A Day in the Life of an Alicorn’s Libido (An MLP Jeeves Prompt, posted with permission)

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#107 of Smut I Commissioned

Celestia spends her day sucking her dick, jerking off, and generally being amazingly lewd. Written by Jeeves, posted with permission.


  • We've gone too long without an MLP prompt so why not have another to both finish off the pair I got for June, and give July a fun start. Remember to follow him on SoFurry or FurAffinity, and maybe donate to his Patreon. Fluffy debauchery time.

A Day in the Life of an Alicorn's Libido

6am - Raising the Sun

Upon the balcony of her bedchamber within Canterlot Castle, Celestia stood with horn aglow as the moon sank below the distant horizon, and the brilliant golden glow of the morning sun burst across the sky in its place. Close by, two of the Princess' royal guards stood flanking the open doorway to her bedchamber, rosy cheeked and staring at the alicorn's thick, visibly jiggling and entirely bare ass. Its trembling motion was almost hypnotic, and provoked by the fact that as she stood before the balcony's smooth, painted stone wall, Celestia had both hands between her legs, furiously and greedily pumping at her obscenely long, thick, rampantly pulsing cock.

The alicorn's eyes were staring out at the horizon as her magic raised the sun for the start of a new day, but her gaze was glassy, and as her muzzle hung open strands of saliva dribbled down onto her chin. She grunted blissfully as the sun rose higher and higher, warming her body as it bathed all of Equestria in its comforting, life-giving glow. She rocked her hips, rising up onto the very tips of her hooves as she thrust against her squeezing, stroking hands. The higher the sun rose the more wildly frantic her masturbation became, and the louder she huffed and gasped and whinnied in building rapture. Finally though, with one final surge of magic from her horn which locked the sun in place upon its track across the daytime sky, Celestia's voice rose to a wailing yet melodic scream. She threw back her head, eyes rolling in their sockets, and as juices flooded down the insides of her thighs from where her pussy was tucked away, hidden between her ample ass and heavy balls, copious ropes of cum began to launch themselves out in high arcs beyond the balcony's wall. Rising up several feet above Celestia's head, the abundant spurts of her thick white seed glimmered in the sunlight, visible not just to her still staring guards but to anyone, to everyone looking up from the city streets at the iconic and beloved sight of their beloved Princess' morning ritual.

Even as she whinnied and wailed in pleasure though, even as spurt after spurt of cum poured forth from within her, Celestia's desperate masturbation didn't cease. She kept pumping herself with all the intensity her arms would permit throughout and even in the wake of her balls running temporarily dry, or at least close enough to empty that her cum slowed to a mere constant stream rather than the fountaining sprays from before. Then, with the sun still gleaming in the sky as the glow of her horn ceased, Celestia turned on the spot. With saliva dripping down the sides of her muzzle and gleaming all over the upper surface of her huge, gravity defying perky breasts the alicorn smiled a bliss-wracked, goofy smile at her guards, and began to sway and stagger towards them, towards the doorway back into the castle, as she kept on rubbing herself.

"I believe I'll go have breakfast now..."

Her eyes twinkled as they darted from left to right, from guard to guard, loin to loins of the other two ponies, one of whom bore a tent in his own uniform pants, while the other was grinding her thighs together either side of a spreading wet spot of her own lower garments.

"...and if the two of you wish, without any pressure or expectation of course, you may sit beneath the breakfast table, and indulge your own urges as I give myself a thigh-job while I eat."

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9am - Updates on news from across Equestria

"...sightings of Timberwolves beyond the borders of the Everfree Forest. Princess Twilight Sparkle dispatched Fluttershy and Applejack to resolve the situation, and they discovered that a new pack had displaced the existing inhabitants. Rainbow Dash, Starlight Glimmer and Twilight Sparkle herself have begun investigations into where this new pack came from and why they were displaced from their previous territory, while Applejack and Fluttershy try to broker a temporary territory sharing agreement between the packs."

An older unicorn dressed in fine robes peered over thin framed glasses as she read the morning update to the Princess, trying her very best to remain focused on the parchment floating in front of her and not on the loud grunts and thick, wet slurping sounds emerging from the alicorn seated upon her throne. Her resolve faltered between updates though, and before she could move onto news from the Appaloosa region she glanced up, legs trembling at the sight which awaited her. The sight of Princess Celestia sitting upon her throne with both legs hooked over its arm-rests, her head bowing forward with flowing, multicolored mane bobbing and swaying as she shamelessly and greedily slurped at the upper seven or eight inches of her own vast, erect cock. The Princess' shaft was rising up the entire length of her torso and half buried between her breasts before emerging where her muzzle was able to reach it, and as she gulped down spurt after spurt of cum, having been orgasming almost constantly for the last ten minutes or so since the morning briefing had begun, the dozen or so secretaries, dignitaries and guards positioned around the throne room watched the alicorn's hands rather roughly squeezing and massaging her own testicles, while her plump belly grew more and more swollen with the sheer volume of her own cum that she was drinking down.

"Hh-haahhhyesss..."

