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Will stumbled in through his front door at midnight. He could barely hold his head up and his arms and legs felt like rubber.

Never again, ever.

Somehow Will managed to wobble his way to the couch and fall face first on to it.

Okay, alrighty, let's review. I've been UNWILLINGLY testing out my eyes for the past...11 hours and I've actually discovered a lot. What is it exactly? Well...my best guess is that something about my eyes triggers a temporary chemical imbalance in a pokemon's brain. What? Like you can think of anything better. MY only other explanation was magic and well...yeah. Look it doesn't matter, what DOES matter is that they work. The only way for me to test them however was to get lost in that maze they call a club and happen upon random pokemon. That's exactly what I did, well after I got out from under Carmen anyway.

Will was pinned under Carmen for just under a half an hour, and he was running out of beer bottles to count. Luckily Carmen rolled off of him, mumbling something about tacos. It was more of a relief than Will thought to have that much weight off of him. He sat up and stretched his arms and legs.

I wonder if I should leave her a note or something. Nah, too lazy.

Similar to the one he found before, Will found a mini shower in the back of the room where he quickly washed off. He wasn't too concerned about being quiet seeing as it would probably take a gunshot to wake Carmen. Afterwards he slipped his clothes back on and left the room. After a few steps down the hallway Will remembered that he had no idea where he was going. It didn't matter though, it's not like he was trying to get out. Doing his best to navigate, he found his way down a few flights of stairs and into the rave he was looking down on earlier. The party was still in full swing and chances are it probably wouldn't let up, ever.

The first thing I wanted to test was the apparent resistance pokemon have to the hypnotic effect of my eyes. With Maria, Carmen, and Tera I was able stare into their eyes for awhile before whatever happened, happened. I deduced that just about every pokemon has a temporary resistance to it, and I was right.

Will found a seat in the corner, out of the way of all raving.

I also deduced that I had a maximum of 30 seconds to sit down anywhere before some horny pokemon approached me, damn I'm tired of being right.

Will was thinking to himself and barely paying attention when someone slid into the seat next to him. He appeared to be lost in thought until he was tapped on the shoulder. As soon as he looked to his right someone slid into the seat on his left. Will thought he was seeing double, to his left and right there were lucario. Only when they spoke one after the other in rapid succession did he finally catch on.

"Hi there."

"New to the rave?"

"I think he is."

"I've never seen him."

"I think I have."

"Really?"

"Yeah he went off with Carmen."

"Ooooh think he outlasted her?"

"I dunno why don't you ask him?"

"You ask him."

"You do it, it was your question."

They bickered so much I thought they were sisters, oh and did I mention how tired I was being right?

"Um, girls I assume you came over here for something?" Will spoke without making eye contact with either of them.

"Oh right, me and my sis-"

Called it.

"were about ditch the rave and go find a private room somewhere, wanna come?"

"Please? It gets so boring with just three of us."

I have no idea why I assumed she meant herself, her sister, and another man. Probably should've caught on earlier, either way that killed my "I was right" streak.

"Well since you asked so nicely I guess I can-"

"Great!" They yelled simultaneously.

Suddenly they both grabbed Will and carried him out of the room like two moving men carrying a piece of furniture.

Oh yeah, Lucario: #5 on my always wanted to bang list.

They carried Will out of the room and down another series of hallways. He really had no idea where he was anymore but it hardly mattered, he would probably be there all day anyway. After a minute or so of travel the lucario girls stopped in front of a door. It was similar to the doors in the area Will visited when he first came to the club, but he knew he wasn't in the same place because the walls and floor were a completely different color. Instead of white walls and red carpeting it was dark blue walls and black carpeting.

While still holding onto Will the lucario girl in front knocked on the door with her foot. "Open up, we found one." "Is he cute?" "Mhmm."

The door flung inwards and the two girls rushed inside, it was immediately closed behind them. Will managed to angle his head to get a look at the room and just who it was behind to the door. Like with most rooms in the club it was fairly large, but fairly empty. It seemed like they had plenty of rooms but not enough stuff to put in them. On the wall directly in front of the door was a white king sized bed, complete with pillows, covers, and sheets. There was mostly empty space on both sides of the bed and on the right there was what appeared to a wardrobe.

Probably had a bunch of costumes in it. I should check back on that, cause if I can get a lucario into a maid outfit then I'll be all set.

Behind the door was another lucario. She smiled, locked it, and walked over to him.

