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"What, do I plug this one in?"

"Plug that one in? Really? Are you that old? This is like helping my dad with his Wi-Fi."

"Shut up, I'm not that old. Course, you did call me daddy last night."

"You are so lame, I am embarrassed for you."

"Hi Embarrassed, I'm dad."

"That isn't even how the joke works!"

Jayden groaned loudly and rolled his eyes at Derek while trying to ignore the large deer. Shimmying behind the flat screen TV he did his best to flatten himself against the wall reaching for the plug Derrek passed him and was just barely able to get it into the right socket. Pulling his body back from behind the large screen Jayden was finally able to take a deep breath, the goat smiling as he gave a little hop and settled onto the couch. Giving a long, languid stretch he settled in unbuttoning his jeans, sliding them off, and tossing them onto the floor in front of him. That earned a glare from Derrek as the deer came back over and sat down on the couch popping the back off the new remote control to replace the batteries.

"This isn't your dorm room. You could try to pick up after yourself," the big deer said, kicking at the goat's jeans with a foot. Though he tried to give a disapproving look Jayden couldn't help but notice that the big deer didn't mind looking at his panty clad crotch.

Reaching down to play with the waistband of his new black and red polka dot panties, Jayden ran his thumb along it for no other reason than to tease the older deer, "Now you are trying to sound like my dad. Why did you buy a new TV anyway? Your other one was still working just fine."

The big deer shrugged and reached over to put an arm around the goat's waist, pulling the younger boy up against him. A setup screen immediately popped up asking for a login and password, earning a growl from the deer. Jayden grabbed the remote and started to click through the screens, entering the Wi-Fi password he'd memorized and began to set up Derrek's streaming accounts. His purple fingernails tapped away, the color matching the eye shadow and highlights in his fur, as he looked over "I swear you are worse than my dad sometimes. How are you, just, so bad at technology."

The deer grunted, seeming to ignore the question. Still dressed from their earlier outing in jeans and plaid button down he was still rocking the lumberjack look. Jayden had a much more tasteful tee shirt that read "Princess" in bright rainbow letters across the front. Derek had tried to get the goat to change after he'd come to pick Jayden up at the dorms but it was too late. Jayden had, of course, waited till they were most of the way to the store before he took off his sweatshirt.

Derrek shifted uncomfortably as Jayden leaned up against him and draped the big deer's arm over his shoulder, "Well, I mean, this is the newest one, right? Smart TV or whatever. So I don't have to worry about boxes and shit, it's all just in there. I am not bad at technology."

Jayden poked a finger into the deer's chest, "And you're a liar. Your laptop had more viruses and pop ups than my grandparents. How did you live before you met me? Also, you don't watch TV. Like, ever." Jayden laid back on the couch and sprawled out resting his head on the arm rest and putting his hooves on the deer's lap. Tossing the remote up in the air and catching it Jayden playfully teased at the big deer's crotch as he continued on, "Least you don't watch it while I'm here. You got better things to look at."

Watching the deer look his body over Jayden flashed a smile. With his left hoof gently grinding against the deer's crotch he hooked his right back and spread it out slightly, giving the older male a good look. Jayden ran his painted nails over his own thigh, teasing with one hand, sliding up and over his bulge, and then giving just a slight lift of his shirt so the deer could see his belly. Then he was done. Half rolling over he turned the TV on and went to WebTube signing into Derrek's account but his own screen name. Derrek was a lot of things though having good taste in movies wasn't one of them.

It was Nominosukune vs the Crab Monster, again, and Jayden smiled to himself as he could feel Derrek's annoyance. Derrek hated, with a passion, kaiju movies. Black and white, subbed not dubbed, original run. The models were fantastic for the time and almost perfectly recreated downtown Tokyo with miniature cars driving along the streets. That effect was simple, just a series of magnets under the cardboard street moving them around and it worked. The matte painting in the background gave the illusion that the city stretched on for miles and that it wasn't just a sound stage in some junky backlot.

Jayden felt Derrek shift and get up. The big deer leaned over, giving a kiss on the goat's forehead before he went off to the kitchen. Jayden reached over, grabbing a pillow and hugging it to his chest, eyes following the screen as he heard Derrek messing around in the kitchen. They were just getting to the good part where Nominosukune emerges from the sea to begin the first fight, which of course he will lose to build dramatic tension, when Derrek called out, "Hey, Jay, what do you want tonight?"

Boom, there it was. The first footfall on land, the giant reptile emerging from the sea, and then it was plain it was two guys in rubber suits smacking each other. It did get better after this. Not taking his eyes off the screen as he skipped the first fight scene Jayden shrugged to himself, "Something that isn't just grilled meat. It is either steak, or burgers, or steak burgers with you. It wouldn't kill you to eat a salad you know. Something green?"