Abruptly, before the scribe assigned to read that morning's briefing could continue, Celestia pulled her head up just enough for the tip of her flared cock to escape her lips and douse her face in a sizeable spray of cum. Immediately her hands flew up to cradle and clutch her shaft close to herself, to keep it from escaping its proximity to her mouth, but before she returned to her amorous autofellatio the Princess looked up at the scribe with a blissed out grin.

"Mmmhhh, please see to it that the Equestrian Arborists Guild is... ohhhyessss, is consulted for potential forests which could house a new timberwolf population without ecological upset, in case the issue is due to natural population changes rather than any interference from Ponykind or another source with which Twilight and her friends can reason. Princess Twilight may not require it, but I know she will appreciate the forethought of the research having already been done if and when it... i-it... ohhh. Ohhhyess, I... mmhhh, cumming again..."

The alicorn's voice trailed off into a blissful whinny as she dived her mouth back down onto her cock just as another vibrant spurt of cum began to gush forth. The scribe blushed and swallowed thickly, but nodded, scribbled a note on the parchment before her with a magically levitating quill, and then continued to read the briefing while Celestia continued to listen, and to suckle her gorgeous, unstoppably cumming cock before her audience.

"Yes, Princess, of course. In... um, in Appaloosa, plans are being made for the next annual jamboree, to which yourself and Princess Luna are both cordially invited. Looking at your schedules for that month so far..."

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11:30am - Meeting with a representative from the Crystal Kingdom

"It warms my heart to hear your realm thriving. But... tell me, not as the Princess of Love, but as your wife, how is dear Cadence these days? Is motherhood continuing to treat her well?"

Celestia beamed as she leaned back on her side of the couch in one of the Castle's more lush and relaxed reception rooms, the kind less meant for formal diplomatic engagements and more for situations like this, which while still technically a visit from an official representative of an allied kingdom was also a meeting with a very close friend of the alicorn. The kind of friend who wasn't just utterly relaxed at the sight of Celestia groping her own huge breasts and rubbing them up and down either side of her cock, masturbating herself with her own ample volumes of cum and saliva in the most wonderfully sloppy tit-fuck, but who in that moment was furiously jerking at his own smaller but still thick, throbbing erection.

Shining Armour made no attempt to hide the fact he was staring directly at Celestia's gorgeous breasts, not even trying to look her in the eye as he grunted a blissful reply to her question while working his straining cock even faster.

"She... ahhfuck, she's never been happier, Celestia. Of course it's tough, juggling the alicorn libido with being a responsible parent, keeping things clean and innocent around Flurry. But she does a wonderful job with it, and truth be told I think she relishes the times when she cannot express herself sexually, because it gives her permission to truly let loose and be shameless in her pleasures when she is free to do so once again. The things I've seen her do. The obscene, unbelievable extremes she's pushed herself to experience, that she's begged me to do to her..."

Shining Armour's eyelids fluttered. His hips twitched as his side of the couch creaked at the sudden motion, and with a breathless whinny the stallion began to paint his own firm stomach with ribbons of hot cum. Celestia giggled, moaned, and within seconds began to cum too, still squeezing her cock between her breasts and thus leaving her flared tip free, launching far more copious volumes of cum up into the air, letting them cascade back down not just over the surface of her already gleaming tits but over her own upturned and panting face, over the fabric of the couch, the surrounding floor, and of course, all over Shining Armour's naked body.

"I admire Cadence so much for that restraint. I could... ohhhh, I could nnhh, never. Just the thought of having to hold back. Having to totally resist and deny myself pleasure for even minutes at a time, never mind hours or days if I had to care for a foal alone. Just the thought of it makes me crazy. It... ohhhh, it makes me need to cum even more. I... a-ahhhh, Shining Armour. Would you... mmh-hhahhhhyessss, would you mind eating my pussy while I continue to stimulate my cock? I need to cum faster. Now that thought is in my head, just the very idea of not being able to indulge my slightest sexual whims in an instant... I need to cum harder, faster, more!"

*******

2pm - Touring the Castle Gardens

"Oh, these new rockery flowers are exceptional. Are they from the seeds gifted to us from the dragons last year?"

Celestia murmured dreamily as she bent forward to inhale the scent of a red, orange and yellow cluster of bonfire blooms, her horn ablaze with magic as while she used her hands to delicately cup the flower's petals and hold them to her snout, the pink masturbation sleeve wrapped around her straining cock worked of its own accord to flood the pebble-covered ground beneath and between her hooves with thick sprays of cum. Caught up in her pleasure, Celestia didn't react at first when no answer came from the gardeners who had been preparing all month for this latest visit from their royal patron, but after a good minute or so of just indulging in the combination of the sweet, slightly spicy scent of the flowers alongside her ongoing orgasmic rapture, the alicorn turned her head and peered back over her shoulder and erect, twitching wings.

