naturally drawn to them. Every anthro with a long tail has a story about a young Zalph touching it out of curiosity. Adults have enough self control not to go around grabbing people's tails but Flakka is letting out his inner child.

Kurt smiles at the Zalph and waves his tail playfully. The Zalph quickly loses interest when he sees Janet's much larger tail. He quickly walks over and grabs her hand to stand her up. He roughly plays with Janet's thick four foot long gator tail. Janet flashes her teeth at Wayne and then winds her tail up to slap Flakka with it. Flakka goes stumbling backwards onto the fake grass and everyone gasps. The Zalph lets out a laugh and gets on his knee to examine the tail with more care.

Everyone watches as Flakka runs a three fingered hand across the scutes and scales slowly. Flakka grows bored with the tail and looks at Wayne sitting on the ground next to him. Flakka awkwardly pets his hand through Wayne's fur.

Wanting more of the soft creature, Flakka closes his large eyes and pushes his head into the koala slightly pudgy belly. Wayne is glad he unloaded his weapon earlier because he is sure he would be popping a boner at the intimate contact.

Marty is feeling jealous and siddles up to Wayne. Flakka notices the cheetah and absently brushes a hand over the spots. Comparing the fur texture, Flakka prefers the grey creature over the yellow one. Marty crosses his arms in annoyance as he continues to get ignored.

Flakka wants to make the most of his time so he looks around to pick what he wants to examine next. Spotting the shaggy brown hair of a Highland Bull, Flakka makes a beeline for the bench it's sitting on. Flakka spends a moment gathering the long fur on its head into a bundle and looks into the bull's eyes.

With a childlike playfulness, Flakka parts the hair one way then the other to see how it looks. The bull shakes his head to ruffle the hair back into its original place. Flakka puts a hand on each of the foot long horns and slowly pulls the bull's head side to side.

The bull reaches up and grabs the two inch nubs of horns on Flakka's head. The bull mirrors the motions pulling Flakka's head around. Flakka laughs and lets go.

Flakka knows he doesn't have much time left, so he goes over to Eva the Rhino and pokes at the strange double horn above her nose. He pulls her head left and right to wonder what it would be like to have a big horn between his eyes.

A bell rings and Flakka lets out a sigh of disappointment that his fun is already over. He slowly walks to the door while looking over the earthlings he didn't get a chance to spend time with.

As soon as the door closes, Wayne asks, "What was that all about?" Eva walks over and says, "He probably has never touched an offworlder before." Wayne says, "So we're getting paid to get groaped by Zalphs all day?" Janet says, "We're getting paid to hang out here all day. Just slap them away like I did. They'll get the picture that we're not dolls."

The next Zalph walks through the door. Everyone quiets down as the female Zalph looks nervously around. Marty takes the initiative and walks up to the Zalph. Her pale green face turns a darker shade of green as she looks at the cheetah's sheath and balls. She waves the neck hole of her shirt as she continues to stare.

Marty holds out his hand to her. The female shyly takes the hand and Marty shoots Wayne a smirk. Marty holds the hand loosley and walks a lap around the perimeter of the fenced in park. Halfway around the park, Marty releases the hand and drapes his arm around her shoulder.

When they get back to the door, the female quickly opens it and cuts her visit short. Marty laughs loudly. Eva says, "That was kind of cute." Kurt says, "Now I'm just confused about what we are supposed to be doing with the Zalphs." Eva says, "Last time, they rang the bell early when one tried to pee on someone, but I've never seen them stop the experiment if we get weird with them."

Marty says, "The doc said there are no expectations. I dare you to give the next one that comes in a big sloppy kiss." Everyone laughs. Kurt says, "I got the next one." The door opens and a large male walks in. Kurt stands in front of the male sizing him up. The male is quite attractive in a frog sort of way.

The Zalph looks down at the hornless newt and reaches out to run a hand across Kurt's slim shoulders. He mistakes the newt for a female due to his lack of horns. Kurt pulls the Zalph's head down and runs his tongue across the face.

The Zalph looks around at the other creatures watching them and is unsure. Kurt runs his hands over the male and reaches around to squeeze the muscular body under the jumpsuit. The male's large orange eyes rapidly look around confused at what is happening.

Kurt doesn't worry about being watched and starts pulling at the flaps of the jumpsuit to pull it open. The male stands still as Kurt undresses him. Marty and Wayne stifle chuckles.

Everyone's mouths hang open as they wait for a bell to ring to stop Kurt from going further. Since the bell didn't ring, Kurt is obligated to keep going. Kurt runs his tongue experimentally across the Zalph's creamy white chest.

The male looks like he's into this strange game and Kurt keeps pulling at the clothes. With the jumpsuit around the Zalph's ankles, Kurt grabs a handful of butt and starts licking at the slit between the legs.

Zalph's aren't so different from Earthlings and Kurt quickly has a mouth full of alien cock. Kurt looks over at the mirrored windows and wonders why they aren't stopping him. Wrapping his tongue in a spiral around the greenish 7 inch cock. Kurt bobs his head to squeeze and milk it.

The newt can feel the Zalph's deep grunts vibrate through his body. The male places a hand on Kurt's head and thrusts into the wet mouth. The Zalph pauses moving as he goes over the edge and loses his virginity to an alien. Kurt enjoys the strange taste of the alien's seed on his tongue and savors it.

Kurt stands up and squeezes his own cock hopeful that the Zalph will reciprocate. The Zalph's orange eyes bulge even more than usual as he realizes what he just did with another male. He quickly pulls his clothes back on and walks out.

Kurt waves his hard cock at the voyeurs watching behind the mirrored glass and says, "What a cock tease. I would have taken a handjob in return." Marty walks up to Kurt waving his own erection. Marty exclaims, "That was pretty hot, but why didn't they stop you." Kurt says, "Maybe that's part of the experiment?"

