Fucking Dragons!

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#32 of 2023 Shorts

A rogue down on her luck joins a band of adventurers to defeat a Lich and earn a reward, but she gets more than she bargained for!


This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this story are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All characters are of legal and consenting age, likewise if you are reading this story, you should be of legal age in your respective country.

All characters are my own creation, any resemblance to existing characters is purely coincidental and not intentional, please do not use them without permission. If you would like to use them in a story, please feel free to send me a PM either as Inja on SoFurry or TheRealInja on FA. As always, I am open to new story ideas or situations with existing characters as well.

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Foreword: Another "story in a day", simply inspired by someone saying "fucking dragons" somewhere. I was in the mood for something silly, so here you go. Yadda, yadda, poor editing and such. Only spent an hour or two on this one, so be warned it is rough.

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"Duck!" Fenn yelled as she tackled the white furred with green spots snow leopardess to the ground, just before a large cleaver swung harmlessly through the air where her neck had been but a moment earlier.

"Many thanks, friend!" Luminee almost purred as she brushed her soft fingers against the panting dark grey fur of her saviours' cheeks. Fenn frowned at the feline before grabbing her about the shoulders and rolling them over to the side, just as the same cleaver slammed down into the ground where they had been laying.

"Can you stop feeling me up and slow that thing down, so we can deal with it?" Fenn growled while she climbed off of the green and white furred snow leopardess. A snow leopardess whom was palming at the coyotes pert behind contained in her tight leather armour.

"Anything for you, dear" Luminee purred and rolled onto her side, pouting at the glaring coyote. The feline raised a hand and gestured with her wiggling fingers, which had begun to glow with a faint green light. A moment later, the ground beneath the abomination swinging the large cleaver around found its legs bound and trapped within dozens of thick roots bursting from the ground.

It was the opening Fenn needed, the coyote dashing low to the ground, ducking under the beast's clumsy swing at her before vaulting backward and twisting in the air to land with her knees against its broad back. Her twin short swords drew back across its throat, with a mighty heave, she drew back and the beast bellowed in agony as a dark fetid gout of his blood sprayed forth to cover the ground before it. It's large misshapen head toppling to the ground a moment later, a long tongue covered in pustules flopping with a wet slap to the stone floor.

Fenn had been passing through the small town when she'd spotted a poster for a group of adventurers looking for a rogue to assist with retrieving an item from a Lich. The pay looked decent enough and she was running low on funds; luck had not been on her side lately when she'd tried to pilfer ill gotten goods. It was as if the Gods themselves were trying to force her to do an honest day's work for a change.

She'd entered the tavern where they had been waiting, she watched from a corner of the room to try get a feel for them before moving in closer. She had joined groups like this before, but they'd never ended well. Most adventurers overestimated their skills and often ended in disaster, she was in no mood or position to try carry a group of wet behind the ear's adventurers with shitty gear. But the more she watched the group, the more she noticed they were exceptionally well equipped.

"Good kill!" Renethos, the large white wolf in his gleaming silver and gold plate armour, cheered as he raised his shield to fend off another mighty blow from another of the Lich's large abominations. As he parried the blow, Renethos whirled about and swung his blessed hammer low, slamming it against the side of the creature's knee. Even though it was long since dead, the sickening crunch made Fenn wince as its leg buckled uselessly beneath its own weight and the creature fell face forward. Fenn felt her stomach turn and the need to be ill grow when she heard the sickening soft crackling pop of its nose as it faceplanted on the stone floor. The white wolf wasted no time before bringing his hammer down on the back of its skull, with a wet crunch its body gave a few last death twitches before falling still finally.

"Best pick up the pace old man, I'm nearing a dozen kills already!" Relghar laughed as he swung his mighty twin blades at a group of smaller decayed undead advancing on him. Fenn wrinkled her nose and ducked behind a crumbling stone pillar, ducking between two parts of collapsed wall to dodge the bits of rancid flesh spraying about the room. The large black bull with his red horns took great delight in causing as much chaotic destruction as possible. His dented and battle-scarred armour would no doubt crush a lesser man, but the bull danced around as if the heavy plate and chainmail weighed nothing. Even Fenn had to admit it was an impressive display from the admittedly arrogant and annoying bovine.