She giggled softly, and nibbled on her bottom lip as she watched the two female earth ponies wrestling, writhing upon the grass together just beyond the edge of the rockery. Furiously grinding their pussies against one of the other pony's legs as their grass and dirt stained work pants and underwear lay discarded nearby, and making out passionately as for the first time they bore witness to what they had heard talk of so many times since coming to work at Canterlot castle. The legendary alicorn libido of the Princesses, and the unbearable temptation which came from being in its intoxicating presence.

"Mmmhh, cum first... then you can tell me about these seeds."

Celestia moaned happily as she turned around and dropped to her knees, groping her breasts with her hands while her magic continued to work the toy around her cock.

"And then, my little ponies..."

She licked her lips as she saw both earth ponies' eyes dart towards her, towards her cock even as they continued to greedily make out and hump at one another.

"...then before we conclude my tour, I want to see you both cumming again alongside me."

*******

6pm - A Banquet Dinner

In the grand dining hall of the castle, dozens of dignitaries sat and ate amidst quiet conversation. No-one said anything about why they were all keeping their conversations so muted. No-one addressed the fact that everyone in the dining hall was red faced and had their ears perked up. And of course, no-one acknowledged that each and every pony, gryphon, yak, dragon and diamond dog present was either rock hard or soaking wet, or indeed both, as they listened to the whinnying shrieks echoing down the corridor from the kitchen.

"Yes! Yes!! More! Just... a-aahhyesssss, just a couple more!!"

It had been fifteen minutes or so since Celestia had quietly excused herself from where she had been calmly yet openly jerking off under the table as she ate one-handed. Fifteen minutes since the alicorn had felt the urge to be a little more shamelessly indulgent in her self-pleasure, and had excused herself so that she didn't get cum all over the food of her guests, who all knew of her situation but might not necessarily have been comfortable with the extra salty seasoning on their carefully prepared foods.

The alicorn stood in the corridor between kitchen and dining room, leaning up against one wall, and frantically jerked her huge cock in both hands. The wall on the other side of the corridor was plastered with cum from ceiling to floor, a constant, flowing curtain of cum oozing down its surface in a patch several meters wide. No matter how many times she made herself cum though, Celestia's body craved more. And every time she thought about denying that impulse, about holding back even slightly so that she could return to dinner and her guests, she became so desperately overwhelmed by the mere idea of such denial that she needed to cum even more obsessively than before.

By the time she returned to the dining hall almost an hour later, she returned to find an orgy in progress.

She and the castle staff knew that dessert still had to be served, that it had been delayed by Celestia's cum flooding and spraying abundantly across the corridor's breadth that entire time, making any passage of servers and uncovered dishes impossible. For the time being though, the rest of dinner could wait. After all, the most important part of a diplomatic banquet was to foster good relations between neighbors, and as Celestia giggled, moaned and rushed forward with her cock and tits bouncing ahead of her to join in the orgy which had been started in her name, she was all too eager to see those good relations grow even closer with each new orgasm she and the other diners shared.

*******

8:40pm - Raising the Moon

Upon her bedroom's balcony, Luna grunted in ecstasy as she watched the sun sinking over the distant horizon and the pale, full moon rising in its place. Leaning forward over the balcony's stone railing, droplets of saliva and uncontrolled drips and brief sprays of milk rained down through the cooling evening air from her panting maw and large, bouncing breasts. Her tail twitched as it remained raised high in the air, and as her horn's glow faded with the moon now fully set in its place in the night sky, Luna let her eyes roll back in even greater bliss as she pushed her hips back against the strap-on invading her tight, wildly convulsing depths.

"Yesssss... aa-aahhhyessssssss!!"

A short distance away, upon the castle's adjoining balcony which fed into her sister's bedroom, Luna could hear Celestia cumming. She smiled. Her sister had always been louder than her. Louder not because her orgasms felt better, but because while she enjoyed her solo time, while Celestia's first and truest love was her own beautiful cock, she also enjoyed showing off. Letting other ponies see her, hear her, letting them know just how gleefully she was indulging her alicorn libido throughout the day, and indeed at night when her duties no longer forced her to devote even a part of her mind to matters other than raw, rampant sexual stimulation.

For Luna however, her priorities were different.

She had spent far too much of her life alone to indulge in masturbation when instead she could be sharing her pleasure, sharing her body with any number of ponies, any number of creatures of all shapes and sizes across Equestria and the lands beyond. Anyone who dreamed of sex. Anyone whose nightly fantasies longed for indulgence.

She was the Princess of the Moon. The Princess of the Night. She didn't have meetings to attend or grand banquets to throw as the rest of Equestria slept around her. But as her beloved and nocturnal royal guard of a dozen mares rutted her through the night, plowing her pussy with double ended dildos until they couldn't cum any more and handing their duty off to the next mare in line, Luna used her magic to set her mind loose and roam across the world. To enter countless dreams. To enter the homes, the bedrooms of hundreds, thousands of slumbering ponies, and to bring their most vivid, obscenely sexual dreams to life, cumming alongside each and every one of them as she did so.

Cumming again, and again, and again until dawn, when her sister would once again raise the sun, and another blissful day in the life of an alicorn's libido would begin.

By Jeeves.