Eva yells, "You can't go around blowing the visitors!" Kurt waves his erect cock and says, "I'm down for whatever. Maybe the next one will blow me." Janet says, "That was pretty sexy. Now I'm horny for some Zalph cock." Marty asks, "Do we get to call dibs if we see one we like?" Eva throws her hands up in the air and says, "No, I'm not going to stand by and let you ruin this!"

The quiet highland bull joins the group and says, "Hello, I'm Virgil." Everyone introduces themselves. Virgil says, "I have been coming to these get-togethers for a few months and I've seen it get sexual a few times." Eva glances at the mirrored windows and asks, "They didn't stop it?" Virgil says, "It's not real science if the observer gets involved. Doctor Kelly doesn't mention anything about it and always says something vague about how well we did. She serves up good food though."

Kurt walks over to a water fountain and rinses the taste of cock out of his mouth. Eva asks, "Is food and sex the only thing men think about?" The males present just nod.

The door opens and a child looks around the courtyard. Everyone with erections quickly turns their backs to the child. Marty walks over to a corner with Kurt and whispers, "They got to be fucking with us." The child walks up to the highland bull and twiddles his fingers in the long brown fur.

Virgil pulls the child onto his back and carries him around the playground. The child laughs and pulls the horns to guide Virgil to the other anthros. The child pets a black labrador and Virgil passes him off to let the kid be someone else's burden for a while.

Marty and Kurt sit down facing the corner while they wait for their cocks to soften up. Wayne walks up behind them to sit down. Wayne whispers, "I feel kind of silly masturbating in the shower when we have a chance to bang some Zalphs." Marty asks, "You cranked one out in that shower?" Kurt grins and says, "I gave him a noodling to help him along."

Wayne glances behind him at the kid riding the black dog's back. Kurt pokes at his slit and is happy his cock finally disappeared. He lays back in the fake grass and says, "Wake me up if something interesting comes out the door."

Wayne lays beside Kurt and says, "I'm hungry, how much longer until lunch break?" Marty says, "Two hours. Just drink some water." Wayne gets up from the corner and passes by the kid looking into Janet's large gator mouth. Janet snaps her jaw shut towards the kid and he flinches.

Wayne sees an otter, bear, and rabbit sitting in the grass talking. Wayne introduces himself to Gary the Otter, Craig the Rabbit, and Kendra the Bear. Despite being very different species, the three anthros all have the same brownish fur color.

Craig says, "I've been flirting with a cute Zalph for months and he has only shown the slightest interest in me. Who knew all you had to do is pull down their pants and give them a blowie?" Gary says, "They only mate for reproduction. You're going to have to teach him how fun sex is before he will consider dating you."

With a frown Kendra says, "I think that Zalph only let him do that because of the experiment." Wayne says, "That first one that hugged me, is the first time a Zalph has done anything more than shake my hand." Craig says, "I pass them on the street all day, but I still don't know what's going on inside their heads."

The four anthros look across the courtyard at the kid riding on the dog's back. Craig says, "I hope they send in another male next." Kendra laughs and asks, "You going to bounce on his cock, bunny boy?" Craig says, "A bunch of strangers have already seen me naked. I'm just so bored. It's not that much more embarrassing to have a bunch of naked people watch me have a good time."

The bell rings and the dog carries the young Zalph to the exit. The black dog rubs the boy on his head as he goes. Walking back, the dog's tail is wagging rapidly. The dog says, "That was fun, can the rest of the visitors be just like that?"

The next Zalph through the door wears a bureaucrat suit. It's design is very familiar to earth style, probably to put the Earthlings at ease. Craig whispers, "I'm going to try to get him to fuck me." Gary tackles the insane bunny and says, "No!"

The bureaucrat turns his head to stare at the otter laying on top of the bunny. The two smile back at the Zalph. The Zalph says in English, "My name is Derma. You will follow my every order. Everyone line up on your knees."

Kurt hears the command and whispers, "This could be interesting." Marty replies, "You think this one is just having a power trip after dealing with Earthlings all day?"

Everybody except one obeys Derma without question and lines up in front of him. Derma walks down the line and pokes the wolverine in the chest and orders, "Get down on your knees." The Wolverine pushes the finger away and says, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone's heads snap to look at the defiant Wolverine.

Wayne whispers to Virgil, "What the fuck is he doing?" A smirk can be seen from under Virgil's long highland hair. Virgil answers, "Rufus is just being Rufus. I think the doctor really likes him because she keeps letting him come back." The fur on Rufus's back and shoulders puff up as Derma continues to point at the ground and croak out orders.

Rufus pushes the Zalph away and Derma pushes him back. Getting into a low fighting stance, Derma yells orders at Rufus. Rufus throws a punch and Derma blocks it. The Zalph is fast and grabs a handful of wolverine fur. With a violent thud, Rufus is slammed down into the fake grass covering the ground.

Everyone waits for the bell to ring, but it never comes. Derma slides his palms together to roll all the loose fur on his hands into a ball. Derma holds the small brown ball up and says, "Disgusting creatures. Leaving trails of fur everywhere you go." Derma offhandedly tosses the rolled up ball of fur at Rufus and the wolverine has enough sense to stay down.

Walking down the shocked line of naked anthros, Derma runs a hand across Kurt's red newt shoulder and says, "You are the much more sensible design for a sentient creature." Derma looks down the line of staring faces and says, "You filthy furry creatures invaded my city. If it were up to me, you would be shaved before you set one foot on this planet."

Derma lets out a deep breath and walks down the line inspecting the subjects. He holds Janet's gator snout and says, "You are a pleasing shade of green. The armored scales are very nice as well." Janet is happy at the compliments.