"Ooh you're right, he is cute."

"I know right? And get a load of his eyes; I could spot em all the way across the room!"

_Well I learned one thing, unintentionally. Apparently my eyes shine like the friggin sun. I think I WILL buy those sunglasses. _

"Set him down I wanna see!"

They set him down on the bed gently and stood back, all three of them staring directly into his eyes. Will was astonished at his luck, not only did he have three test subjects, but he had them all at the same time. The girls were talking amongst themselves while continuing to stare into Will's eyes, all the while he was counting in his head. This way he could test just how long they could resist his eyes and if it varied from person to person. At about the 27 second mark it was clear that they had fallen under his spell. They all stopped talking abruptly and their mouths hung wide open. As amusing as the sight was Will didn't get to stare at it long, he went into Thinker mode.

So they have about a 30 second resistance, that means I'm pretty much safe as long as I avoid prolonged eye contact. But as I've already seen in the case of Tera, the resistance can be gradually broken down so I have to be careful. That still doesn't answer the question of whether or not it varies from pokemon to pokemon. Well that won't be hard to test; all I have to do is-

His thoughts were cut short when the three girls collapsed onto the floor.

Were they still looking into my eyes the entire time?...Well there's another test out of the way, look for too long and you get...that, which is what I can only assume is an out-of-season heat cycle. This might hurt; I should probably get out of here before I'm fucked, literally.

That thought occurred to him a little too late. Right as he went to get up something latched on to both of his legs, causing him to fall back to the bed. All three of the lucario had their hands around him, not only that, but they all had the exact same look on their faces.

The only way I can describe it is "Extreme lust to the max," with a little bit of evil on the side.

They crawled up Will's leg and when they were at eye level they carried him to the center of the bed. Immediately they went to work removing his clothes; with the three of them it didn't take long. They wasted no time; the first lucario positioned her folds over his mouth, while the other two pressed theirs together around his already fully erect member, one girl settled on his stomach, the other over his legs. The feeling was different but by no means bad. The two then went sliding up and down his shaft, all three of them deriving a degree of pleasure from the act. Will opened his mouth to gasp but he was quickly smothered by the lucario over his face. Having no choice in the matter he began to lap at her folds. She instantly moaned into the air and grabbed on to the back of his head, firmly holding him in place.

The other girls were moaning loudly as they continued to drag their moist lips over his cock. They were moving slowly but pressing hard. It was almost becoming a battle over who could press harder. The girls went back and forth, pressing firmly against Will and each other, all the while increasing the pleasure for all of them. Their battle didn't last long however as the pleasure they created started to get to them. They were now moving up down Will's shaft at varying speeds and pressures, as opposed to equal speed and force on both sides. As the pleasure continued to grow so did their moans. Will would've moaned just as loudly but he was completely muffled by lucario on his face. He tried to hold back his moans however as he knew he had a job to do.

There was nowhere for his tongue to go but inside of the lucario's slit, and there it stayed. He constantly twisted and turned it, doing his best to make her climax before he did. As far as he knew, it was working. As time went on her grip on his head grew tighter and tighter, her moans grew louder as well. The copious amounts of juices that flowed down his chin were a clear indication of how well he was doing. He continued to lap at her insides, making sure to hit every spot he could, and it paid off. With every long stroke of his tongue he was rewarded with a loud moan accompanied by small rush of juices. He tried to hit every little bump and ridge he could find while using the outside of his mouth to rub up against her clit. Will's excellent mouth work brought the lucario's orgasm to her quicker than she could think. Her tunnel squeezed Will's tongue and she howled into air as she shot forth a wave of cum directly into his mouth, nearly drowning him in her arousal. The taste is what saved his life; he couldn't bring himself not to drink it down as it spewed forth.

When she finally came down from her orgasm the lucario collapsed right onto Will's face, providing yet another opportunity to die from lack of oxygen.

I wouldn't be surprised if asphyxiation was the leading cause of death down here in the club. I believe that's the third time I've nearly died that way. I gotta take some precautions, next time I'm getting on top.

