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At a boarding school out in the countryside, Robert steps out of his dad's car and watches it drive itself away. The trip took twice as long with his overprotective father limiting the autopilot to the slower speed lanes on the highway, but it was worth the tradeoff of not having to deal with his father making awkward small talk the entire trip.

Robert sneers in jealousy at the sight of Omnipets following around the other human students. His father ordered a cheap forest friend Omnipet and wouldn't let him bring it to school so he could join the elite minority of students who have personal omnipet bodyguards/servants.

Some even have both. Robert spots a circle of students and rolls his eyes at the typical scene of a kid showing off the new Omnipet they got over the weekend break.

Robert fearlessly nudges a large green tiger out of the way to peek into the crowd at a male blue fox he's never seen before. Robert spots Kyle, a 15 year old jock who has been bragging about his parents letting him order and customize his very own Omnipet as a birthday present.

The anthro blue fox is wearing only a pair of black shorts, the school's minimum dress code required for any student's omnipet equipped with genitals. Robert eyes the fox's black, white, and blue fur. Under his breath Robert says, "A blue fox. How unoriginal."

A large grizzly bear Omnipet teacher pushes through the crowd. The seven foot tall bear designated Mr Clancy, Scholar-54, is wearing nothing but a fanny pack on his hip to hide his metallic waste disposal port. Robert eyeballs the fur on the bear's null crotch wondering what Mr Clancy's genitals would look like if he was grown with any.

Mr Clancy steps up to Kyle and the fox to snark, "Kyle, it's so nice that you now have someone to personally remind you to finish your schoolwork on time." Kyle frowns at the implication that he couldn't get away with procrastinating anymore. Mr Clancy asks, "Name and series?" The six foot tall fox looks up at Mr Clancy and states, "Ziggy, Zeta-65, Foxy Friends." Mr Clancy nods and asks, "Kyle, have you read Ziggy the school code of conduct regarding Omnipet companions?" Kyle shakes his head no and says, "Doesn't he already come from the factory knowing that stuff?"

Mr Clancy glares at the naive Kyle and says, "No. I'll have to confiscate Ziggy for the time being." All the other students laugh hysterically as the large bear teacher picks up Ziggy and throws the fox over his shoulder. The human teenager is red with embarrassment at being laughed at by his peers and their omnipets.

Everyone watches Mr Clancy's short bear tail swish as he walks away carrying the confiscated blue fox. Ziggy watches his master get the farthest away he's been since he met him a few days ago. Kyle mutters, "What an asshole." Robert calls out, "He can't be an asshole, he doesn't even have one!" The kids laugh even harder at the zinger. Mr Clancy pretends he is too far away to hear what the kids are laughing about.

As the laughing gets farther away, Ziggy says with panic, "You humiliated him in front of everyone!" Mr Clancy replies, "Yes, and every one of those students will remember they need to come prepared if they ever bring one of us to school."

Ziggy asks, "How long will this take?" Mr Clancy pats the fox and says, "You can get back to him as soon as you finish with your required reading." Mr Clancy pauses to ask, "What's your reading proficiency level?" Ziggy answers unsure, "Standard?" Mr Clancy sets the fox down on his paws and jokes, "No advanced philosophy books for you then. The Zeta series has a reputation of being one step above illiterate." Ziggy says defensively, "I can read good!" Mr Clancy squeezes Ziggy's shoulder and says, "We'll see."

Ziggy follows Mr Clancy into the main office. The pair step up to a female human sitting behind a desk. The woman says with excitement, "He's pretty cute!" Clancy says, "Good morning Mrs Baker. Ziggy here belongs to Kyle Dittmann. I need a copy of the rules to give him." Mrs Baker shakes her head sympathetically and says, "Hold out your comm sweetie." Ziggy pulls his comm out of his shorts pocket and holds it out.

Mr Clancy puts his hand on Ziggy's to lower it and says, "Print copy please?" Ziggy frowns that he can't cheat and use his comm to read the rules document file out loud to him. Mrs Baker smiles and opens a drawer to pull out a small booklet of the Omnipet version of the school rules. Ziggy grumpily takes the offered booklet. The fox flips the pages between his fingers to see that the booklet has well spaced sections with bullet points and isn't a 30 page wall of text.

Mr Clancy says, "As long as we're in here. We might as well get you a complimentary uniform with the school logo." Mr Clancy taps the only thing he is wearing besides his brown fur: The black bag with blue and red trim on his side. Ziggy doesn't know what to make of the patch depicting a human holding a pitchfork. Mr Clancy sees the usual confusion and says, "The Hadrey Haybalers."

The office supply room has a large wall shelf with assorted Omnipet clothes. Mr Clancy runs a paw over all the plastic wrapped items and asks, "I'm assuming Kyle prefers to dress you in just shorts?" Ziggy looks at the rule book in his hands and asks, "Do I have to wear clothes?" Mr Clancy smiles and says, "Show me what you got." Ziggy excitedly pulls his shorts down to his knees to show off his genitals.

Mr Clancy takes in the sight of the creamy white fur running down the Fox's belly to a decent sized sheath and balls. Mr Clancy reaches his hand out to feel the balls for a moment and says, "Sorry, only nulls like me are allowed to go bare fur. You have very well made equipment though." Ziggy replies, "Thank you."

Pulling his hand away, Mr Clancy says, "The rulebook will explain all the dress code details further." Mr Clancy selects a pair of blue shorts and hands them to Ziggy. The fox quickly changes into them and adjusts the strap over the tail for the perfect fit. Ziggy admires the shorts being well made, a light material, and comfortable. The only thing Ziggy doesn't like is the strange mascot logo on the thigh. The big bear smiles to himself that the fox's fur is the same shade of blue as school colors.

Deciding that Ziggy needs a little flair, Mr Clancy grabs a red bandana. He ties it around the fox's neck, adjusting the triangle to come to a point in the middle of the creamy white chest. Mr Clancy runs his hands down Ziggy's chest and belly, smoothing out the fur. Ziggy senses the bear is hungry for his perfectly engineered body but is confused how he could pleasure Mr Clancy.

Ziggy does what he is trained for and asks, "Do you want to have sex?" Mr Clancy pulls his hands away and says, "Don't be a slut." Mr Clancy thinks for a moment and asks, "Are you in a sexual relationship with Kyle?" Ziggy answers, "No. Only with his parents and his uncle." Mr Clancy asks, "All at the same time?" Ziggy states, "Yes. It was quite a birthday party."

Ziggy is confused that the bear shows the secondary signs of arousal. The fox detects the bear's increased heart rate, breathing, and dilated pupils. Mr Clancy hands Ziggy back the rule booklet and black shorts. He gestures to another room across the hall used for the isolation and discipline of problem omnipets and students.

Ziggy barely walks in the doorway as the bear's belly bumps into him, pushing him the rest of the way in. The door swings closed. Mr Clancy knows what he wants and pushes the fox over the single desk in the room. Mr Clancy grips the fox's tail tight and pulls down the fresh shorts. As soon as they hit the floor, the bear's muzzle dives under the blue tail. Ziggy moans as the tongue slathers his tailhole.