Flicking a finger off the tip of Virgil's long horns, Derma says, "These are practically obscene. They should be filed down to a much more modest length." Derma uses his hands to measure the length of the two horns on his frog/dragon-like head and holds his hands up to cover the bull's horns from his vision. Derma coldly says, "You could look presentable."

Passing by Craig, Gary, and Kendra, Derma looks at Craig's rabbit erection with contempt. He continues walking down the line without mentioning it, much to Craig's disappointment.

Eva has her turn as Derma looks at her mostly hairless grey body. Derma says, "You are another hopeful." Running his finger around the tip of Eva's ear. He admires the accent of fur on her otherwise smooth body. Derma says, "I was hesitant the first time I saw an Earthling. You come in so many varieties that I never thought I could understand your body language. But I took a class learning what ear positions mean and despite your differences, you are all very similar."

Derma stands in front of the group and raises his voice, "Show me how weak and helpless you creatures are. Do as many push ups as you can." Everyone cautiously lowers themselves to the grass and starts pushing off.

Gravity on Zalphon is 7% heavier than Earth. So it is easy to think earthlings are weak with all the complaining they do right after they get off the shuttle. Wayne barely gets to ten before he gives up, out of breath. The rest of the anthros continue at a decent pace.

Rufus knows he is stronger than everyone else here and gets in line to join them. Derma stands in front of Rufus and admires the military precision of the Wolverine's push-ups.

Kendra pushes her large bear arms against the ground and whispers to Gary, "You didn't tell me we would get a free personal trainer too." Gary spreads his legs a little and curls his powerful otter tail around to cheat at the pushups. Gary lies, "Easy peasy." Craig says, "This fake grass stuff is rough on my cock." Kendra smiles as she watches Craig's cock rub against the grass as he goes up and down.

The anthros slowly drop out of the competition as they tire out. The competition is down to Rufus the wolverine, Janet the alligator, and Ted the black labrador.

Ted pants and drools as his tongue hangs out of his mouth in a very undignified way. The bell finally rings and Derma looks at the door in annoyance. Derma reaches down and pets Rufus on the head. Derma's stern demeanor softens and says, "See you at work tomorrow, Boss." Virgil chuckles as Rufus's assistant walks out the door.

Wayne asks, "They know each other?" Virgil explains, "It's not that big of a city. There are bound to be a few familiar faces that show up."

Everyone is pretty worn out as they make a line at the water fountain. Janet gloats to Ted, "I had you on the ropes. You were panting like a puppy." Ted says, "I was tired from carrying that kid around earlier." Ted turns the knob on the fountain and splashes cool water into the fur on his neck.

The Anthros are given a few minutes to recover before the next Zalph comes out the door. A teen Zalph comes out the door and looks around much the same as the last ones. In his native language, the Zalph says, "Hello, My name is Grup. You don't mind if I look around at you?"

Craig whispers to Gary, "Can I fuck this one?" Gary replies, "No, he's just a teenager. At least wait for one that doesn't look important or is a kid." Craig crosses his arms in impatience.

Grup walks around the groups of resting anthros. He comes to Kendra and looks her body over. Kendra smiles at him. Craig spreads his legs to show off his needy erection. Kendra puts an arm around Grup to turn his back to the lewd rabbit.

Grup enjoys the touch of the arm around his neck. Grup hesitantly hovers his hand over Kendra's side. Kendra sees the hovering hand and presses her other paw against it to press against her. Grup pets the fur on Kendra's waist as she leads him over to a bench.

They sit down together and Grup presses his head against Kendra's shoulder. Grup feels happiness in the simple act of physical touch. They linger like that for a few minutes until the bell rings.

Grup dreamily gets off the bench and says in very bad english, "Thank you." Kendra waves goodbye as the teen exits. Craig walks over and says, "I want to have sex with an alien like Kurt did." Kendra smooths down her fur and says, "Just because we are nude doesn't make it sexual. Try just enjoying the nice weather and stop thinking about it." The next few guests don't catch Craig's eye as they poke and prod around at the group.

Finally, a blue collar worker type walks out into the park. The Zalph is a fine example of his species and if Craig could read it, the name tag says, 'Treem'. Craig is on Treem like a hyena at a buffet. Craig swishes around the Zalph waving his short cotton tail seductively.

Dancing to a beat only he can hear, the rabbit playfully touches and fondles the big Zalph. Treem isn't very interested and looks around at the other Earthlings. The Zalph starts to walk off and Craig tucks himself under the male's big arm. Treem doesn't mind as he walks around looking at the naked anthros.

Treem pauses at the wolverine named Rufus. Looking at the horny rabbit under his arm, Treem pushes Craig towards Rufus. Craig stands in front of Rufus and smiles at him. Rufus asks, "Hows that plan to fuck an alien working out?" Craig says, "I tried rubbing his crotch but he didn't get hard or anything."

Rufus points at his sheath and says, "Maybe he needs to see an example of what you want to do with him." Craig is dumb enough to say, "That's a great idea. Who do you think would let me use them as an example?" Rufus grabs the rabbit's ears in his hand and roughly pulls him down to his knees.

Craig gets the idea as the Wolverine's musk fills his nostrils. Craig tongues at the tip of the sheath and Rufus smiles as he stares into Treem's eyes.

Rufus looks at the Zalph's nametag and says, "Treem sounds like a northern name. Northerners are very adventurous compared to the more conservative crowd around here." Treem wonders what the brown furred Earthling is saying as he hears his own name.

Craig has completely forgotten about his plan as he slathers his tongue around the wolverine cock. Rufus enjoys the feeling of the warm mouth around his cock. Craig pulls off the cock and pumps it a few times looking up at the Zalph. Rufus says, "I don't think he's getting the idea. Lean over that bench."

The couple is too horny to stop. Rufus positions the bunny leaning over the back of the bench. Treem stares at the glistening saliva covered wolverine cock as Rufus runs a hand on the confused Zalph's face.