As she sat at the table beside theirs with her back to the group, the stealthy coyote listened to them talk of old adventures. Good, they were experienced by the sound of it. Some of their adventures even she'd heard of, so at the very least she wouldn't have to carry them. If they'd done half of what they said they had, this adventure should be a walk in the park and an easy pay day.

Briefly she thought of just lifting a couple of their coin purses, considering what they were offering to pay for her services, they must be carrying a fair bit of coin on them already. But then again, it did sound like they were heading toward an old castle which was rumoured to store some rather valuable artifacts. She could tag along and sneak a few such treasures into her pockets, along with the contract pay to make out rather handsomely from the deal.

Fenn looked up just in time to see a shambling corpse with glowing blue eyes stumble past her, but at the last moment it turned and looked straight at her sitting on the ground. "Shit!" the coyote growled, she'd backed herself into a corner and couldn't roll either side to avoid the incoming blow when it raised a rusty axe above its head.

The rotting corpse exploded into a shower of fetid pieces when glowing shards tore through its rusted armour. Fenn looked up to see the white rabbit in her rather revealing gown standing atop the corpse of the beast she'd felled mere moments ago. The arcane mages eyes glowed violet, along with the blue and purple arcane runes inscribed across her shoulders, chest and the small of her back. A violet flame hovered but an inch from her right palm as she lazily leaned against her tall wooden staff, the expensive looking gem bound between the three clawed fingers at the top pulsing with untold power. "That's two you owe me now, little pup..." Eilisia said with an air of superiority, staring pointedly at the glaring coyote. Fenn didn't know what Eilisia was keeping score for, but she was thankful for the save all the same.

She hated to admit it, despite her dislike for mages, the rabbit was a rather fetching specimen. Her simple dress left her long shapely legs exposed clear up to her hip, but somehow the long length of white material between her legs never seemed to reveal what lay beneath, no matter how much the rabbit mage moved. Her full bust was barely constrained within a length of white cloth wrapped about the back of Elisia's neck and down over her bust to wrap about the rabbit's waist. Again, Fenn was pretty certain it was some form of magic which kept her heaving bust from popping free during high movement fights, there was no other way that thin piece of material could cover all that lay beneath without budging an inch.

"I hear you're looking for a rogue?" Fenn had growled loud enough to be heard, without turning around to face the group of travellers. Her hood was pulled up over her ears, trying to cover her face in case any guards happened to step inside and spot her.

"Yes, and whom might you be, stranger?" Relghar snarled and turned to glare at the back of the hooded figures head.

"I'm your rogue" Fenn replied simply.

"Pffnah! You're too scrawny to be our rogue!" the large bull gave a bellowing laugh before turning back to face his friends.

"What makes you think you're suitable enough to be our rogue?" Renethos asked curiously, the large white wolfs ears perked as he stared intently at the hooded figure.

"This..." Fenn replied as she stood up from her seat and turned about to face the group of adventurers. Leaning over their table, she slammed her hand down before revealing a faint glowing blue necklace, a silver coin with intricate carvings, a small wax sealed scroll and two gemmed rings.

"Bugger me! That's my ring!" Relghar stammered as he picked up the silver ring with a blue gem and looked at his finger where it had been moments ago.

"My scroll! But how..." the rabbit yelped and quickly snatched the still sealed roll of parchment to tuck back inside her top beneath a full breast. Fenn frowned as she watched the impossibly large scroll vanish inside the meagre strip of cloth covering the rabbits bust, when it clearly should've stuck out either side rather comically.

"Impressive..." Renethos chuckled, though there was a note of annoyance in his voice as he retrieved his own golden ring with fiery ruby in the centre from the table. Fenn had proven herself more than able to do the job and then some. As skilled as they were, she was better. She had managed to pilfer their items with relative ease as they meandered about the tavern and strayed within reach of her well positioned ambushes.

The pretty white furred with green spotted snow leopardess simply smiled at the coyote rogue as she retrieved her necklace, once more tying it about her slender neck and letting the blue gem rest within the valley of her generous white furred cleavage.