Luckily for Will a lucario was nowhere near as heavy as a tyranitar and he was easily able to throw her off of him. He didn't realize how close was to cumming until he looked down at the two lucario still grinding up and down against his member. He barely had time to think as his orgasm hit him hard. He stifled a moan as multiple strings of his cum shot into air, landing all over each of the lucario's crotch areas. They continued to grind away as this went on, coaxing as much of Will's seed out as they could. When he finally ran dry they slowed to stop. They were both close, but only one of them could actually "have" Will. Neither of them felt like arguing, it would only waste time. Without a word the lucario on his stomach spun around and placed his cock over her entrance while the other girl began lightly fingering herself. She did her best to keep a neutral pace so as not to make herself cum too early or come down from arousal.

As the lucario began to slide Will into her entrance his eyes shot open.

"Oh no you don't."

He flipped her onto her back and quickly thrust inside of her. The act caught her by surprise, but she wasn't complaining. She wrapped her legs around Will's waist as he began to thrust. Her entire crotch area was already soaked from arousal and it could only get wetter. Each time Will thrust in an audible sloshing sound could be heard, that sound combined with all three of their moans drowned out everything. The lucario was closer now than ever before and she wanted the last moments before her orgasm to be particularly pleasurable. Using her leg strength she pushed Will in hard each time he thrust. It didn't take Will long to figure out what she wanted. He began to pound into her with as much force as he could muster but that didn't stop the lucario from adding her own strength to the mix. She pushed up against him, effectively meeting him halfway through each thrust while continuing to use her legs to push him down. The result was rough but incredibly pleasurable sex. Seeing as the lucario was already close, it didn't take much of this to make her climax. She moaned and held Will deep inside of her as she came, spilling her liquids all over him and the bed. The sudden contraction on Will's cock almost made him cum as well but he had just a little more control than her, he held it in.

Just as Will expected, the lucario passed out beneath him. Now all that was to do was finish off the last girl. He looked behind him to find her fingering her cunt rapidly. She had lost control of herself seeing Will pound the life out her sister, she absolutely needed release. She was lying on her side, eyes closed and mouth agape. Once she realized that Will was done with her sister she immediately pounced him, but he was one step ahead. Will immediately threw her on her side and lifted her leg. From behind he began rapidly thrusting into her. They were both close and he knew it, so he skipped the foreplay. The lucario held her own leg up allowing Will to reach around her front and hold her steady. The added bit of control he gained from this gave his thrusts twice the strength. It didn't take long for both of them to reach their climaxes. Will forced himself as deep as he could go and let loose his seed. Both of them moaned loudly as Will coated her insides. At the same time she sprayed the insides of her legs and the surrounding area of the bed, and just like the other two girls she passed out.

_There's another weird thing I noticed. As promiscuous and sex happy all of the pokemon down here are, you would think that they would have excellent endurance. Most of them should be able to go 2 or 3 rounds at the very least. Maybe it's another side effect of my eyes, you get great sex but I guess it drains you. Dammit so much speculation, I hate not knowing something, especially when it's about me. _

Sighing, Will cleaned himself off in the mini shower that every room seemed to have, retrieved his clothes, and left the three lucario to their slumber. As he exited the door he quickly came to a not so surprising conclusion, he was lost again.

Truly whoever it was who designed the club was an asshole. Hallways upon hallways and not a sign to be found. Did anyone ever hear of a damn map? Oh well, all part of the "fun" I guess.

Will lost track of time as he wandered through the maze that was the club. His aim was not only to search for random pokemon, but to maybe get the hang of navigating through the place. But no matter how long he traveled it seemed he was having trouble with both of those. Most hallways and rooms that he came across were empty, and when he did happen to find someone they were always paired up with another person or pokemon. Will didn't get discouraged though, he continued voyaging through the never-ending maze, confident that he would find someone eventually_._

Will came to a 4 hallway intersection and used his nail to scratch off a piece of paint on one of the walls. After 20 minutes of aimless wandering he decided to start playing smart and marking where he had been. This was the fourth 4 way intersection he had come across and he was worried about running around in circles. So far it seemed to be working, every time he came across one of his marks he would mark a separate hallway and continue forward. He could tell he was at least making some progress because the more he did this, the more the hallways and carpets changed color.

I'll be outta here in no time. All I to do is get to a crowded room, once I do the pokemon will find me. Also, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? I used to laugh when people told me they could feel someone's eyes on them but...ever since I got into this maze I've been feeling something back there. Gee I wonder what it could be.