Pushing two fingers in the Zalph's mouth, Rufus expertly swipes them across the salivary gland under the tongue. With a swift motion, Rufus presses his gooey fingers into Craig's tailhole. Craig makes an embarrassing moan as he gets penetrated in front of a dozen strangers.

Treem watches the Earthling mating ritual with interest. Rufus slides his fingers around and can tell the bunny doesn't need much prep on his tailhole. Rufus pulls his finger out and quickly lines his hard cock up. It slides in easy enough and Rufus pumps away without a care in the world as an audience watches.

Janet the Alligator wants in on the action and walks over to put an arm around Treem. Treem looks at the scaly Earthling and starts to get interested. She pulls at the zipper of his work jumpsuit and unfassens it. Craig looks over and says, "Hey! He's all mine." Janet says, "Looks like you got distracted."

Janet bends over the bench beside Craig and wraps her long tail around Treem to pull him closer. Treem's fully clothed crotch bumps against Janet's cloaca as they dry hump. Treem gets excited and quickly pulls open his jumpsuit to expose his pale green body.

Following Rufus's example is easy as Treem swipes his three fingered hand over his salivary gland. The Zalph's thick finger slides into Janet as she bends her knees and moves her hips to give him the best angle.

Janet elbows Craig and says, "Look on the bright side, at least you're getting fucked like you wanted." Craig isn't disappointed as Rufus's cock hits all the right places. Treem pulls out his finger and gives it a sniff. The smell is strange but not unpleasant.

Janet uses her tail to pull the male closer and reaches back to squeeze the green cock. Treem grips Janet's enticing tail as she lines his cock up. Treem leans forward and his cock slides into her silky smooth slit.

Treem looks over at the wolverine screwing the rabbit. Rufus smiles back and they match pace with each other. Craig grunts and moans as Rufus gives long thrusts. Treem follows the wolverine's example. Janet says, "I've never considered screwing a native until today. I just assumed they weren't into Earthlings."

Rufus says, "Just like on Earth, different people have different tastes." Janet arches her back with a moan and pushes back towards Treem.

Craig begs, "Harder, I'm almost there." Rufus slaps his paw against Craig's butt and Treem excitedly does the same to Janet. Craig pumps his cock furiously as his body tingles in pleasure. Rufus groans as the rabbit's tailhole pulses and squeezes his cock.

Everyone watches in fascination as Rufus climaxes at the same time as the slutty rabbit. Treem sees the pair finish and the taboo of the situation pushes him over the edge. Janet pants in bliss as the seed squishes around in her cloaca.

Rufus gives Craig's butt a soft squeeze and says, "Thanks for that." Seed drips from Rufus's flagging cock as he pulls out. He looks over his shoulder at the staring crowd and asks, "I warmed him up. Anyone want to go next?" Craig quickly tucks his small tail in sudden embarrassment.

Treem dreamily pulls his cock out and Janet stands up to look at him. Janet asks, "We could do this again sometime?" Treem doesn't understand English and just stares at the creature he just had sex with.

The bell rings and Treem reluctantly pulls his clothes back on. He gives one last happy look at Janet before closing the door. Rufus puts an arm around Craig and Janet. He guides them to sit together with him on the bench they just bent over. Rufus spreads his legs wide as he slouches on the bench. Janet and Craig keep their knees together as they rest for a moment. Rufus pants and says, "I could use a cigarette after that."

Janet considers what she just did. She has never considered public sex but couldn't stop herself at the excitement of banging a native.

Craig's tailhole is a little sore from not using proper lube. He lays his head against the wolverines thick black and brown fur. The sweat and musk is intoxicating.

Rufus grins as he wonders why Treem pushed the rabbit towards him. Rufus knows that Doctor Kelly will be tight lipped about anything relating to the experiment.

The door swings open and Doctor Kelly appears. She says, "Great work so far today. We will now break for lunch." Doctor Kelly passes out a few paper menus. Rufus doesn't even bother to look and says, "Give me the rare steak." Doctor Kelly presses buttons on her tablet as she takes orders.

Marty's eyes bulge as he sees all the choices. Chicken, Beef, Pork, and even Fish. Wayne points and says, "They have real cheese." Kurt gives Wayne's chest a squeeze and asks, "Do you really need real cheese?" Wayne answers, "Free meals don't come along every day. This is an official cheat day."

With a grin, Marty orders the steak and a few side orders. Wayne wants to try everything, so he orders several sides. Kurt takes the more boring approach and orders the chicken. Everyone places their orders as Doctor Kelly taps buttons.

Doctor Kelly says, "Make your way to the locker room if you need a bathroom break or need to freshen up." Doctor Kelly's eyes rest on Rufus, Craig, and Janet. Rufus says, "I'll wait until after lunch. I don't want my steak to get cold if it arrives when I'm in the shower."

After the Doctor leaves, Marty says, "It is real weird that she didn't say anything about all the sex that just happened." Rufus says, "Don't worry about it. She said we're doing great." Eva turns up her horn and sits as far as she can from the perverts.

After a few minutes, the whirring noise of delivery drones can be heard and they target a picnic table on one side of the courtyard. The food delivery is completed. Rufus looks at all the containers and grabs the one labeled with his name.

Rufus doesn't even bother with the included knife as he holds the large steak up and rips off bites with his teeth. Everyone is slightly taken back by the wolverines poor table manners.

Wayne pulls the tops off the small bowls and sets them down in a row in front of him. He uses a spoon to take bites out of each one, savoring the tastes. Everyone chatters and enjoys the free lunch. It would look like any other normal lunch scene except for everyone being naked at the picnic tables.