Mr Clancy pulls back long enough to say, "Start reading, aloud." Ziggy cracks open the booklet and starts slowly reading, "Welcome to the Hadrey boarding school..." Mr Clancy tunes out the grating noise of Ziggy reading at a third grade level. It bothers the bear that Kyle would order such an unintelligent personality. It is a missed opportunity for Kyle to have a personal tutor to help him succeed in his studies.

The bear's tongue presses hard at the sphincter and it slips in. Ziggy stutters over the words, "No set of rules can be completely compre... comprehensive of all types of inci-dents that may occur."

Pulling his tongue out, Mr Clancy bends lower on his hands and knees. Opening his muzzle wide, the bear engulfs the fox's balls and gently suckles on them. Ziggy continues, "Items not add-ressed by the rules may be dealt with on a case by case basis." Mr Clancy's nose bumps against the fox's tailhole and he takes a deep sniff of the intoxicating musk.

Mr Clancy is thoroughly enjoying tonguing the slutty, dumb fox. The bear slowly runs a hand over his own crotch. He longingly remembers how good it felt to have genitals before his mind got copied into this body. The pleasurable feeling in his mind fades and Mr Clancy spits out the fox's balls.

Mr Clancy remembers waking up in an incubation pod and the surprise of his missing parts. As soon as he complained, "I'm a scholar. I need those parts for my lessons on anatomy!" The human technician told him, "It would only be a liability for the school. Sorry, you just weren't lucky enough to be ordered with a dick this time." Scholar-54 continues to look over his large bear body in a wall mirror. He figures he was made so big to intimidate students into behaving.

The factory technician walks up behind Scholar-54 and pets his hands through the wet fur on the bear's back. The technician slides his bare hand around Scholar-54's body to the metal waste port on the hip and taps it. He asks, "Any pain or discomfort?"

The bear looks between it and his null crotch. He shakes his head no. The technician smiles and says, "I put it in you personally last week. I'm on track to having the highest grafting success rate this month. That bonus will be all mine." Scholar-54 glares at the oblivious human oversharing his insignificant success.

Scholar-54 pokes at the unnatural port on his body and says, "I hate it." The technician continues to grope at the bear's body in an inspection and says, "It's not that bad." Scholar-54 snarks, "If it's so great, why don't you get one?" The technician slaps the large bear on the butt and says, "Hey now, watch that sass."

The factory technician leans in close and says, "There is always the factory reject option if you are really adamant that you are incompatible with your body configuration." Scholar-54 follows the technician's eyes to the far side of the room. An unassuming door marked 'Voluntary Self Termination' is past the rows of incubation tanks filled with creatures waiting their turn to be born today.

The technician offhandedly says, "I won't even try to talk you out of it. It doesn't affect my bonus since it's a psychological problem." Relief fills Scholar-54 that he is given the option to not accept his new body.

Scholar-54 feels better about himself and says, "No, I'm okay." Mr Clancy remembers thinking, 'I can still take pleasure through reading an interesting book or enjoying a fine meal.' The technician pats Scholar-54 on the butt and says, "Good. Now go wash up and get yourself ready to ship out."

After remembering his disappointing rebirth, Mr Clancy stands up from the floor and says, "I have work to do. Keep reading and Mrs Baker will quiz you on the rules before sending you on your way." The fox pulls his shorts up over his erection and says, "Thank you, Sir."

Mr Clancy trudges out of the detention room to the restroom and attaches a hose to the port hidden under the fanny pack on his hip. As the machine whirls and gurgles, Mr Clancy washes his muzzle so he wouldn't smell hints of fox musk all day. He looks at himself in the mirror and asks, "Why did I do that?" Mr Clancy knows he didn't do anything specifically against the code of conduct because it was in private, but he frowns at himself for his lapse in willpower.

After the hose beeps to signal it is done, Mr Clancy removes it. He stares at his brown body in the mirror and runs a paw over the flat spot between his legs. He mimes jerking himself off and then heads to his classroom to start his day.

Heading to his first class of the day, Robert sees his friend Jimmy and asks, "You see Kyle's new omnipet?" Barkley the Gray Wolf takes a step forward from behind his master and answers excitedly, "The Blue Fox? He's so cute!" Jimmy smiles at Barkley and says, "Yeah, Barkley can sense the lingering smell of the vats and begged me to let him hunt down the fresh one as soon as we got here."

Robert glances at Barkley and says, "Kyle isn't even very original. How many people have blue foxes?" Jimmy pets Barkley's belly fur and says, "Originality is overrated. I used to dye Barkley all sorts of colors and patterns pretending he wasn't just a run of the mill first gen wolf, but I grew to like him just the way he came." Barkley lets his tongue hang out and pants as he enjoys Jimmy's pets and compliments.

Robert frowns, pokes a finger in the thick fur on Barkley's flat crotch, and says, "But he doesn't even have any of the fun parts." Jimmy asks, "Why are you always so focused on that?" Before Robert can answer, the first bell of the day sounds.

Robert and Jimmy walk into the classroom and take seats at their desks. Robert smirks at Kyle from across the room. Barkley walks right up to the teacher, Mr Chambers, Scholar-354, Fearsome Felines - Tiger, and says, "Good morning Mr Chambers." Barkley gives him a big hug in greeting. Mr Chambers wraps his arms around the wolf to hug back and his tiger tail waves frantically betraying his enjoyment. Barkly rubs his hands through the orange fur on Mr Chambers' pudgy love handles.

Jimmy whispers, "Mr Chambers is always in a better mood after Barkley hugs him. So I ordered him to do it every day." Robert snickers that it's so easy to manipulate the teachers. Mr Chambers pushes Barkley away after the hug starts to drag on too long and says, "Barkley, I have a class to teach! Please take your spot at the back of the classroom."

The tiger's stripes accentuates his average body. Mr Chambers doesn't keep up with his diet and exercise routine as well as he should and has a bit of a layer of fat hidden under his fur. The school acknowledges that different scholar personalities have their quirks and officially embraces that the physical and mental diversity of teachers and their teaching styles offer something for every type of learner.

Like most all the omnipet teachers at the school, Mr Chambers doesn't wear any clothing because there is nothing to cover. The uninterrupted striped fur continues down his belly, across his flat crotch, and between his thick thighs. Mr Chambers doesn't hide his wasteport like Mr Clancy does.

Barkley takes a seat on a rug at the back of the classroom and smiles at all the other Omnipets present. A female sheep holds up her comm displaying a game and Barkley nods his head. Barkley pulls off his comm from his collar to join a multiplayer session. The Wolf and Sheep make an odd pair as they sit back to back leaning on each other, silently playing on their comms.

A pitbull bodyguard stands leaning against the back wall with his arms crossed. He is wearing a black jumpsuit with a utility belt containing various pieces of nonlethal defense equipment, including pepper spray and a taser. He visually sweeps the classroom occasionally and stares at the boy he is charged with protecting. He ignores the other Omnipets when they silently offer to share their entertainment with him to help the time pass.

An opossum Forest Friend omnipet pays attention to Mr Chambers' lecture and scribbles notes in a paper notebook. The rest of the omnipets don't pay attention to anything going on in the classroom and keep themselves occupied in various quiet ways or take naps.