He continued his trek, still coming across the occasional pokemon-human coupling but for the most part finding empty hallways and rooms. The feeling of someone's eyes following him wherever he went was starting to make him feel unnerved. He was looking over his shoulder every few minutes and taking hallways he knew he had taken before in an effort to outrun whatever may have been behind him. Eventually he began to hear things, a small bump here, a brushing sound there, and he even spotted it once, but it was far too quick to make out the shape, size, or even the color.

I get it; it's their little "game." Hunting me through the maze like I'm prey. Well we'll see who has the last laugh.

It wasn't hard for Will to find an empty room in which to camp. There was actually nothing at all in this room. No bed or dresser, the carpets didn't even have color.

Now that's just lazy.

He looked around one last time but spotted nothing. With a faint smile he entered the room, leaving the door wide open. His pursuer didn't wait long before moving in. She wanted to preserve the "fun" and track Will a little longer but she knew he was slowly finding his way out and this was the best time to corner him before he did so. With lightning speed she slid into the center of the room, standing tall and making herself look as intimidating as possible. She was surprised when she found no one was there. She was even more surprised when the door slammed behind her. Will, who was standing behind the door, was just as surprised as her when he saw what had been chasing him.

How...the hell did I miss an Arbok? These things are so damn big I'd have more trouble finding a tauros in a china shop, or a charizard in a ice cream parlor, or a nidoking in a nursery, I could do this all day. Anyway, Arbok, numberrrrrrr 63 I believe on my always-wanted-to-bang list. I dunno, I can't really remember past #20.

The arbok turned to Will, hissing quietly as she did so. "Looks like I finally caught you."

Was anyone else expecting her to do that thing that snakes always do? You know when they like overemphasize and stretch out their "S's?" Maybe she'll do it later, or not, I think I been watching too many cartoons. Still she sounds a little serpenty if you know what I mean.

"Just who do you think caught who? I'd say you fell into my trap."

She scoffed and flicked her tongue as serpents commonly do. Making sure to keep eye contact, Will inched closer while making small talk as a means of distraction. "So what's up?" She seemed confused by the question, which was Will's intent; keep her distracted while he tested his eye range. After 30 seconds went by, he took another step forward. "So how long you have you been down here in the club?" Luckily for Will, the arbok didn't feel the need to move. "I've lost track over the years."

"Been that long huh? Well here's a better question: how many men do you think you've hunted down through these halls?"

Her mouthed curved into a smile that only a serpent could achieve. "Thousandssssss."

AHA there it is, told you she'd do it.

Will took a particularly large step towards her. "One last question: What's your name?" Her smile grew even wider, now fully showing off her pearly white fangs. "Katrina."

"I'm-"

"I know who you are, everyone does. Maria and the workaholic gardevoir told us all about you. I've been trying to find you for a long time, and now that I finally...have...you...I can..."

Found it. 14 feet away, well in between 14 and 18, I'm not a ruler you know. Either way this knowledge could be helpful in future. And now it's time to make like a banana and split. There's much more testing to be done.

Will kept Katrina trapped in his gaze as he stepped backwards toward the door. When his back hit it he felt around until he found the door handle. As quickly as he could, Will broke eye contact and turned to open the door. He managed to get it open and step halfway out but he fell flat on his face when something wrapped around his leg. He was promptly dragged back into the room by Katrina's tail, clawing the carpet the entire way. When Will was close enough she lifted him with her tail and coiled tightly around him, arms and all.

"Going somewhere?"

Will chuckled. "Not anymore I guess."

Will didn't think it was possible but the arbok actually managed to smile wider. Though he knew he wasn't in any real danger, the smile did scare him a little. After scaring Will a little more with her smile, Katrina suddenly twisted her body around him in a quick jerking motion. Will was confused, that is until she did it again, and again, and again. Slowly but surely with each sudden jerk his pants slid a little farther down. After about 7 or so of those, his pants hit the ground, promptly followed by his underwear.

"Neat trick."

"Years of practice."

As violent as most of her jerks were they were also very arousing, that or it was just Will's mind thinking about what she was going to do next.

"You have beautiful eyes, anyone ever tell you that?"

"I've been getting that a lot lately."

"I can imagine." To avoid being raped harder than he already was, Will spoke while making as little eye contact as possible, and as far as he could tell it was working, so long as he looked away from the general area of her face.