Eva picks at her large salad covered in cheese and ranch dressing. Kendra sits beside her and eats a barbeque pork sandwich. Kendra looks over and asks, "I'm not putting you off your lunch, am I? I know how some herbivores are sensitive about the smells of meat." Eva answers, "No, it's just all the sex."

Kendra takes a big bite and then says, "Why worry about it?" Eva answers, "I don't know, maybe I expected this to go the same way it went last time. Last time, I felt the group represented Earth in a positive way."

Talking with her mouth full, Kendra states, "Sex can be positive. It shows we don't discriminate." Eva says, "But that's because Earthlings come in so many varieties. This planet only developed one sentient species. The Zalphs are going away thinking we're all sex crazed savages." Kendra says, "You are letting the experiment get inside your head."

Kendra finishes her sandwich and says, "All that matters to me is the money and free food. Just act the way you would normally act and the results will show that when faced with an orgy of debauchery, some people will be better than that and not join in."

Eva frowns and asks, "Are you going to join in?" Kendra shakes her head no and says, "I have a husband and kids at home." Eva asks, "He's okay with you doing something like this?" Kendra smiles and says, "He's the one who suggested I come here. Since I'm making money, this feels like getting paid to relax and watch people get a little wild."

Marty lets a small bowl of baked beans pour down his creamy cheetah chest fur. He dabs at it with a napkin in fake embarrassment. Marty says, "Oops, looks like I need to take a shower to get this out of my fur." Wayne looks over at his roommate and rolls his eyes at the bad acting.

Everyone finishes their lunch and Doctor Kelly comes out the door to collect their garbage. Marty points at the stain on his chest and says, "I better take a shower." Doctor Kelly just nods as Marty and a few others saunter over to the door leading to the locker room.

With glee, Marty hops in the shower and dumps the expensive shampoo into his fur. Marty hears someone else walking through the room and peeks out the curtain. Rufus and Craig head into a shower stall together. Craig giggles as Rufus squeezes his butt.

Janet walks into the room and Marty considers her for a moment. As she passes, Marty pulls the curtain open a little and says, "I could use a hand scrubbing my back." Janet snarks, "But you only got your front dirty." Marty says, "Well I can't exactly shampoo only one side of my body! I would come out with my fur looking weird."

Janet wonders if all furry males help each other in the shower and maybe that's why they are all bisexual. Janet reluctantly agrees and pulls the curtain open to look the wet cheetah up and down.

As Janet steps into the water, she says, "You look a lot less scrawny when you're dry." Marty says, "That's how fur works. It puffs up to make us look bigger than we actually are." Janet stands in front of the shower stream and diddles her cloaca in a very unsexy fashion to clean it.

Janet sees Marty's frown and says sarcastically, "I didn't know we were taking a sexy shower together." Janet finishes the quick rinse she came in here for and starts rubbing the shampoo on Marty. Janet works the shampoo in circles around Marty's shoulders and down his back. Marty works on his arms and chest.

In the next shower over, Craig kisses Rufus on the mouth and says, "Eww, you taste like meat." Rufus kisses Craig and says, "You taste like steak too." Craig giggles as he runs his tongue around his mouth and tastes the forbidden flavor.

Being a rabbit puts meat off the table. Craig wishes he could eat a satisfying steak dinner like Rufus but it will give him an instant stomach ache. Craig laments that meat juices tasted so good but any more than a tiny taste will make him sick.

Janet reaches between Marty's legs and grabs his balls. She works the shampoo in and says, "You'll be as soft as your friend in no time at all." Janet runs her hand to Marty's tailhole and circles a finger around it. Marty quickly steps away from the probing finger and says, "I'm good back there." Janet says, "I don't mind giving you a quick cleaning. You might get lucky before the day is over."

Marty flatly says, "I don't count having things shoved in my butt as a lucky experience." Janet asks, "You're strictly a top?" Marty nods and answers, "Yes." Janet shrugs and says, "That newt is a bottom and the koala, I'm guessing, is a switch hitter?" Marty asks, "How would a woman know all about tops and bottoms?" Janet answers, "How do you know I'm a woman?"

Marty smiles and says, "The name is a dead give away." Janet says, "I could have lied about my name. How else would you know I'm a woman?" Marty takes a second look at the Gator. Her voice is very deep like all reptile females. She lacks mammary glands. He can't remember what kind of clothes she was wearing when they arrived.

Craig tries to ignore the strange conversation as he gently washes his sore tail hole. Rufus smiles down at the rabbit and says, "This doesn't make us boyfriends or anything." Craig says, "No, of course not." Rufus says, "It's good you understand. This is just the after sex shower, where we help clean each other up, with maybe a little groaping each other and a little kissing." Craig says, "Right, we're just continuing the good time we are having."

Raising his finger in the air, Marty asks, "I could check the old fashioned way?" Janet laughs and asks, "Would you even know what you are poking around for, in my cloaca?" Marty furrows his brow and says, "A penis?" Janet taunts, "How about I stick a finger in your butthole to try to find your penis?"

Rufus and Craig laugh from the next stall over. Rufus says, "Quit messing with him." Janet rinses the shampoo out of Marty's fur and says, "Reptile culture is very flexible. I'll bring home a cute gator and find out we aren't opposite genders. I like to be top sometimes, so we don't leave unsatisfied."

Marty says, "Kurt doesn't really talk about that stuff. Kind of a roundabout way to tell me not to assume things isn't it?" Janet says, "I like to pass the time talking about nothing." Janet pulls open the shower curtain and says, "All done!" Marty grabs a towel and starts rubbing his fur.

Rufus gives his body a shake and Craig yips while covering his eyes. Craig laughs and says, "You're such an animal." Rufus says, "That's why I'm here. This is my weekly relaxation. We get to be naked like animals, we are well fed, and they send out entertainment."