Mr Chamber finishes his lecture about the nuances of literary devices. He looks at his smartwatch and says, "Okay, that covers the lesson for today. Free time until the bell rings." Mr Chambers sits down at his desk and takes a satisfied sip of his lukewarm coffee.

With only five minutes left of the class, Kyle pulls out his comm and messages Ziggy, 'Where are you?' Ziggy responds immediately with a GPS ping that is right outside the classroom. Kyle quickly gets up from his desk and looks out the window on the classroom's door. Ziggy is sitting beside the door waiting for the class to end as instructed in the school's handbook. A student's Omnipet is not allowed to interrupt a class in progress.

Kyle walks up to Mr Chambers and asks, "May I let my new Omnipet in?" Mr Chambers folds his hands together on his desk in amusement at his student's excitement and says, "Oh, you got the one you wanted for your birthday? Bring them in and let us take a look." Mr Chambers has been overhearing Kyle talk about the omnipet he wanted all month.

Kyle excitedly opens the door and pulls Ziggy by the hand into the classroom. Mr Chambers looks at the athletic blue fox wearing blue shorts and a contrasting red bandana. The Omnipets at the back of the room perk up at the sight of someone new.

Mr Chambers rolls his chair away from his desk and pats his thick thigh, "Come have a seat." Ziggy frowns and looks at his owner. Kyle shrugs. The students giggle as Ziggy sits on the tiger's knee as if Mr Chambers is a mall Santa.

Mr Chambers runs his fingers through Ziggy's tail and says, "I'm Mr Chambers, introduce yourself to the class." Ziggy smiles and says, "I'm Ziggy, Zeta-65." Mr Chambers looks at Kyle and asks, "A Zeta?" Kyle says, "He's really good at sports! He's going to help me train to be the star player on the basketball team." Mr Chambers runs a paw over the muscles hidden under Ziggy's short fur and says, "I'm sure he'll make a wonderful personal trainer. I do hope your grades don't slip any further, or you will be kicked off the team."

The threat to Kyle's status as a jock makes him hide a frown. Ziggy says, "I will help Kyle set aside time for the school work too." Mr Chambers pats the fox on the head condescendingly and says, "Good." The school bell rings and Kyle pulls Ziggy off the tiger's lap.

Jimmy chuckles as he watches Kyle's overexcited mannerisms. The newness will eventually wear off as they get to know each other. Barkley packs up the stuff on Jimmy's desk for him. Barkley says, "I know that look. You're thinking about how silly you acted when Mistress Carson officially transferred my ownership to you."

Jimmy stands up from his desk and asks, "I wasn't that bad was I?" Barkley gives a sarcastic head shake and lies, "No, not at all." Jimmy pets Barkley's back in appreciation that he doesn't bring up any of the tedious tasks he was given by a bored 8 year old to test his obedience.

Two class periods later, Barkley and Jimmy are in the gym locker room. Barkley puts in the locker combination for Jimmy and holds the door open. Jimmy nods in appreciation and swaps into his gym shorts and shirt. Barkley carefully hangs up the school uniform to avoid wrinkling it.

A couple lockers down, Ziggy watches how in sync Barkley and Jimmy are. Kyle says, "Now put my shirt on me." Ziggy tries to hide a frown as he unbuttons Kyle's uniform and pulls it off. He awkwardly holds the gym shirt above Kyle's head and tries to line it up. Ziggy struggles with the crooked shirt and finally gets it over the teenager's head.

Letting out a exasperated sigh, a human classmate says, "Are you a fucking baby that can't dress yourself, Kyle?" Kyle spits back, "He's here to make my life easier." The classmate laughs and says, "Only little kids have their omnipet dress them." Kyle looks around and realizes that the few other omnipets are taking a more passive role in helping their owners get dressed for gym.

Kyle pulls the shorts out of Ziggy's hands and swaps into them. Ziggy is relieved that Kyle isn't as oblivious anymore.

Kyle walks out of the locker room into the school's gymnasium. He smirks as he walks by the line of female omnipets not allowed in the boys locker room. Kyle looks down at the smooth crotch of a white bunny and thinks she isn't actually a female without a vagina. A female wolf with all black fur eyeballs Ziggy as he comes hurrying behind Kyle.

Ziggy sees the six foot tall female rabbit and smiles. She isn't the abbreviated smaller Forest Friends type of rabbit. She's wearing nothing but a red fanny pack on her hip. It contrasts with her snow white fur in a visually pleasing way. Her waste disposal port has a white faux fur cover on it that blends in well enough to give her fur truly uninterrupted coverage.

The female wolf doesn't like the way Ziggy is eyeing her friend and reaches out a hand to grab the blue fox by the red bandana around his neck. Kyle continues walking, completely oblivious to the bullying.

Ziggy's eyes roam up and down the short simple black goth dress the wolf is wearing. The wolf says, "You're Kyle's new toy. What is your name?" Ziggy meekly answers, "Ziggy, Zeta-65." The wolf releases Ziggy and says, "A Zeta? You're too stupid to be a threat to anyone." Ziggy objects, "I'm not stupid!"

The white rabbit straightens up Ziggy's wrinkled bandana and says, "It doesn't matter what's rattling around in his skull. He's kind of cute in a himbo sort of way. I'm Sarah and this is Brunhilda." Ziggy asks, "What are your personality designation codes?" Sarah runs her hands over Ziggy's abs and answers, "Oh, we both don't have any." Just like Barkley, the two of them are first gen omnipets that grew up the slow way.

Brunhilda hooks a finger into the elastic waistband on the front of Ziggy's blue shorts and pulls it away from his body. The wolf and rabbit look down at Ziggy's creamy white sheath. Brunhilda says, "He's got a nice penis. At least we now know he's not pretending to have one." Ziggy pulls his shorts closed and says, "Don't do that! We'll get in trouble!" Sarah says, "I doubt it. Coach Hopkins doesn't really care."

Brunhilda says, "I always like to check. Some males are so insecure about being a null. They try so hard to hide the fact that they aren't packing anything." Sarah points to a green tiger and whispers, "Endo wears a jockstrap stuffed with a sock." Ziggy looks over to the green tiger. He wears a t-shirt tucked into his gym shorts showing off a decent bulge in the front.

Barkley comes over to join the omnipets and says, "Hello Brunhilda. You look good in that dress. Is it new?" Brunhilda exclaims, "Thank you. It is. I picked it out myself." Sarah says, "You really should have worn something a bit more athletic for gym class." Brunhilda says, "Like Ziggy here. I don't have the luxury of just going nude like you do. Besides, this is a sporty dress. My legs are free to move and there are no sleeves. Feel the material." Sarah feels the hem of the dress and remarks, "Feels nice."

Barkley reaches out for the bottom hem and slowly starts raising it up. Brunhilda brushes the wolf's paw away and jokes, "I show you my vagina all the time. Why are you still so interested in it?" Barkley says, "Oh, you know. I guess I'm attracted to it by our nature." Brunhilda leans forward to kiss Barkley on the cheek and says, "You are such a tease." Barkley lets his tongue hang out and wags his tail at the sudden pleasurable feeling in his body.