"That's the last of them, now push before he can summon more underlings!" Renethos yelled, directing the group to charge the large robed figure as it began to recite more incantations. The ground around it began to glow and pulse with black fiery tendrils which were already beginning to spread further out into the crumbling tower.

Renethos hurled his blessed hammer directly at the Lich's face, laughing when it slammed hard enough to crack its bony jaw. With half its shattered jaw crumbling to the floor below, its words turned into nothing more than garbled hisses and groans, effectively halting its summoning. Luminee knelt down to the ground beside the large white wolf, her emerald eyes glowed briefly before being closed and her head dipped down low. The floor beneath the lich rumbled and cracked, a moment later thick roots burst forth to wrap about its floating legs and arms, pulling it down to stand on the ground.

"My turn!" Eilisia yelled, her entire white furred form started glowing with arcane power as she floated a few feet off the ground. The light in her eyes growing brighter still before she held out her right hand, the violet flame bursting forth in the shape of a roaring dragon as it spiralled toward and consumed the lich's spell book. The undead mage screeched in agony as the pages in his book turned to ash, shattering his protective ward and making him vulnerable finally. "Now Relghar, do it now!" the rabbit yelled at the bull standing by waiting eagerly for his turn.

With a thunderous roar, the large bull leapt forward and swung his twin blades in toward one another in a scissor move. Fenn watched as the Lich's body crumpled into a pile of ash and bones while its now decapitated head rolled along the floor toward her, its glowing eyes flickering a couple of times before fading to black. The coyote wrinkled her nose and kicked the horned skull away from herself before looking around the room to make sure there were no other lingering threats.

"Another successful adventure! This calls for a celebration!" Renethos cheered as he bent down to retrieve his blessed hammer.

"Here, here!" Relghar agreed whole heartedly, his swords raised above his head in victory and his armour rattling noisily with every motion.

They were a few days ride from the nearest town, but their camp was not far from the Lich's castle. With night already upon them, the band of adventurers decided to hunker down for the night in their camp and head for the town the next morning. Back in their camp, Renethos had built a warm fire while Luminee prepared a fine meal. Relghar and Eilisia argued to one side as he tried to convince the mage to magic up some decent drink instead of her usual mana tea; eventually the rabbit relented and produced an odd-looking blue crystal bottle.

"This is potent brew, Dragons Desire. It is not for the faint of heart!" the rabbit crooned as she popped the crystal top off and a delicious scent of wild berries and something else filled their campsite. While the hunk of roast currently being magically rotated over the fire had gotten her stomach grumbling, the scent of the alcohol had gotten Fenn's mouth watering.

Eilisia magicked up a few small crystal glasses next and handed them out to each of her friends, before pouring each a small amount of the invitingly scented rich blue liquid. Fenn eagerly downed her small glass in one go, coughing at the burn it left in her throat and blushing when she looked around to see the rest of the group staring at her with a mixture of amazement and amusement.

"Well then, someone is eager..." the rabbit smirked with approval before she too downed her small glass.

At first the coyote rogue was confused why the others were looking at her with surprise, but then she felt it. Suddenly it began to get awfully warm, uncomfortably so. She tried to fan herself and tug at her clothing to cool down, but it was of no use. She had to get out of her leather armour before she burst into flames! The coyote whimpered as she stripped down, ignoring the grinning from the large bull as he watched eagerly.

Luminee and Eilisia gave each other a knowing grin before they too began to disrobe. The rabbit simply shrugged out of her cloth dress, letting it flutter gracefully to the floor with barely a touch. Even in her agitated state Fenn couldn't help but stare at the arcane mage's slender and toned form. The glowing runes dotted about her pure white fur, her inviting violet eyes; even the rich purple insides of her ears. Curiously the insides of her ears matched her perked and erect nipples, as well as the delicate folds of her womanhood which was now visible.

Luminee twirled a finger at a nearby tree, which helpfully grew an additional branch well suited for her purpose. The white and green furred snow leopardess slipped out of her own cloth and leather armour, hanging them on the newly formed branch before she moved over to stand beside the nude rabbit.