Taking no notice of that, Katrina went to work rubbing her slit against his member. Under any circumstance other than this the horizontal slit would be practically invisible, but the more she rubbed the more her slit spread apart, revealing the reddish pink flesh beneath. They were already deriving small amounts of pleasure from the act, but its main purpose was preparation. Both Will's cock and Katrina's pussy were getting thoroughly lubed. Katrina in particular was getting extremely wet. Large amounts of her own fluids were dripping down her sides and Will's legs. Apparently the act was more pleasurable than it should've been, just another effect of Will's eyes. Once they were both sufficiently lubed Katrina slowly went to push Will in, and much to his surprise it was a relatively tight fit.

Maybe male Arboks are just really small, and as such the females are really small. Maybe I'm really big, nah.

Will's first impression, besides her being very tight, was that she was also mildly cold. Being a snake meant being cold blooded came with the territory. It certainly wasn't as cold as an ice pokemon would be but it was much colder than the norm. That didn't make it any less pleasurable, especially considering how tight she was. Katrina appeared to be taking it slow until she came to the last inch. Right as she was about to hilt him she did another quick jerking motion, forcing Will inside of her at a speed he wasn't prepared for. Katrina smiled as he groaned out loud from the sudden burst of pleasure. Moving while coiled around someone was a challenge even to Katrina but she solved that problem long ago. Coiling and uncoiling slightly provided more than enough movement to get the job done. Light gasps left both of their mouths as she pushed Will in and out. Both of them were doing their best to keep their composure but for Will it was a losing battle. Minutes after they began his moans became loud and frequent. Katrina was having a little more success than him, but not much. Will's warm member felt hot in contrast to her frigid insides. It added just a little more to the experience. That and the muffled squishing sounds coming from below were sending her over the edge. As much as she tried to hide the extreme pleasure, it was of no use. Her mouth hung wide open, and her light gasps soon turned into moans louder than Will's. As her climax approached she unconsciously began to grip Will tighter, in more ways than one. Accompanied by the increase in grip was a sudden increase in speed. Will was being forced in deep and fast, his orgasm hit him like a freight train. He exploded inside of Katrina, sending a wave of cum inside of the arbok. Much to his surprise, it didn't fill her and overflow like usual. He was more worn out than he thought. Katrina had no such problem, she managed to stifle her scream of ecstasy but gushed all over Will and herself.

It took a minute but Will came down from his orgasm first; it was taking Katrina much longer to recover. As time went on she began uncoiling, Will took it as a sign that she was done and proceeded to climb out. He was practically home free when something wrapped around his feet and lifted him into the air, he didn't have to look to know it was her tail.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"....Toooooo the bathroom?"

"Mhmmmm."

"Alright fine I was escaping, but how long to plan on going anyway?"

"My record is 9 rounds, think you can manage?"

9 rounds?! Like hell we are! You brought this on yourself; I've been meaning to test this anyway.

"Hey look here." Will looked directly into her eyes and as expected she froze in his gaze. At that moment he began counting.

Knowing how long they can look into my eyes until, well, you know what happens, should prove useful in the future.

15 seconds went by before she passed out and dropped Will on his head. He stood up, cracked his neck back in to place, and waited for the inevitable. Seeing as outrunning her would be impossible he resigned to his fate which, once he thought about it, wasn't too bad. A few seconds later Katrina's eyes shot open. She scanned the room until her eyes fell upon Will. She stared at him with a predators glare, smiling widely and flicking her tongue in a serpent-like fashion. Even though Will saw it coming he couldn't help be a little stunned at the speed in which she pounced him. She sat directly on top of him, her lower half wrapped firmly around his. From this position she had complete control over Will's body and her own. Will's member was only half-erect, obviously worn out from all of the prior activity, but that wasn't going to stop Katrina. She swiveled her head around to come face to face with his limp manhood. She teased and tantalized him, barely touching Will with her lips and tickling the sides of his member. Light chuckles emanated from her throat as her actions became more and more sensual. Before long she had brought her mouth to the tip, suckling on it while her tongue worked its way around the edges. It didn't take much of this to bring Will back to full hardness. When Katrina felt he was hard enough she lifted her head back into the air and lowered her dribbling cunt to it. No more time was wasted on foreplay; she immediately went to work slamming down as hard as she could. Will, who had nothing to hold on to, clawed the carpet in a futile effort to hold himself in place. Unfortunately either he was too weak or Katrina was too strong, because every time she came down on him he slid back a little. After a little while of that he gave up and submitted to her strength. He was thankful for one thing though, she hadn't found a way to get his shirt off too, rug burn would not be good. Various hissing, moaning, and panting sounds came from Katrina's mouth but nothing that resembled coherent speech. As much as it turned Will on, it also got him thinking.