Sarah elbows Ziggy and says, "They make a cute couple. Don't they?" Ziggy looks between the black and gray wolves. Ziggy says, "Public displays of affection are against the rules." Sarah says, "Don't be such a killjoy."

A lanky black rabbit comes out of the coach's office at the side of the basketball court. He's wearing a light blue tracksuit with the school's logo on the back. He claps his hands together a few times and says, "Everyone, run two laps to warm up."

The students take off jogging and the various Omnipets go slow to avoid easily outperforming their owners. Ziggy knows exercise and is quite comfortable running around the gym. Sarah takes long strides and runs beside Ziggy. She makes conversation, "Your fur is really pretty. Is it dyed or naturally blue?" Ziggy answers, "It's natural."

Sarah says, "I sometimes get dyed colors but it always looks weird growing out, so I get shaved." Ziggy tries to imagine Sarah's already short fur cut shorter and accidentally bumps into an orange bear going around the corner. The bear swings wide around the corner.

Coach Hopkins lets out a sigh when the overweight omnipet bear named Pumpkin trips on a backpack left against the wall and loudly falls down. Ziggy has a terrified look on his face and slows down. Hopkins yells, "Everyone keep going!" Hopkins jogs over to check on the orange bear. Pumpkin sits up and gives an embarrassed smile at Hopkins.

With snark, Coach Hopkins asks, "All that extra padding protected you?" Pumpkin nods slowly. Hopkins' eyes land on the t-shirt the bear chose to wear as a gym shirt, 'PLEASE DO FEED THE BEARS.' with the n't covered up by a bear holding donuts in both paws. Hopkins pokes a finger into the stupid t-shirt and sneers, "Good. If you're not injured, you could use double the laps." Pumpkin sighs and adjusts his clothes. He keeps running after everyone else stops.

Coach Hopkins looks between the students as everyone listens to the lone bear's paws thump against the wooden floor to complete the extra laps. Swiveling his long rabbit ears around, Hopkins tracks the steady thump until it comes to a rest beside the rest of the omnipets.

Hopkins says, "Looks like we have an addition to my class." Everyone turns to look at Ziggy and Kyle. The coach says, "Come here and introduce yourself." Ziggy walks up to stand beside the coach and says, "Hello everyone. I'm Ziggy, Zeta-65." Hopkins says to Ziggy, "I'm Coach Hopkins. How about we start off testing your abilities. What is your area of specialty?" Ziggy answers, "Ball based sports. Basketball, Baseball, Football, Soccer, Volleyball, Tennis, and Golf."

With a smirk Hopkins says, "So you're really into ball play." The class snickers at the innuendo. Hopkins continues, "Grab a basketball and start making shots." Ziggy sees the basketball rack and jogs over to grab one. He tosses it up in the air and spins it a few times to get a feel for its quality and weight.

Dribbling the ball a few times, Ziggy launches the ball across the court and makes an impressive shot. Hopkins says, "Perfect hand eye coordination right out of the vats." Kyle stands under the basket and keeps passing the ball to Ziggy as he happily swishes every basket.

Hopkins walks into his office and stands at the controls of the industrial holographic projector. He slides his fingertip across the touchscreen and a crowd appears in the empty bleachers. They cheer and react naturally to every shot. Ziggy's confidence grows at the positive reinforcement.

Kyle grins at all the students watching the impressive display of his omnipet. Hopkins places shot marking circles farther and farther away on the court. Ziggy makes his way to each one and continues to sink baskets.

Hopkins suddenly adjusts the sliders and the crowd starts booing. A few glass bottles come flying out of the audience. Despite knowing they aren't real, Ziggy plays along. He keeps ducking and dodging to the circles on the floor as the bottles shatter against the court and disappear.

Ziggy is determined and keeps making shots. Hopkins says under his breath, "Show off. Beat this." He turns on the halftime show and a marching band comes charging across the court toward Ziggy. The students laugh hysterically as Ziggy botches his shot. It flies through the air and bounces across the court.

Hopkins flips the projector off and all the lights return to normal. He smuggly walks out of his office and says, "Okay, enough of that. Students, practice your basketball shots. The rest of you, do push ups, sit ups, and then stay out of the way in the bleachers." The Omnipets make their way to the mats next to the bleachers as the students pick up basketballs.

Barkley quickly teams up with Brunhilda. Ziggy looks around in confusion and asks, "Like, how many are we supposed to do?" Sarah touches Ziggy's forearm and asks, "How many do you want to do?" Ziggy shrugs and says, "100 of each." Sarah says, "We can take turns holding each other's paws."

Brunhilda and Barkley quickly do push ups beside each other. Ziggy gets on the mat and lets the friendly white rabbit hold his paws down as he does his sit ups first. Ziggy frowns as he sees Pumpkin barely make it to ten before giving up. Pumpkin glares at Ziggy. It only takes a few minutes to finish and Ziggy trades places with Sarah.

Ziggy enjoys the sight of looking down at her null crotch and nippleless breasts as she lets out little grunts with each sit up. Ziggy sniffs a few times. He leans forward between her legs and sniffs her red fanny pack. Sarah pauses her sit ups to stare back at the fox between her legs. Ziggy asks, "Do you have beef jerky in there?" Sarah presses a hand to the pack and answers, "Yes and it's not mine to share."

Sarah playfully presses her knees together and traps Ziggy's head. Ziggy pulls free and gets back to holding her feet. The snow white rabbit finally gets to 40 before she says, "That's enough for me. Don't want to overdo it."

Barkley holds down Brunhilda's paws and smiles when her skirt starts to ride up with each bend. He licks his lips at the sight of her lacy black panties. Brunhilda smirks and says, "I wore these just for you." Barkley's tail wags, betraying his excitement at the teasing.

Coach Hopkins walks between the groups of his student's Omnipets to check on them. Hopkins sees Sarah doing the push ups with Ziggy and crouches down beside her. She smiles up at him and says in a sultry voice, "Hi Coach!" The black rabbit runs his paw from her shoulder down to squeeze her butt and says, "Nice form as always."

He winks at her then turns to assess Ziggy. He glances down at the fox quickly pumping out push ups and says, "This isn't a race. You get more benefit, the slower you do them." Ziggy slows down his push ups.

Hopkin's moves on to the other omnipets. Ziggy whispers "Are you two…?" He pauses to think of the right word. Sarah blurts out, "Fucking?" Ziggy looks around nervously to see if anyone heard her use inappropriate language on school grounds. Sarah giggles at how uncomfortable the fox is. Ziggy quickly says in embarrassment, "No! I meant you are both rabbits, so are you friends? Wait... how would that work with you both not having parts?"

Sarah smiles and does a sensual crawl toward Ziggy. The fox pauses mid pushup as Sarah's breath hits his ear. She whispers, "Who says he doesn't have his parts? He's not just the PE coach. He also teaches health class. He does a thorough demonstration when he gets to the chapter on sex ed."

Ziggy's mind goes wild as he ponders what kind of things Coach Hopkins would demonstrate in front of a class. Ziggy's eyes wander over the coach's tracksuit in curiosity of what he's packing. Hopkins swats Pumpkin on the butt to correct his posture for the push ups.

