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I looked out the window of the armoured bmw X5, Watching as snow covered trees went past. In the wing mirrors I could see the other cars in the convoy and a troop carrier. The driver of the X5 was a malamute wearing aviator sunglasses and a grey greatcoat "so then... Jen is it? What brings you out to the middle of nowhere?"

I turned to look at him "well lieutenant weirman... I don't really know... I just wanted to be a part of something" it wasn't a particularly great answer.

He started laughing, "do you even know what we are trying to accomplish here?" he took one hand off the wheel and placed it on my lap. I felt a bit uncomfortable.

"we...we're here to protect all from the humans" I told him "but to be honest I don't know what good I can do... I'm useless"

"aww hey now come on. You're not useless. don't worry. You'll be fine." I actually felt slightly better. "as your lieutenant I'll be taking you to meet the others." the way he said lieutenant made me laugh "what's so funny?" he demanded

"I'm sorry sir... I just find the way you pronounce lieutenant amusing... you say it lef-tenent. It's pronounced loo-tenent." when he started muttering under his breath I decided to stop trying to correct his pronunciation and time to change the subject. "lieutenant?"

"yes, jen?"

"are we almost there yet?"

he took a quick glance at me before fixing his eyes back on the road and smirked "finally someone with a sense of humour. Yeah we're here. there's the gate." the radio built into the x5's panels crackled into life.

"attention. This is a secure location. Halt your convoy and State your rank and business. If you are indeed who you say you are you will pass through. If not. Then you shall be brought in with force." the voice toned on.

The lieutenant pressed a button on the radio and spoke "lieutenant Caesar Weirman. I'm bringing in new recruits for training"

the radio came back to life again "attention lieutenant weirman. You are cleared for entry." he drove in and slowed to a stop at a guard checkpoint. "please announce all firearms, sir."

I watched as the lieutenant unbuttoned his greatcoat and pulled out a H&K MP5sd. "that's all sir?"

"yes. Why?"

"well it's not particularly much. What if the furlesses attacked you?"

he motioned to the vehicles in the convoy "i have many trained men here. Who will help me give the furlesses the good news."

"i'm sorry sir. I just-"

"it's okay johnson." he snapped to attention and let us pass.

I saw some female huskies parading about and I watched them for a while.

"do you like them jen? That's the regiment you'll be joining. The sixty-ninth huskies. And yes. We are aware that sixty-nine is a sexual act. But the general here is rather sexually active with the troops... chances are you'll be in his bed by the end of the month. And that's if he's busy with whatever it is he's supposed to do."

at first I thought he was joking. But when he pulled the vehicle to a stop the sergeant walked over. "sir, the sixty-ninth are ready for orders."

"thank you Oonkahkoo. Have them continue their training. I'll call you when the general has orders."

"yes sir." he saluted the lieutenant. And the lieutenant saluted back. "this one of the latest recruits?" I realised that he was referring to me.

"erm... yes sir. My name is jen. And it'll be an honour to serve under you"

"you are aware that here almost everyone here ends up in the COs' beds?" now that two people had mentioned that I was starting to get suspicious.

"are you being serious? Or is this some kind of in joke?" I shook my head in confusion the sergeant walked away laughing.

The lieutenant lead me through another gate and towards a large hall. "straight through that door and you're in the mess hall. Eat lunch and then sergeant farlight will take you from there. He then walked off taking one of the soldiers from the sergeant's company by the hand and leading her away to the officer's mess. I shrugged and walked into the hall. I walked straight into someone and knocked them to the floor. I looked down at him... him?

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" he stood up and looked me straight in the eye. There was something unnerving about his presence.

"I...I'm sorry"

"SORRY?! SORRY WON'T DO! I WANT YOU IN THE ROOM IN FITHTEEN MINUTES!"

"Th..the room?" I looked at the other girls in the room to see if they could help me and they all avoided my gaze.

"Jesus Christ! Where the fuck did Weirman find you?! Tell him to send you back to under the fucking rock you came from!"

he stormed off and I sat down at a table glumly "hey there. You okay?" I looked up at the brown furred husky talking to me

"I've been better. Who was that bloke?"

she laughed "'that bloke' is the general. And as you can see he's not the kindest of gentlemen." she pushed her hand towards me. "the name's Alex."

"j...jen. What's 'the room'?"

Alex stopped smiling "the room is a dark room with a chair in it. Just a chair. They strip you, strap you to the chair, shove a vibrator in you and leave you there. Only a few have suffered it. And you're going in on your first day here... that's really shit luck. Don't worry jen. I'll take you down there. Believe me. You don't want to piss the general off any more than he already is."