Craig says, "Seems like we're the entertainment to the Zalphs." Rufus runs a towel over Craig and says, "It's just the way you view it. To the animals in the zoo, the guests are the entertainment." Marty asks, "Has Doctor Kelly ever said anything about how you act out there?" Rufus shakes his head and says, "No, I gave up trying to push her buttons after I took a big shit on the grass right in front of her and she pretended to ignore me."

Marty laughs while Craig and Janet give Rufus a disgusted look. Marty says, "That's pretty bizarre. What exactly are they studying?" Rufus shrugs and says, "At this point, who cares? They always give us the money at the end of the day."

Rufus doesn't bother toweling himself off and walks out the door with Craig. Marty brushes his fur as Janet watches him. Marty says, "You can help if you want." Janet says, "You remind me of a pet I once had. She wanted to play in the pool with me and was covered in tangles afterwards."

Marty looks up at Janet and asks, "So you are skilled with a brush?" Janet shakes her head and says, "No, Mom got fucking pissed when I took a pair of scissors and cut all the problems out." Marty says, "I would have bald spots if I took the shortcut every time. You just have to power through the tangles."

"Good luck with that," calls Janet over her shoulder as she follows Rufus's dripping puddle out the door. Marty frowns as he continues to groom himself.

Rufus lays on the grass to air dry next to Virgil. Craig sits next to Virgil and looks over the highland bull. Craig asks, "Virgil, have you ever wondered what you look like under all that shaggy hair?" Virgil answers, "I probably look like a normal bull."

Craig continues pestering Virgil, "I'm asking, are you fat, are you skinny? I can't even see your balls. You could at least get a little manscaping." Rufus chuckles and asks, "Craig, are you feeling jealous that some anthros are more naked than others when we take off our clothes?" Craig looks down at the short fur on his rabbit sheath and balls and answers, "A little bit."

Virgil points to his crotch and says, "I used to get myself shaved like a sheep when I was a teenager, but it's impossible to find a good barber on Zalphon." Craig says, "There are barber shops all over the Little Earth neighborhood."

Virgil smirks as he replies, "I don't trust anyone but another Highland to cut my hair." Craig says, "I'm sure the SheepShop could do a decent job." Virgil says, "I don't want to risk looking like a jackass." With a loud scratch of his sheath, Rufus says, "Natural is the way to go."

Kendra the Bear and Gary the Otter lay on the fake grass facing each other. Kendra says, "I need to get me some of this fake grass stuff. It feels so nice compared to whatever that native stuff is called." Gary rolls on his back and waves his arms through the synthetic material.

Gary says, "It would be ecological terrorism to plant real grass here. It's the little things that remind us we're not on Earth." Kendra rolls on her belly and presses herself to the fake grass. Kendra says, "I used to take grass for granted back on Earth. I'm not exactly a country bear, but I would visit the city park often enough."

Sitting down beside Gary and Kendra, Eva enjoys the feeling of the grass on her bare butt. Kendra asks, "You feeling better?" Eva answers, "A little." Gary asks, "Kendra told me. Are you still embarrassed about the others having a bit of fun with the natives?" Eva nods.

Across the park, Ted the black lab still chews on the bone from his T-bone steak. Gary points and says, "If you want to be embarrassed, it should be about that dog acting so much like a feral. I bet if you took that bone away and threw it across the park, he would chase it and bring it right back for you to throw again." Kendra agrees, "Some anthro species are more evolved from their basic instincts than others." Eva says, "It is not politically correct to say things like that." Gary huffs, "It's not racist if it's true."

The door opens and several Zalphs enter the courtyard park. Eva looks over with a smile and says, "They didn't do this last time. I doubt the Zalphs will be willing to do lewd things with others of their species present." Kendra rolls over and says, "Things are looking up already."

A Zalph approaches the trio and stops a few meter's away. Kendra pats the ground beside her. The Zalph gets the picture and sits down. Kendra sits up and hooks her arms and legs around the female Zalph to pull her into a hug.

The female Zalph looks around in a panic as Kendra presses against her. Gary holds his thick otter tail tip out and pokes the female with it a few times. Eva studies the uncomfortable female. While the Zalph was uncomfortable, she knew that the strange furry aliens won't hurt her.

A trio of Zalphs stand over Rufus and Craig. The first Zalph says in their native language, "Why is it all wet?" The second Zalph says, "I heard this brown and black one will do anything. It probably already did something nasty and they had to hose it down. " The third Zalph says, "We paid good money to play with some naked aliens. Make it do something."

Craig looks between the Zalphs as they chatter in their native language. He doesn't pick up very many words but can tell they are talking about what to do. Rufus listens in without letting on that he understood every word.

Rufus stands up and the Zalphs go silent. The crude wolverine brushes his short dull claws through his drying fur. The Zalphs just watch silently. Rufus finishes brushing his arms and reaches down to run his claws through his leg fur.

Looking up at the watching Zalph, Rufus selects the biggest one and grabs a handful of it's shirt. Rufus presses his other hand on its back and lowers it to its hands and knees. Rufus gently sits his wet butt on the Zalph's back and uses the Zalph as a stool.

The Zalph's friends laugh as Rufus pretends to nonchalantly brush the fur on his leg. Craig snickers at the Zalphs. Rufus waves his short tail spreading the wet spot on the Zalph's back.

The Zalph Rufus is sitting on exclaims, "Get it off me! I'm getting soaked!" The other two Zalphs just stare as Rufus spreads his legs to rub his balls on the back. The two Zalphs stare at the balls and one says, "Look at it's weird genitals." The second one agrees, "Aliens are so gross looking."

Wayne, Kurt, and Marty sit on a bench and get approached by a pair of Zalphs. Marty pets his arm fur and then holds it out towards the Zalph. The Zalph touches it gently. The other Zalph looks Kurt up and down.