Ziggy asks, "But you don't have any parts?" Sarah says, "Having a good time isn't just about putting parts together. He's a great cuddler." Sarah stands up and does a few stretches. Ziggy sits on the floor and does some stretches of his own. Sarah walks around the group of omnipets teasingly touching some of them.

Pumpkin smiles when Sarah walks by and offhandedly strokes him between his ears. The bear sees Ziggy watching and glares at him. Ziggy turns his head to watch the students practice their shots.

The green tiger sits down in front of Ziggy and says, "Hello Ziggy, I'm Endo Beta-855." Ziggy smiles back at the male tiger, "Hey there." Endo runs a finger through the blue fur on Ziggy's arm and says, "Would you be interested in joining the Sparkle Omnipet Club?" Ziggy is excited that he's already making Omnipet friends to spend his life enrichment breaks with. Ziggy says, "Yes, I would very much like to, if my Master Kyle lets me."

Endo gives a big smile and pulls off the comm clipped to his shorts waistband. He taps a few buttons and holds it out expectantly. Ziggy pulls his comm out of his pocket and taps it against Endo's. Ziggy looks at the notification that his calendar updated with the times and locations for the meetings. The tiger purrs with contentment that the club will be getting a new member.

Towards the end of gym class, Coach Hopkins calls for the students to hit the showers. Ziggy follows the other male Omnipets into the locker room curious how this will work out. Ziggy whispers to Kyle, "If I wash you and get wet, it will take longer than the allotted time for me to dry off. What should I do, Master?"

Kyle takes the hint that Ziggy should stay out of the water. A malicious smirk crosses Kyle's face and he orders, "Anytime I'm naked, you will be naked too. Take off your shorts." Ziggy looks around the locker room and unashamedly pulls down his shorts. Kyle looks at Ziggy's creamy white sheath but dares not touch it with the other students around. Ziggy asks, "Would you like me to remove my bandana as well, Master?" Kyle looks at the red bandana around Ziggy's neck and says, "No, I like that look."

It's much more comfortable for Kyle as he pulls off his gym clothes. He hands them to Ziggy. and orders, "Take care of these, then grab me a towel, and wait with the others." Ziggy parades himself through the locker room naked, as the others eye his beautifully blue body fur.

After getting everything in order, Ziggy stands beside Endo holding a towel. Endo stares down at Ziggy's sheath and balls with envy.

Endo casually says, "I heard what you said. It's a shame we don't get more time for showers. My master, Phillip, might tell everyone it's only for little kids, but we still love to wash each other when it's just the two of us." Ziggy smiles. Omnipets take after their feral base animals and don't sweat unless ordered with that special quirk, so it's completely unnecessary to wash them after physical activity.

Pumpkin glares at Ziggy from the other side of Endo. Ziggy quickly says, "I'm sorry I bumped into you earlier and the coach made you run extra laps." Pumpkin turns his nose up and says, "Don't let it happen again." Endo puts an arm around Pumpkin and says, "Hey, don't be like that. Coach wouldn't be so hard on you if you stop wearing those silly shirts." Pumpkin says, "Master Edgar gave me these shirts. It makes him happy to see me wear them."

Endo changes the subject and says, "Ziggy's going to join our club!" Pumpkin eyeballs Ziggy's naked blue body and says, "Of course you would invite him."

Kyle comes out from under the shower head. Ziggy makes his way over to him and quickly wraps the towel around him. Ziggy feels accomplished as he hurries ahead to the locker and has it unlocked. He hands Kyle each piece of clothing in the right order. Ziggy perfectly ties Kyle's shoes for him.

Once Kyle is completely dressed, he gives Ziggy permission to put his shorts back on. They walk out of the locker room to wait for the bell to ring.

At lunchtime, several students that own omnipets sit at cafeteria tables waiting for their food. Kyle is used to having to wait in line for his meal and is glad to finally have a chance to have his choice of who to sit with. He glances over at Ziggy waiting in line and then sits at the table with Jimmy and Robert.

After a while, Barkley comes by with three trays of food. One tray held in his muzzle and one in each hand. He places the ones in his hands in front of Jimmy and Robert. Jimmy says, "Thank you." Jimmy elbows Robert. Robert says, "Thank you." Barkley takes the tray out of his muzzle and says, "You're welcome." Kyle notices for the first time how unnecessarily courteous Jimmy is to Barkley.

Barkley looks across the cafeteria and asks, "Would you like anything else, Master?" Jimmy shakes his head and answers, "No. You are free to do as you please until lunch is over." Barkley excitedly heads over to the group of Omnipets at the far end of the cafeteria.

Kyle is curious about Barkley's independence and asks, "You just let him go off on his own?" Jimmy answers, "Yeah. Trust is a part of being a good owner." Robert jokingly agrees, "Yeah. He's not going to run away or anything."

Kyle looks over at the group of Omnipets that Barkley joins and asks, "What do you think they talk about when humans aren't around?" Jimmy shrugs and answers, "They mainly just gossip about each other or discuss news about omnipets."

Ziggy sets down the tray of Kyle's food in front of him and looks around the full table for a spot to sit with his own tray. Kyle notices the dilemma that he forgot to save Ziggy a seat and orders, "Go over there and sit with the other omnipets." Ziggy answers, "Yes sir." The blue fox walks off.

Robert asks, "What was that about?" Kyle shrugs and says, "This is all new to me. I didn't know it would be so weird having someone that will follow me around all day and do everything I say."

Ziggy sees a few Omnipets he's already met and sits down next to Barkley. Everyone introduces themselves to Ziggy. Barkley says, "Ziggy was making some impressive shots in gym class until coach Hopkins attacked him with the hologram system." Everyone chuckles and Ziggy looks around the table at them.

An old German Shepherd with graying fur, named Sargent Barlow, catches Ziggy's eye because he's not laughing. The old dog asks, "Do you have no concentration under pressure? You knew the hologram wasn't real and let it get to you." Ziggy frowns at the grizzled dog's criticism. Barkley says, "Sorry Ziggy, Sarge is just bitter that he got made redundant by new technology."

Sarge leans forward and says, "How could I not be bitter? I trained and raised soldiers for decades. Then someone invented a way to store copies of the best of the best. Put me right out of a purpose in life. If you ever see any Whiskey Bravo MILPET personalities, tell them Sargent Barlow said hi."

Ziggy asks, "They like, let you use guns and stuff?" Sarge smirks and says, "Strong language isn't going to win a war." Sarge pulls out his taser gun from the holster on his olive green jumpsuit and says, "They only let me carry weak toys like this on campus but I'm experienced in all four classes of weaponry."

Brunhilda says, "Sarge likes to rub it in our muzzles that he has more privileges than most humans." She reaches across the table to stroke his arm and says, "He'll even take you home to show you his gun collection." Sarge winks at Brunhilda and says, "I pack a large caliber."

Ziggy asks, "How did you end up here with us regular Omnipets?" Sarge answers, "I was officially retired from service and a colonel took me in. I'm currently working with his youngest son to get him prepared to enlist when he turns 18."

The omnipets stuff their food in their muzzles and happily enjoy each other's company. They talk, laugh, and joke with each other.