"But you like me big and beefy."

Fair. Restarting the next scene where the scientists were working on some wonder weapon, Jayden said, "I bought that stir fry thing last week when we went shopping, use that. There is beef in it and vegetables. I don't want you dropping dead of a heart attack on me."

"I am not that old!"

Jayden grinned to himself as the movie kept rolling, content to let Derrek handle kitchen duties tonight. The movie played out in its usual fashion till Jayden got bored with it. Sitting up on the couch he looked over the back of it into the kitchen watching Derrek cook. God he was awful which was why probably every meal was just something grilled or fried. It was like the man could somehow manage to burn cereal. From the sound and smell of things, however, he was managing to handle the frozen food. Bouncing up from the couch Jayden hummed lightly to himself and pulled his shirt over his head, tossing it away, and walked into the kitchen making sure to sway his hips just a bit more.

Coming up behind the deer he reached around with a paw, grabbing at Derrek's crotch and giving a light squeeze. That got a surprised grunt from the deer as Jayden's paw ran over the cock with equal parts stroking and squeezing. Leaning around to look at the skillet, Derrek did have a good six inches on him after all, Jayden sniffed, "You know, I think I changed my mind for dinner. A thick slab of meat sounds good right now. Let's go."

Derrek laughed as he shut off the stove top, Jayden tugging the big deer along by the front of his pants. The house was a model of simplicity: open floor plan on the ground floor that was basically a giant living room and kitchen, the stairs going up to the two bedrooms on the top floor. No character at all and it didn't help that Derrek had zero taste in home decor. It was like the man just walked into the furniture store, saw the display, and said yes. Pulling the deer along to the steps and upstairs Jayden caught sight of a price tag still on a decorative bowl. The man was hopeless. Good thing he was handsome. And funny. And a sweetheart. Maybe not totally hopeless.

As they got to the bedroom Jayden kept his panties on and crawled up onto the bed turning to face Derrek. Resting on his knees with his arms folded across his chest, the goat looked over, wagging a finger, "Pants and shirt. Lose em. Chop chop."

Derrek shook his head and started to strip down, tossing his clothes into the basket by the door. The man could really have paced himself or something, done a little show, made it sexy but no. There was zero subtly to Derrek, he just was. Walking with his knees Jayden crossed over and ran a paw down that broad chest, feeling the muscle and giving an appreciative squeeze. Flopping back on the bed he grabbed a pillow, shoving it under his ass as he wiggled out of his panties.

Derrek started to move to the nightstand to grab lube only for Jayden to interrupt him, "Nuh uh big guy. Least not yet. You want some of this ass you're working for it tonight. I feel like some head."

The deer stopped, freezing for a second, looking over, "Wait, what?"

"Um, yeah. I want you to blow me. You know, that thing I literally do to you all the time?"

Derrek actually blushed, "Well, its uh, been a while. Since I did that. I pretty much top, you know, and..."

"And what? What does that have to do with topping?" Jayden frowned, playing it up for show, "It's head or I'm going back downstairs to eat stir fry and watch my monster movies."

Derrek only hesitated for a second, which was smart on his part, before crawling up on the bed. Jayden watched the older male get between his legs, reaching down to run his paw over that grizzled muzzle, stroking along it. Stroking up and over Derrek's face, running through his hair, Jayden ran a finger along the nubs where the antlers had been. They'd shed off just the other week leaving behind a pair of bald spots in Derrek's hair which the big deer apparently found quite annoying. However, it made it a lot easier for the big deer to get between the goat's legs.

At first Jayden wasn't sure if the deer was going to go through with it or not. For whatever reason a lot of guys figured that since Jayden played the femboy it was like he didn't enjoy getting his dick sucked. A couple had been a little upset when he'd asked and couldn't believe that he'd grabbed his stuff and walked out. As Derrek wrapped his lips around the shaft Jayden relaxed and leaned back on the bed spreading his legs wide. Oh he had missed this. Rubbing at the back of Derrek's head he moaned feeling that rough, broad tongue working over his shaft. Heaven.

Ok, so Derrek wasn't that great. He was good. Well, he was ok. Fine. It seemed that he hadn't been exaggerating when he'd said he hadn't done it in a while. Still he was making up for it with some amount of enthusiasm and ran his tongue along the underside of Jayden's shaft. While it may not have been the best head Jayden had ever gotten, it certainly wasn't the worst. Thrusting his hips up to meet the downward motion of Derrek's mouth Jayden certainly enjoyed himself, the deer's rough muzzle hitting the insides of his thighs.