Walking to the back of the bench, the second Zalph looks at the three very different butts. Wayne doesn't have a tail. His fluffy grey koala butt looks normal enough for the Zalph. Marty is busy trying to prove to himself that his fur is just as soft as Wayne's after using the shampoo. His tail waves unconsciously like any cat whose interest is piqued.

Kurt sees the Zalph looking at tails and slowly waves his around. The Zalph is fascinated with the appendage. Kurt wonders if the Zalph's will ever leave his tail alone today.

Janet stands around with Virgil and Ted. The dog gnaws on the bone vigorously. Janet asks Virgil, "You're okay with this?" Virgil shrugs, "It's just a cow bone." Janet says, "But you're a cow." Virgil says, "Different type of cow. Besides, it's not like I ate it."

Ted pulls the bone out of his mouth and says, "My compliments to your species. That was the best meal I've had since I came to this planet." Virgil asks, "How about some beef sausage for dessert?" Ted looks around at everyone else being distracted by the Zalphs.

The dog's eyes go to the thick crotch hair and asks, "When is the last time you have even seen your penis under all that mess of fur?" Janet snickers. Virgil runs his hand through the hair on his crotch and parts it.

Janet looks at the tip of a penis poking out of the hair. Ted looks at it and says, "It's tempting, but I got a wife." Virgil turns to point his penis at Janet. The gator looks down at it and says, "Sorry, I'm not into furries." Virgil frowns as he lets go of the hair to hide his penis.

Ted continues to chew on the small T-bone. Greg comes up to Ted and says, "Kendra and I have a bet. Can I see that bone for a moment?" Greg holds out his webbed otter paw and Ted drops the bone directly from his mouth to the waiting paw.

Greg looks across the courtyard at Eva and gives a wicked smile. Ted's eyes are glued to the bone as Greg tosses it up in the air a few times. Greg waves the bone side to side and Ted turns his head to follow it like he is in a hypnotic state.

Greg speaks quietly and says, "You love bones don't you?" Ted nods slowly. Greg whispers, "It's your bone. You would do anything to keep this bone." Ted continues to nod as he follows the bone with his head.

The bone becomes Ted's entire universe as he watches it with laser focus. The bone starts getting further away and Ted follows it. Ted bumps into something and climbs over it. The bone goes low and he crawls on his belly to keep up with it.

Everyone watches Greg lead the entranced black dog around the courtyard. Over the picnic table, under benches, and around the Zalphs. Greg holds the bone over Eva so that Ted bumps into her following it. Eva pushes Ted away, but the dog rubs against her to follow Greg as he circles around.

With a laugh, Greg puts the bone in Ted's open mouth and the dog snaps back to reality. Greg looks at Kendra and says, "You owe me 50 credits when we get paid." Ted looks at the rhino he is leaning against and exclaims, "Oh, excuse me!" Ted works the bone around his mouth as he walks off.

Eva says, "That was weird. Why did he do that?" Greg says, "Instinctual hypnotism. That trick works with most dogs." Kendra asked, "Why didn't you make him do something more than just walk around?" Greg says, "He was focused on following the bone. He would have snapped out of it at anything more complex."

The bell rings and the group of Zalphs retreat to the exit. Everyone is anxious and wonders what is next. Three 12 year old equivalent Zalphs come out the door. They each hold a large red rubber ball. The two males and a female excitedly run out towards the naked aliens. Eva recognizes their clothes as uniforms from a local school.

In a thick accent, the boy yells, "Doge boll!" The other two kids grab hands and pull everyone to the wall. Rufus smiles and pulls Craig towards the wall. Craig asks, "I thought you didn't like to cooperate?" Rufus says, "If the little shits want to play some dodge ball. Let's play some fucking dodge ball."

Marty looks at Wayne and asks, "Have you ever played this game when you were a cub?" Wayne answers, "Who hasn't played dodgeball when they were young." Kendra and Greg are unsure about getting beaned by balls in the name of fun. Ted is excited about anything to do with a ball.

Janet says to Virgil, "It's good that the brutal sport of dodgeball got imported. It's not a normal childhood without getting hit in the face with a ball." Virgil says, "I've never had that problem. I just turn my head slightly and pop their ball. Janet looks at the bull's horn and decides to hide behind him.

Kurt looks at the mirrored windows behind them and asks, "Should we be playing ball next to these windows?" Rufus laughs and says, "Who gives a shit? Are you hoping Doctor Kelly will come out and give you a spanking for playing too close to the windows."

The game starts as the kids throw the balls. Craig steps out of the way of the incoming ball. Kurt ducks low and the ball hits the window to bounce off.

Eva shifts her bulky rhino body out of the way. The next ball comes before she is ready and hits Eva in the tit. She exclaims, "Ouch!" While rubbing her left breast. The Zalphs laugh and yell, "Out!" repeatedly until Eva walks off to the side.

The kids are stronger than they look and throw the balls hard. Rufus spots his chance and grabs a ball before it can roll away.

The wolverine has a wild look in his eye as he chucks the ball as hard as he can at one of the kids. With an unnatural motion, the kid twists it's torso out of the way. The young Zalph laughs at how close Rufus got and runs to retrieve the ball as it rolls to a stop behind him.

The kid points at Rufus and all three of them throw the balls. Rufus grabs Ted as a living shield and the balls slap into the dog. Ted gives out a yip at being pelted. The kids just laugh and yell "out!" as they go to retrieve the balls.

Craig feels sympathy for Ted and says, "That wasn't very nice!" Rufus says, "It wasn't very nice of them to all target me either."

Picking random targets again, the kids manage to pick off Wayne, Kendra, and Virgil. Wayne stands at the sidelines and complains, "What kind of balls are those? They hurt!" Virgil says, "Didn't hurt me when it hit." Kendra pokes Virgil's thick highland chest hair and says, "I'm sure that armor helped cushion the blow."

