Hottest Club Around
"Oh shit. . . ."
"Wait..what do you mean oh shit?!?"
"It broke babe. . ."
"Oh.....shit."
At last, the best club around had opened its doors! The crowd had been waiting for ages for this grand opening and at long last the doors were open and the plastic sheeting had been removed from the door. The surge of club goers hooted and hollered as they all jokeyed for a spot, racing past the doors and into the spacious establishment. The inside was not really decorated, but it was nice none the less. The corridor leading to the main room was narrow and seemed like it was closing in around them. More than a few trampled in the violent rush to get inside.
The noise of the rushing, boisterous crowd reached up as far as the two small apartments above the club. Each a bit over crowded with room mates. Giggling and laughing as they heard the noise coming from below. Only one though was brave enough to step out the door. Maybe tonight would be her lucky night and she would find that perfect match for her. Leaving her room mates behind, all cheering and calling out after her as she traveled down the stairwell that would bring her to the back enterance of the now lively club. Stopping just once before she too pushed her way into the club.
In an instant she was swarmed. It seemed all sorts had been awaiting her arrival. The first to get to her were of course, the secure and macho types. Notably stronger than the rest they had wrestled and fought their way to the front of the pack. Sliding up next to her was the first suitor.
"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs."
She groaned, where was the creativity in that one. But hey, he did seem to be fit. She forced a smile but responded curtly.
"Unfertilized...thanks."
The shot down fellow drooped a bit and fell back, letting the next competitor steal her attention away.
"Whats happenin shorty. The names J. Izz. How bout you an me kick it sometime?"
Another inward groan.
"Yeah uh...maybe...I'll give you a call sometime, hrm?"
Quickly making her escape before he had a chance to point out she didn't have his number. Shoving past the growing mass of guys that had started to surround her. Even having to fend off a grope now and then. Didn't any of them have manners?! Poking and prodding at her. Her eyes kept sweeping around, looking for Mr. Perfect. Wait.....did that guy have two heads?! She shuddered and quickly moved past. He wasn't the only one that were a bit off. Here and there a few disfigured sorts lingered. Generally behind most of the others. Not really able to muster the courage and strength to get to her. One even had too many limbs!? Where the hells were these fellows from anyways?
There were all sorts to choose from, ones that seemed all brawn and no brain (a few of them even confused enough to start hitting on each other!), some that were a bit too much brain and not much else. Trying to woo her with all this scientific mumbo jumbo. She kept right on going past both of these groups. They weren't terrible really..but they still weren't just right.
At last...one caught her eye. He seemed to have it all. He was tough, he was suave, he was smart! She could almost feel herself softening up even as he approached. Casually resting an arm around her and totally ignoring the other men yapping and nipping at her heels.
"Hey there sweet thing."
"Hey"
She could feel it even then, this one the one. The perfect match for her. The one that could make her whole. Their conversation was short really. And after only a little while, she was leading him back towards her place. Entering the narrow stairwell that lead back to her abode. But sometimes passion just can't wait.
"Come on babe, lets just do it here."
The male pressing against her, pushing her into the wall. All she could do was nod.
"Hun, I am gonna bury myself in you."
He was nearly moaning the words out. She only winked coyly and offered a teasing responce.
"Oh, I can promise...it'll make your head explode."
Nine months later. . . . .
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!