Temporary mental regrESSION, perhaps? Could be, the lack of SPEEch and self conTROL suggests them regressing to a more PRImal state when I- FUCK this is not the time for this.

Will was already coming close to his orgasm, the pounding he was taking combined with Katrina's general tightness was bringing him up faster than he expected. Katrina was just as close, her hissing was starting to get louder than Will. Sensing that they were both close, she lowered her body over his and shifted her focus to speed rather than power. She pounded down on him as fast as her snake-like body would allow, filling the air with sound of their wet skin slapping against one another. Will finally had something to hold on to. Instinctually he wrapped his arms and legs around her as he braced for his orgasm. Katrina slammed down one last time, squeezing as hard as she could on Will's cock. She hissed loudly as she came, flailing her tongue erratically around her mouth. She drove Will down into the carpet as a torrent of her juices washed over him. Will came equally as hard. He did his best to push back against Katrina as he let loose the last wave of cum his body could muster. Though equal in proportion to Katrina's it wasn't equal in size. He was worn out, and cumming again only made it worse.

With a heavy sigh Katrina passed out on top of Will, and after a minute light snoring and small hisses could be heard. Will managed to slip out from underneath Katrina, but other than that he didn't move. He felt light headed, and his hands were shaky.

I need something to drink.

After about 20 minutes on the floor Will found the strength to move again. Just like every room he had come across, this one had a miniature shower in it. It didn't take long to wash and dry himself off. With that done he left Katrina to her nap and went to find his way out of the maze. He was pleasantly surprised to find that thanks to the marks he made earlier he was just about home free. The walls and carpets started to seem familiar as he backtracked through the labyrinth. With some trial and error and a lot of luck he found his way pass the rave, then pass the room where he left Carmen, and finally back into the door junction where he had first gotten lost. It was a breath of fresh of air to at least sort of know where he was, and it only got better. Thanks to a lucky break Will saw a couple enter through one of the doors, the hallway seemed somewhat familiar so he took a gamble. He breathed a sigh of relief when he passed the exhibition rooms and found his way back into the club entrance. Will never thought he would be so relieved to see that giant orgy. He would have jumped for joy but he just didn't have the willpower. Instead he made his way over to the bar, keeping his head low and making sure not to make eye contact with anyone.

Once he got a closer look at the bar he marveled at how amazing it was. It spanned the entire right wall of the room and as such it had 5 bartenders. Bottles of all shapes, colors, and sizes lined the maple colored shelves behind the bar. A white semi-bright light illuminated the bottles from behind, projecting a subtle rainbow effect on everything in the vicinity. Maple seemed to be a common theme as the bar stools and the bar itself were made of it, though the tops of the stools had expensive looking red cushions on them. It was truly an awesome sight, but Will had only one thing on his mind.

"Barkeep, just...give me something with alcohol in it, I don't care."

"You got it."

I dunno if it's just me but alcohol is so relaxing. Just a little bit helps me think straight. Yeah I know, 'alcohol' and' thinking straight' shouldn't be in the same sentence but I feel so calm when I'm tipsy. As for actually getting drunk, that ain't happening any time soon, especially down here in the club. I'd wake up in the center of some orgy with vagina in my face, boobs on my back, and dick in my ass, not a pretty sight.

A thin wine glass filled with amber liquid was slid of front Will. Only then did he remember life's golden rule.

Drinks are expensive, everywhere.

He sighed. "How much do I owe you?"

"It's free for you sir."

"...sir?"

"Drinks are free for VIPs and pokemon. Salem put your name and face on the VIP list last week."

Last week...but last week I wasn't even...Salem. He knew I'd say yes. Son of a bitch.

After about 10 minutes, with a little help from the alcohol, Will had droned out the sounds of sex around him. Whatever the bartender gave him was strong. Three sips and he was already bordering drunk. With the world now silent in his mind he was able to think straight.

Okay, after being down here for two days and coming across hundreds of pokemon, I have a perfectly legit question. Where are all the NORMAL people? Literally every human and pokemon I've come across have been total whores. It's just constant, random, remorseless sex down here, and everyone seems to be in on it. I mean does anyone just come down here to hang out or is sex all the club's about? Sure the club exists as a place where pokemon and humans can live equally but it makes me wonder, if equality were to be reached on the surface would it be the same way? A world filled with nothing but sluts?!