Eva points at her sore nipple and asks, "Do you think that will leave a mark?" Wayne gives a goofy grin and says, "I can give it a special massage to make it feel better." Eva sticks out her tongue at Wayne.

Marty manages to grab one of the stray balls and chuck it at the kids. The kids duck out of the way with ease. Marty asks, "How are they dodging so easily?" Kurt says, "They didn't become the dominant species on this planet by being slow." The balls return, pegging Marty out. Marty frowns as he joins the loser circle.

Rufus tries again and rockets a ball at one of the kid's heads as they are grabbing a loose ball. Another kid dives to protect their friend and plucks the ball out of the air. Rufus says without concern, "So close." Craig pushes Rufus in anger and says, "You could have hurt them." Rufus crosses his arms stubbornly and says, "It's not dodgeball without the element of danger."

Kurt asks, "Is it an out, if they catch your throw?" Rufus looks over at the kids as they continue to throw. Rufus manages to dodge a low throw and says, "Apparently they don't play that version."

A ball curves through the air and catches Craig in the crotch. The kids just laugh as Craig falls to the ground. Rufus says, "That ball had a lot of spin on it. Should have been paying better attention." Craig holds his rabbit balls as he grunts in pain and waits for it to pass. Kendra uses her bear strength to pick the bunny up and carry him to the side lines.

A barrage of balls flies towards Greg and he turns his back to protect himself. The Kids taunt, "Out! Out! Out!" as the otter walks off to the sideline. Greg pretends like the ball that hit his back didn't sting.

The only ones left are Kurt, Janet, and Rufus. Rufus asks, "What makes reptiles so good at dodgeball?" Janet waves her thick gator tail as she sways side to side and says, "Must be the tail. Low center of gravity." The trio manage to dodge several balls but are too cautious of the fast throws to try and catch one to return fire.

Rufus gets behind Kurt. Kurt says, "Hey! I'm not your shield." Rufus says, "If I can't beat these kids then I'm going to be the last survivor." Kurt keeps dodging throws as Rufus shadows behind him.

Janet is practically ignored as the kids focus on Rufus and Kurt. Impatient for Kurt to tire out, Rufus steps on the newt's tail. Kurt yelps as he goes to dodge and can't get out of the way. The ball hits Kurt in the side and Rufus says, "Sorry about that." Kurt sneers as he walks off.

Rufus picks up the loose ball and aims low but the kids are too quick. Janet spins out of the way of a ball making sure to swing her tail wide at Rufus. The tail slaps Rufus in the leg hard. Janet says, "You better stay on your side."

The game continues as Janet uses every opportunity to swing her thick tail at Rufus. The kids are toying with them. Janet dodges low but the next ball hits her in the leg.

Rufus raises his fist in victory but the kids keep throwing. Knowing the futility of continuing, Rufus punches an incoming ball with all his strength. It rockets back towards the kids and they dive out of the way. The kids look at each other and say, "Out?"

Whomever is watching must agree, because the bell rings. The kids are good sportsmen and hold out hands to shake. Everyone reluctantly shakes the hands of the kids that managed to outclass them in such a childish game.

The afternoon passes pretty fast as everyone has a generally good time. Groups of Zalphs come and go, leaving little chance to do anything naughty.

At the end of the day, Doctor Kelly comes out the door and says, "That's a wrap for the day. You all did wonderful!" Marty whispers to Kurt, "She makes it sound like we were on a tv show." Doctor Kelly says, "You may now redress. I'll be waiting up front with your payment."

Everyone files into the locker room. It feels off to be putting on clothes after spending the whole day naked. Rufus dresses professionally and you could never tell what a crude slob he is. Janet puts on a very gender neutral outfit, further confusing Marty about whether or not she is a female.

Kendra wears a nice flowery dress, while Gary puts on a ratty T-shirt and jeans. Craig dresses like a twink in tight clothes and punches buttons on his comm as he gets Rufus's number. Virgil wears loose fitting shorts with an open chested vest.

Wayne, Kurt, and Marty put on their T-shirts and shorts. They didn't wear anything fancy. Kurt tightens his belt and looks over at Eva. The rhino just gives him the cold shoulder as she silently dresses.

The locker room empties as the people stop by the front desk. Doctor Kelly marks people off a checklist as she hands out envelopes filled with cash. Marty opens his and imagines all the things he could do with an extra 500 credits. Kendra pulls open her envelope and hands Greg one of the fifties.

Doctor Kelly waves goodbye to each one and says, "Tell your friends. We do this every week." Wayne, Marty, and Kurt still have no clue what exactly Doctor Kelly is actually doing.

*** Epilogue Six months later on Earth, an advertisement plays for a TV show.

The narrator says, "Stranded on an alien world. Some people will trade their dignity to the natives in exchange for food and money." The camera shows scenes of the park full of naked anthros getting groped and petted. The camera zooms in on Rufus as he sucks on his steak and sloppily eats it.

The narrator continues, "When normal rules no longer apply, anything can happen." The camera shows the back of Kurt's head as it bobs on the obscured Zalph's crotch. The camera then switches to Craig getting hit in the balls.

The narrator says, "With a rotating cast of characters on every episode. You will never know what is going to happen when people stop being civilized and start getting wild." The camera shows Janet slapping several people with her tail. The bass is boosted to a meaty thwack.

Names roll by, featuring a few familiar ones: Wayne the Koala, Kurt the Newt, and Marty the Cheetah. Virgil the Highland Cow, Eva the Rhino, Ted the Black Lab, Janet the Alligator, Gary the Otter, Craig the Rabbit, Kendra the Bear and Rufus the Wolverine.

"Purchase the new season now, for access to all episodes featuring the recently colonized planet of Zalphon. As a bonus, receive a compilation featuring extra angles and unused footage from the show."