In the teacher's lounge, Mr Chambers the Tiger and Mr Clancy the Grizzly Bear sit together on a couch. Clancy says, "You have Kyle Dittman in your class too, right?" Chambers says with his mouth full of food, "Yeah." Clancy asks, "What do you make of his new pet, Ziggy?"

Chambers swallows and says, "The dumb blue fox? Such a waste of potential." Clancy says, "I know! I took Ziggy to the office because Kyle didn't even bother to prepare him for coming to school." Before taking another bite of his lunch, Chambers says, "Nothing new there."

Clancy lowers his voice and says, "I took the fox into the detention room and gave his balls a thorough inspection with my mouth." Chamber swallows his mouthful of food and asks with a smile, "Dirty bear. Why would you do that?" Clancy runs a hand over his null crotch and says, "I couldn't help myself. I felt a phantom pleasure in the parts I'm missing."

Chambers suggests, "We can do some dry humping if you want to try to get it out of your system?" Clancy leans in and kisses Chambers on the mouth. The bear strokes the null spot on the tiger's crotch and then playfully says, "You taste like barbeque sauce." Chambers lays down on the couch and pulls Clancy on top of him.

Clancy straddles the pudgy tiger and leans down to kiss him again. They run their hands through each other's fur and enjoy the pleasure of touching and being touched. Chambers starts humping his null crotch into Clancy's butt. The bear can't help but join in the pantomime of sex.

Chambers and Clancy spend the rest of their break hugging, petting, and kissing each other. The few other omnipet teachers in the teacher's lounge don't mind, since satisfying cravings for physical contact with one another is a common occurrence in the lounge.

The bell rings and the two pull away from each other. They each try to smooth down their ruffled fur. Clancy gives Chambers a parting kiss and says, "Thanks, I really needed that."

The bear walks down the hall with a spring in his step as the crowds of students make way for his imposing figure.

In the final class of the day, Ziggy has gotten the hang of the boring job of keeping quiet and staying out of the way. He listens to the large zebra teacher talk about history and clop back and forth over the long rug at the front of the classroom.

Mr Harper, Scholar-240, is like most the other Omnipet teachers and wears nothing but his stripes and a smartwatch. Ziggy's eyes run over the mesmerizing black and white Zebra stripes and then to stark white chest, abs, and crotch. The fox loses focus and imagines what a good set of horse genitals would look like protruding from the flat spot on Mr Harper's crotch.

Ziggy can't help but get a semi erection in his shorts as his mind wanders to scenarios where Mr Harper is bending him over the desk, licking his tailhole. Ziggy wonders about his encounter with Mr Clancy this morning.

The school rules forbid omnipets equipped with genitals of any kind from exposing them on campus in front of students except in the context of educational purposes, or in restrooms and locker rooms. It also mentioned displays of affection between omnipets or between omnipets and humans are completely fine, but displays between humans were not.

Sargent Barlow stands alert beside a pitbull bodyguard named Andy that Ziggy met earlier in the day. The two dogs look like they are in a competition to see who can look the most professional. Ziggy wonders how much of a threat there is to students to warrant such protection.

Trying to take his mind off banging the teacher, Ziggy stands up from his seat on the floor and nudges between the two dogs. He takes up the same serious look and posture as the two and watches over the classroom.

Kyle glances back and Ziggy nods to him. He straightens his posture and continues to scan the room. Ziggy's attention is again drawn to the Zebra as he turns around to write something on the whiteboard.

Ziggy eyeballs the stripes coming to points right before the tail. The striped appendage flicks unconsciously, showing off the perfectly rounded butt. Ziggy's mind wanders and he gets another erection in his shorts.

Sarge notices the bulge from the corner of his eye and elbows Ziggy. The blue fox smiles at Sarge and casually drapes his arms in front of himself to hide the bulge. The bell rings for the final time and the school day is over.

Looking over Ziggy's body, Sarge says, "You're easily excitable. Do you have a thing for Zebras?" Ziggy says, "I don't know." Andy glances over and says, "I heard Zetas are made for being personal trainers for horny housewives." Ziggy says, "Yes, that's one of the many things I'm trained for." Andy chuckles and says, "Kinky."

The pitbull follows his charge out the door. Kyle holds out his notebook and textbook for Ziggy to carry. Sarge eyeballs Kyle disapprovingly as Ziggy takes the stuff.

A student comes up to Sarge and salutes him. Sarge returns the salute and says, "Next on the schedule is the gym for extra personal training." Ziggy looks at the schedule he put together on his comm and says hopefully, "Us too. Maybe we could all do that together?" Sarge smirks and says, "If you can keep up. We train hard." Kyle doesn't seem too keen on the idea but nods in agreement.

On the way to the gym, Ziggy learns the other boy's name is Harvey Clark. Sarge just calls him Cadet.

Ziggy is finally in his element again as he looks around the room filled with exercise equipment. Sarge runs Harvey through several exercises. Kyle barely manages to keep up as Ziggy has to keep correcting Kyle's form.

Kyle is covered in sweat from the hardest workout he's ever had. Sarge bends close to Kyle to smell him and says, "You smell like success. If I squint, I think I can see an actual athlete. Go hit the showers."

Harvey gives a salute and says, "Yes sir!" Kyle gives a tired sigh and says, "Come on Ziggy." Sarge puts a hand on Ziggy's shoulder and says, "Ziggy and I need to discuss some specifics about workout routines. Go on ahead without him." Kyle is too tired to argue and follows after Harvey.

Waiting until the humans are out of sight, Ziggy asks, "What did you want to discuss?" Sarge finishes drinking the rest of Harvey's water bottle and then says, "Nothing. That shitbird doesn't need your help in the locker room." Ziggy looks guiltily at the locker room door and says "Oh. You heard about that?" Sarge says, "Information travels pretty fast when we have nothing to do but sit around and gossip all day."

Sarge walks over to the water fountain to rinse and refill Harvey's water bottle. Ziggy looks over and sees Mr Harper working out on a bench press machine. He tries not to stare at the bulging muscles as the Zebra moves. Sarge says, "We pushed the boys hard today. You should suggest an early bedtime tonight."

Sarge sees Ziggy staring across the room and says, "Oh, look who's here. Let's go say hello." The german shepherd makes his way over with Ziggy following behind.

Without hesitation, Sarge says, "Will you look at that? A candidate for Hadrey Boarding School's hottest teachers calendar. What month did you want to be?" Without looking, Mr Harper chuckles and says, "December. I always look good around Christmas colors."

Mr Harper finishes his reps and looks at Sarge and Ziggy. The large zebra greets them, "Afternoon Sarge. Ziggy was it? I saw you standing at attention in the back. Is Sarge taking you under his wing?" Ziggy smiles and says, "Yes. He's helping me get the hang of things around here."

Mr Harper switches positions and starts another set of reps on the machine. Sarge whispers in Ziggy's ear. "Tell him how much you like his body." Ziggy blurts out, "You have a great body." Mr Harper pauses and asks, "Are you flirting with me?" Ziggy is unsure about a teacher and a student's omnipet fraternizing. The rulebook didn't mention anything about it. Ziggy carefully says, "Maybe?"