Fenn whimpered with growing need as she watched her two beautiful companions begin to touch and explore one another. The way they kissed like old lovers, a playful bite to a lip here, a tender caress along a curve there. She had to be a part of that! Like a moth drawn to a flame, soon the dark grey furred coyote found herself caught between the two taller and more pale furred beauties. Her head being turned back and forth as she traded kisses with Luminee and Eilisia, her hands exploring their bodies intimately, just as theirs did with hers. She cared not that Relghar and Renethos were watching with broad grins from not very far away either, the bull already openly pleasuring himself at their show. The white wolf was more reserved however, at times he even tried not to look, but with three nude beauties being so entwined within arm's reach, he could not withstand the temptation for very long.

"Time for you to repay me, little one" Eilisia growled playfully as she guided Fenn down to lay upon the pile of furs which served as their bed, for comfort. Fenn willingly followed along, laying down as the rabbit directed, soon to be rewarded with an intimate view up between the arcane mages toned thighs and at her soft violet nethers. If she'd known this was her punishment, she'd have gotten into more trouble! Fenn growled with delight as she gripped firm at the mage's thighs, her nails digging through soft white fur there as her tongue lashed along the rabbit's purple slit, making Eilisia squeak in surprise and delight. "Ooh, she's definitely an eager one..." the rabbit cooed, her ears fluttering before curling and spiralling above her head, then falling limp behind her. Soon the mage began to pant and rock down on the canine's tongue, one of her hands gripping at her own breast as the other reached down to grope at the rogue's smaller mound.

The sound of something growing was heard, a faint crackling snapping sound. Fenn was confused at first, but soon she had a pretty good idea what it was. Someone gripped beneath her knees and spread her thighs wide as her legs were lifted, exposing her own soft inviting pink slit. Something hard and smooth, like polished oak nudged between her folds, soon sinking slowly inside her and making the coyote groan up into the rabbit's cunt above her.

"Fuck that's hot, Luminee" Eilisia groaned as she watched her old friend magic up a wooden cock from her belt of vines still about her waist. The white furred with green spots snow leopardess grinned at her rabbit friend while she pushed the rogues' knees up higher and wider, letting her friend get a better view as the polished dark wood fake length sunk a little deeper within the slender coyote. Fenn couldn't help but squirm as the hard unyielding length spread her wide, stretching her to the point she felt like she would break.

"Let's give her something to remember us by, shall we?" Eilisia asked with a soft groan as Fenn's lips sealed about her clit to begin suckling and flicking her tongue against it. The rabbit would not be outdone however, even as she rocked and ground back almost roughly against the rogue's muzzle, she reached down with a curiously glowing fingertip to begin teasing at Fenn's own little bundle of nerves.

"Oh, she likes that..." Luminee, huffed and panted when the coyote began to whimper and squirm harder beneath them. Even through the hard length of wood that was her makeshift cock, the feline could feel how the coyote was clenching and spasming around her as she came hard.

"Fuck..." Eilisia groaned as she too shuddered, her hips bucking as she came a moment after their rogue did, coating Fenn's maw with her pale pink spend and matting her whiskers down against her muzzle. Fenn's head spun as she drank down as much as she could, the rabbit was intoxicating and she couldn't get enough of her. But eventually she had no choice when the arcane mage was forced to climb off of the coyote's muzzle when she persisted in eating out her overly sensitive cunt. "That's one..." Eilisia groaned and collapsed beside a panting Fenn, her hands between her own twitching white furred thighs as she rubbed soothingly at herself.

"My turn!" Luminee purred before she dropped down over Fenn, in a re-enactment of their earlier pose, she grabbed the coyote by the shoulders and rolled them over so she was beneath the rogue now.

Fenn found herself laying atop the snow leopardess as she thrust up into her from below, their lips meeting in a needy kiss while she ground and squirmed onto the thick wooden length in her cunt. Her brow furrowed a moment later when her fluffy tail was gripped and lifted by a strong hand, something cold and slimy was being applied to her tail hole. The coyote growled into the kiss with the beautiful snow leopardess when a thick digit began to rub and work at her pucker, sinking between her pert little cheeks and making her tail flick wildly within the strong grasp. She wanted to turn and growl at the person, to tell them to stop, but Luminee was holding her face so tightly as she eagerly kissed the canine that Fenn was unable to.