'I resent that.'

"And the only person I know with that voice isssss-"

The gardevoir from earlier slipped into the seat next to Will, much to the amusement of the bartender. "Actually taking a break Worky?"

'Shut up and get me a Tom Collins.' The bartender rolled his eyes and went to get the proper mixes.

"So, Tera was it?"

She sighed. 'Please don't call me that.'

"Don't like it?" He said dryly.

'Never been a fan of it.'

"Did...Salem give you that name?"

She rested her head on her hand. 'Mhmm, he was a trainer way back when.'

"...What happened?"

Tera stared into space without so much as another word. Will took it as a sign that she didn't want to talk about it. "Sorry if that's a painful memory, I didn't-"

'I met him when he was 14; I was his first pokemon, just a kirlia at the time. He was a really good trainer, after about a year he had a whole 6 pokemon team. Me, you've already met Maria, Susan the garchomp, Kelly the swampert, Missy the flygon, and Cara the lopunny. We won some gym challenges, beat some trainers, and even won a contest or two, but Salem never thought they were too important. All he cared about was traveling with us and making us happy. In his eyes we never lost, as long as we did our best we always won. He was the nicest person I had ever known, and I'm sure the other girls felt the same way. And that's why we fell in love. Obviously pokemon-human relationships were taboo at the time. We went 2 years without telling each other how we really felt. I would've read his mind on the subject but we had made an agreement early on that I wouldn't, I respected his privacy. Salem was just turning 16 when he finally caved in and confessed his love for me. You should've seen him; he was so nervous back then. It was so cute the way he stuttered and tripped over his words. Eventually though he just blurted it out, and that night...was the greatest night of my life. Of course by the way we acted afterwards it didn't take long for the other girls to figure out what we did. I felt kind of bad for them at first but Salem said he could love us all, everyday. I didn't mind.'

Just then, the bartender returned with her Tom Collins.

But of course you know the way the world works. We were caught one day. Salem was going to be jailed for the "rape" of 6 pokemon. He was a minor so the judge went easy on him. I lieu of jail time they took his trainer's license away, and then...they took us away. Salem could only cry as they took us away one by one. Missy first, then Cara, Kelly, and Maria. They had to drag Susan away, kicking and screaming, and then finally me. I didn't see him or the other girls for 3 years. They split us up and put us into adoption homes for "abused pokemon." I was adopted by a mental hospital after my second year, you know, to help get inside of patient's heads. It wasn't bad, they treated me nice but after while I was having trouble holding myself back as they badmouthed Salem, calling him a sick bastard for "abusing me." Still, the thought of never seeing Salem or the girls again was killing me. Just when I thought about lying down and dying, he appeared. I thought I was going crazy but it was really him. He was...different though. I don't know what he did over those 3 years but it changed him. He got...smarter, calmer, more composed and calculated. I didn't care at the time though. I cried in his arms and he held me close, patting my back and telling me it was okay. I must've cried for 5 minutes straight. After I was done he got really serious. All he told me was "Tera, I'm going to change the world. Will you help me?" I couldn't say never to Salem, so I ran away with him and we ended up here. Salem had made so many connections by that point that he could do anything. While the club was under construction he used his connections to find us. After that he officially opened the club, it was about 2 years ago.'

"Wait there have been rumors of the club flying around for about 4 years now."

'That was Salem's doing. By spreading rumors of the club he secured plenty of future investors. Eventually once he had enough money the construction began. With all of the construction companies that Salem owned at the time it took just under a year. And here we are today.'

"Wow..."

'Yeah...I don't know what Salem's thinking but he's putting a lot of faith you.'

"I noticed."

'Please don't let him down.'

"I'll try my best. I think in the meantime though, you should get some rest. You seem like you've been working hard lately."

'That reminds me,' She gulped down her Tom Collins in one go. 'I gotta get back to work. You should rest up though, Salem's gonna need you tomorrow.'

"For what?"

'You'll see.' She got up, stretched, and patted Will on the back. 'Later.'

Will sat staring at his half empty glass as she left. It may have just been the alcohol but he felt slightly rejuvenated. "Barkeep what time is it?"

The barkeep made the 'I don't know' sound as he polished a glass. "About four or five?" Will sighed.

One more test today and I'm done. Now, who's my next test subject?

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