The machine starts clicking again as the weights go up and down the pulleys. Mr Harper says confidently, "Don't worry, I get that a lot. Some people think it's the short fur and stripes. No fluff to hide what the bio engineers gave me, but I have my secrets." Mr Harper finishes his reps and his body gleams with a sheen of sweat. Sarge says, "You're dripping like a faucet, isn't there any way to turn it off?" Mr Harper grabs his sweat towel and states, "Nope, it's an equine thing. If you don't like it, you're free to wipe me down." Ziggy gets elbowed hard by Sarge and the fox quickly picks up on his queue.

Ziggy starts from the shoulders and rubs the towel down each arm. Mr Harper looks directly in Ziggy's eyes as the fox focuses on feeling up every over exaggerated muscle group in the arm. Sarge smirks as he watches Ziggy.

Finishing with each arm, Ziggy wipes across the stripes on the Zebra's back. He switches to the front and traces around each bicep. He runs a finger across the spot where a nipple would be if the Zebra wasn't a null. Sarge and Harper watch in fascination as Ziggy goes into a trance like state carefully wiping the sweat away from each muscle group.

Mr Harper stands up and puts one hoof on the bench as Ziggy stares at the waste disposal port on the hip. Ziggy kneels down to wipe down each leg in turn. The towel is soaked with zebra sweat. Ziggy says, "All done!"

Mr Harper slides his hand down to his null crotch and says, "You missed a spot." Ziggy looks at the useless soaked towel and asks, "Do you have another towel?" Mr Harper smiles and reaches down to untie the bandana around Ziggy's neck. He unfolds the red triangle of cloth and then reaches deep between his legs to slide it from below his tail around to his crotch. He does the motion again with his other hand to make sure he dried both sides of his inner clefts.

Mr Harper hands the soggy bandana back to Ziggy. Sarge chuckles at Ziggy's shocked expression. Sarge leans in to sniff it and then says, "It's a pleasant, earthy smell, not like a dirty butthole or a sweaty ballsack." Ziggy holds the bandana to his nose and samples the smell. It stimulates his nose in a very pleasant way.

Looking around the gym, Mr Harper says in a low voice, "It's also a mild aphrodisiac." Sarge says to Ziggy, "My current theory is that someone on the director's board has the hots for big strong omnipets. That's why the teachers ordered less than 5 years ago are better looking and have a few hidden features."

Showing his large equine teeth in a grin, Mr Harper says, "That does explain why I was constantly getting invited to the sauna with the administrators when I first started teaching here."

Sarge calls out to an omnipet teacher a few machines down, "Hey Mr Brock, how long have you been working here?" The six foot tall American Badger, Scholar-92, has an average body that doesn't compare to Harper's biologically enhanced muscle mass despite following the exact same recommended workout schedule. The badger answers, "Eight years."

With a wave of his paw, Sarge says to Ziggy, "See? Theory checks out." Mr Harper says, "Quit picking on Mr Brock. He's cute in his own ways." Mr Brock's small ears perk up, "Oh really?" Mr Harper folds his ears back in realization that he just admitted he thinks his co-worker is cute. A few other teachers within earshot chuckle.

The badger gets off his exercise machine and eagerly comes over. The black and white fur is the only physical thing the two have in common. Mr Brock's fluffy coat gives him a portly appearance in stark contrast to Mr Harper's perfect body.

Brock looks Harper up and down and says, "I didn't know you had mutual feelings for me." Harper is surprised and replies, "Well, you know, you always are so passionate about learning during the PTA meetings. I couldn't stand up to a human and speak my mind like you do. You make me feel aroused in an intellectual way."

Sarge whispers to Ziggy, "I guess your crush on Mr Harper has some competition."

From the locker room emerges Kyle and Harvey. Mr Harper sees them and plucks the sweaty bandana out of Ziggy's paws. He folds it in half and ties the damp triangle back around the fox's neck. Mr Harper says, "Give it a sniff when you need a quick boost of energy and heightened senses."

Mr Brock says, "Why use a second hand source?" The smaller badger playfully hugs Mr Harper and gives a large sniff of his body. With a slow exhale, Mr Brock asks, "Your smell makes me feel so good. Want to grade homework together tonight?" Sarge smiles at the teacher's code for spending time together.

Mr Harper scoops up the smaller badger and says, "Let's go right now." Mr Brock giggles in a very unbecoming way as Mr Harper squeezes his butt and carries him away. Mr Harper looks back to give a wink to Sarge and Ziggy as he swings open the door and ducks through.

Mr Harper asks, "If you liked me, why did you never say anything?" Mr Brock answers, "All you newer teachers are very different from us older ones. That's why I always exercise so close to you. I figured you were out of my league and the best I could do is just enjoy watching you."

Mr Harper sees a few students further down the hall and sets Mr Brock on his feet. As the students pass, Mr Harper pretends to be having a serious conversation and says, "Not enough homework gets assigned, students have too much free time after class." The students frown and walk faster as they pass. Mr Brock suppresses a laugh at the characters they are forced to portray around humans.

Reaching the end of the hallway, the pair exit the gym and cross a courtyard to the teacher's quarters. Several teachers sit around in groups keeping themselves entertained.

Out of all teachers currently in the common room, only Miss Mayuko, Sensei-1434, Red Panda, is wearing anything besides their bare fur and a waste port on their hip. She is a foreign exchange teacher teaching several different introductory asian language classes.

She watches Mr Harper and Mr Brock walk by holding hands. She smiles to herself that the teachers have personal relations with each other despite not being able to get past second base.

Once the door to Mr Harper's room is closed, he leans down to kiss Mr Brock. The teacher's room is very sparse. Mr Harper's room contains a queen sized bed, a large desk, and a recliner next to a floor lamp.

Mr Harper pulls away from the kiss and says, "I have the perfect thing." Opening his bottom desk drawer, Mr Harper reaches all the way to the back and pulls out a pill bottle. Mr Brock's small badger eyes go wide. Mr Harper shakes the bottle and says, "MDMA, also known as ecstasy." Mr Brock looks around and whispers, "Where did you get that? You could get in a lot of trouble."

Mr Harper shakes out two pills and says, "I found them in a student's bag. It doesn't really matter if it was a couple pills or a whole bottle I reported, our principal would still flush the drugs. So why not keep most of them for special occasions?" Mr Harper holds out the little white pill.

Making excuses for himself, Mr Brock says, "Well, we are responsible adults. If we are just staying in your room the whole time, there is no harm in enjoying ourselves every now and then." The temptation to feel good is too great. Mr Brock holds out his long tongue. Mr Harper places the pill on the badger's tongue and pops his own.

Popping a small water bottle open, Mr Harper squirts it in his mouth and then offers it to Mr Brock. The badger drinks some of the water and asks, "Okay, now what?"

Mr Harper lays down on the bed diagonally. It gives a wobble as its frame flexes under his weight. It's the only way his tall body will fit without his hooves hanging off. Mr Brock sits on the bed next to him. He idly strokes the flat spot on his null crotch. Making conversation while they wait for the drug to kick in, Mr Brock asks, "What did you used to be before you were a Zebra?"

Mr Harper answers, "Coincidentally enough, a much smaller horse. What about you?" Mr Brock answers, "I used to be a cat." Mr Harper strokes a hand on Mr Brock's salt and pepper fur and says, "That explains your rebellious streak when it comes to humans."