But then it was too late, the fingers retreated, only to be replaced by something thicker and longer. Fenn's eyes clenched shut tight as she grunted from the hardness being sheathed up her behind, making her relatively untouched back passage burn white hot from being so stretched. She felt obscenely full, her lithe form bouncing between her two lovers as they alternated their thrusts into her. As the bull pulled back, the snow leopardess was thrusting up into her. Soon it began to seem like there would never been a moment when she didn't have a cock in her.

"Relghar, when will you ever learn, ladies don't like it under their tails?" Eilisia laughed from her spot where she watched the large bull help himself to the unprotected coyote behind.

"Lucky she's not a lady then, just like you!" The bull laughed mockingly as he ground his hips roughly against the rogue's backside, using her tail as a handle to pull her back onto him completely. "Rrf, nice tight ass...I can see why rogues do it from behind" he teased, making the rabbit beside him laugh in the process.

Fenn could feel something change in Luminee, the feline was starting to pant and squirm more than usual. The coyote frowned as she wondered why, but soon it became evident. Somehow, the length of hard wood was more than just a toy, it seemed to let the druid feel everything as she fucked the rogue. A warm slickness began to splash inside her, coating her inner walls with...something. Fenn wasn't sure what, she'd never been fucked by a druid before, but it sure as hell felt like cum to her.

"Are you going to join in old man, or just sit there and pretend you don't have a cock harder than steel inside those armour-plated britches of yours?" Relghar mocked Renethos as the large white wolf sat to one side, trying not to watch the goings on with a stoic look on his face. "Here, let me make room for you" the bull mocked, wrapping his arms about Fenn's waist before rolling them over onto their backs. The coyote yelped as the druids still climaxing length slipped from her cunt, catching sight of the last graceful arch of the glistening amber liquid erupting from the tip of her wooden cock as it sailed through the air to land messily to Luminee's white furred belly, marring the crescent moon tattoo around her navel.

Renethos tried not to look, but Relghar had rolled and rotated them so the wolf had a clear view between the rogues' thighs as he held her spread wide. From the large white wolfs vantage point, he could see Fenn's inviting pink slit as it bounced under the thrusts of the large bull fucking up into her ass from below. He was a paladin and should not succumb to the pleasures of the flesh! But...she did look so soft and inviting, maybe just a touch? The wolf shuffled closer while he removed his gauntlets, eventually reaching out and gently touch the rogue's quivering quim. She felt hot, almost scalding to his touch, so soft and slick...so...inviting.

Fenn groaned anew when Renethos finally gave in to his desires, his heavy plate armour clattering to the floor behind him when he eagerly disrobed before moving between the rogues' thighs. His thick red length slapped down with a meaty slap against her slick folds, his tapered tip being pulled down with its own weight until he was nestled between her folds. Relghar knew his old friend too well, slowing his thrusts to make it easy for the not so pure Paladin to line himself up with their plaything. As soon as he heard the tell-tale growl from the wolf, along with the added tightness of the coyote's rump around his cock, he knew he could continue.

Again, Fenn felt herself being fucked deep and fast, as the bull thrust up into her rump from below, the wolf pulled his thickness from her cunt. When Renethos thrust back into her, Relghar's hips dropped and he withdrew a couple of thick ebony inches from under her tail. She didn't know how many times she came from the eager pair of males, but the evening quickly began to blur from one orgasm into another.

She thought she would've been worn out from the first couple dozen climaxes, but as Eilisia kept the drink flowing from the blue crystal bottle, Fenn found herself wanting more and more. Soon she became the central focus of the group as they shared her in ever more lewd and ludicrous positions. Her admittedly best position was when Luminee strung her up between two trees with vines while the arcane mage summoned a glowing purple prick to fuck her with, while the druid returned the thick, dark wooden length under her fluffy tail and the pair of beauties rode her to another two or three whimpering climaxes.