Jayden reached down and tapped Derrek on the back of the head getting him to pull back. Shifting on the bed he thrust his hips up, putting his legs over the deer's shoulders and pulling him in planting the older male's face right up against his ass. Slowly jerking his cock Jayden purred out, "Ass now. Rim me good and you'll get all the goat butt you want. Get in there big guy."

Derrek was much, much better at this. After all, he'd had some practice in the last couple of weeks. The big deer's rough, broad tongue scraped and stroked along Jayden's taint and asshole sending waves of pleasure through his body, even making his fingers tingle. His hips rocked back and forth across the deer's muzzle encouraging him along, the broad tongue teasing and pressing into his tight ass. Jayden had to let go of his cock and grip the sheets with both hands as Derrek kept working deeper into him. With his legs twitching he gave a few wordless moans, precum leaking over his shaft as the deer kept working at him. Shit, he was getting a lot better at that.

With his right leg twitching and seeming to have a mind of its own Jayden finally reached down and half pushed, half pulled himself away from the muzzle. Patting the top of the bed by the headboard he reached over into the nightstand for the lube. Grinning at Derrek, he winked, "I wanna ride tonight. Get on up here big guy."

As the deer climbed up onto the bed sitting with his back to the headboard, lightly stroking his thick shaft, Jayden prepped himself. This was a long weekend so he had made sure to, ahem, prepare appropriately. Butt plug for the day and a thorough cleaning beforehand did wonders to make things go a lot smoother. Pressing two fingers into his ass, spreading the lube liberally, he sighed to himself. Topping was great and all but who could resist the way a cock in your ass felt? There was something about it that just didn't compare. Climbing onto Derrek's lap he reached back, took the cock in paw, and guided to his hole as he slowly sank down on it.

Reaching forward and grabbing at the deer's pecs Jayden slowly started to ride the thick shaft, feeling it spreading him open and slide into his guts. Fuck. Yes. Closing his eyes he grunted as he started to push the cock deep inside him, his own leaking as it bounced with his thrusts. Grabbing onto Derrek's shoulders he started to drive himself down on the shaft, taking it hard and deep, feeling it fill him. When he felt the deer's paws rest on his hips Jayden's eyes flew open, smacking them away.

Wagging a reproachful finger, he grinned, "Nuh uh there big guy. Hands behind your head. You got all weekend to have your fun. Let me have mine."

"What, I'm just supposed to sit here and take it," Derrek frowned at that but went ahead, leaning back as Jayden picked up the pace.

"Damn right you are. Sit back, relax, enjoy the show, and don't cum too early. I wanna ride."

Jayden bounced hard and rode fast, bottoming out on the thick cock, feeling Derrek's balls pressing against his ass. Hilting himself on the deer's shaft he took a moment to enjoy that special full feeling, his legs twitching as the sensation flooded his senses. His nails raked lightly down Derrek's chest, earning a grunt that Jayden ignored before he went back to work. Leaning forward he kissed, nipped, and bit at the big deer's neck and shoulders, driving the thick cock in and out of his ass. Handcuffs, or those cute under the bed ropey things. That was exactly what they needed. And he knew just the place to find them.

Picturing the big deer roped down to the bed as a little plaything Jayden could feel himself building. Balancing himself with one hand on the deer's broad shoulder he reached down to stroke his shaft, jerking himself as the cock slid in and out of his guts. That cock was thicker than any toy he had hidden under his dorm room bed. Slamming himself down hard on the shaft Jayden felt his hips buck and he came hard, shooting his pent upload over Derrek's abs. Derrek came just a few seconds after that, filling up his ass. He hadn't said he could cum. They could talk about that later.

Leaning forward and resting his head on the deer's chest Jayden raked his nails over the short, salt and pepper fur. Sliding down the shoulders he went over the big guy's pecs, down to his stomach, his paw playfully smearing the cum into the fur. Mine. Sinking his teeth into the deer's shoulder he earned a hiss and grunt from the man, a grin on Jayden's face. Pulling back he bent in for a kiss, resting his paw on the back of Derrek's head, "So, dinner then? Or you wanna get cleaned up?

Looking down at the mess on his stomach, Derrek shook his head, "Figure I'll just end up a mess anyway. You stay here, I'll grab a few bowls. After that it's round two and you're mine."

Grinning Jayden slid off and laid to the side, letting the deer get up and head downstairs. Watching that big, muscled rump walk off he couldn't help but smile. Oh Derrek, you're in for a long, long weekend.