lost in the evergreen forest chapter 9 (Caesar weirman & Arca vasnoth)
#9 of Lost in the evergreen forest
this is a story both i and Arca vasnoth have wrote.
sampson belongs to me
and arca belongs to alaster
enjoy!
Be warned... this chapter is odd... and no... neither me or Alaster do any form of drugs. christians may be offended...
Lost in the evergreen forest chapter 9
"Arca!" the fox looked about as he heard a voice shout his name "Arca!" the voice shouted again
"who's there?!" the Arctic fox demanded
"don't you recognise me?" the form of sampson came into view infront of him "i've got some wonderful news Arca... i'm pregnant!"
"p..pregnant... but Sampson... that's impossible... you're a guy..."
"i know... that's what i thought... but the doctors told me otherwise... but they're not quite sure who the father is... but they're due any moment now!" he pulled his trousers down and smiled as he gently stroked his penis, it looked slightly enlarged. he giggled "oh my... i can feel them kicking!" he pointed his sheath up to the sky and giggled again "Tminus ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one... blast off!" his length shot out of his sheath and into the dark sky, it exploded in a flash of colour, reds, yellows, pinks, greens, oranges, purples and blues, then about one hundred elves fell from the sky and stared at Arca
"mine!" one screamed "no! mine!" they all chanted and started beating each other up, little elves started falling upon each other, dead... Sampson just watched with a large grin on his face
"ah... they grow up so fast!" Arca just watched in horror as one climbed up his neck
"hey there... my name's Alaster... but you can call me Alaster!" he turned around and watched his clones beat each other up "oh my god!" he stared for a bit longer "that looks like so much fun!" he jumped from Arca's nose, landing in the centre of the scrum... a tidal wave of elves flew towards Arca "hey Arca!" they all screamed
Sampson kept on laughing, "okay... playtime's over... back in everyone..." his empty sheath started sucking the elves in. he smiled as he patted his sheath, he then pushed his hand in and pulled out a solid gold guitar with several necks, he started playing Arca watched as the guitar's heads morphed into equine penises which started ejaculating when he played them, Arca watched with a look of confusion upon his face as the floor and everyone around was covered in semen, his confusion turned to horror as sampson and the guitar started melting, Arca looked at himself as he exploded, he watched as planets started forming a long chain connected them all, he then watched as a giant sampson wearing red lace lingerie used the planets as anal beads, he moaned as pluto slipped inside him, then mercury, then mars, Arca tilted his head as he watched the planets disappear one by one into the dog's puckered hole, he heard the dog whimper and moan as he forced jupiter through his sphincter, a thunderous noice forced Arca to hold his paws over his ears, the dog had just cried out as he orgasmed, his semen formed the stars, constellations, the milky way. the dog pointed his length at the mess and murred as a stream of yellow liquid flowed, creating the sun. he then pulled the planets from his rear and dropped them into his semen, smiling as he watched them encircle the sun, he picked Arca up and smiled "hey Arca! guess what?"
"w....what?" the arctic fox whimpered, not quite sure what else to say
"i am god! wait... i know!... Arca! you shall write a book about me! tell the world how i created the world!"
Arca whimpered as he woke up at a desk. he shook his head groggily "that... was ridiculous..." he looked to the clock on his desk and whimpered "oh... it's seven o'clock... i overslept..." he tried to get out of the chair but found his feet were chained to it "what the...?"
"Arca! have you finished yet?" Sampson's voice rang through the room
"finished what? and why am i tied down?!"
"you were writing my book! and why are you tied down? because you look so fucking good in chains and lingerie!"
Arca looked down in horror and tried to cover himself up
"don't bother trying to hide yourself Arca! i am god! i can see all! and i know all!"
Arca blushed and continued writing, the room was illuminated by a great burst of light and on the bed lay sampson "hey Arca! just popped in to say hi! oh... and i wanted to warn you..."
"about what?!" the fox cried
"watch out for the one with large ears... he will attempt to wipe you clean from his pained soul..."
"the one with large ears? that makes no sense..."
the room went pitch black and when the lights came back an elf was stood on the bed next to Sampson "he's lying, Arca... I'm the real god... he's a fraud!"
Sampson growled and slapped the elf "bullshit!" he cried out angrily "I'm real! he's trying to trick you!"
Arca whimpered softly "neither of you are real... this is a dream..."
the dog and the elf stared at the arctic fox, a hurt expression upon their faces "not real? we are both very real.." the elf looked pained "even if some of us are lost even to ourselves.''
The arctic fox shook his head "what do you mean? lost to yourself? where are you?! tell me!" the elf slowly faded into nothing ''i am lost within myself...''
"no! don't go!" Arca tried to jump to him, but his legs were still tied to the chair...
Sampson started whimpering "no! he's coming to get me! don't let him hurt me anymore Arca! he wants to kill me..."
the wall fell in and a dragon growled as it walked through, the city behind him in flames hundreds of thousands of people screamed together, the dragon looked at Sampson and blew fire at him
Sampson screamed along with everyone else "Arca! Why?! why couldn't you save me?!" the whole city screamed along with him "Arca! why couldn't you save us?!"
then silence... the dragon looked at Arca before flying off...
Arca's eyes snapped open, his breathing erratic "oh... it was just a nightmare... t..that's all..." he looked to the clock again and sighed "please be alright Sampson..."
the nurse placed her hand on his shoulder, Arca looked back and saw two policemen next to here "he's incredibly unstable... we're not sure if he'll make it through the night..."
Arca's heart stopped again "...p..please... no..."
the policemen took there hats off and knelt down next to Arca's chair "can you tell us what happened? whatever it was it wasn't a little trip... someone did that to him... if you tell us... we can try and prevent it from happening to anyone else..."
"y...you wouldn't believe me..." Arca whimpered softer
"please tell us... do you want anyone else to end up like your mate?" the policeman questioned mercilessly
"if he were to hurt anyone else i would finish the job!" Arca growled, when the policemen reached for their handcuffs did he realise how bad it sounded, his ears flattened "oh no! not Sampson! i would never hurt sampson!" the memory of him backhanding the german shepherd into a stream flooded back into his mind and guilt gnawed at him.
"then who? who hurt your mate? who do you want to finish the job?"
"THE DRAGON!" Arca screamed "the dragon took him... he hurt him... he touched him in ways that only a mate should... he raped him then threw him aside into a stream." once again that same memory bit him... no... Arca told himself, it wasn't rape... he consented himself to me...
the policeman nodded "I'm sorry, may we ask you and your mate's name?"
"i... am Arca Vasnoth... and my mate's name is Sampson... Vasnoth..."