It was a fun night, even when the rabbit summoned an arcane familiar to help Luminee's vines hold the "pure" Paladin down in place so Relghar could sink the rogue's posterior down onto his friends throbbing red cock. Fenn felt a little bad for playing a part in abusing the white wolf by letting them use her backside to sully his vows, but the way he whined and begged as she ground down onto him would stay with her for years. She'd never had so much cum inside her, both natural and magical; it left a curious tingle running throughout her entire body. Only when the sun began to rise did the fun begin to taper off finally, the band of adventurers making their way down to the nearby stream to clean themselves off before getting dressed.

"That was a fine spot of enjoyment after another successful adventure!" Renethos cheered jovially, still panting slightly after the night's exertions.

"I'll say, our new friend here is quite energetic!" Eilisia almost purred as she brushed her fingers against the blushing coyote rogue's cheek.

"I honestly don't know how you lot still have so much energy after what we've just been through" Fenn replied with a tired laugh, her body aching in more pleasurable ways than it had been after defeating the Lich at the top of the tower.

"It comes with experience; you'll get there one day" Relghar grinned and lightly bucked into the snow leopardess's faintly glowing hands while she tried to rouse him for one last round before they had to leave.

"Though even with experience, sometimes there are still limits" Luminee sighed with a wane smile at the coyote, failing to rouse the large warrior bull.

"Time to spread our wings and return home, we have treasures to deal with!" Renethos grunted as he stood up and stretched his arms, then his back with a few pops and cracks of his tired joints.

"Spread our wings?" Fenn asked in confusion at the odd turn of phrase.

"Yes, it is time to fly back home for some well-earned rest!" Renethos turned to smile at the confused looking coyote.

"Wings, what wings?" Fenn looked around at the small band of adventurers as they peered back at her curiously.

"Your wings of course...are they broken? Do they require healing?" Luminee asked with a note of worry, her hands already starting to glow with the faint green healing light.

"I don't have wings, I'm...just me!" Fenn growled and waved her hands along her slender form, turning about to show that she was indeed just a normal looking coyote.

"You're...a mortal?" Renethos asked with some surprise.

"Yes! Aren't you?" Fenn asked, almost shouted in fact.

"No...we're dragons. We thought ALL of us were dragons!" Renethos snorted in disgust at Fenn, the realizations of what he'd just done all night suddenly becoming clear.

"But she fucks like a dragon, eh?" Relghar grinned, reaching out to spank the naked coyotes behind, making Fenn yelp and whip about to glare at him.

"Oh dear, if we'd known..." Luminee sighed and shook her head.

"None of you thought to mention this to me the entire fucking time we spent together?" Fenn shouted, turning from one to the other of her party with an angry glare.

"Well, we thought you were one of us. Why else would someone join a dragon adventure if they weren't a dragon!?" Renethos bellowed in his defence.

"Because I thought we were going to go fight a dragon!" Fenn sighed and rubbed her face with her hands.

"Nah, you just fucked 'em!" The bull laughed and slapped his knee with obvious mirth.

"Why're you pretending to be mortal adventurers in the first place?" The angry coyote finally thought to ask.

"We...were bored" Renethos replied, suddenly looking off to one side as he taped the tips of his index fingers together.

"Bored...bored! Fucking dragons!" Fenn growled and snatched her pile of clothes, along with her pouch of rewards before storming away from the group.

"Oh, that does explain why she was so worried about us getting hurt or killed" Luminee mumbled to the grinning rabbit mage.

"After last night, you're welcome to fuck dragons any time, sweet cheeks!" Relghar yelled out after her, before bursting into a fresh fit of laughter.

"Relghar! Be nice to the mortal!" Luminee hissed at her companion.

"Why, she still owes me one too!" Eilisia called out after the coyote rogue.

"I swear, if one of you fuckers knocked me up, I am claiming half your fucking hoard for child support! Scallie assholes!" Fenn growled and cursed as she stormed down the narrow path, back towards the small town where she'd first met them. The coyote was too pissed off to stop and get dressed even, simply carrying her clothes and other items in a pile between her arms.

"She was nice, I wonder if she'd join us again sometime" Luminee idly wondered aloud.

"No...fucken won't!" Fenn shouted from a distance.

"Her hearing is fantastic...not as fantastic as her ass though" Renethos noted.