Repositioning himself, Mr Brock lays his head on Mr Harper's chest and says, "My students love me regardless." They lay together on the bed waiting and Mr Brock stares across the room at the yearly staff photo poster hung on the back of the door. Mr Harper pulls the badger's muzzle close and kisses him again.

Mr Brock starts to feel the effect of the drug as it works its way into his system. Both their bodies tingle with the extra boost of dopamine and serotonin.

They continue to kiss and rub against each other's bodies. The minutes pass and Mr Brock's body burns with sexual pleasure he hasn't felt since before his mind was copied in a badger's body. Mr Harper pushes Mr Brock's butt over his null crotch and feels waves of pleasure by slapping their fur together in a mimicry of real sex.

Mr Brock's senses are heightened from the aphrodisiac laced zebra sweat combined with the ecstasy. The badger bounces on the zebra's crotch remembering what actual penetration felt like. Mr Brock clenches his whole body as he suddenly has an imaginary orgasm. He grunts and moans without a care at being overheard.

Mr Harper grins as Mr Brock gets pushed over the edge. The big zebra slows down his thrusts as he watches the badger ride out the drug fueled quasi-orgasm. Mr Brock pants and exclaims, "I didn't know it was possible to feel this good." Mr Harper says, "That old teacher's saying is that anything is possible if you put your mind to it."

Sliding Mr Brock off him, Mr Harper rolls over and puts his butt in the air. He looks over his shoulder and says, "Now do me, and don't be gentle." Mr Brock giggles while he lines himself up to slap his flat crotch against the Zebra's rounded butt. The sensation of the movements cause both of them to grunt and moan in bliss.

Mr Brock pulls the Zebra's tail and gives a few spanks as he gets into the act. Mr Harper makes very unmasculine noises as he enjoys the experience. His whole body shivers in pleasure as his imagination fills in the missing sensations of their simulated sex. Mr Harper screams into a pillow as he imagines a mindblowing orgasm.

Outside the room, a pair of omnipet teachers listen at the door with concern. The metal shop teacher Mr Manus, Craftsman-645 Dragonoid type 34, holds his blue scaled head close to the door and whispers, "Sounds like they are really having fun." His assistant, Mr James Craftsman-646 Dragonoid type 34, nods his red scaled head and whispers back , "I wish it were me making those noises."

Miss Mayuki grabs both the dragonoids by their horns and pulls them away from the door. She chastises them, "It is impolite to eavesdrop." Mr Manus pats his toolbelt and says, "Mr Harper asked us to come by when we had some time to fix his wobbly bed frame." Mr James says, "Guess we now know why it's wobbly. All that motion loosens the bolts and fatigues the metal."

Miss Mayuki leads the two dragonoids away from the door. She releases their horns and says, "Behave yourselves." Mr Manus slowly runs his finger down his light blue chest. He sensually eyes Miss Mayuki and asks, "We have some free time if you want to play with us?"

The Dragonoid's teasing causes Miss Mayuki's red panda body to feel very warm. Her eyes go up and down the pair's nude bodies. Their muscular bodies with contrasting scale colors are pleasing to her eyes. They both wear nothing but tool belts strapped tightly around their waists. Miss Mayuki looks away before she is overcome with urges.

Mr Manus teases her further and says, "I meant we can play a board game. Miss Mayuki, were you thinking dirty thoughts about us?" Miss Mayuki blushes and says, "I have to finish working on my lesson plans." She adjusts the hem of her dress and quickly walks off. Mr James slaps his thigh as he laughs. Mr Manus joins in with a chuckle.

Mr James swings his thick red tail happily and says, "You are such a tease to her." Mr Manus grabs the tail and says, "Like I'm into mammals." Mr Manus slides his hand all the way to the red base and gives his partner's butt a honk. Mr James turns around and licks Mr Manus across the neck. Mr James' red hand slides across the scales on Mr Manus' null crotch. The two metal shop teachers laugh off their teasing silliness and walk off together.

Mr Manus asks, "Do you miss sex?" Mr James replies, "A little I guess. We did have some fun times during our apprenticeships." They both take a moment to remember before they woke up in their new bodies. Mr Manus says, "I think Mr Harper discovered some sort of secret. It doesn't feel THAT good rubbing crotches together."

Back at the metal shop, Mr James rests his hands on his tool belt and says, "If you want to feel good, how about we crack open a jar of moonshine I made?" Mr Manus smiles and says, "Well, if you insist." The blue and red dragonoids walk to a tool closet.

Pulling out a screwdriver from his tool belt, Mr James unscrews a metal safety checklist sign to reveal a secret cabinet sunk into the wall. He pulls out a mason jar of clear liquid and asks, "We don't have anything else to do today, right?" Mr Manus nods and says, "No. Adjusting Harper's bed was the only thing on the list."

Mr James twists open the jar and says, "Here you go. Bottoms up." Mr Manus cuts to the chase and guzzles half the jar of burning liquid. Mr James takes the jar and guzzles the rest. The dragonoids laugh and wave their tongues as they enjoy the uncommon feeling of extreme pain in their mouths.

Mr James' red body with white underbelly was engineered with built in armor and safety features. The dragonoid metal shop teachers only put on safety equipment to set an example for their students.

They both have nictitating membranes to protect their eyes. Pupils that contract to tiny pinpoints in an instant while welding. They could easily hold their breath for 20 minutes to avoid breathing in particles and fumes. Thick skin and scales make their hands immune to cuts and burns. Reinforced skulls and armor scales that could take a blow from a low caliber bullet and leave only a scuff.

Everything like leather aprons, leather gloves, goggles, steel toe boots, hard hats, and respirators were mostly for show. The over engineered dragonoids consider not having genitals a fair trade off to having a cushy job teaching kids and performing light repair duty around the school. The real manual labor construction Omnipets work hard and get to play hard as a motivational reward.

Mr James puts the empty jar back and starts reattaching the sign over the hidden compartment. Mr Manus pulls off his toolbelt and says, "Want to go dancing?" Mr James turns and asks, "Dancing?" Mr Manus says, "Yeah, see which one of us falls down first when this moonshine kicks in." Mr James pulls off his toolbelt to place on the wall and answers, "You're on!"

Mr Manus turns on some music that fills the workshop. The dragonoids go through the steps of a dance routine that they learned with other teachers for pep rallies. The two laugh as their moves start getting sloppy and uncoordinated. Limbs and tails start flopping about as the pair have the time of their lives.

It takes a while for the moonshine sloshing around in their bellies to be fully absorbed. Being genetically twins, the booze hits them hard at the exact same moment. They both fall down when they reach a part of the routine where they kick their legs high and clap above their heads.

They laugh loudly and hug each other on the floor. The red and blue dragonoids help each other stand up and they stumble their way up the stairs to the shop's loft full of student desks. Mr James turns off the music and turns on the old projector TV.

The projector plays their favorite documentary about antique hand tools. They lean back in their office chairs and kick up their feet on a table as they listen to the calming voice demonstrate the proper techniques.

The omnipets of Hadrey Boarding School made it through another Monday.